That finish isn’t going to work for me Tony. I should look strong and cool, my opponent should also get beat up maybe even attempted murder, and then I should win the feud.
>>16654015>Smarks think this actually happens
>>16654015People talk about Undisputed Era losing to AEW in NXT and losing to NXT in AEW but not enough people talk about Tony thinking that the number 2 face of WWE’s worst era should be his ace kek
>>16654024Yes
>>16654024You're right, all wrestlers are best friends with everyone else and there is never any backstage politicking.
>>16654032>>16654068mental illness
>>16654032Wait. Punk is 5'11-6'. I thought DEAN was supposed to be 6'2?
>>16654171Turn on the monitor
>>16654015>Tony I have this amazing idea>I cooy this movie I liked when I was a teenager about neo Nazis, but I'm the neo nazi. I take two of the best talents in the company to eat pins for me while we highlight Yuta a d Marina Shaffir, you know that woman who has been jobbing on your shows for years? Yeah, she will kill every main event challenger I have despite not being able to beat Julia Hart.>Then, Tony you'll love this, the motivation is that we think the roster are soft because you're a terrible boss so we're trying to motivate the young talent. We'll get this across by trying to murder them all and never letting them ever get back at us. We'll also ruin Danielson's last match by making it about Wheeler Yuta and we'll spend months trying to murder Orange Cassidy for no reason. Then I'll feud with Edge, you should change his name to Cope also because that would be badass.Imagine seeing how Moxley damaged NJPW's domestic business and cursed their next ace with a gimmick so timeless that he's been completely rejected, then deciding to build around him again (having already failed with him 3 times) and choosing Wheeler Yuta as the chosen one to have the torch passed to him. All the guys they have on payroll and this is what they do
>>16654660GOOD BLOODY MORNING
>>16654686Sorry that autocorrect broke you, oinkvert
>>16654015thanks for drawing the house Moxster
>>16654015Don't forget to let my opponent look like a complete cuck against Marina.
>>16654285Killer Kross (6'4) had to slouch and tell Scarlett to stay away to protect Deanetty's worked height.
>>16654660You know, even though I was aware of all this, having it all laid out like this really shows you how shit this whole booking is. Those BJJ matches he lost must have really got to him because he's booking himself as the ultimate badass.
>>16654749say it to my face and not online faggot
>>16654015thanks for drawing the house
>>16654285I remember when DEANetty's little fagboys used to proclaim him as 6'3 and that he only looked short cause he was slouching lol
>>16654015He's literally a chicken shit heel you dumbass
>>16654029It's a bit weird how when plans change or someone's injured he just goes back to Mox. Mox should have had just the one world title run but due to the Punk injury, the Phillyfit that followed, and the Danielson injury, he's now a 4 time champ and not a single reign has matched his first one.Should have just vacated the title in the first instance and put it on MJF asap, MJF should have been champ for the Phillyfit, and Darby should have retired Danielson as planned.Just so fucking stupid bros.
>>16654727Kek
>>16654285For some reason DEAN was always billed as taller than Seth and Roman when he clearly wasnt
>>16656588Seth had the work, flashy moves, experience, psychology, looks, functional strength promo, sex appeal, charisma, it factor, intelligence and charm, Roman had the Samoan family background, HOOOAH and power moves, Dean needed SOMETHING, so they gave him height.
>>16655889Don't pretend to know what you're talking about, moron
>>16656602Dean was the promo. He was also the best worker at the time, I have no idea what happened because he was actually good. The whackyline was the marker for him turning shit but he was still perfectly alright until he started doing this dollar store Bruiser Brody gimmick
>>16654015>That finish isn’t going to work for me Tony. I should look strong and cool, my opponent should also get beat up maybe even attempted murder, and then I should win the feud and then nobody will laugh at me for losing every YMCA BJJ tournament I enter.
>>16654015he said this to Brock and got KWAB'd, why is Tiny Con giving in?
>>16654660Mox not facing Hangman in his first title defense and choosing Orange Cassidy for a $50 PPV main event is wrestling promoter malpractice. Even if the Death Riders stuff is boring, the opponents are there for PPV main events people might give a shit about.
>>16654015>be Mon Joxley>leave WWE and spend 6 months on the podcast circuit, whining because Vince shot down all your ideas and wouldn't give you creative freedom>go to AEW because they're letting you do whatever you like >turns out all of your ideas are fucking dogshit and actively drive viewers away>yfw
>>16654015I just hope that whoever takes over the book when Tony has his inevitable cocaine coronary books this sloppy drink like the jobber he deserves to be.
