Card:>Announced at the beginning of the show
>>16656145I wish it was Despy/KUSHIDA up next
>>16656145#SaveCharlton
kushida looks like altuve desu
what is his reaction seeing this show from heaven ?
Where's Kevin Knight? Shoot paralyzed? Lmao
>>16656147unironically he was fired for getting caught
>>16656147Taichi cheated on his wife with an office worker and got suspended over it lol
>>16656145I'm starting to think this NYD won't have any big twists...
>>16656145Taichi looks like Robert Mitchum in this pic
>>16656147>isn't cheating super common in japan? i don't know why they're still punishing himcheating on your wife is one of those things where despite japs doing it all the time, you still can't get caught doing it or it's shamefur dispraythere's a lot of variation in how hard people get fucked because of it though. taka definitely isn't the only guy to get caught with his dick out
>>16656166Well he wasn't under contract with New Japan but he parted ways with his own KAIENTAI Dojo. At first the deal was he would work a whole year without pay then he was just gone and they renamed the promotion
https://www.instagram.com/p/DEac-Sdz78H/What the fuck is this bros? I thought EVIL was cumming inside Iyo Sky...
>>16656171Holy newfag
>>16656178We don't use Shirai-san's slave name here
>KUSHIDA vs Takeshita in San JoseGonna be dimes
>>16656178based EVIL found a better nippon slutto please understand
>>16656178Everyone needs a sidepiece
for me it's Taichi and Tam
KENTA tapping to KUSHIDA after beating Kenoh would be hilar-PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>16656190why is her lips so thick
>>16656178What’s more EVIL than cucking waifu simps?
>TJP is actually based on commentaryHe should retire and do commentary full time.
>Kenta asked to be a freelancer>They fucking tap him out the first chance they getkekekeke
>>16656197He's also based in the ring though...
>>16656178looks like a shoot femboy
kushida quickly geeked
>>16656195bogged desu
Despy please cut your fucking hair nigga
So many bad hair choices in that match..
anyone else play njpw collection?
>>16656197no he's not he fucking sucks.ELP is way better at comms.
lmao Kushida
>>16656198Based Gaydo never misses (or forgives traitors)
>>16656211For me, Gabe was the funniest on commentary
>>16656211no ELP is Post Covid Kevin Kelly level of bad
>they let the mat be stained in beat and now it's soaked in
>>16656209Go to bed DSP
>>16656216Didn’t Kenny and the bucks win last night?
MD4R
>>16656211>ELP is way better at comms.ELP is a try-hard faggot, an embarrassment to the pro-wrestling industry and should never be allowed in a wrestling ring again. The best thing for his career is to get blacklisted like Marty Scurll.
THESE MY DAWGS FRTHESE MY DAWGS FRTHESE MY DAWGS FRTHESE MY DAWGS FR
Gedo looks depressed
hey it's kenny omega's bitch LMAO
What happened to my nigga Chase Owens?What happened to my nigga YOH?
OMG BULLET CLUB CIVIL WAR INCOMING
Here comes either Gabe making a play for leadership of BCWD, or Gabe leaving/being kicked out.
>>16656229>YOHTransitioned, sorry.
I want o khan on English comms
>>16656229YOH I'd kissing niggas for title shots
Gabeuu is over af brother
who let this chav scum get those shit tattoos, what a way to ruin your look
I still believe in my nigga YOH, but maybe he belongs in DDT
Ok so Finlay is gonna wanna get a rematch but Gabe steps up first and Finlay gets upset
FUCK ROCKY
>>16656235largest brain
best chicken tenders for like $15~?
Shingo is the most solidly consistent and based guy throughout this era of NJPW
>>16656225damn son
>>16656241Gabe gonna use all his momentum from the Kenny match to lose to Tsuji
That belt is way too fucking small
What even is that belt that Finnerman holds? IWGP Global? wtf is that
>>16656246Luv me some Popeyes brother
m'finner
>>16656253stupid made up ass belt they introduced out of nowhere for no reason a yr ago.It's just a shitty inferior looking version of the IWGP Intercontinental belt they had and got rid of for no god damn reason.
Titan is so cool
>>16656251just a shitty rinky dink remake of the IWGP IC belt.
>>16656257the belt merger was the stupidest fucking thing they ever did, I'm still seething over it
Titan really didnt wanna bump over the railing
say what you will, but a 20 minute promo segment would go hard right now
What the fuck does Gedo even do anymore for Finlay in storyline?
The face that runs the place
for me it's gedo cursing in English
What the fuck kinda name is Moloney
GEIBUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>16656262same. Destroyed and ruined the history of the IWGP Hwt and ruined the belt design. an unprompted change nobody wanted. Scrapping the IC after the years spent building it as a main event level belt, I guess cos they are salty at Shinsuke for leaving and it's "his" belt. That fucking thing Main Evented Tokyo Dome and tons of NJPW major PPVs.Profoundly retarded decisions that had a major negative impact on NJPW
>>16656274Gedo is still trying to ride off being the okada manager
Oh fuck yes run this match
>>16656275>runs AEW, NJPW and CMLL*bows down*
>>16656273Rawslop is later tonight lil bro
>>16656246Chili's original chicken crispers that are no longer available because that company is ran by retards nowadays? Fuck iunno Caines I guess.
>ties his hair up before a fightThat's not how that works, Tsuji
good choppa
Gabe Kidd looks fat in a muscly kind of way
This exchange is fucking meaty
>>16656291Probably too much beer.
The inevitable look of respect after Gabe and Tsuji fight later this year, is gonna be kino
Did these niggas forget this is just a glorified house show
Yep, Drilla's moving up yall
>>16656298I guess War Dogs are gonna need a new Heavyweight when Gabe leaves for ROH
>>16656274Eats the pins in multimans, very useful to have one of them around.
>>16656291It’s called building a wrestling body and not a bodybuilding body that sucks during any physical confrontation
>>16656291he's a chunky fucker, real thick neck like a bully
That was a lot of fun
Lmao Gedo's selling
Gabe gonna get a Global run in his final year in NJPW, after a Kenny Dome match, just like Ospreay did
WOT THE FUCK U ABOWT U LITTLE BITCH M8
who the fuck is this jeet
Only kids believe in dragons.
>Kenny poseaight bro. where's finlay?
WHO'S THIS FAGGOT ZAYNE IS TEAMING WITH?I WANTMOOOOOOOOOOOONSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEE
All right. Good night bros.
I do like how Zayne does the Eugene tier retard wave to the crowd, very endearing.
An amazing visual.
I wanna see Hiromu try and wrestle in that outfit soon
I want to hate Hiromu but the fucker always gets over with me
https://suno.com/song/db898f8f-02b1-46ec-8883-a2e7f4229b7e
Hiromu will turn, screencap this.
Zayne is going to kill Naito with his dumb shit. Also why the fuck is he here?
>>16656339because naito is here
Heh woah, it's weird that Walker is talking about AEW vs NJPW like it's just a wrestling angle to build for Forbidden Door. I thought you guys told me it was a shoot and that Charlton was really fired
Oh shit good for you Naito
>>16656346Only the retards were saying that.
>>16656336based
That hurricanrana was a miracle
Bros I can't wait until cybernetics gets so good that Naito-san can get new robotic knees that can jump him so high he can power 20 feet into the crowd with CO2 powered cannisters
I remember guys using their other arm to help with Destino when he was HEALTHY. Why is everyone deadlifting him now?
do you think naito can feel his knees crunching everytime he gets up
>>16656362It's a rib
pink android BITCH
>>16656363yeah there's no ligament left, it's just sawdust grinding into each other like ritz crackers
So they basically fucked up the challenge by hotshotting them onto yesterday's card lol
>>16656368KWAPAB
>>16656368I swear to god he didn't even wanna be wrestler but his dad forced him into it
Don't you that FUCKING remix tonight, Zack
What did Naito say?
THERE HE ISTHERE'S MY NIGGA YOH
>>16656368>"It would be scary if a pink man punched you with a blank look on his face"kek these niggas hilarious
Big Contract Goto
Isn't Goto the perfect guy to end ZSJ's run? He is the beating soul of New Japan and so even the local TMDK fans wouldn't be too sad seeing Zack drop the belt to him, Zack won't look any weaker or stronger for a loss to Goto (compared to up and coming guys) and then when Goto drops the belt to a new guy (at this point I almost want to say Gabe at Dominion but probably Shota or someone) it would be a strong rub. In the meantime it gives Goto the "thank you" run that we all know he should get before he falls off.
>>16656386I think he's challenging for the tag belts with Hiromu again
I CAN'T THINK
>>16656393Yeah but it still looks bad after jobbing Goto out for a decade plus and then suddenly making him champ
>>16656393Goto is never winning the title. His last real chance was the time he was all silver and Okada had an entrance with a buster sword and a shoot T-Rex
YOH's not even zesty anymore, bro is just queer
>>16656400Goto wins the big one, then loses to Finlay in his first defence. This is the way
>>16656400It isn't all that sudden, he had his NJC hot run last year and had a smattering of strong results over the year. He is one of those guys like Kojima (at least Kojima a few years ago, he has been a Hontai dad too long now in NJPW at least) where he can be warmed up quickly.
>>16656406I wouldn't even be against Goto winning, but it's not gonna happen, especially this soon after WK. He is very obviously a jobber to pad out Zack's reign
Ok these niggas have to stop
I miss zesty yoh when he had the junior heavyweight championship from sho
YOH about to learn the dangers of playing Gay Chicken with a dude that has no shame.
YOH is zesty af
>>16656411Probably but he would work as good transitional champ to get the belt on Finlay without a gaijin vs gaijin match
>>16656405faggot maybe
this is just like my yaoi mangas
>>16656418nah nigga just gay as hell now
bring old yoh back
>Jobby Eagles
>>16656411Zack can't draw for shit so might as well throw it on Goto.
>>16656420huge pop
i want you faggots to remember how kino that BOSJ was where Yoh made the finalsand it really felt like his coming out partynow he really did come out as a faggot lmao
rocky thinks he's part of the team
>Despy/Ishimori being shat out fast for something elsethank you, ace
there's literally nothing that got the crowd excited todayeverything feels ice cold going into the new beginning tour
rocky Romero booked himself to be in the main event
>all this shitposting about YOH when taco's lame ass is there
Oiwa is one cool looking mofo.
>>16656446Gabe/Tsuji got the people going. That was about it. Announcing such a lame lineup to start did not help at all
>>16656446THIS. Holy fucking grimola.
>>16656446desu New Year's Dash has been like this for years
Apaprently KENTA is for realsies done with New Japan. less excuse to book Chase now
>>16656451BIG ROY sick mullet top cunt
>>16656449who tf is taco
>>16656461huh? is he really going back to NOAH ?
>>16656467He’s going back to CZW
>>16656466Yoshi HashiThe Loose Explosion aka Tacos. ask Shinsuke.iykyk
>>16656467>[New Japan] KENTA to return to his old stomping ground, Noah, after leaving New Japan mats: "Let's meet again somewhere, bye-bye". https://x.com/okamotospo/status/1876234723661639842
>>16656449>>16656469Yoshi Hashi is based
Big Roy taking out that ugly shitter
How tf does that shitter Robby Eagles have fans?
>>16656467>>16656474And he will still avoid cm punk
>>16656481ROBBIE ROBBIE ROBBIE OI OI OI
>>16656178https://www.instagram.com/p/C-AKNEASrxt/?igsh=eTAwbGd3Zjlldmk=koda kumi knows what's up
>>16656466shoot yourself
GOOOOOOING DOWN GAWKINGHOMOGOOOOOOING DOWN GAWKINGHOMO
I'm hearing that Kenny was supposed to be on NYD but Tony pulled him after Charlton's offensive comments
>>16656490>I'm hearingfrom the voices inside your head again ?
ding ding dingprease stoppuding ding dingbe naisu preaseding ding ding
>>16656446Now with show over I can confirm nwo>Gabe vs Tsuji exchanges>Goto vs Zack exchanges>YOH and Fujita being gay asf3 things
>>16656495love this new meme
>>16656495ding dong bannu end of rine
>Oiwa v. Big Yosh will be a big match for the next tour
>Rocky getting a title shotVery interesting indeed
>>16656494That's what Bryan Alvarez said
>>16656466That’s how the retards from baked/wooo call Yoshi Hashi
YOSHI-HASHI going ham on this bitch
The lack of star power is just sad. I love Goto but imagine telling someone in 2019 that your main event is Goto vs ZSJ lmao.
>>16656500unironically should be good
Don't FUCK with Yoshi BY GOD Hashi, nigga.
my nigga YOH just wants to suck some dick
Can they do something about CHAOS now?
>>16656502No he didn't. You made that up.
>>16656502SRS hinted at something similar too
>>16656511Stop defending your precious Tony so much faggot
>>16656513never happened>>16656514TK Derangement Syndrome
>>16656509He's just like me
>>16656490I heard Tanahashi-san was crying because he was pinged during the match from Tonikan who declared his intention to take over and buy out NJPW.
>>16656506Yeah, good for a piss break alright.
>>16656523only if you're a nufag
>>16656523stop talking shit about yoshi-hashi or I will literally shit myself
YOH's face is shaped like that of a creature that sucks dicks
>>16656519I've actually heard something similar
>Yohei Oiwa
>>16656528shaped like you're mom's face?
heard tony told tana to give rocky a run with the tag titles to make up for what chris charlton said
>>16656505That's just something they have to deal with. Perhaps they chose the wrong year to try and use their partnership to carry the World Title for a bit more interest.
The edion arena tickets sales will be GRIM as fuck bruvybruvs.>Lil Twinky Jr. vs Lil Choky Goto>Junya hebby q tag faggot match>Oiwa vs Yoshi Hashitthey booked Goto like a jobber for years, how the fuck is he gonna draw anything and we know the twink champ is literally a proven anti-drawgrim looking year, thanks Trannyhashit you giant faggot bitch
YOH is Tonikan’s sex slave
>veda Scott on commentarygrim
Walker just thanked Tony Khan. He's doing damage control
Sorry gonna watch RAW tonight, not this absolute Smark Nonsense
what happened to this Overdrive nigga
Is it true that Tonikan implanted explosive devices into Naito-san's knees to cripple him?
>>16656537ya gotta believe. Goto will bring NJPW out of the darkness and lead them into a new age of prosperity
>>16656528He looks just like your fr
Roppongi 3K 3K 3K 3KSho and Yoh to suck the gays
>>16656560SHO isn't like that anymore
I hear that YOH has a new finishing move where he gets on all fours and sucks a log of shit out of his opponents ass
>>16656537Only reason I will tune is to watch Goto hopefully win because ZSJ has done nothing except draw like shit. Only when paired with Wheelchairto does he actually draw a good number.
>>16656565Huh? How exaclty is it supposed to hurt his opponent?
>>16656537Shooter will have a big match on the card and save the show and you will eat your fucking words.
>>16656572Hurt his opponent?
>>16656572Hurt?
>>16656565>>16656572>>16656578>>16656581gonna have a wank to that thought of YOH
>>16656573Shota vs O-Khan in a eating contest?
So, what were the big surprises?
>>16656592>O-Khan in a eating contestThe only thing he's eating is raw pussy since my man's a vagootarian
>>16656606Alex Zayne, Sami Zayn's emo cousin
YOH needs to go to DDT and wrestle all them other gay niggas
>>16656704Nah NJPW should poach Dieno and have him YOH be the new Pheromones and have a classic with the Bucks
>>16656638The guy who lost the Rambo two days earlier was the surprise?
>>16656176Shibata got caught doing it and no one cared lol.It's so weird, since it's no secret that the majority of Japanese people actively cheat on their spouse.
>>16656797Because Okada's marriage took up the news and then Shibata almost killed himself
>>16656725That would be dimes, except for the Young Bucks being involved. Dieno would never leave DDT but he would show up and molest Umino
