Card: >CM Punk vs. Seth "Freakin" Rollins >Tribal Combat Match: Roman Reigns vs. Solo Sikoa >Women's World Champ: Liv Morgan (c) vs. Rhea Ripley >Drew McIntyre vs. Jey Uso >John Cena returns >The Rock returns >Logan Paul returns >WWE Champion Cody Rhodes makes an appearance >Hulk Hogan makes an appearance
Moving graphic for CM Punk vs Seth Rollinshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bNTAuWVco4
>>16664156
WWE is my life.
man roman matches are so boring
how embarrassing to have your voice drop in the middle of a match
this board actually had me convinced that wwe way too self-congratulatory and had poor production under Vince
>>16664130shades of garrosh v thrall this match
Samoans shouldn't wrestle other Samoans desu
>first hour had>20 mins of slow plodding boomer promos>10 mins of ads>30 mins of slow plodding coconut theaterlol this is what they came up with as the first taste to lure in the new netflix crowd
aren't they banned from ringside?what the hell
uh, isn't this meant to be an honorable 1v1?
I HATE MATH!!
Yeah this slop ain't bringing in a single new fan. Everyone on twitter roasting this shit lol
I LOVE YOU SOLOOOOOO
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOUSOLO
man roman matches are so cool
what is this gay shit
solo fucking spiked roman
SHOOT DDT
He dropped him on his fooking head
>>16664258it's bloodline rules, silly
It never ends
HERE WE GOAVENGERS ASSEMBLE,
>cody jerking off in the crowd as roman gets gankedkek
>last ridewhat the fuck michael, that isn't.
He loved him.....
HAKU MENTIONED
>>16664247GARROSH SHOULD HAVE GONE OVERTERRIBLE BOOKING BY BLIZZ
thank god kenny is back cause this is grim
FATU IS DIMES BROTHER
I love Tama Tonga and Jacob Fatu and Solo SikoaThey my niggers for real
>>16664279yeah but I thought aldis explicitly said the rest of the bloodline are banned from ringside (eg. disqualifying)
where are romans friends
Y’all like 5 minutes behind
>>16664264I thought so too damn
is this a new ref? he looks kinda sloppy
I'M GETTING WORKED NOW BROTHERS
fatu botched it?
REF BTFOI LOVE YOUSOLO
>>16664227>>16664237Based. Thanks anons. I hope this works because I don't want to miss the Rumble
chadbros...
REFFIES BTFO
YOU NEVER LOVED METHE EMOTIONS ARE ELEVATED!!!
HURRY UP RHEAAAAAA
KWAB
BOTCH
When Vince dies, will they have a tribute to him? Just a mention at the start of the show or ignore him?
Did Tonga Loa get fired? I never see him anymore.
where's Camacho
Just remembered that Yokozuna opened the first monday night raw against Koko B Ware, surprised they haven't mentioned that connection, a samoan opening the first raw on cable and the first raw on netflix.
>>16664319nah just injured
>1864 days Ohio State beat MichiganNowhere is safe
this is pretty awful
>spiking the refKEK okay thats based
>>16664130Sami needs to cut off that hair. He looks like a homeless person!
officially hype match
>>16664294who?
I hate this coconut shit but it's better than ads.
>>16664294*comes back**wrestles one 3.5 star trios match**pretends to be injured**collects his 5m a year from tony**goes back to japan and has a 5 star banger*
I’ve seen this episode 100 times
>sami gayn
>>16664318they will absolutely ignore him
>jimmy don't get individual entrance>jey will come out later
>>16664323Yokozuna was Japanese, anon
>>16664319Sneed and Tonga Botcha got injured in War Games
HOLY BASED SOLO TOOK OUT THE REF AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>>16664308Yeah but a decent save with the slap
I think McAfee's voice is fucked
>>16664337you're about to get both
>Dimeless Sami arrives
>JACOB BATCHUJACOB BATCHU>JACOB BATCHUJACOB BATCHU
holy mother of coconut slop
>Jacob hiding the refkek
>spikes the refhow you gonna win
What's that scar on Roman's head from?
This is the gayest shit since gay came to gay town.The punches are so bad
>>16664319tore his tricep i think or maybe bicep in the survivor series matchhe might be out longer than sneed even
What a kickout
>>16664331I think he has a bald spot he's trying to cover or something
This sucks
I cant get over how distracting the ripples in the ad ring is when they walk
>>16664343He was polynesian
Why didn’t they do a standard 1v1 to start
THE ROCK NEEDS TO COME IN AS HIGH CHIEF OF SAMOA!
Legitimately the closest 2.9999 kick out I've ever seen by solo there.
>Tortuga and Haiku help Psycho Sicko win the Umami
>Cole has to summarize each character's backstory the first time they appear on screenHoly Slopola
>>16664339yea, its pretty sadthis was the main event of like 4 ppv in a row
THIS IS AWE-SOME*clapclapclapclap*
>this is awesomeis it though?
the other uso is gonna betray roman
SOLO KICKED OUT? HE'S EVOLVING I LOVE YOU SOLO
>interference spamgotta love coconut theater
OBESE SUBHUMAN SMARKS BTFO
8 star match
FUCK YOU KO
thank god paramount+ is going to be cheaper now
why did solo spike the ref, he can already play as dirty as he likes
THIS IS AWFUL
BASED KO
>World Wrestling Entertainment!
Lol that fat heel let the second ref run in and tried to sell in the corner of the shot
HE'S FAT
BASED FATASS
>KOFUCK OFF FATASS
I hate KO
oh look, it's the exact same thing that happens every time there's a tribal combatcan we just skip all this shit and have all the run-ins at the start?
KEV YOU SCHIZO RETARD
A FAT FAN JUMPED THE BARRICADE
Who is this fat white guy?
OWENS LMAOHOLY BASED
BASED KOBASED KOBASED KOBASED KO>>16664323they streamed the first episode of raw yesterday on the WWE vault channel
why are all these coconut matches so overbooked
KO OUT OF NOWHERE
WTFFFFFF
>>16664375'd 'o
>thought we were getting brock>sami gay instead
>stone cold stunner by literally wholmao this shit is souless
this is amazing kek CODESTER
isn't cody in the audience? did this nigga circle back just to make an entrance?
imagine trying follow this shit as a casual fan watching wwe for the first time
I see nothing has changed about roman matches
there isnt one non fat wrestler out there, wat happened to roids
overbooked bullshit
WHY ISN'T HE IN THE CROWD ANYMORE?
pretty good way to introduce your top stars for new viewers
Cody was ring side earlier, did he run to the back and tell them to hit his music?
this is terrible but still better than WM 40 main event
that kickout was the only good thing of this match
>>16664399he seems to be a random fan they're allowing anything on netflix sloppy shop
Just an awful match. How embarrassing for Roman.
>>16664402islanders cant do anything but hoss big weight thats why. they cant tell a story and imagine giving them creative control hahahaha
I thought Cody was in the crowd?
This is Attitude Era esque
PACKAGE PILEDRIVER HIM
kek based Codester
They fucking cooked
WHATTHEFUCKISGOINGON
wasn't cody in the crowd?
This is actually bad
What an overbooked mess
>>16664411Kevin Owens is a grand slam champion
Russo's shit was never this level of bad
God this is so good
HOLY BASED
bro codys ass just be jiggling
>match full of cameos and easter eggsTHIS IS WHAT WE LIVE FORLETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
Drew? Where are you?
Can you say overbooked lol but I guess zoomers have milisecond attention spans
Kevin Ownes looks like shit
roman wins lol
Was that Adam Sandler?
Solo or Roman should have bladedOtherwise fun little match
>>16664415I might as well be. I haven't watched this shit since before Cena was a thing
WEDIDIT
these roman matches are so fucking overbooked
>WHAT'S THIS THE POPCORN GUY WHO ROMAN DIDN'T TIP IS INTERFERING NOW!>MY GOD AND NOW THE GUY WHO WAS IN THE STALL NEXT TO SOLO WHEN HE HAD THE THIRD WORST DIARREAH OF HIS LIFE AND HAD TO TOLERATE THE SMELL IS RUNNING IN, WHO ELSE WILL SHOW UP?
Solo is buried beyond repair
>>16664438At Burger King?
Finally, Coconut Community Theater is over
Just booking whoever in this match. okay.
SOLO BURIED
H really likes overbooked matches
That match wasn't very skibidi
NOOOOOOOO
>coolest thing evererm this actually sucks
Just terrible.
gotta admit, raw is an okay background noise
HOLY FUCKAYOLA THIS SHIT WAS HORRIBLE I'm going to sleep fuck this shit.
CHILI PEPPERS BACK WITH THE CHIEF
BEST MATCH OF 2025>BEST MATCH OF 2025BEST MATCH OF 2025>BEST MATCH OF 2025BEST MATCH OF 2025>BEST MATCH OF 2025BEST MATCH OF 2025>BEST MATCH OF 2025BEST MATCH OF 2025>BEST MATCH OF 2025BEST MATCH OF 2025>BEST MATCH OF 2025BEST MATCH OF 2025>BEST MATCH OF 2025
KODI ROADS IS HERE!
So Jey actually just big dogged Roman or what? He's too big a star now to come out to help?
Breakker's spear are way better than Romans
>>16664447isn't that liv's jannetty?
>Mania 40 if it were actually goodjust pretend solo is the rock
OK are we done with this storyline now
I looked away for a minute and I come back and KO was in the ring? When the fuck did that happen.
This is beyond WCW
>defending RomanCody is the heel
AEWtrannies in full cope mode i see
solo vs roman solo match did not need to be that long AWFUL MATCH
OOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAA
why does paul look unhappy about this
this is actually bad. the only time overbooking a match like this was wrestlemania
Great match>>16664444Witnessed
OTC OTC OTC!
why did they bring KO and Cody lmao
so we're really looking at 30 minutes per match, huh?
>>16664447we love overbooking shit
Oh no I think I love @WWE
Please let that feud be over. I'm tired of coconut community theater.
So much better than any match AEW or New Japan could do.
I just dont understand why
Kino match
Solobros......
good job winning back your pepper necklace roman
>ROMAN ACTUALLY WON
Where does Solo even go from here? He needed that win even if it was all bullshit
guys tell me wrestlemania 41 won't be full of these interceptsit was cool year ago but cmon hhh u can't be doing this every single big event
Kevin Owens looks like a bigger bitch now
Paul looking orgasmic
****1/4*
OH SHIT
that was way over booked but I get it
>>16664469This. I've been playing Subnautica while it was going on
Tribal Combat / No DQ Roman matches are literally my favorite matches ever. Idc what anybody says.
I expected worse, but this was pretty funMaybe having no ads helped it
>>16664478Nah, Rock will come out and do some bullshit.
DWAYNES BACK
Where is Drew?
why didn't they do a tease or something with sani/ko
>>16664490>coppercwab is still alive
why are these guys fighting over that thing hula girls give you when you arrive in hawaii
ROCKY
>inb4 Dwayne takes the magic peppers
Biggest KWABS of them all!
the spear is toast they stopped protecting it. how can i take it serious as a viewer?
I miss RAW on USA
>>16664474I think he's facing Drew tonight
>>16664503now works for the rock
>>16664444>6664444Yessir. I shall watch Cody's jiggling ass on repeat.
HOLY KINO SHOT
KINO
Fuck all this. I'm just here to goon to Rhea and Liv
Fuck off Dwayne
Dwayne vs Roman at mania I guess
>>16664491LMFAO that's bad
WHY IS ROCK ALREADY GASSED?
allright fill the ring with coconuts and lets get this over withwhoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa wait a minute
>Solo will take time off to be repacked and return with a dancing gimmick
WOW I CANT BELIEVE THEY MADE A LOT MORE MONEY JUST BY BEING UGLY SAMOANNS THAT CANT WRESTLE
Honestly this shit has me a lot more mad than it should
>>16664530based
>>16664475Best Spear in the Business
55 minutes of pure slop. Let's hope Rocky can save it here.
Sweet merciful jesus I hope this is the last of the coconut niggers for tonight.
>>16664472Yeah Kenny Omega vs Gabe Kidd was pretty great!
If I was a normalfag watching this I shoot would've thought the KO run in was a fan jumping the barricade
heel rocky time?
could have done without cody/owens but i enjoyed it
>>16664542He's like 60
the rock is gonna crown roman
Ok can we end this storyline already
>>16664518Told you.
>>16664469Hell yeah. I could look forward to this and vidya monday nights.
Surely Rock won't turn on him.
Samoan politics are wild
the commentary is so boring and repetitive
>>16664542thats a long walk to the ring guv
for 2 fat samoans that was about as good as it couldve been
Roman is God
>a dozen wrestlers run in then conveniently run out a few mins laterthis is the dumbest shit and they do it every show
>inb4 Rock Bottom
>hug into rock bottomcalling it
FOR WHAT REASON, JUST TURN ON HIM
WE'RE GONNA GET IT WE'RE GONNA FUCKING GET IT ROMAN VS ROCK WRESTLEMANIA KWAB PUNK YOU WILL NEVER HEADLINE MANIA
1 hour in and only 1 commercial break yeah I'm thinking kino thanks netflix
ROCK BOTTOM
>>16664523they are homosexuals
>>16664553finally the rockhasreturnedforyetanotherwrestlemaniasavetoallthedimelessfaggotstrying tomakeitinthebiz
ENOUGH WITH THE SAMOAN SHIT
I haven't watched wrestling in years and not starting today
>>16664556I have no idea who that fat guy was but he needs to go to the doctor before jumping around like that. Also this whole match played out exactly like I thought, shit is predictable
i was hoping rock would rip that thing in half
>roman coronation in 2025lol, lmao even
Now we know who Roman really loves and it ain't you Solo!!!
So now what?
AHHHHHH HOOOOOOOOOO
Drew and KO are gonna be right and Roman will be heel again
1
Fuck man I wanted Final Boss Rock, modern face Rock is boring
That's it?
SOMEONE MAKE THREAD 12I CANT MAKE MORE THAN 5 THREADS AT A TIME KEK
Almost thought Rock was gonna put it around himself
wtf is this dogshit lmao
>literally retconed heel rockshameful
HOW DO YOU DEBUT ON NETFLIX AND NOT HAVE THE TRON?!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>High Chief Rock is giving his blessing to Samoan President Rains after handing him the Umami
>>16664588worship niggers goy! cmon!
hearing individuals in the crowd yell really kills the piped in cheers for everything else
>>16664596I see you up there I'm coming to knock you the fuck out
why is the rock even here
>>16664596Arena record tranny
not a white skin in the background
DO IT ROCKY
holy shit we ain't even over with the first hour and we're going into thread 12
I dont think im gonna be watching netflix raw. Ill stick with smackdown Rams going to be the roman show and that does not interest me in the slightest
??????????is that it?am i free from coconut theater?
every normie watching this probably thinks it is the gayest shit they've ever seen
If this was the attitude era Big Bossman would have cut that pepper necklace up and put it into a stew and made Roman eat it.
they're dragging this out too long, rock bottom his ass
>>16664596based!
rate the first hour so farsolid 3/10 2bqh
>>16664610>they will commemorate this with a backstage blowjob, as is tradition from high chiefs
this shit did not need to be thirty mins long
They should have made solo win. Now what are they gonna do with Roman?
so is coconut theater finally over?
Poor solo eating those L's since WrestleMania
>>16664596>pay to go to Raw only to watch a big TVWhy?
Rocky has been wanting to come out and congratulate Roman and be cheered for it so long.
Is the show over? That was weird.
>>16664609They needed to use the smaller stage to fit the record audience
>alpha niggas won this evening
SOMEONEMAKETHREAD12
>>16664618to beat up roman
UH OH HOG ON THE WHEELS ABOUT TO GO NUCLEAR CM PUNK ON SCREEN
>>16664577now you look like a FOOL
What it's too early to build for the mania match? They want to wait until after Royal Rumble or what?
based punkster
dogshit show dogshit
NEXT>>16664580>>16664580>>16664580
>>16664627oh you sweet summer child
>>16664604Already done I think
In cred i blie.
>>16664647which didn't happen
the roman empire is back!?
kek punk wearing his jungle bitch strangling jacket
Roman's the GOAT, I'm sorry he just is.
>cm punkdamn he actually has nice flexibility on that leg
>>16664604Whatever happened to this fed it aint even on bant anymore
shouldve had CM Punk wrestler an older guy
>>1666463310/10!
RIKISHISISTERS??? WHY DIDNT HE RETURN THE FAVOR???
>CM PunkLMAOHow does this guy get work??? I saw this nigga dominated TWICE in UFCLOL, LMAOKEK
wait AEWsirs, where was the heel turn? The swerve? The flippy floopy?Why do I have to wait another week to get answers? What is this, TV?
>>16664666fuck off satan
Rock just makes everything he's involved in 10x gayer, glad Austin stayed away
>>16664580>>16664580>>16664580NEW
>>16664604Orc women are my lifeblood
>>16664666>make that statement when John Cena in building>make that statement when Hulk Hogan in building>make that statement when Seth Rollins in buildingkeep going anon
>>16664703damn did tamina snuka get swoled all of a sudden
Lmaoooooo the crowd is fucking dead
>>16664618what a dumb question, cause hes a legend and hes samoan
Is WWE Mayhem good?
HOLY JACKIE that dress
Who finna hope on Fortnite OG after the show fr fr?
>>16664596*Heems you*Heh, nice gate kid
>>16664601he's shareholder rock
