>>16670084
Best in the world and that's a shoot

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>>16670084
50 year old man pretending to be important by fighting fake predetermined matchs in his underwear for retards to scream for.

Overall 2/10

>>16670118
he's only 46

He couldn't squat a 150lb man. That was embarrassing.

Washed.

time to wrap it up after Mania

Is a fucking delusional loser and that's exactly why he's where he belongs.

>>16670084
Punk's 5 years younger and somehow 50 year old Edge could wrestle circles around him. How is he so easily gassed?

>>16670240
Christian too

>>16670118
Anyone who thought it was a good idea to hire him after this deserves mockery and scorn

>>16670240
Edge has that plank machine

>>16670214
This. He's done.

>>16670267
You're absolutely right. Not even naming them to console war. Just picking guys who are older and currently active in a weekly capacity like that. You'd have no idea they have half a decade on Punk

>>16670084
Glad he went over.

Jasethy aka Sethetty hasn't been interesting since 2015, which was 10 years ago, which is crazy to think about cause that's when his career was just starting.

>>16670281
He does. Him and Christian. Guess it's for more than just show and some spare side money.

i'm sure he's gonna give seth back his win later because he just wants his mania main event

>>16670118
Anybody got the gif of his faggot spin kick? I could use a good chuckle.

>>16670234
lol stfu hangman

>>16670084
None at all

>>16670370
>i'm sure he's gonna give seth back his win later
Yeah just like he did MJF right? CM Punk hasn't put over a single person since he's been back in WWE. Even the Copester had legitimate losses during the first year of his return WWE run and look at how everyone spoke about that

>>16670240
Edge and Christian have workout routines. I even see them on random ads for something called pure plank, I think. Planking is a great workout. I don't think phil has any serious workouts. He's never looked in shape his entire career. Triple H was spitting facts when he called him skinnyfat.

>>16670422
>Yeah just like he did MJF right?
oh is it the gayew out of nowhere that i often get criticized about
let me go ahead and lmao at the irony

>>16670084
he won

>>16670473
>oh is it the gayew out of nowhere
No it's CM Punk and not putting anyone over. Like was being discussed. He didn't in AEW outside of where he had to in order to drop the title. And he hasn't so far in WWE at all. It's not a WWE vs AEW thing. It's a CM Punk being a selfish part timer thing

>>16670422
Didn't punk get injured in this match? If he did fuck up his tricep again, he'll be out for a few more months and thus avoids putting Seth over at mania, which I think is the plan.

>>16670455
Based. Punk should try it sometime. Then maybe he could squat 150lbs in the ring next time

>>16670544
Tonight? Who knows. He always looks hurt even when he's not. And not in a selling way either. Was going on some tirade about the Rumble and Mania after though so probably not

>>16670531
He's only had one full feud, calm down

>>16670531
nah you played your gayew card
but i'll play your game tho because i actually paid attention
that wasn't really on him, that's on your kwaboty 2024 tony khan for his lack of management who doesn't know how to put his foot down on anything and cm punk had to separate himself from that show because your faglord of a "booker" if he could even be warranted that title wanted to try and make his purchase worth it (or at least concoct a scheme to get him fired so he wouldn't have to pay off the rest of the contract i guess) and things had to divert from there for better or worse
i'm sure if things worked down the line, mjf would have gotten his win back, but your "booker" fucked up and everyone knows this and that's why he won kwaboty 2024 and it isn't still vince

>>16670084
>Makes Crippled Trevor SEETHE

>>16670627
>nah you played your gayew card
By mentioning someone in AEW that he had a feud with where he beat them but never gave him his win back?
Not even reading the rest of that wall of seethe

>>16670147
and he moves like he's 60.

>>16670611
Because he's totally gonna circle back and put Drew over right? He buried him. Drew had to carry their feud for half a year while Punk sat out hurt just for Punk to come in and cool it off with his shitty promos and bracelet shit. Drew gets a cheap win at SummerSlam. Punk then beats him in an unfathomably decisive way in the strap match. Then he beats him decisively all over again in their HIAC. That's how his one feud has gone so far since he's been back. There's also that second one he just wrapped up with Rollins where he beat him clean too

>>16670649
yeah you played the gayew card
go ahead and don't read it, just like snkfags won't read when i btfo their kofxv bullshit, because they know what i say is right
9k sales btw

>>16670691
Brother I legitimately don't even know what half of what you're saying means. Are you a bot?

if you wanna blame anyone triple hhh is the one booking if you're gonna whine about it, it's not like punk is in charge and considering punk and hhhhhhhh have a heated sordid past you really think hhh said "man let's have my archnemesis have the books"
>>16670705
you are dumb that's why

>>16670455
They own that company. Or at least edge does

>>16670690
>Wahhh wahh Phil buried these DIMELESS geeks

The reason you even care about Drew is cause he was working with Phil. Now that he's feuding with Jey or Sami or whoever, you're back to not caring.

If they can't get over after losing to Phil then they ironically aren't stars to begin with.

>>16670705
Reading comprehension isn't your strong suit

>>16670722
They own the product. Not the company. E&C developed the plank thing together and partnered with the company to manufacture it. Pretty based tbqh

>>16670754
>The reason you even care about Drew is cause he was working with Phil
Wrong. Drew's been one of my favorite wrestlers for the past 15 years. The only reason anyone gave a shit about that feud is because of McIntyre carrying it week to week for half a year 100% on his own. If it wasn't for him Punk would have just been out with nothing going on while he was injured and would've had to come back cold and start something fresh right after he just had a return
>If they can't get over after losing to Phil then they ironically aren't stars to begin with
Fucking what
>If they don't move up the card after losing (no less being buried) then that's on them!!!

>>16670811
Punk also carried the feud you dweeb. Drew was able to say things he normally couldn't say about anyone else and that allowed him to shine.

>Move up the card
Move to where exactly? Drew won the WHC, you want him to feud with Gunther...You're going to pretend like Gunther wouldn't move to a higher level if he feuded with Phil.

You don't have to like the guy, but please stop being so delusional about his ability to make people shine.

>>16670084
Draws dimes better than anyone in the business. At any one point on peedub there's 7 or 8 threads about him. It simply cannot be denied

>>16670853
>Punk also carried the feud you dweeb
How by killing their heat with his bracelet bullshit? Also how could he carry it when Drew was around any week Punk was?
>you want him to feud with Gunther
I'd sure as hell rather see that than CM Punk huff and puff his way through another singles match

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>>16670084
Punk looked his best when he first started fighting in the UFC. I remember people being impressed by his condition (and even thinking he had a chance to win).

>>16670084
>Slaughters any and all AEWfaggots in his path.
Unfathomably based.

>>16670896
The bracelet acted like a championship and made the feud far more personal. The story got people invested. Roman and Punk locked in a cage got more views than whatever match you think was the best from last year....Before Punk, Drew was going to miss out on mania entirely...
>Muh matches
You still really think mandrama is about the quality of matches? Why wasn't Gunther wrestling tonight then?

>>16670118
Damn bro you sure did get that millionaire with this one. After hes done raw dogging AJ, hes gonna read this and really be sad dude!

>>16671003
You know AJ tried to kill herself after they got married?

>>16670981
>The bracelet acted like a championship
We have nothing else to discuss. Go feel however you do about things

>>16671003
This is the true PDS. You don't have to suck dick anon. Punk would hate your guts if he had any idea you existed

>>16671025
Okay just so long as it's clear that Drew was irrelevant before his feud with Punk then we're all good

>>16670690
>There's also that second one he just wrapped up with Rollins where he beat him clean too
Shits Not even over my guy

>>16671076
What's left to do? They had a one on one singles match. No interference or bullshit or anything that could give Rollins a claim he wasn't fairly beaten. He lost the match as cleanly and decisively as possible. It better be done. If it's not then that's some shit ass afterthought booking. Because he has no claim to a rematch

>>16671040
anon drew was one of the hottest acts in wwe that whole year. plus drew has actually main evented a main before. so if he's irrelevant what's that make your boy phil?

>>16671140
>one of the hottest acts that whole year
Let's see....he was a bland Babyface who was teaming with Sheamus, then when Sheamus got injured, he became a lone tweener who started losing to Seth in house shows and occasionally winning storyless matches on RAW against The Miz...Sure hottest act of the year...Your hate for Phil has blinded you

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>>16670084
I've unironically never seen him wrestle a match but I know i don't like him or care for him
have seen him fail miserably in the UFC

>>16671121
Idk but commentary basically said there is no way this is over.

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>Damn bro you sure did get that millionaire with this one. After hes done raw dogging AJ, hes gonna read this and really be sad dude!

>>16671228
>Your hate for Phil has blinded you
you couldn't sound less self aware. sorry that other anon rightly shit on punk and it's upset you so much

>>16671299
Christ. Probably shouldn't be surprised. Roman and Solo alone was the same shit. Roman already beat the guy months ago

>>16671361
I don't care if losers (usually AEWtists) hate on CM Punk. He's not very likable and I can see why, but that's not the issue.

I care when idiots deny reality, acting like Drew was white hot before he started feuding with Punk. That's straight up delusion and I just proved it. He was stuck in the midcard in storyless matches.

Now if you don't got a counter then you just made my point, oh and you're an idiot for wasting my time.

>>16671519
wall
of
seethe (feat. reddit spacing)

>>16671584
Ya

finna

cry

?

I hate him for the disrespect he showed to AEW and the damage he did to them to serve his own ego. I'm glad he made a fool of himself.

wasn't this the guy that said 'I'm better than you bc I make better health choices?'

>>16672472
Lmfaoooo as someone who's also straight edge this is actually really funny in hindsight

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>>16672472
>I make better health choices

>>16670084
Never liked him and after his 2014 hissy fit I've lost all respect for him. The fact that he came back to WWE after eating a lawsuit from them is particularly cringe.

Painfully slow, unathletic, garbage wrestler...oh but he can sometimes cut a decent wink wink promo? Sign me up

>>16672478
>>16672472
post a selfie you fat fucks

>>16670455
>Triple H was spitting facts when he called him skinnyfat.
Yet Punk is still in better shape at 46 than pancake tits Flair was at 26. But I guess Gaytch never noticed that because he was too busy sucking Flair's cock.

>>16672499
>You have to have a 6 pack in order to recognize unhealthy behavior
I can smell the cheeto dust on your fingers in the air from when you slapped your keyboard to write this

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>>16672472
I'm surprised he's not fatter lmao

>>16672502
Flair was in a plane crash that broke his back and nearly paralyzed him. You'll have to forgive him for missing leg day

>>16672517
I know. Must have been a Faustian bargain where he would be healed and wrestling within 3 months but could never enter a gym again for the rest of his life kek.

so how was punk v rollins? I wish I was able to watch it but I was working. Need to go and watch some highlights I missed a lot after Liv morgan and Rhea Ripley came on.

>>16670084
Has Phil ever been in shape?

>>16672541
flair drank like 5k calories a day in beer alone

>>16672573
It was meh as fuck with a stupid finish that once again displayed his lack of athletic ability

>>16672573
Netflix is like $10 dude what are you even doing?

Everything took too long, just like the rest of the show
Rollins' entrance must have been a full 10 minutes
Why don't they just GET ON WITH IT

>>16670084
Meh. I’m fairly indifferent to phil but I enjoy the seethe around him

>>16672709
my work network blocks netflix

>>16670147
He's sixth months younger than Cena, who you might have noticed is retiring before it gets really embarrassing (see Chris Jericho).

>>16670118
>this is the guy who singlehandedly beat up the Elite
This isn't a KWAB anymore.

>>16671003
Hello Punk

Why isn't he in like a tag team or something. That would be cool. He could get his shit in and get some rest.

>>16673612
Too much ego.

>>16670084
CM Punk? The k at the end of his name must stand for kino because he always delivers in the end.

>>16673716
It sure does, unlike Vincent K. McMahon where the K stands for KWABOTY!

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>>16673393
>having 2 of the most embarassing MMA defeats in history isn't a KWAB anymore

And how does that work, he unKWAB'd himself by winning fake fights, grabbing Jungle Jack's hair and relying on backstage stories fights with the Elite where no footage is available?

>>16670147

Really?


grim

>>16670084
Broken down old BITCH

I knew Punk was winning but like in the Drew feud, he looks way too fucking good. Super Punk destroyed Drew and he kicked out of all Seth's shit here and wrecked him too, despite nearly blowing the finish.

>>16670118
he's undefeated against pro-wrestlers

>>16674201
Still Tony.

>>16670147
Holy fuck thats sad as shit

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Tores. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Arrested for impersonating a MMA fighter
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Lars Frederiksen
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

remember how early last year Seth had his "back injury" against nakamura etc that he'd always overcome? gets put through a table and raped the entire match only to hit a curb stomp and retain the title with his broken back

>>16675447
Many are saying this

Who does he even allow to beat him cleanly after his aew run and 1st year back in wwe?

>>16672692
He is the Steven Seagal of sports entertainment

>>16675447
>not going well
Pops me every time

>This thread
Phil haters don't realize that so long as you care about him and what he does/doesn't do, he's already and always succeeding.