Previous:>>16680285ON NETFLIX INTERNATIONALLY>Oba Femi vs Eddy Thorpe vs Trick Williams - NXT Championship>Dwayne closing the show
Zesty chair
i hate dwayne
:3
is erectyle dysfunction really THAT big of an issue with young men?really embarrassing seeing that ad in the middle of nxt.
Do you guys really take boner pills just to goon?
>>16680947No
>>16680947I take them for advanced gooning
bad strategy, in my opinion
>when you find the CW program planner
watching men's watches in my gooncave feels weird
>>16680946Yes because I broke mine from grinding.
nxt kinda blows
Trick putting on a good match against someone not named Ilja for once
I like how Vic always calls it a rock bottom just to piss Booker off
>>16680940
>>16680947>just to goonthat's the whole point of gooning. people have conflated it with just masturbating a lot. that's not what gooning is.gooning is specifically masturbating to the point of exhaustion to where it induces a trancelike state. gooners are not always, but usually implied to be taking substances (whether they be drug drugs or boner pills) to help achieve this state.
>>16680962nah this was a really good night
boring ass match
>>16680962The main roster or AEW must be up to your speed.
God Trick is on fire tonight
I swear that picture of the rock glows even brighter every time they show it
Trick and Oba are both main roster readyZesty Eddy should win this
>>16680980She has a very spiky tongue
>>16680979The crowd disagrees
>>16680962your legs don't work and you're trapped in a wheelchair
is eddie thorp supposed to be there?he could come out at any point right?im confused
how big is this arena, how long does it take zesty eddy to get to this match
>>16680977if that's true then nxt must really blow. I only tuned in for the rock.
>>16680980Her tongue looks like it's all mangled.
They're good athletes but they're not really working the audience that much.
ZESTYGODS
>>16680947On Undertaker's podcast I think the Teddy Long episode they said that Mable used to buy tons from Teddy and would just eat them for no reason like they were candy
how can i fix my erections without blue chew, nxt bros?
>>16680998>I only tuned in for the rock.Faggot.
>>16681002probably learned the hard way were to hold it while taking bumps
Based
WOAH
AND NEWWWWW
>>16681010Watch an Iyo Sky match
Based Oba
>>16681010Get healthy. Lose weight.
HUH??? BASED tho
OBAAAAAAAAAAA
OOK BROS
>>16681010I hear a regular sleep pattern and exercise works well.
Eddy didn't win :(but still a based match
KEK WHAT A KWAB
Oh shitdidnt expect that
did they really put thorpe in this just so the win wouldn't be cleangod damn it hbk usually you're more clever than that
throat chakra status?
OBAGODS YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Based HBK
Truly we start the new year of NXT with new champs
>>16680982those suck too>>16680993whoever you're talking about lives rent free in your head. who?
THE RULER!!!!
How did the people that put Trick in the Netflix ads know?
HOLY SHIT
YOUJUSTKNOW
GIULIA AND OBA
So Trick's getting called up after Mania I guess
giulia BLACKED
Twenty minutes early?
GIULIA X OBA FEMI?
giulia is not like that
OBA RICED
>>16681050Joshipedos in shambles.
>Rock gets a whole 15 minutes of NXT to himself
We're getting so much PiP tonight.
>>16681052Dwayne
>>16681040You're a cripple who can't walk lmao
>Lesnar Guy with a fake reaction
*bows down to giulia**bows down to oba*
Does Rock really need 15 minutes?
What the fuck is this PiP for?
WAKANDA IS UNDER OBA RULE NOW
>it's only 9:43>we're posing with custom irons>rock is getting almost 15 minutes of screen time
Unless Rock letting somebody get one over on him, this shit is gonna be such a waste of time and out of place
Oba about to be PASTA'D
>>16681064he's going to announce that he's entereing the rommgnw awdnoa
2025 the year of little asian and big black
Is that fucking Road Dogg
what could the rock possibly have to sayhe already waxed poetic for fifteen minutes yesterday
What is Rock even gonna say for.the next fifteen minutes
Giulia is so fucking cute
so Oba beats Trick clean before he gets called up at S&D?
Who is that in the white Brother Love suit?
>NXT completely mogging the main roster yet againreally good episode, only way it could've been better is if we got the tag titles match instead of the Rock showing up to do nothing
Would've preferred a Fraxiom match desu
>>16681092very beautiful woman
Rock's about to have an impromptu Dante Chen match
Every important match of the year so far, no body has retained anything, no belts, no cups, no red peppers. Everyone's losing. Crazy start to the year.
>>16681096I wouldn't call that clean but maybe Trick gets a feud with Zesty before he goes up
>>16681094Many are saying this.
>>166810735 minutes of that will be commercials just before the rock is on tv see you in 4
>>16681084hes gonna nail eddy thorpe to a cross for what he did to ava
>>16681098Many such cases
>>16681092>serrated teeth>>16680980>serrated tongue
>>16681087Honestly? Him showing up is probably to try and get more eyes on NXT with the hopes new viewers will stick around.
>>16681092You can see the wop/jap mixture
>>16681105Zack retained twice, thankfully.
>>16681099Dwayne fears Axiom
>>16681094i wish she was a better wrestler
FEMBOYS WE EATIN GOOTWE GOIN TO THE OLIVE GARDEN
>>16681106Everything Eddy did was to Oba's detriment. Didn't assist Trick at all.
>>16681092Wow her teeth and zits are pretty gross too, what a shame.
>>16681099Nice pixels asshole
trick and oba worked a really good match desu
>>16681117Jesus Christ she's a mudkip turned human
Fraxiom dropping?
>>16681119I sure would. This is literally the ideal wrestling show to me. If I had to choose between watching the main roster exclusively or only watching NXT, it would be NXT no question.
When will Meta 4 reunite ?
>>16681098Hungrier roster, more energy since they tour less, less forced pushes per actually over people
>>16681138to who? the rock?
>>16681122I like Shooter thoughbeit
*GLASS SHATTERS*
IF YOU SMELL
>We dont care about the rockLeave then you retard
>>16681092Fat faced goon
>no bull beltRock gonna take a bump?
>>16681098There must be a rule about NXT putting on a total banger show after an underwhelming Main Roster showing.I remember MitB sucked last year but Heatwave was incredible.
>>16681138to OTM? hell hah my nigga
>>16681144Noam Dar is going to interrupt this segment right now
>HERE HE COMES>THE STAR OF BLACK ADAM 2>JUNGLE CRUISE 2>FAST AND FURIOUS 10 PART ONE, TWO AND THREE>AND SPY HUNTER>THE ROCK
Why is his entrance so terrible now. What's with all these gay sound effects
don't really care about the rock, good show thoughsee you next week nxtchads
The Rock and Cock connection
>>16681144Are Lash & Jakara getting called up? They've already been on RAW/Smackdown and a PPV.
>>16681122Skinny dimeless fuck is killing the company. If Vince wasn't the presumptive KWABOTY then Tanahashi should have won it for giving the belt to this geek.
First time the Rock is in NXT?
Based Bass Pro Shop
Based bass pro shop hat rock
lol isnt that a mr kennedy shirt?
>bass pro shop plug during an entrancethe netflix era
>pro wrestling is realIS IT REALLY?
>>16681119He was nearby so might as well get another appearance while he can.
Pretty much all of the girls in my group chat said Dwayne comes off as a corporate bootlicker after the Raw on Netflix premiere
by the time his entrance ends the show will be over kek
>Rock putting over Bass Pro Shop
>>16681138I feel like they should drop to Tavion/Myles
>>16681140Same, I'm the big NXT homer on the board FYI. At least NXT gives people gimmicks and characters. Also I'm in my 30s so I don't follow the indies, NXT is like my indie fed.
More coconuts gonna debut tonight?
Will he do it again?
>>16681167still tony
holy shit hes white
>>16681174This is the biggest secret in the business
>>16681174fraid so
yeah real nice for the Rock to show up on a set and served table
>>16681144>>16681166when the fuck is noam coming back, seriouslyi think he and the girls could go to the main roster, oro isn't ready and sucks anyway
I feel like Ethan Page is going to jump him but then again why would they use Rock to get a no dimes geek like Ethan Page over
>>16681180Should have done that at Deadline then
Why is the volume so fucking low? Production sucks ass.
>>16681167Genuinely I like Zack but he's NOT the guy that you put over two of your new three musketeers, he's a transitional guy. Walking out of WK with the belt is insane to me
>>16681174weswing is weel
>>16681176>girlsheh lol
>>16681195hikuleo and lance anoai debut here
8 MINUTES LEFT ROCK
>>16681195This should be what happens but I am expecting more nothing like yesterday
WE GOT TEN MINUTES OF PROMO BROS
ROCKY DIE ROCKY DIE
>>16681182Hikuleo is taking waaaay too long to debut
Why does the music sound like it's coming from the arena speakers like some gay UFC shit and not direct to the TV like WWE
>>16681199>Genuinely I like Zack>>>/r/wooocircle
Talla Tonga debut time?
i hate samoans so much. all of these fucks are just entrance merchants. they walk slowly and make moody faces to eat up minutes and retards lap it up. none of them are good at actually wrestling.
Black Adam!
FINALLYTHE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO THE CITY HE WAS IN YESTERDAY
Rocky Maivia grabbed Ethan Page's ass on a cold winter night in early 2025
he doesn't know what hes gonna say!
>yfw shawn comes out to challenge him to a match in saudi arabia
GET ON WITH IT ALREADY
>muh goosebumpsthis geek needs to cut it out
WHY DOES HE KEEP MAKING THAT CHICKEN SOUND
>told he only has ten minutes by production>still eats the scenery
kek based megamind reference
I swear Dwayne's entrances are longer than Takers
Rock knows he's got a hard out right?
>SURPRISES EVERYONE AND ATTACKS THE ROCK MID PROMO >CAVEMAN VS THE ROCK IN WM MAIN EVENT NIGHT !
Can this nigga say something? Wasting NXT tine
GET ON WITH IT
>>16681241where i missed it
>>16681226maybe he queermaybe he faggot
>>16681236No
He's really trying to get this yahoo shit over
TEEEEEEEEEHOOOOOOOOOOOO
this guy fucking SUCKS
Did he literally decide to wing it?
stop cussing nigga
This dude really has nothing to say
Doing his big fancy heel entrance and wearing the fancy vest just to do the corny corporate babyface Dwayne he was getting booed for is stupid.
>>16681246hes shilling BlueChew kek
He sounds flustered
bro get on with it
get your heat back soloit's time
why is he the final boss again
>Owns all the stockKek, based big bucks Dwayne
>>16681263He has to get on people's nerves first so they'll boo him. It's subtle.
HURRY UP ALREADY
I wonder if when he leaves the arena tonight he'll go to In&Out for the first time for the fifth time.
SMARKS BTFO
Ethan Page's sweet ass is still on his mind
Does Vince own any WWE stock left?
>>16681277kek
Oh he's mentioning it
Send him the fuck back to the main roster. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT GAYTCH AND CAWDY WEWDDIT'S MELTZERSLOP.
>>16681280vince owns like 15% of TKO or something
can't wait to watch the rest of this on youtube because he's definitely going over
>>16681280Most of it I think. It's just listed for sale.
lmao this guy is unbelievable
>literally retconning last nightLOL
>Shouting out Netflix on the CWThey ain't gonna like that
Dwayne is castrating the marks
Just say your daughter's doing a good job and leave
Okay finally something based from the rock
NXT?
this fucking guy SUCKS
>>16681275Told you
what the literal fuck is this segmentwhat is the point of this
Is he literally the biggest self mark of all time?
CWxirs...
Gosh a lot of Mexicans in the NXT crowd.
>You can't be mean to Cody!>You can't be nice to Cody!Kekaroo>>16681294Didn't he sell over 700 milly worth of it last year?
>>16681304it's live on netflix anywhere that isnt the USA
UHHHHH NXT? HELLO
>Punk calls out Cody and GUNTHER>Rock says jk I want Cody at Mania
....we didn't get a Dante Chen match for this bullshit
This is the Rock's talent without Brian Gewirtz writing his lines.
>>16681322I saw a Guatemala flag.
>>16681318Duh
LMAO CW SEETHIN'
hopefully Netflix doesn't end the show abruptly like the cw does
>>16681322It's LA, anon.
>>16681333lying through your teeth if this isn't entertaining
raw buried
This man is unreal.
pls end this
>>16681327I know, but it's still airing on the CW and they aren't gonna like other platforms being shouted out on their broadcast
>>16681322>L.A.>MexicansColor me shocked!
Cut this shit off, holy fuck
Lol he's actively refusing to mention HBK
avant-garde promo
audio keeps cutting out
Does the Rock have a schizo gimmick?
I muted it
>Thank you for reacting for these loserslmao
1 minute Rock HURRY THE FUCK UP
Okay now he's getting to the point.And he's right.
>the long hair guy with his mom is backkek they can only afford NXT tickets now that WWE has increased ticket prices 500%
>>16681359They promoted USA and Peacock when they were on Fox. It's part of the whole thing.
>>16681322Why do you think they booed Hogan yesterday
I just want Steve Austin to come.back and stun the final boss one last time.
>>16681318That doesn't work for the Hulkster
kek what a cut off bitch
I am not reacting to Wes Lee but still he stays on my screen
Okay Rock thanks for the rah rah speech I guess
>Disney's calling me back IF YA SMEEEELLLLLLL
>>16681368because he keeps cursingdid he forget that he's not on netflix?that was the most retarded shit i've ever seen
>>16681384I hate Rock so much more than Hulk
SWEET FREEDOMthanks for cutting it off
Wise words. Thanks Rock!
>yeah wrap it up faggot we aint going longLMAO BASED
kek so this was just the rock fellatio
he made it on time like a pro KEK
Didn't even put over Ava
Huh
KEK WHAT A CUT OFF BITCH
>COO-Eh still better than Sting's retirement
okay
>m-my ra ra speech was better than the crock's......
Will Rock getting censored every other sentence because he keeps saying fuck draw a milly?
Dude had to wrap that promo up fast
>takes 10 minutes to come out>"thank you for buying tickets!">"IF YOU SMEEEEEEEELLLLLLL">that's it
The Rock's last two appearances summed up
Reminder this guy made 100m to wrestle 1 match last year
So, what did you think about tonight's show? I'm sorry for Daddy closing the show. Hunter and Cody asked for this. We wanted to have a Dante Chen match but this had priority over all else.
Pretty good show tonight, even with the schizo Rock ending
>>16681439It was kino, and Rock was schizokino
>>16681439We all know you're the real talent of the family, Ava. Still a big episode even with Rock's time wasting.
>>16681439Fun show Ava, great work as always. Hope you and Roxanne kiss and make up before she goes to the main roster
>>16681425Well, he came to the right place for sound clips to put online if he wants to be the "peoples champ" again, but it really.... really fucking stinks when he can't stop self-marking for half the allocated time and you miss your tv cue for that.
>>16681432He drew 200 million that's why
>>16681439based show, leagues better than the Netflix debutThank you, AvaThank you, Shawnpush Dante Chen and get David Finlay on NXT
>>16681439tell ur dad to wrestle cody
>>16681455Cody and Roman did.
>>16681439Very good show, Ava. Very daring switching both titles on the same night.Also thanks for putting Eddie in his place.
>>16681463Roman and Rock did.
>>16681439Pretty good, though Zesty Eddies booking seems bit weird again when he can't even be in the matches he needs to be in to make this shit make any sense
Just say>The Rock says>Jabroni>It doesn't matter what your name is>One on one with the Great One>laying the smackdown>millions and (millions)>shine it up, turn that sumbitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy assinstead of getting censored every 5 seconds and I will mark out, is it that hard
>>16681463Cody can't draw flies to shit. That's why he was sitting in the crowd like a fan during rocks promo.
>>16681538Hi Kevin. Shave your armpits.
>the everyone-gets-a-go championshipDoes anyone remember when the NXT Championship meant something?
>>16680946They've been chemically castrating men with xenoestrogens for the last 50+ years.
>>16681586no
https://x.com/OfficialEGO/status/1876821627926675568
>>16681586No. Every time a potential dimes magnet forced some prestige onto the belt they'd drop it to the neckbeard darling shitter of the month.>Black to Mr "5'11" Tomato>Joe to Nakamura>Drew to Andrade>Bron to CarmeloAnd after Carmelo-Ilja-Trick score a threepeat of dimelessness, by some miracle they stumble onto Ethan Page and (surprise surprise) almost immediately make him drop it back to Trick so he could drop it to next month's shitter of the month.
>>16681821respect ilja bitch
>>16681821did you just call Oba dimeless
>>16681010unironically try kegeling or perhaps a light 5 minute clamp every day. i've done both and they've helped me.kegels: 10 x 10 secondsclamp: ring around the base of your cock, get some blood in that shit and just squeeze
>>16682351Yes, everyone in NXT is
>>16681586No? It's a developmental belt, it's worthless
>>16680940Love Madi. Simple as.
>>16681122Who?
>>16680940you just KNOW the wrenster had to hit her signature pose
>>16681006iirc he’d just sit in the locker room hard af from the pills and stare at a wall lmao
>>16681382rock would rather stop being litty than allow this
