TONIGHT from Clarksville, Tennessee>"The Best Bout Machine" Kenny Omega RETURNS to Dynamite!>Toni Storm vs Kris Statlander vs Willow Nightingale>We hear from Jeff Jarrett>Bobby Lashley vs Mark Briscoe>MJF Appears LIVE!>Will Ospreay vs Buddy Matthews>Casino Gauntlet Match for an AEW World Championship shot at Maximum Carnage
I LOVE AEW!
>>16690273Still Vince!
>Join the ArmyAnd then go work at Costco? No thanks Mac
Ospreay when?
Send Danhausen!
When is Omega coming out. Because once his segment is over there zero reason to watch the rest of this garbage show.
>>16690286still tone’ i’m afraid
the rare pretty based battle royale
>>16690273https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JewywmxYTNo
Where the FUCK is she?
>>16690273Whats the endgame of the Toni triple threat?
Jeff Jarrett wins, screencap this
>>16690306Casino gauntlet has always delivered so far
>>16690299Not convenient for the booking so Tony won't include him
RYBACK SPOTTED BACKSTAGE
>malakai leavingelite chads we won
>be so fucking high you think the bus driver is a pop tartI know that feel bro
hobbs tights look like that 80s paper cup design they have at pizza places
>>16690311starting spot in the women's casino royal next week.
Watch Kenny be a secret entrant
>>16690324eh hes barely there anyways. is miro still there?
>>16690329Kek based
Slopdown got cancelled
Absolutely fucking dimeless
>>16690324>I still have to watch him on Monday/Friday
>Antipop for Roddyok end this
>>16690278I would put Anna over cleanly
RODDY'S COMING FOR YOU MOX AND HE'S COMING TO GET HIS WIFE BACK BECAUSE HE MISSES HIS CHAIR
the only thing undisputed about these faggots is their lack of dimes
MY BOY!
>undisputed kingdom is still a thingFucking hell
I’m vindicated. I told you fuckers Roddy is garbage.
Hobbs vs the 8 Manlets
Tony is incapable of pivoting. HE IS FUCKING INCAPABLE
>that fucking cock shotYuta's learning one thing from Marina
Are there disqualifications in this match?
Wheeler Yuta should not be employed
tramp stamp bros the time is now
>jobber gauntlet
"We have Damien Priest at home"
jeez slow down with the spots guys. let some shit breathe. not everything has to be a fucking dragonball z tier get your shit in fest.
....YES KEEP TOSSING RICOCHET AT EACH OTHER FUCKING DO IT
Lance Archer has convinced me to get a tramp stamp
big sumbitches
>>16690372Love all these dudes lol
fuckin love this dork ass nigga ricoshet
This is the worst non-tag one so far but it's still decent
BEEF
Why am I now thinking about the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal?
SEX WITH HOBBS
>>16690370Godsmack front row lookin ahh
Where's Joe?
Sometimes I honestly forget until they do these spots where two guys keep popping up after taking moves that moved only do damage in AEW until they don’t.
Yuta and Ricochet are literally in this match to be unlikable as possible and then get the shit kicked out of them every few minutes and thats great
I am tired of these fucking elbow exchanging spots
>reDRagon reunionstop teasing me with a good time
Fucks sake Cole is winning isn't he
BOBBY FISH NEXT
>>16690376kek. he's got coalburner braids tonight too.
>>16690394I put money on Ric'O
>>16690394Apparently Cole vs Mox was the original plan for World's End
what year is this?which indie is this?
>>16690394it would be hilarious, ngl
This really is a Jobber Battle Royal
ok that sweep kick was pretty based ngl
THE LAST OUTLAW IS HERE
>>16690374nobody likes grandpa shuffle restholds, boomerwe want ACTION
>>16690391they been killin it.Great shit.
Slapnuts time!
oh fuck the Jarrett prediction may come true
them white boys having their way with hobbs
P dub g! p dub g!
MY WORLD!!!
>>16690394i didn't even consider it because the smol one is far from my mind at all times.but you might be right.
Shit's starting to get full...Speedball not showing up?
>>16690385ANNA!ENOUGH!
>this guy could ruin a wet dream
LMAO is it just me or did Jeff Jarrett get the biggest pop of this whole match so far
>gigapopIT'S MY WORLD
YUGE MEGAPOP FOR DUBBA JAY BAYBAY
Why are they doing this when Christian hasn't cashed in yet?GayEW sucks
JJ bros….
Brawl to the back!
>JJ is the most over guy in this match
>>16690420that's a bad sign that you have way too many shitters in your company that aren't over
>>16690419Fucking hilarious, Daddy Magic is so based
Last Outlawbros, it’s time
>>16690417Imagine if he worked everyone by airing a pre-recorded stream
>>16690420He did, they are in TN
double j might have the worst wrestling theme of all time.
Kino Dynamite boys
lol wtf i did not expect that
NANI
Okay based
Jarrett losing to Wheelie... dire
>>16690282 APOLOGIZE
PPPPPPPPOWERHOUSE
wait is jeff jarret retired now?
PPPPPP-POWERHOUSE
>Hobbs title shotWut
Kangs for the win
>>16690420>>16690421>>16690422aren't they in a hillbilly town? makes sense
I'M SO FUCKING WET RIGHT NOW
>>16690423Huh? They’re not suppose to crown number 1 contenders until Christian cashes in?
>Hobbs winsThat had to be a longshot in kayfabe sportsbook right? No body had that one coming.
Will Mox go full American History X on Hobbs in the promos/match ?Does he have the balls
Renee looking old and haggard as usual
>>16690431Kek nevermind then
Uhhh...that was sudden...
LMAO
>>16690445Get his random yearly push out the way early
unexpected winner
>>16690445easy dub for mox
Nice callback to the match where Hobbs got injured
PPPPPOWERHOUSE
Live Sex Celebration with Anna next week?
>Renee I'mma fuck you after I beat your husbandThat's kinda crazy but I guess they're on streaming now
Maximum Carnage?Marvel should sue.
Renee status?
>>16690449Isn't this the same match Christian won?
Damn Renee you lookin fine
>ending that doesn't make sense and throws a monkey wrench in all the ongoing rivalriesA E DUBA E DUBA E DUB
they already fucking did mox vs hobbs for a world titlebooker and promoter..... of the year.....
>>16690447he’s been pretty over in general for a while now, he got a monster pop at wembley
>>16690420They're literally in Jarrett country, Tennessee
SHEEEEEEEIIIIIT
renee looking moist and uncomfortable as usual
I have no desire to see this match again.
>>16690468dis nigga
>YEAH RENEE IM GONNA DO TO YOUR HUSBAND WHAT MY UNCLES DID TO NASH BACK IN 92
Ella Hollywood looks fine
LMAO jarretts old ass just standing there
Jeff looked like he didn't know the match ended
kek he just punked Mox in front of his bitch
Hobbs is gonna rape Mox next week
>Renee licks her lips when Hobbs says he's gonna make her husband his bitchWhat did she mean by this?
>>16690465Anna Jay is a lucky woman!
Hes gonna try and Nash Moxley
Could we pick someone for Mox that at least might have a passing chance?
Fuck it, give Hobbs the strap
>>16690483KWAB
>>16690472Same match type but it wasn’t for the same thing. Christian’s was for a contract whenever he wants. This one is for a shot next week.
Mox finna get 92'd
>>16690483did they really?
>>16690496Whatever ends this Death Riders shit as soon as possible, sure give it to Hobbs
>>16690458>>16690463Oh ok
>>16690483It was actually the Hurt Business and the New Day using Woods time Machine to go back to 92 where they teamed up with Harlem Heat
>>16690490She wants to cuck AnnaBut Anna would never stand for that I'd say
remember when the dirtsheets reported the taz attack like it was a shoot?
Worst gauntlet they've done and there's a women's one next week which is gonna be even worse. Bravo Tony you've killed the one good match type you've come up with.
WHERR KINNI
>>16690500'fraid so
>>16690498Of course it is This company is trash
>>16690434uncultured swine take read a bookgo watch those awful TNA ppvs Get a clue
CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN JEFFKING OF THE MOUNTAIN CHAMPIONSHIP REVIVAL
MOVE OVER OLD STARS
>>16690512
>MJF is gonna retire JJ
Is Riccaboni replacing Taz?Major upgrade if that's the case
I feel bad for schiavone, ian is stealing his job
that beard lookin crisp
>>16690508The tag one was way worse but yeah this was the worst normal one. Still think they should leave this match gimmick to a once or twice a year thing or even revolve a ppv around it.
cheap heat segment with the most jewish faggot comin' thru
BASED MAX
bible thumping lol
BEARD J F
>Militant Jew attacks Christian family man over religious beliefs
MJF does not like the New Testament confirmed
>>16690529His people get burned by the bible
>>16690520Schiavone is too busy long dicking Britt Baker to care
>I ain't like your usual obediant boomer, Max..>I SUPPORT PALESTINE!!I'd pop desu
>Casually buries Yutaokay I like MJF again
the new cameras are making double jj look extra old
Guys, I just bought some gold from Jeff Jarrett. Said it will be here in 2- 56 weeks
WHERE ARE THE MATCHES TONY
don’t piss me off
>>16690465want to lick those sandy feet
>>16690544still a better investment than nft's
>>16690544Forgot about thatWhy do boomers love grifting so damn much?
don't trust the jew Double J
the crowd looks so bored.
If Jarret the booker now?It's the only explanation he's chasing the world title
DONT DO IT JJ, HE JUST WANTS TO STEAL YOUR GOLD
MJJF kino
Is MJF going to make Jeff a champion?
God damn MJF's creative has been so shit since his comeback. Why are they doing this to him?
Bring up the gold, Max. BRING UP THE GOLD.
Calling a match one year out. Bold to assume Tony is going to remember any of what happened tonight in like two weeks time when he books these two in completely different angles.
WHERES KENNY
did Jarrett took it to far when he asked Max what happened to the uss liberty?
This segment is going long
>>16690557>It's a gold nft
>>16690560He's >old>southernPrime mark for jews.
>Do you know what we call kids like you around here?>One hit wonderslegit assumed he was going to say "producer"
>ADOLF HITLER *clap clap clap clap clap*wtf crowd
>WE CALL EM KIKES
This should have started the show
>>16690563it's a fine story to pop a tv rating and a retirement ppv buyrateof course if he wins tony should be murdered
Did he just say it's easy to kick out of the Rock Bottom?
>>16690571If he’s not next I’m just gonna catch it on YouTube tomorrow. This show has been hot shit so far and I regret tuning back in to Dynamite. Shit is so unambitious. Kenny is perhaps my last reason for keeping up with this company.
>>16690582JUSTIFIED KIKE CHANTS AT AEW DYNAMITE!
>because that's what your people doWhat did Double J mean by that?
Wrap it up boys! Kenny has to be in the ring by 9:55 pm!
>>16690567He books his own shit. Complain to him.
>You came out to scheme and connive>Thats what you people do
>Please could we get MJF away from Adam Cole and doing something else
>COPE IS COMING NEXT
That's right Tony, have a bunch of guys go out there and do promos to kill the crowd for Kenny you dumbass
>>16690593I mean folks..
>Max, you scheme and conniveOy Vey
I am SO ready to cope
>as a very famous singer said, They don't really care about usWhat did Jarrett mean by this?
MY BOY COPE
>>16690606LOLGet fucked Faggy Omega queer
>>16690593American boomers unironically think they're "God's chosen"
Wasting Omega's return till the end of the show, what Retard does that?
>>16690608Double J groyper gimmick
>in the immortal words of Kendrick, Max, you're a fan, you're a fan, you're a fanwow Jeff's more cultured than I expected
I dragged my ass through this entire show to get to see Kenny now where the fuck is he?
>>16690593Last Outlaw telling it like it is
The Edge vs Mox match at Revolution is 100% gonna be a deathmatch
>>16690620No one cares about your anti-draw
>>16690622Fuentes shoot drank Destiny's cum like it was catboy bathwater.
>>16690619They also thought smoking pot and bitching about their perfect lives being too good would somehow make the world a better place so fuck'em
>>16690620The same retard that books and/or somehow allows Kenny Omega when he is hotter than the fucking sun to lose to anyone worth talking about for like a year straight in the first year of AEW.
COPE
>cope
Why did they have to rename him Cope? Right answers only.
>COPE
Bros, is Darby dead?
HOW WE COPING, BOYS
I like Jeff. I like Max. I like them working together. Surprised people are down on this
>Randomly show Darby's deathCOPE
>>16690641cute
WE COPIN
Gets me every time
>>16690641Kek Cheese
>>16690641chie
>>16690647Well that guy's dead. But Darby'll be fine once he find his non-union equivalent from Mexico.
>>16690655how does he keep getting away with it?!
i havent watched aew for 4 months when did he become cope and why
COPE AND SETHEE
>>16690645That is a fuckable anime loli tell me moar before I get into the Copes promo
>Cope chantsMaybe Edge is a genius
>>16690646>still doing Dark Knight Joker facial expressions in his promoskek
>no reaction for any of this promo because the death riders story is so incoherent
>>16690644He wants to be called Edge again and can't be in GayEW
>Ledgend...legit can't tell if that's a typo or a terrible catch phrase for his final run
>the biggest sin is going after FTR
I still think it’s so out of left field for Cope to come back to feud with Mox. It honestly makes more sense for it to be Omega as an exec who is fighting for his company.
>>16690662last week and becuaes hes vince-pilled
>>16690647Darby dying? Hes fucking immortal and has the power of Sting now. He cant be stopped only slowed down
Tony did it, he killed the fucking crowd. Now Kenny's segment is gonna be shit.FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
when did Darby become kill?
>Zero reaction for FTRkek
every time they say his name i laff
>I beat Eddie Guerrero so did pills.
>57 year old jarrett promo segment followed by 51 year old cope promo segmentNigga
Is that a mullet?
>>16690676lEDGEnd
>>16690647Darby is just like Kenny. He dies, nobody remembers and he is back the next day
based Cope trying to die in the ring back in the day
i like how cope sounds when hes aggressive no homo
>>16690684No one cares about Faggy Omega
WE LOVE YOU KENNY
>>16690691all elderly wrestling
He got up and said THIS IS FUN SO COPE NIGGA
This show and the direction these storylines are going right now are total ass.This shit is fucking grim.
I'M COPING SO HARD RN BROSARE YOU??
this nigga was always nothing more than your younger brother's friend's favorite wrestler.
Doesn't doing this promo on Moxley just kill everything Hobbs did 30 minutes ago?
>>16690702>all elderly wrestlingkek
>>16690691You forgot the hurt business segment (all members over 50)
Hey AEW, Member when I wrestled a real talent like Eddie Guerrero
>>16690693oh fuck me how did I not see that
>I BROKE MY LEG>AND I COPED
JUST GET TO THE EDGE AND CHRISTIAN TAG RUN OR SOME SHIT JESUS CHRIST
>dude rocky 3Kek what deannety
>>16690704Never seen an AEW show before?
no marina shafir
What happened to Pac?
Jesus Christ could they project any harder that Hobbes is an afterthought.Might as well just have Edge win the gauntlet match and do someone else at the PPV.
they should run back the exploding barbed wire death match with edge and mox
They should have Marina Shafir choke out Cope lmao
>>16690706Busy seething
>>16690704Was raw THAT bad? I thought it was just a meme.
How Drunk is Moxley tonight?
>cash wheeler vs wheeler yuta
>>16690724Fix the explosions at the end and it would be kino
I forgot what the Death Riders gimmick even isI thought Mox was against amateur fake wrestlers but he's going after actual wrestlers?
>>16690708Yes but if Cope costs Mox the match next week it makes. I'll green text myself: >implying AEW booking makes sense
Kek did FTR Bald just biff it?
Does Mox have go away heat yet? I get he came through for the company when they needed it but jesus christ he's part of the reason the show's been ass for a while
NO WE DON'T WANT FUCKING BETH PHOENIX TONY YOU FUCKING RETARDED NIGGER
I wish Shafir would Death Ride me
based bastard
>Edge too pussy to hit a girlhe fell off
>JUST SMACK HERbased Daddy Magic
only been watching for the kenny segment and this shit STINKS
>>16690698He is (and I can’t stress this enough) the last great thing on this show. The same people that don’t admit that are the same people that think this Death Riders garbage is great storytelling and Mox is a wrestling savant and Tony is booker of the century or whatever the fuck
PACS BACK
so what happend with the group that was gonna help with the Death Riders during the OC feud?
weakest brawl i've seen in a while
>>16690729Apparently under 700K watched the debut which means its only downhill from there
>YWN grab Marina's hair
>>16690741This is a glamazon board, anon
>>16690718Not my first rodeo, this is just really fucking below the bar. This shit sucks, just doing some cope and hoping Kenny has some kind of kino bit at the end.
new>>16690755>>16690755>>16690755>>16690755
MOXLEY YOU’ll FINNA KNOW IT!
>Moxley terrifiedhe knows he's getting 92d next week
>>16690747>the last great thing on this showStopped reading your asinine bullshit there
Did they run from Hobb's nipples?
>>16690758664k
>>16690708Well atleast they had brains to make him look strong there. Still don't think this promo was necessary at all though.
yeah that was all wasted time there.
>>16690751AEW must be on quite a downfall to be getting less than 700k then
>>16690729RAW and AEW are both shit right now. Wrestling is in the worst state its been in over 10 years. This is worse than 2020
Fucking a. They know people tuned in for Kenny so they’re making sure he comes out last so we have to sit through and wade through all this bullshit.
>three guys run away from one guy after beating up three other guys
>>16690766Daniel Garcia is pretty great huh? His hip thrust is based and Moxley not even remotely trying to do believable work or sell is giga dimes right?
>>16690793Yeah but it also makes sense to end with Kenny so that whoever he feuds with will carry over to the next show
This slag looks like Morrisey in drag, still would though
Imagine a 4some with these 3.Imagine all that meat. You'd need a kingsize bed. Reinforced.
>>16690745is everything OK in the Magic household ?
>>16690273So, a milly us out of question again right?
