Simply the greatest to ever lace 'em up.
FACTS
>>16704312>Always the guy>Drew billions of dimes>Had great matches throughout his career even with inferior workers>Cut a memorable promo about taking the Big Show to the desert>Not a self-mark, put numerous guys over even shitters like Vladimir Kozlov>Never stepped out of the WWE because he knew they needed him despite Ted Turner offering him more money>Main evented the highest drawing SS of the 90s>Main evented the highest drawing WM of the 00s>Main evented the highest drawing WM of the 10s>Was always in the main title picture>The better member of The Brothers of Destruction>The better member of The Unholy Alliance>The best member of The Ministry of Darkness>The best member of The Corporate Ministry>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" is so badass nobody talks about them for fear of getting BTFO>His biker cosplay was based and made biker culture so cool Sons of Anarchy and countless other TV shows ripped it off years later>His MMA gimmick was based and inspired millions of people to start their own training>Recognized by his peers as the best pure striker in the WWE>Great taste in whiskey>In his 50s and still has a luxurious head of hair>Had his ex-wife's name tattoo removed through using his own supernatural powers>Traded in his ex-wife for a much hotter blonde bimbo who knows her place>Has so many achievements and was booked to go undefeated at Wrestlemania the day he signed his first contract>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one selflessly charismatic CEO whose professional achievement is making a billion dollars in just 2 years>Drew so well in his 1997 title run that they gave it to Bret Hart since everyone knew no-one could possibly rival Taker's run so they didn't even try with the next guy>Spent the latter part of his career protecting his legacy by gatekeeping inferior young talent>The biggest impact he had on the business was mentoring his buddies so they could go over and draw as many dimes as he has
>>16704312>The Undertaker's iconic careerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QniemSX_Vkk>The Undertaker’s coolest vignetteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbFRzJHreOs>Every Undertaker Survivor Series matchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPBgsfUgPx0>The Undertaker’s chilling Casket Matcheshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KFptxdgzdQ>"The Last Outlaw" The Undertaker's Tag Team Title partnershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxurQ-sy7XU>The Undertaker’s greatest rivalshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x9e8v2qSX0>The Undertaker’s most destructive table moveshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55cOKtTnUqo>21 essential Undertaker moveshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_sxBzstZuo>15 Undertaker chokeslams that sent Superstars to the gravehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb_NSTXYJ7I
>>16704312mmmmm looks like OP is immmmmpressed
Certified BADASS thread. OP was Badass this time
wrestling is a WORK you stupid INDIAN BASTARD. moron SHIT EATER.
>>16706170I'm thinking based
>>16704312*GONG*BIG FAG WALKIN'YOU'VE DONE IT NOWYOU WALKED INTO MY SIGHT TODAYAND I CAN'T ALLOWYOU TO THINK YOU CAN JUST WALK AWAYSO TURN AROUNDAND LISTEN TO THE WORDS I SAY'CAUSE YOUR END IS NOWPROPERTY OF MEAN MARK CALLOWAYA CUMSHOTPOZZIN' UP YOUR SOFT NEGHOLEIS SO HOTTHINK I'M GONNA SMOKE YOUR POLETWINK BOYSI'LL RIDE 'EM LIKE THEY ARE MY BIKETHIS BADDASSMMMMM SO GET READY FOR SOME PURE STRIKES
>>16704312>WHY NO MELTZER STARS REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!Trevor is so predictable LMFAO
Dave should rewatch his old matches and change the ratings to 5 out of respect for The Undertaker
>>16704312many say this
>>16704312He’s not even the best wrestler in the brothers of destruction
>>16710089He is however, the Benchmark of Badass.
He’s a Freemason. Freemasons have sex with Children.The Undertaker is a pedophile and only certified trans freaks will defend this masonic overrated cocksucker
>>16704312He's not even the greatest wrestler in The Unholy Alliance.
>>16704312The whole world is saying this
