Commentators shouldn't act like fucking fans, its like you hear random marks from the crowd talking about wrestling, Cole has always sucked but recently he got worse, he interrupts whatever other commentator (if theres guest) was saying and just screams the move he sees, sometimes he even interrupts himself and then they comeback to talking like nothing happened, its like a Tourette syndrome but with wrestling.And Pat is just a annonying fucking faggot, literally a fucking mark with a mic, and worse of all he's allowed to insult wrestlers with no repercussions, if back in a day a heel would hear the commentator calling him scumbag he'd walk over and smack the commentator, but Pat just gets away with it. They also taking sides, back in a day this would happen and both commentators would explain why and were reasonable with their choice but these two troglodytes are unanimous and nobody explain why other than "oh he shouldn't do that, THATS BAD HE'S BAD". They're fucking the worst pair to ever call the match i want Booker T and JBL back even if they would sleep at the desk and wake up to say shucky ducky quack quack Maggle and nothing else, and that would be an improvement still.
>>16713814>people working on a product shouldn't be a fan of the productPeak retard.
>>16713814stop watching WWE
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>>16713822>people working on a product should act like fansYes this is peak retardation
>>16713814Pat is shoot one of the most annoying people of all time. He's obnoxious with zero upside.
>>16713829And watch what AEW? Ha! As much as i hate Pat and Maggle the Young Bucks tongue kissing Adam Cole and Daniel Garcia humping air is much worse, also they have a literal tranny which is just disgusting
>>16713847He really is, i wonder if Netflix keeps his two minute reaction shtick that he does on Raw, that always made me skip like thirty minutes of the show because of how cringe it is.
Bases anon telling it like it is
>>16713814I fucking hate the faggot punter so much.
>>16713892Commentary is one of the main reasons I hardly watch WWE.
>>16713863>the Young Bucks tongue kissing Adam Cole and Daniel Garcia humping air is much worse, also they have a literal tranny which is just disgustingWWE literally had a gay wedding
>>16713814Watched Raw for the first time after stopping in 2018. Pat’s a fag, but I couldn’t get over Cole unironically using onomatopoeia during the matches. He sounded like a fucking kid and it was so distracting. He should be shitcanned for that as anyone who didn’t tell him to knock that shit off
>>16713863based modern wrestling haterfuck wwe, fuck aew, fuck new japan, fuck joshiswrestling died in 2014 and Daniel Bryan killed it
>>16713942Did they do all of that during the wedding and then one of them cut his cock off? Because if not then it doesn't beat the inherent gayness of AEW
>>16713971you're an idiot
>>16713971based
>>16713971it really do be like that
>>16713977it actually does sadly, you should keep talking about dicks though, it totally doesn't make you look like a closeted faggot
>>16714012>its akkshually you>ctrl+f dicks>1 match (you)faggot baka
Cole is okay Pat is a mark fucking retard. Literally a dudebro CUNT. Someone should accidentally fly into him during a spot and somehow crush him
>>16714041>haha I said cocks not dickscool story bro, you're still a fag
>>16713814I didn’t read all that but I fucking hate Pat.
>>16713942>WWE had a gay wedding storyline 20 years ago>Daniel Garcia was dick wiggling 20 minutes ago
>>16713814You are correct anon McAfee is such an annoying faggot, the worst commentator I have ever heard. I hope he dies in a car crash or something, I hate his voice, his mannerisms and everything about him
>>16713814JR is still considered on of the GOATs and he literally marked out for both Austin and Foley.Jesse Ventura another GOAT was always shitting on Hogan/Warrior/Savage Don't be dumb. Wrestling isn't like any other sport. The commentators are characters on the show. The more dramatic they are the more fun it gets. I don't want dry commentary just calling the moves.This is just one of the worst hot takes ever.
Wanna hear real BAD unbearable commentators? Watch ROH... After that, any other commentator will feel good.
>>16713814WWE commentary hasn't added anything to a match in fucking decades. I tune them out. I dislike Pat's obnoxious douchebag manchild personality.
>>16714138nah Pat is worse than coleman and ian
>>16714132>reddit faggot misses the point entirelyI won't even indulge you with a comment and instead just call you a retard.
>>16713814Call me a vincel all you want but this is a direct result of losing vince and his "horrible" ocd rules. As you said, cole was always bad but he got so much worse when Vince left.
>>16713814Let's keep it 100:Michael Cole could literally have prime JR's exact voice and commentary style, and most of you motherfuckers still would complain about him because he'd still be the same bitchmade geeky interviewer that the top company faces like DX, Austin and the Rock used to bullyCole never recovered from that image, and now he's been the head commentary guy in the company for almost 2 decades nowMost of the fans/viewers never respected him as a person because of that, that's why for decades now they act like Cole's commentary is literal ear rape as opposed to maybe just being flawed wrestling commentaryYou'll never get fair, reasonable discussion about Cole. You rarely hear people tell the reasonable truth and say "Cole's not horrible but he botches calls at times and sometimes he can come across as too robotic or corporate", no it's nearly always "MICHAEL COLE IS THE SINGLE WORST COMMENTATOR IN THE HISTORY OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING OMG HIS VOICE RAPED MY SICK ELDERLY MOTHER, WHY DON'T THE POLICE ARREST HIM"
the only time michael cole was tolerable was when he had taz there to tell him to shut the fuck up. and taz was better on smackdown than he ever was in ecw
>>16714072>Daniel Garcia was dick wiggling 20 minutes agoonly because your mom was asking for it
>>16716032>the only time michael cole was tolerable was when he had taz there to tell him to shut the fuck up. true>and taz was better on smackdown than he ever was in ecwif you mean on commentary sure, but he only did commentary a few times in ECW. in the ring he obviously peaked in ECW.
>>16716057he should have never made it past the ring crew in ecw. thats where i draw the line is seeing some pissed off orange midget beating the shit out of the entire roster at once. yeah ok junior
Did anyone else notice McAfee doing some kind of accent during parts the Roman/solo match?wtf is wrong with this sperg?
>>16716066Taz was one of the biggest draws in ECW ya obese mark retard. Get a clue.
>>16716125he didnt draw shit from me and thats all that matters brother. dont bring a king sized sharpie when you try to get his autograph thats all im saying
>>16713814You're absolutely right anon, they sound like two geeks but in a different way from Excalibur who somehow is still getting worse than he ever was.Wade/Joe have their flaws as everyone does but they're so much better at it.
>>16716163keep your dimeless opinions to yourself next time kid
>>16716180taz fuckin sucked. even justin credible was a better champion because at least he knew he was a worthless dickhead
>>16716236nah you don't know what real graps is, Taz is GOATed
>>16716246yeah with michelle cole on smackdown
>>16713971care to extrapolate? i tuned out of wrestling after 2012
>>16716264nah in ECW with Sabu and BBB and RVD and a bunch of others
>>16716268oh yeah like team taz. chetti and doring were better
>>16713863the tranny was a Cody hire, as soon as he left they stopped putting it on tv
There was a reason why Vince had such an iron grip bts for commentary teams.
>>16713814Who does Smackdown now? Because even they were better than Macafee and Cole on RAW this week
>>16714072>WWE had a gay wedding storyline 20 years agoAnd *that* turned out so well. Still laugh that GLAAD somehow approved this
Every commentating duo should follow the Monsoon/McMahon and Heenan/Ventura model, sometimes boomers were correct
Cole, McAfee, and Booker T are the worst. Someone farting into a mic would be better than those three.
>>16716236Are you really this retarded or just baiting?
>>16717099Monsoon/Ventura. McMahon gave a baseline of what he wanted, but '80s Monsoon/McMahon wasn't as solid as Mon/Ven because McMahon was so determined to squeeze in every bit of advertisement into the match, Vince did better for the interviews until Mean Gene took over most of the work. McMahon did better in the '90s as a commentator until JR and Lawler would team up.Taz was decent at times on Smackdown. Macho Man could have been if he'd settle down instead of needing the ring. They really need a few decent on the mic wrestlers to try to learn commentary and transition to get away from Cole and Macafee. Triple H also needs better brand managers playing Corporate and if he's not going to be the evil Corp villain than find someone who will. God I wish Steph wasn't still pissed off. She was a good brand manager. Foley was a fun Commissioner. HBK could come back on camera more. Who ran Smackdown for awhile? The black dude obsessed with Taker? They need him back.
>>16713814Cole is fine but Pat is atrocious.
>>16717533taz is great on commentary, especially on the dark tapings very comfy
>>16713829>Excalibur instead?Lol no
>>16716032Cole was good in the 2007 Rumble with JBL
>>16716870Wade and and Joe Tess
>>16713847I hate his fake bro shtick so much.
>>16713965Cole is generally very good when paired up with someone like Graves and with no Vince in his ear. Cole paired up with Pat seems to bring out the worst in him because Pat does his stupid bro shtick where he has to yell everything and Cole, I guess, feels like he needs to keep up with him and so turns himself into a retard.
I like pat
>>16717148Booker is both bad and based. He just says whatever but it keeps Vic on his toes and it's great when they start needling each other. Vic is far and away the best play-by-play guy in the company and probably English professional wrestling commentary as a whole.
>>16716006The only thing Cole has common with JR is age, he reminds me of that AEW ref that does stupid shit for attention, he was never good but at least before you could cancel him out like the white noise, now he makes it impossible he always screams the moves even if its just a regular move like its a fucking finisher, there's a time for that but he does that for every move, it just takes you out of the match. Commentators job is the same to referee, to stay the fuck out of the way, ref should be invisible for 90% of the match and commentators should be like a white noise for 90% of the show, they are like the background laughs in sitcoms, they should be there but the show is not about them.
Heyman/JR is my team
>>16713814Sean Mooney needs to come back.>Who?
>>16720972fucking based>new york jew and a good ol' boy from the souththat's not just a commentary team, it's a sitcom waiting to happen
>>16718609Was going to write exactly this, Cole acts like the nerd who gets to hang out with the cool kid and starts trying to fit in by being a douchebag like Pat. Looks so pathetic, Cole is fine with most other people
>>16721329Cole is a nerd, and Cole has always been trash.
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>>16713942>Acting gay made them instant heels>Ridiculed gay stereotypes weekly>Not a wedding since America knew fag marriage was joke>"Commitment ceremony" was a ruse by Bischoff to take out Steph>Billy and Chuck reveal they're not gay to a big pop and face turn (like Goldust in 97)At least you tried looney troon
>>16713971>>16713863>>16716265>Tourists finally mask off and admit they never liked wrestlingCan this story finally end now?
>>16713814>wah wah no fun allowed on my fake fighting showThey're both based you're just a faggot
>>16721505Cringe can't be based
>faggot punter>basedLMFAO
>>16721461>cope>cope>cope>more cope>even more copethe fact of the matter is that WWE was very gay long before AEW even existed, and that you yourself are a deeply closeted homosexual
>>16716246at being a fat midget maybe
>>16713814I watched a full episode of wrestling for the first time since 2008 since it's on Netflix, I like pat hes funny but I was surprised the smackdown commentator said suicide dive I thought the move was called something else now
Michael Cole has gotten extremely annoying ever since Vince got out his ear. He needs to fucking go, he ruins the show. That Joe guy that was on Raw was so fucking good too. Replace Cole with that guy.
>>16713847That’s just Zionist Jews showing you what they truly think about you. Doesn’t feel too good does it? Stop watching it and stop supporting jews that piss in your mouth
>>16722438I don't watch GayEW though
