Penta is here!....and then the bell rings

Sacramento > San Jose

>penta actually selling his leg
wtf beaners never do that

Wishing I could make Gable my muscle sissy

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>>16733099
Shit Match

PEnta sucks

>catchphrase spams in your path

>>16733144
netflix.com

>>16733140
I wonder who the agent for this match is? Regal maybe?

yeah he's done
into the LWO machine you go

This new guy can barely beat Gable, one of our biggest jobbers lmao

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chad deserves the world, he's such a beast

more like zero cardio amirite amigos

>>16733140
>selling

DEPORT HIM GABLE

crowd fucking loves penta

are they piping in cero meido

DEPORTED

why does 4chan hates Penta...

penta a face and not a destructive force that just breaks arms indiscriminately? hmmm

Bro
Penta fucking sucks...
And hes already injured

it's over

Nice catch, Chad. wtf

based spot

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>this is another glorified vanilla midget match to satisfy the obese redditors marks

What the fuck is this bullshit, we want Vince back

>>16733164
>Mexico loves Penta
yep

Ow

based penta putting in effort for the first time in the 2020's

>>16733157
thats such a great AM logo, already looks timeless

He's overselling his leg injury

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penta has died

Bro already hurt

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does \pw\ say his name as PENTAGON like a white nigga or PENTAGÓN like a Based Latino?

>>16733171
worked by selling

>>16733141
Anyone good with AI slop make this a thing? Thanks bros

>didn't catch Penta
Both these guys are shitting the bed

AHAHAHAH CATCH HIM GABLE

>>16733154
On the safe side yes
I do wonder if they have a agent that specializes in luchas. Feels like they should after having Rey on the payroll for so long
Hell maybe Rey is the agent

Dragon Lee is better. Just give him Penta's look and taunts.

That landing didn't look so good, also these fucking fans chant holy shit at anything.

the “holy shit” chants? yeah I’m thinking they’re JUSTIFIED

Miz tier catch

holy based. that was some fucking height he got. Not bad old man

try being less obvious aewtists. this match is really good

lazy mexican! get up!

>another botch

>>16733144
i have the lowest tier and i don't think there's been an ad this whole match.

LMAO ENJOY DRONIES

That was based

>>16733178
nah fuck off

STOP LEAVE THIS GAY CHOPPING SHIT IN AEW WE DON'T WANT IT

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>>16733144
hey friend I have a stream you can use it's at Netflix dot com

based chad shooting on penta

I like this

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Penta with the Grandmaster Sexay pop

Penta needs Vampiro to be his manager

mmmm now that dive was badass

>kicking with the injured
And there goes the psychology kek

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>lucha underground is now canon to WWE
NOW THAT'S A UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY

>worked by penta selling
marks

this is a good match not sure what your problem is

why did he oversell the backstabber like that

this match ain't bad but I wish it was the lucha bros together

>>16733170
Yeah, I like Gable but Penta should have just destroyed him.

>>16733156
I'll cut him some slack, he's in the big leagues. Just needs more time

this reminds me of the seethe whenever punk is on screen.

My god where has this guy been? How was he not signed by WWE before? He must have been in some shitty indie dump lmao

>>16733228
Surprised they never signed Dario

PENTA GOT TRUTHED

I hope Gable is at least a long reigning US champ next year. That singlet is based as his booty keeps jiggling.

i like this match because of the botches

Does Pentagon speak English? I don't remember if he ever cut promos in LU in English

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Why are ya cryin lil beanette?

chelsea penta rematch when

>>16733239
there's people seething that he got holy shit chants

lmao terrible cover

not impressed desu

why is penta moving in slow motion

Anyone else distracted by Gables cake?

>>16733222
Saved for No Milly shuffle week thread

>>16733241
Isn't Dario an actual actor with a union rep and shit

kino match

>>16733241
Dario was based.

>>16733099
Will Lesnar returning be enough for Netflix Raw to get its first milly?

>>16733201
Wouldn't be surprised. Rey is probably one of the best luchas to fully adapt to American wrestling over the past 30 years.

Chad is great today, I want to see him fighting Bron Breakker

Axiom is 1000% the lucha this guy is and Axiom's white

These two guys are legit murdering each other

>>16733246
he knows the little jumping bean is going to get GABLED

He's no Mysterio I'm afraid

This is a good match bros. The fire mad California based, I guess

i really like penta

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I like Skullman

>>16733246
She'll be deported before next week's RAW.

Penta gimmick should holding all the women's belts

Yep he's dead.

is chad concussed or something what's he whispering to the ref

>>16733246
Concession stand is out of enchiladas and horchata

>freeloaders asking for the "good" stream they can steal.
Fucking zoomers, man.

1ST DESTROYER

TK knew Penta was washed as singles, that's why he didn't want to release Fenix. Now Penta will have to wrestle solo for a year.

this is one of Gable's better matches

CHAD KINO

>>16733245
He has a grasp but the insane Spanish works better with the gimmick. They had Alex do the English for him when they needed to do promos in AEW.

PENTA IS ALMOST 40 KEK

No wonder AEW didnt care if he signed to WWE.

>canadian destroyer
KEK get this shit the fuck outta here

>>16733246
>he's geemik ees he's mehican like me

CANADA BTFO

MEXICAN DESTROYER

Penta
More like pena da este hijueputa

Great match so far

Gable got a spring in his neck lmao, this dude bounced.

God damn, Gable makes anyone look good.

based mexican destroyer

Gable sold that like a god

>>16733256
Yeah, Dario's SAG baby. The thing Vince refused to acknowledge but Piper and Hogan both said they had to join for their health benefits.

This is an AEW match

why the destroyer gotta be mexican?
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

>>16732743
Karrion Kross keeps mentioning a match between them and the Final Testament plus the Miz.

>MEXICAN DESTROYER

You know I don't remember the last bad Gable match I saw

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>>16733248
so it's true that they have niggas beating women in these indies promotions???

ARE YOU GUYS GONNA COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS? HUH? YOU GUYS HATED CANADIAN DESTROYERS RIGHT? YOU GUYS HATED KICK OUTS OF BIG MOVES? HUHH?? HUHH???

>>16733281
he doesn't look washed to me? this crowd is going bananas

Yeah, pretty good match.

>>16733287
I think you meant to say "mexican destroyer", sweatie

crowd is into it

>MEXICAN DESTROYER
lmao

this match is actually quite good
push Gable

Feels good to see Penta succeed LUbros

I'm liking this episode so much more than last week.

Gable takes everything on his head
It's pretty crazy

>>16733245
I watched his hey ew video and he seems like he can speak it fine.

Thought you were supposed to NO SELL Canadian Destroyers wtf!!!

You can tell it's a great match by all the AEW trannies posting through tears.

THIS IS AWESOME indeed

>This is awesome chats
Lmao wwe drones are fucking entertained by the most basic shit

what if Fenix comes in and pulls a Scott Hall and says "you know who I am and where we come from" but never mentions AEW or his AEW name?

kek hoggers having a melty

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>>16733286
Nobody believe you Tony

who's this fucking loser wrestling with Gable?

Kek I love when Penta does the pog face

gable can sell like rvd, but can he levitate like rvd

justified "THIS IS AWESOME" chants

>>16733318
last week was very disappointing.

>AEWfags melting down
must mean it's a good debut

>>16733310
this is a crowd full of mexicans of course they are going to cheer LOL

>>16733323
He's a WWE Hall of Famer, it is deserved.

>>16733307
Hate 6 Canadian destroyers in a row

>>16733307
It's a Mexican Destroyer you faggot. Totally different move.

welcome to the big leagues kid, Gable wrestling circles around this spic

we can ALL agree that Pentafags are fucking retarded right

Chadbros...

BREAK HIS FUCKING ARM

damn this one fight completely shits all over the whole of the last smackdown

CLASSIC PENTA

>heh dronies didn't know MCMG, Penta will get no reaction

filthy casual here again who calls the matches post-Vince?

KINOOOOOOO

PENTA FUCKING DRIVER

WELCOME TO THE BIG TIME
FUCK AEW

Penta is ready for the big time

my favourite ankle lock counter was when Eddie Guerrero unlaced his boot and slipped out of it

penta is the most dimes lucha since rey. holy fuck this guy rules

>>16733246
She looks like Dominik

>>16733307
But it's a Mexican Destroyer, not a Canadian Destroyer.

>The Sacrifice
Oh cool

>>16733304
He seems incapable of bad matches

LOL COLE. He's not losing a debut

Sweet. Arm snapper achieved.

wait isn't this the bean that dropped mox on his head? anyone got the webm?

Least surprising outcome

>welcome to the big time, penta!
lmao Cole BURIED the flea circus

Rate Penta vs Chad right now!

if this was on USA we'd have 2 ad breaks by now

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>Dom is a gold digger

BAAAAASED

>debut Pent
>match only highlights how fucking BASED Chad Gable is

WHY IS THAT GIRL STILL CRYING

I can see why they debuted this guy in San Jose. I doubt he'd be getting any reaction in Des Moines.

>>16733353
wut no
you're being super fucking gay right now tho

They just did moves...soulless

lot of aew fans here

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LET'S FUCKING GO HE'S SO OVER INWAS WORRIED HE WASTED TO MUCH TIME IN THE LOSER COMPANY

Why he uses a white sock in his head?
Alguien sabe?

of course Gable loses again. What a loser.

Good match

Who the fuck are these girls? His daughters?

Why do they keep putting the camera on those putinas, is that his family or what?

I AM I AM
I PRAY I AM
I THANK I AM
I KNOW I AM
A REAL RELIGIOUS MAN

wow penta is cool.
no idea why a certain guy fumbled this player

>>16733339
It was a misfire, but they're back on track now. Back to just a regular episode of Raw but with fewer commercials apparently.

>>16733364
Michael Cole is the play by play

>welcome to the big time
AEW BTFO

>>16733318
Because this is an actual episode of RAW. Last week was just a watered down ppv

>welcome to the big time Penta
They finna seethe at this

>face
>breaks arms
cool, but damn do they need to do a heel Lucha

She's still crying.

>do simpler moves than we have in AEW on the regular
>"THIS IS AWESOME"
wwe drones fucking pls

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Pentadriver

>>16733307
i am annoyed by it, but you know it's not the same. (it should be chelsea's finisher instead of a set-up for the unprettier though.)

y'all trannies said they wouldn't let him do the Penta Driver

how could you not enjoy that

ok those moves were dangerous. hope they were a debut thing and not every match

Hm. He's kinda mid in the ring.
Worried about CHAD getting dropped on his head once again.

I didn’t know he was in aew haha I remember him from LU and njpw? He always looked cool haha fuck aew

>>16733392
Penta sold his leg all match retard

>>16733391
>tho
Pentafags everyone

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>welcome to the big time Penta

>>16733383
Awkward beginning but became dimes towards the end.

>>16733336
>penta's back! in pog form!

>>16733385
they going with that story?

only good thing was the Pentra Driver and the She-boon having to speak spanish during his entrance

>>16733388
probably his kid and they arent telling you that to make it seem like hes a big deal

>>16733388
Inauguration next week. This is her last RAW>

Is that the heckin chill guy meme

>>16733361
>>16733393
facts

Jackie sucks

oh no please don't interview him

NO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Does he speak English?

Why's that little girl crying?

I WANT TO FUCK JACKIE REDMOND RIGHT IN HER PUSSY HOLE.

penta more winded than punk

Are those dumpy mexican girls crying in the front row his kids?

>they've been selling the piledriver as the worst thing ever on the KO feud
>penta comes and performs two, with gable kicking out of one

so is penta signed to WWE now or is it a one time appearance?

lthey let him win in front of this home crowd in mexico that was nice

DIMES

>>16733418
it's not good because he can't do it on bigger guys. Its only on athletic small guys like Gable that it'll work on. He needs a new finisher.

This match was the worst thing to happen to California in the last week

>FREE MY BROTHER FENIX TONY KWAB

GASSED HOMBRE

are crowd noises this much edited now that they're on Netflix?

Huh, he's got a geekier voice than I remembered

>YOU

He finna start shootin on TK

Penta instead of Pentagon is triggering me

>>16733383
Based out of five
Bad leg drop botch in the beginning but made up for clearly working the marks with his leg

>Penta promo
HUMILIATION RITUAL

aewtists are bubbling over that big time line

>>16733307
Brother nobody gets pinned by Canadian Destroyers in WWE either.

I LOVE THE DESTROYERINO MEJICANO

>one of the most important signings in a long time for WWE
>literally trash AEW didnt want to resign
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, cant make this shit up bro

>>16733307
Mexican destroyer and there wasn't 80 in a row

It took time for Penta to get comfortable but that was a solid debut, great match. Gable was great as well

he's got some fat daughter ngl

>>16733449
He's signed

Should have debuted at the Rumble tbqh

BASED.
Welcome to the big leagues!

>>16733428
ya his hurt leg that he kept kicking gable with ?

What's Vince thinking?

>>16733448
He hasn't perfected the maneuver.

wrap it up you dumb bean

>>16733448
Gable is too strong

>This is my new home, guys

Thank you saincosa what the fuck does that mean?

(YOU)

y tu, y tu, y tu, y tu

holy shit penta can speak english? Ive watched AEW a bunch and dont think ive ever heard this dude speak?

HE CAN SPEAK ENGLISH!!!! PUT THE BELT ON HIM!!!!

AEW promo.

>rey not in the crowd

TONY KWAB IN SHAMBLES

THE ALLURE OF WWE

well now hes not scary anymore lmao

Damn Penta's hot wife is hot

>he's a generic babyface

this guy is gonna draw massive beaner dimes

I love Aliyah mysterios fat ass

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VIVA LA RAZA

ME?

oh man he's a face

Cameraman finding all the Mexicans kek

y antes que me apaguen el microfono...

WWE locked on that girl as the next Miz Girl for all future Penta packages

Eh fuck. Deport this nigga

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taco bros is this promo based or cringe?

seems like a guy that's real easy to get over and be an asset to your company desu

>another midget

This is america, speak american retard

Any spics can tell me what he say?

What's he saying?

is that girl his secret daughter or what

promo's good

>Hell Yeah
lmao

>>16733495
He had the hype man

penta doing a jazmin nyx with the cameraman

Can someone actually give it to me straight without console war shit: who is this guy and why is he supposed to be a big deal?

>speaking spanish
fuck off

if nobody walks out to we didn't start the fire i'm cancelling my netflix subscription

huh what he mean

>>16733444
HE CAN SPEAK ENGLISH WTF WHY DID TONY HIDE THIS?

I hope he's shitting on AEW in Spanish.

he has the perfect amount of accent

>>16733417
Yeah here in WWE are moves in a wrestling match no a absurd Cirque de Soleil performance

throw him over the fucking border

>Penta have 5 daughters

>>16733514
based as fuck

>>16733417
>Troon malding that Penta doesn't have to bump his neck into sawdust to entertain so many people

So uh...what did he say? Did he shoot on Tony?

>>16733520
turn on subtitles

Fucking boring

>3/4th of the promo is Spanish
>crowd pops

>>16733490
>What about the other 8 homes before this?
>MY NEW HOME GUYS

real sports feel

>can't speak english
LOL

What the fuck is this speak English nigger

This is cringe. Deport him.

>>16733449
He'll be back on trannymite next week.

Where the fuck is Jose is the Assistant?

Penta really doesn't need to talk at all. He's cooler as a guy who just comes out with a cool look and fucks people up.

PENTA NEW ERA

>La double u doble u E

kek

Yeah, they're his family. Makes sense.

He can speak more English than any other Latino. Rey's spot might be in trouble

Why is pointing at the hardcam side, AEWbros?

THIS IS AN AMERICAN SHOW FUCKING SPIC SPEAK AMERICAN

No habla ingles

PENTA NEW ERA

PENTA NEW ERA

PENTA IS BASED!!!!!!

>>16733495
penta’s spoke before, just never in english

>>16733558
yeah but on the other hand the crowd fucking loved his promo

>>16733536
He Speaks English now for WWE
Tony KWAB couldn't even get him to learn any

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kek sure why not

now I feel like a taco

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He has to go back

>>16733464
that was part of the appeal for me back in the day, he had a goofy name pentagon jr, and he was a total edgelord weeb

He speaks better than Andrade while gassed lmao

not a horrible promo
his English is better than Vaquer's, at least

The gamethread is still going way faster than usual. Looks like they're keeping a lot of their audience.

>>16733564
His wife is hot as hell

cute beaner family

Calm down Penta you will fuck your voice

WRAP IT UP NIGGA THIS ISN'T AN OSCARS SPEECH

That was the most lucha promo ever in WWE history. All he needs to do now is spend 20 minutes greeting everyone in the first row.

they're LITERALLY my wives

Did anyone see Penta's fat brother Nueve in the audience?

>>16733099
NEXT

>>16733580

>>16733580

>>16733580

>>16733542
All fat and ugly
All from diferent viejas

Yep, that's a based from me.

And a taco burrito to you too luchador man

Based Pat

>PENTA NEW ERA!

>>16733558
This. He already has enough personality with his taunts. No need to speak.

>>16733557
Jose is Andrade's guy.
You're thinking of that Michael Jackson cosplayer that was hanging with the Lucha Bros.

I would marry one of those daughters

tig ol' biddies on Penta's wife

>>16733558
this. his voice kinda ruined the character, its too soft

Dude nobody's playing.

>>16733581
nice a girl might finally look at you now

>>16733495
I'm pretty sure he spoke English even in Lucha Underground

PENTA ERA NUEVO

>>16733609
That's a family that knows they're set for life on merch royalties

>>16733546
they just said
>speaking spanish

>>16733520
Echirito, nacho, burrito

uh oh, dommy in the doghouse
i love spoiled bratty liv

>>16733609
damn that's a fertile productive woman

>>16733520
He is thanking the support and bein nostalgic he came from the slums

>>16733281
I wouldn't call Penta washed. He seemed rusty, or maybe nervous, but he recovered as the match went on. That said, yes Penta has lost a step. I've been rewatching Lucha Underground and the difference is stark. He went from incredible to merely exciting. Still Penta has more charm because he doesn't work the same way as everyone else on the roster since he's not the typical wrestling school graduate that came up through NXT.

Also, Chad Gable is super underrated and really helped calm Penta through the few botches. I'm not so sure Penta will remain a singles wrestler anyway.

>>16733609
>all daughters
KWAB no wonder HHH signed him

>>16733683
okay that was funny kek

>wwe experiencing a boom
>still have def rebel on contract
grim

>>16733383
2.5 stars from me. But I'm strict.

1 - worth watching
2 - good
3 - great
4 - MOTY contender
5 - MOTD contender

>>16733683
kek

>>16733683
Lmao

>>16733297
>>16733294
Which one of these statements is true?

>>16733610
You have low-t standards faggot.

>>16733683
The wrestlers curse

tiffy jacket?

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>>16733730
Based system