Previous:>>16733580RAW /tv/ thread:>>>/tv/207866330The road to WrestleMania 41 brings WWE to San Jose, California as tonight's episode of Monday Night Raw takes place in front of 12,000 fans inside the SAP Center.>Confirmed Match card and segments for WWE Raw>Finn Balor vs Damian Priest – Street Fight>Chad Gable vs A Mystery Luchador>Sheamus vs Ludwig Kaiser>Lyra Valkyria vs Dakota Kai – WWE Women’s Intercontinental >Championship Tournament Finals>Women’s World Champion Rhea Ripley to appear>World Heavyweight Champion Gunther to appear>‘The Second City Saint’ CM to appearthread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwdMJE0t8JM
ok but why didn't they make last week this good
dimes
>>16734183Cathy makes my penis hard
>whenever Roman is not on screen, other characters should ask, "Where is Roman?"
>drew actually redpilled sethokay now this is based
Cathy Kelly is SO HOT
Rollins has a point
based Seth telling Sammy to stop being a cuck
You guys think Cathy is nice irl?
>>16734213those thangs were bouncin
>Social media engagement for this Monday's Raw is down 78% compared to last week
RING GENERAL
i forgot gunther was champ
Cathy is an ugly bitch. Kek no wonder she has to try to simp for Rhea!
where THE FUCK is dakota kai
HH BROTHERHH
>>16734221redpilled him so hard they have a match
My cock is enormous.
me watching high af
Truth speaker Seth is based ngl
These dominoes commercials are making me hungry
I'm glad Howdy is above this shit
>>16734218GODMAN REIGNS IS THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THE WWE1
>>16734239he lost a lot of aura for me when he put sami over clean at mania
we can ALL agree that vtubers are /pw/core right
>>16734242in my bedroom
I like how Carlito doesn't have to do anything to be dimes
jd mcdonagh rules
>>16734186Had to give it a bunch of pomp.
since when did Cathy get transferred to raw
why are you so wildly unpopular jackie
MEGA POP FOR YOUR RING GENERAL
>>16734247im cooked bro
>>16734226no attractive woman is nice irl
>>16734226no she seems like she would be horrible irljackie might be nice
where are the ads I don't know what new fast food is being released AAAAAAA
Big Dimes Carlito
Tell me about Cathy. Why does she refuse to wear underwear
>You (((people))) in the media are all the sameJesus christ JD
>>16734256we can ALL agree that you are a nigger right
>>16734218Stop exposing the business
>He's WWE's problem now
cathy wearing that tiny dress without any underwears running around the backstage area teasing all the boys
Cathy being a skeptic
>>16734221Seth has been anti-roman this whole time though?
>>16734230Interesting. Especially considering how today's RAW isn't even fucking done yet you goon.
>be American>be in America >watching the biggest American wrestling company broadcast a live show>on an American streaming platform what the fuck is this bullshit, I feel like I'm in a fucking 3rd world country
>>16734226I want her to kick me in the balls til I cum
Did an AEW wrestler just have one of the best debuts in a long time?
Carlito should spit in her face
>JD McDon'tGoogleMyName promothis is indeed a new era
>>16734244they hate the truth
>>16734270
Carlito needs some fucking hearing aids
jackies going thru a table like paul did
Why did you re-sign Buddy….was the money worth it….
>carlito has an appleBro if he spits on jackie
>>16734256All this does is make me miss the fucking tans.
>>16734230uhhhh slop bros?
Castlevania lore has a random black chick for some reason
>>16734283WWE has producers who would never allow this clownery to happen
Carlito Vs Jackie is something I didn't know I needed.
BROTHER
>>16734285*Jackie
cole>you know whats not cool... those goofy clown pants(fades out)
>>16734284>without any underwearsHow do you know?
Look what they did to my boy Richter...
>>16734226A hot woman who hasn't had a boyfriend in 5 years or however long since she fucked finn is a huge red flag. Especially when you are around horny athletes every day
Triple HHH please fire Sami Zayn, he sucks
>Hogan's still on SNME advertisingWonder if they'll still have him show up in person
>This time>Evil doesn't have to win>Castlevaniabuddy I got news for you Drac comes back like cockwork
SATURDAY NIGHT'S MAIN EVENT IS BACK, JACK, AND IT'S COMING TO SAN ANTONIO, BROTHER
>>16734283OC hasn't signed though..
Cathy's grandfather was a holocaust survivor, have some respect guys.
Oh Saturday Night Main Event next week?
i wish theykept obsession for SNME
Is this appropriate attire for an intercontinental champion?
>>16734301
>>16734325they shouldn't have hogan appear but they should have hollywood
Quick question, would you guys still watch 3 hours of this shit every week if you couldn't discuss it with your pals on /pw/?
what are we sippin on tonight, RAWGods? im sippin Hennessy and toking on some Tahoe OG. Cheers!
That ain't San Antonio, there ain't nearly enough big women in that shot.
San Antonio sucks and so does the riverwalk
>>16734289Bro, kicks on the balls don't make you cum
>the wyatt sicks moved to smackdown
Apparently I am the only person in the U.S. who doesn't see ads during this shit. Feels good.
Vandal Savage Kross is based.
based miz
lmao
You bros come to play?
>>16734348big ole women
>paul has no idea what to do with kross
>>16734339No, but this is.
>Apparently the Wyatt Sicks have been moved to SmackdownWhen did that happen?
>>16734351>Netflix doesn't want spooky shit
Based Wyatt's big leagueing those geeks
>Penta said this
>sami zayn and karren krossI couldn't book a more antidimes segment
>wyatt 6 on smackdownWATCH OUT RANDY
Kross is so fucking based I can't believe it
>>16734355Somehow this feels incredibly wrong.
>>16734344pobably not
>>16734353He looks like the Pacman guy
>wyatts randomly moved brandsI dont bolieve anymore
Kross is going to infect Sami with the mind virus! He might actually turn into an interesting character.
>>16734320plenty of evidence
Kross dressers, we are so back.
Look at that shit eating grin lmfao
>>16734363Dacutie....
They killed off the peak of Otis/Gable for the Wyatts and they’re already being moved down to smackdown bruh
DA RULER
MizGods we winning
that's a random match
>>16734340So based
Based Oba
>>16734369wtf i love penta now?!??!
fuck yes miz kino
holy SHIT KENNY OMEGA ON RAW
Wyatt Sicks Bros
THAT'S MY RULER
>>16734242tied up in my basement where i can abuse her tummy (and convert her to a homosexual)
i thought that black guy was jon jones
OBAAAAGOONTAH
>>16734349Cope
Oba "women should be seen and not heard" Femi
>>16734369Based Penta owning the chuds
USA wants the Wyatt Sicks spooky shit FOX didn't want.Also, Sami is everywhere. WTF?
Kross just stirring shit. Love it
>>16734344I doubt it, specially the episodes I can tell will be dimeless
>>16734369he's had a couple posts about how much he loves the gays
nxtrannies... our BBC king is here
based Kross
WTF Kross is actually dimes at promos and segments.
kross has become incredibly based
I like Oba lost his Nigerian accent and he is faking it now. He sounds different than he used too.
>Wyatt 6 on Smackdown>Even Netflix has standardsmy sides
Sami Zyan BTFO
HEIL HITLER
>>16734423Always was
Someone needs to go into the mens locker room and cut all those man buns
>Kross survived the Netflix cut but Wyatts didnt
Oba Femi is the most based wrestler in all of WWE
>>16734411Oba "Beat your children if they don't go to church" Femi
So is RAW still WAR?
Fortnite saw episode 1 and cancelled the contract. Egods what happened?
>>16734377right? I've never watched Penta outside of LU but seeing him presented as a face in this way is so strange. mite b cool though
>>16734423He always was. They just kept booking him stupidly
>>16734422he needs to ditch aop, they're fucking dimeless
Give me an Oba Gunther staredown pls
>>16734423That's about it
>>16734422When is Scarlett getting back in the ring?
>>16734369he is Zero Fear, why would he be afraid of the Gay Community?
>>16734363delicious inkling of underboob. yummers
Miz board fag
Love Miz Hate Sami simple as
>>16734420most Mexicans don't have a problem with gays and trannies. They all wrestle together in AAA and Mexican trannies are throat goats
Sami no titles sneething over gigabased 2-time Grand Slam Champion "The Miz"
>>16734454THE GAY COMMUNITY????
Gunther shooting on HHH
>The Ring General goes by the name Ring General, which is German even though he is AustrianLmao based retard.
gunther vs jey is next
Wrestling watcher from 2001 here, kneel peasants.Listen, this thing you call wrestling these days, is getting objectively worse.>Penta>Did 1 maybe 2 good moves>Spent most of the time fumbling, god awful>Chad whatever is basically just a Kurt Angle knock off, not even a good one>Street fight>Entire match in the ringThis is horrid. You're watching an objectively worse product.
>>16734427And my friends ask me what was that "static" in Kross and Miz discussion, well now I don't need to explain anymore
KEK get that geek Miz>>16734437what's great about him? I've slacked off on watching NXT in the past couple of years
Oba Gunther is gonna be mega dimes when they finally call him up
Goonther time
Gunther is shooting
>>16734437Who?
When is the Codester coming out?
Why didnt he says this last week :(
How does it feel to know that Gunther will lose the title at EC and will be ditched from WM in favor of Punk/Seff/Drew?
Kek based Goontz
Oh come on
Goldberg soon?
YEET
>gooner vs jey (again)pls stop
HHH amateur hour booking by having the same song play in back to back segments. Vince would never make such grievous faux pas
>>16734423Karrion is probably the most anti-dimes guy I genuinely love. Not sure why, but he is incapable of getting over.
>Jey gets the shitty Rumble night title shotLOL
>The only prize worth fighting for, is this secondary belt
they pull hook on Gunther quick
JEETJEETJEET
>>16734369Love Penta, hate fags, don't care.
I like Gunther but he's only as interesting as his opponents and he's had some real shit opponents this yearI don't give a fuck about jey uso or sami zayn or damian priest
will gunther be able to carry jey?
>>16734480Good
How the fuck is this episode so much better than last week?
>>16734468Learned from the best
ozempic + yeeting = wrestling fans getting in shape
>>16734495hes already in the rumble
they really giving the belt to yeet LOL ITS FUCKING OVER
ME
JUST ME UCE YEET
IT'S JUST ME UCE
>Decreased yeeting
https://x.com/WWEBigE/status/1878988883603685573
I LOVE FAGGOTS AND TRANNIES!
Imagine the drone camera flying in a empty aew bingo hall
>Bro no you don't get it bro>he's a punter, which are boring kickers>but he's also a frat dude that wears wifebeaters
yeet
>>16734510>
>cunther talks about good wrestlers>jey comes out
>>16734489Some of us are no-fap
>>16734489All the big names are in the main event (rumble)
>>16734452She was in a couple dark matches. She stink faced Nikki cross and got her ass bitten.
Jey Uso? Really?
>>16734508Yeet!
>>16734510He's over
>>16734369For the record, this is an old post.Translated promo here: https://x.com/i/status/1878986190264934742
Jey's on the SNME poster so I guess he's getting a title shot there
I thought Jey was already confirmed to be in the rumble? He can't win here, right?
So tired of Pat at this point jeez
Lmao he's already gassed. Reminder that the head zoomer in charge is almost 40.
>Jey gassed after his entrance
how the fuck is jey always winded when he makes his entrance??????? he barely does anything. he's in worse shape than punk.
>Shorks
>>16734428same energy
>>16734542Pat is kino
SNME looking pointless as usual
and then the bell rings: the wrestler
Wait there's another Saturday Night Main Event?
jey jobs so much in these sort of title matches that have 2 week builds that I'm getting turbo deja vu lol
>>16734545he is an alcoholic
>Gassed aleady
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!
gassed by a promo time to yeet that pizza fatass
>>16734556Its WWE's version of Battle of the Belts.
>>16734555Kill yourself
>>16734383Like?
>>167345594 a year brother
Jesus Christ, Jey is insufferable as a singles guy.Just get the Usos back together as a tag team, get the Lucha Bros, and reignite the tag division.
Funny how getting drunk and then going to a press conference is the best thing that ever happened to Jey's career.
>>16734563that's the other one
>billion dollar company>flying an Amazon drone for their live broadcasts kek you can't make this shit up
snme only a week before the rumble, guess it makes sense since men's and women's rumble eats up 2 hours
wtf i thought they were done with jeys solo push :/
Jey is really chunky lmao.
>>16734442Saw that wrestling was beneath even a skibidi toilet skin and said NOPE
>WHEN THAT BELL RINGShe said the thing
Penta said he wants no money from bigots, if you buy his merch, you are going against his wishes
>>16734583I fucking wish.
SHOOTIN!
>>16734581Yeah, AEW drone could only point in on direction
>>16734573My dad hates him what’s wrong with Pat? FSU fan btw so I hate espn but idk if pat is a Disney pedo like Kirbstreet
I'm starting to realize the WHC looks better than the WWE title. Shit looks clean on Gunther.
no lies detected
>Jey almost out of breath to even talk from yeeting for 2 minutes
kek Based Guntah working the obese dweebs
Gunther just got a Twitter smark gimmick
>"and then the bell rings" used in a promo
Bodied
>>16734581I wonder what happened, last weeks was better
>>16734581What do you expect? A guy flying in the ironman armor with a camera?
>well the bell ringskek
>>16734583He sells merch and the crowd for some reason loves him.
Jey works more main events than this guy lmao
can gooner smell the brooze on his breath?
A REALLY TALENTED TAG TEAM WRESTLER
Gunther is the last guy who should be saying that
wait hold onthere's another saturday night main event?
>>16734581and yet you're watching
Got a new vape flavor today :^)
>>16734592All that turd said was a bunch of gibberish. Back when wrestling was good we would have WHAT?'d him back to Mexico. Have fun being in the LWO in a month.
hold on, gotta catch my breath
>>16734599that's the big gold energy
did something get thrown at Gunther kek
someone threw something at gunther
Gunther is getting good insults
What did they throw at Gunther?
>>16734627use zyn faggot
kwab
>>16734528https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFR5O23-vUstop kek
Gunther burnt Jey like toast.
kek someone just chucked popcorn at him
CRINGE
Not "I Won't acknowledge you"
is Jey gonna cry?
Why ya cryin' uce
why is he so exhausted?
>go for a piss break during gunther's entrance>come back and jey uso is fake cryingwhat did I miss
>>16734624>>16734576
>Gooner corpsing againJej
>>16734592trannies just can't help but lie can they?
>>16734627a lil strawberry banapple?
jey uso bout to cry
Now say that again without crying Jey.
Jey Uso is a joke holly shit
>gunther/jey feud>they all in their feelings
>>16734640What that the pouches? I’ve cut back using gum
>>16734636Like a little green thing or something
>>16734655Jey said he wanted a title shot and then Gunther laughed at him and said>are you sure bro? I'll fucking kill you againthen Jey cried while Gunther laughed at him again
Who’s Yeeting all over the screen right now?
KWAB
>people yeeting in the nose bleeddon't know why that's funny to me
LMAO I like Jey but this man cannot act. Voice cracking your way through a monologue like you’re balls in the process of droppping doesn’t constitute good emotion.
This is BAD holy shit bring back Penta
SNME is such a filler show kek
This is a good SNME match
>>16734655He's challenging Gunther at Saturday Night Main Event next week
Why ya cryan Jey?
>>16734640moneybags anon over here
>>16734599the WWE title is fucking UGLY how are you only now realizing this? WHC ain't great, they should just straight up bring back the big gold belt, most beautiful belt of all time
KWAB USO
Why is almost every single opponent of Gunther is le sympathetic underdog babyface that tries to overcome the odds against Gunther and prove himself? Chad Gable, Sami Zayn, Damien Priest and now Jey.
>>16734644that's hotbet she was turned on too
>>16734655Gunther called him a useless coconut nigger.
>>16734684 A jey match is never a good match, Goontz is going to carry hard
>>16734679you can yeet anywhere
dacutie pie time
That massive YEET just blew up my new soundbar!! Fuck you BASEDNYY!
why all the hate on that uso guy?he gets the crowd all pumped up
LET'S GO DAKOTA
>>16734655He says "main event" Jey Uso is just a nickname but he is a real main event guy
>>16734660>>16734660>>16734660
lol Closed Circuit Television are we going backwards in technology?
NEXT?>>16734660
>>16734697idk he couldn't carry that shitter the last 2 times
So whos the Usonetty, Jey or Jimmy?
>>16734688it's not even expensive
>>16734701Smarks have a weird hate boner for the people who get over before they give the seal of approval. If Jey were in AEW and Yeet was an AEW chant that was just as over, they would be spamming the board about how hot AEW is and how WWE can't make stars.
>>16734714You rich HOMO!
>>16734713I sometimes forget that Jimmy even exists. He has accomplished nothing in his solo run.
>>16734592>AEW cultist already begging people not to buy his merchThis is getting so sad
>>16734758he never had a chance to develop anything in a solo run when he spent 90% of the year injured, it massivly benefited Jey though
>>16734758He got injured like 3 times. He hasn't done since his awful match at WM.
