Why do people say this is a good promo?Bryan is like "You wrestle like a boring faggot" so Miz then starts shouting like a hysterical woman agreeing that he can't actually wrestle. Like what?It's not even something new because The Miz has cut around a hundred promos about how underrated he is and how he's the hardest worker in the company. I don't get it.
>>16739522People say it's good because Miz speaks the truth and others Bryan. That's why Bryan walks away like a bitch.
>>16739522>This headcanonMiz rightly pointed out that he was still wrestling while Bryan was forced into early retirement (despite being younger and having way less matches than Miz) because he didn't sawdust himself and others for hot dogs and handshakes. And Bryan ran away because he was about to cry on the air.
It's just people who hate Daniel Bryan and like The Miz using this to justify and confirm their own biasBut the reality is that they're Miz fans, so they've already lost
>>16739594no one has ever paid money to watch a miz match
The indie-rific cancer was spreading in the ring and in the crowd. Bryan made a passive little swipe about "muh superior wrestling ability" and tried to immediately talk about something else (like a woman) and The Miz called him out and he ran away like the coward shitter he is.
>>16739594Even if you just compare their WWE careers Bryan was ten times more successful so this doesn't really make any sense, lol. He was more than likely being paid more than him and then he got a money mark to pay him even more money
It's kind of the tent-pole promo for anti-smarks that they've based their entire belief system and personalities around.The irony is that Bryan is a way bigger draw than The Miz because people actually bought tickets to see him on top, whereas no one has ever bought a WWE ticket to see the Miz in his entire life. So, their philosophy is flawed from conception.
>>16739612>WM27 - 1.06M buys>WM30 - 636k buysNo milly for "American Drag Queen" Cryin MyWifesSon?
>>16739633Yeah I remember all of those Miz chants and all of the Miz merch from that WM27 match, crowd was crazy for him!
>>16739643turbo cope
It's even funnier because Bryan did go to "bingo halls" where he is now earning more than he was in WWE, came out of retirement and still makes mizettyfags seethe
>>16739643How'd All In 2024 do? Big sell out or nah?
>>16739655You just know it bothers Mizetty than Daniel Bryan has made 10 times as much money than him
>Taller, buffer, better looking>Hot wife who doesn't bang her stepdad>Doesn't need the crowd to cry him into the main event>1M+ WrestleMania buys>Still active and neck intact>Doesn't need a beard to hide his face>Doesn't cry and run away from verbal confrontationBryan buttboys malding as usual
>>16739661Miz lives in a mansion with Maryse. I don't think it bothers him all that much.
>>16739667>no sons>had a vasectomy>no one ever bought a ticket to see him wrestlethat's a KWAB my dear
>>16739522Because it's a decent actor delivering emotions that feel realThat's all there is to promos in general
>>16739673Nah you are
>>16739678So I guess it's another case of "a guy is shouting so the promo is good" even though the contents of the promo are literally every promo he's cut since 2016
>>16739673KWAB indeedImagine having Maryse as a wife and not putting a child in hereKWABOTY even
>>16739682...yea? Always has been, anon.
>>16739643>remember the miz chantsYes I do, I was starting them
>>16739681>being a literal mizfag in current yearthat's a KWAB, sona big ol' KWAB
>>16739661The Miz Net Worth>$14 MillionDaniel Bryan Net Worth>$12 Millionhttps://www.celebritynetworth.com/list/top-50-wrestlers/Health > WealthBut The Miz wins at both anyway.
>>16739683He's got two kids
>>16739695Nah that's you
>>16739700>networth from celebritynetworth dot com
>>16739702Turn your monitor off
>>16739522D-Bry board, bitch
>>16739711Nah you should
>>16739683They already have two daughters.And unlike Bryan his kids are actually his and not Johnny Ace's.
>>16739716Nah that's you
>>16739522It was a worked shoot where Bryan started actually seething and couldn't handle it, it was basically a KO in promo terms and you rarely see those
>>16739720Nah it's you actually
>>16739522He was agreeing with it but rubbed in Bryan's face that he isn't a sawdusted retarded who shorted his career because he works safer
>>16739705>Attacking sources>While claiming Bingo Hall Bryan made more than multi decade WWE global superstar The Miz without a single source
>>16739729Nah still you though
>>16739522Turn on your monitor. The Miz called out Cryan for being an indie shitter who can't stay healthy like he does, working a safe style that allows him to wrestle each and every single night.When Cryan was faced with the undeniable truth he walked out off the set sobbing like the massive bitch he is knowing that the Miz was right all along.
>>16739744I'm afraid it's, in fact, you.
>>16739754Still youtake a shower, ya pinhead
>>16739758Your monitor = offMy monitor = onGet a clue
>>16739735>WWE global superstar The Miz
>>16739522no you're right. i never thought it was good and i don't get it either
>>16739522He's a heelIt's a heel promo and fits his characterWhat else do you want?
>>16739719>two DAUGHTERSOH NO NO NO NOSONLESS BROS....
>>16739856Just like BryanExcept "his" are actually Johnny's kek
>>16739673This is where Miz marks realize he's just the millennial version of Triple H>is his wife's bitch>rode the Rock's coattails to survive>never drew a dime
