>Ayo my finna ding dong diddly holeola!
kek
>>16746222She did say this.
>>16746222Kek
Beautiful white woman.
>>16746222I look like this and say this
>>16746222This was never funny
>>16746222She didn't even go broadway with Jax Slayher.
>>16746222My Hole!>Hoo>skrrt
Nia Jax stepped up to the microphone, a mischievous grin spreading across her face."You know, folks," she began, her voice dripping with sass, "I've been feeling a little...off lately. And I'm not just talking about my finishing moves."The crowd chuckled, sensing where this was going."No, I'm talking about a certain...soreness. A certain...tenderness. In a very specific area."The crowd started to get restless, intrigued by Nia's teasing."And I'm not ashamed to admit it," Nia continued, a sly smile spreading across her face. "The reason my butthole hurts is because of wild anal sex with Big Sexy Kevin Nash!"The crowd erupted into a mix of gasps, cheers, and laughter. Kevin Nash, sitting in the front row, looked like he'd just been punched in the gut. His face turned bright red as he tried to play it cool, but it was clear he was mortified.Nia, on the other hand, was loving every minute of it. She struck a pose, soaking up the attention and adoration of the crowd."I mean, let's be real," she said, winking at Kevin. "When you're getting it from Big Sexy, you're gonna feel it for days."The crowd went wild, chanting "Big Sexy! Big Sexy!" as Kevin Nash slunk down in his seat, trying to escape the embarrassment. Nia, meanwhile, was basking in the glory of her outrageous revelation.
>>16746222This was always funny.
>>16747041>"When you're getting it from Big Sexy, you're gonna feel it for days."
