Cenabros.... our response????
Why not just use those powder/fibre things??
>>16747602why not take a trip to turkey?
>>16747596He clearly likes having hair. It clearly makes him more marketable. I legit don't understand why he doesn't get a hair transplant, get a wig, or whatever
>>16747609Yeah it's like, he says it doesn't bother him, but if it didn't bother him then he'd just buzz his head instead of doing this embarrassing combover
>>16747603This. He's John fucking Cena. God knows he could afford it. And I don't want to hear anything about too much pride to do cosmetic shit because the man's been physically altering his body with steroids for decades
It's like the reverse of how he used to cut his hair.
>>16747603>>16747609He did have a hair transplant which is why his "hair" has this disgusting silk texture to it, it was just a very cheap one
>>16747613it costs like 2000 bucks. i can afford it and i work min wage jobs. this nigga lazy and bald.
>>16747609>>16747611That's the thing. You can't be like "oh I'm going bald, I'm not perfect it's a fact of life haha" then wear your hair in a pseudo combover, constantly pushing it back whenever you're given the opportunity etc. Either do something about it or shave it, jfc John
>>16747618That's literally just grown out, maybe a bit of reinforcement on the hairline
>>16747611Eh both could be true. He might not actually care but he keeps his hair like that for any acting purposes that might need him to have it. Look at Edge. He cut his for that role he's had in that one show and has pretty much had to keep it that way since
>>16747596send him some rogaine
>>16747596Bro just fly to turkey for a week. Cena is so weird
>>16747691
>>16747596Response to what? He's like 50 and doesn't care, he gets his hair repaired for any role he plays as well, and the moment he gets that shit treated there's gonna be tons of retarded faggots such as yourself losing it over it
He definitely had a transplant years ago and it's turned out not very good. He should just buzzcut it for his farewell tour. Unless buzzcuting it would end up looking JUST. Which is probably why h s avoiding it
Bald neonazi gimmick Cena would be over with me ngl
>>16747611>doesn't bother himWatch any of his recent matches. He spends more time brushing his hair back trying to cover up the balding than he does wrestling.
Pretty sure I've heard "You need hair plugs being chanted a couple times."
>>16747596I have the same bald spot...
>>16747875>He definitely had a transplant years ago and it's turned out not very good. That's how it turns out for the majority of people. The idea that you fly to Turkey and a year later all your hair is back is insanely fucking stupid because very few people get that result. I'm sure the surgeries in Turkey are very happy to let people continue to think that though.
>>16747894Yeah because you're currently running with that gimmick in RL, KWAB
>>16747910But enough about the chants you hear upon entering your local McDonalds
>>16748190kek
>>16747691Those end up looking like absolute shit. I was a barber and I've seen all kinds of hair implants on all kinds of men, done by all kinds of doctors.The only ones that looked good were the ones done by the most expensive white doctors, AND even those weren't 100%, 100% of the time, but they were always leagues above the atrocities people got in Turkey.
>>16747618why would someone worth millions 'cheap out', especially for his hair?
>>16748174I'd like to know who did Musks hair. That is the best looking job I've seen.
>>16748208Most celebrities are getting constant touchups done. It's the same with anyone who gets their teeth replaced, they have to constantly get them touched up.
>>16747596Should have hopped on Min and maybe also Fin.
>>16747596Fine bald spot
>>16747618That's just because a stylist puts product in it, blow dries it and combs it that way. He hasn't had a hair transplant.
>>16747596cena could afford to fly right to bulgaria to see dr zarev, skip the line and get the finest transplant in the worldi guess he doesn't want to for some reason. it's not because it doesn't bother him, he's clearly insecure about it (which is ok, anyone would be).he would only need to get his crown done, his hairline is great still.
>>16747596Modern "men" caring about hair is so weird.Like if I were to start balding I'd just shave it off instead of mutilating myself in Turkey or taking tranny meds.
>>16747619>Cena>Lazy
>>16748369NPC tier response - when it actually happens to you, you will not feel this way
>>16748369Why don't you shave your hair off right now even if you don't have to? Or are you a "man" who cares about his hair? It's a lot easier to say than really face the fact that you will have almost as bad impact on your looks than becoming obese would have. You can post pics of Jason Statham but most men don't look like that and many men who look good as bald would look even better with hair.
>>16747603That fucking shit is the biggest scam you can possibly waste your money on. It falls out again within a year in 90% of cases. Finasteride + Minoxidil treatment works much better.
>>16747596BRRRRRRRR SHAVE IT OFF!YOUR HAIR IS THERE, BUT MINE IS GONE (Gone, gone)YOU CAN'T SEE IT, MY HAIR IS GONE (gone, gone)IT'S A BALD SPOT, AND IT'S SHINING NOW (now, now)YOU CAN SEE IT, IT'S SHINING NOW (now, now)In case you forgot, or missed the spot, I’m still slick, no stray locksMy hairline stacked back, no spray can stop the fade’s dropThe bald king’s doing big business, I own thisIt’s automatic I shave it, so you hear that razor hissA smooth dome and I stay on top, I’m rocking‘Cause I’m blitzin’ all you curls with a sheen that’s shockingAin’t no way you greasin’ me, kid, I’m smooth as steelPlus I keep it on wax like I’m part of the dealI’m glistening, the crown that keeps on winnin’Got the whole block staring at the glare I’m givin’But, they’re wishin’ for waves they can’t saveCatch your boy holding tight to the smooth shaveI got my chrome polished, I brush the scalp like ColgateIn any weather, it’s never better, your boy is so sleekYou’ll never see me with a comb or techniqueAnd if they laugh, let ‘em laugh, I keep their wigs on the runLay your brush down, it’s the bald head that won!
It takes 6 months to a year for your hair to look normal after surgery which is ok for your average normie but not for someone in the public space. Yes initially it will look even worse than he is nowShould have did what MJF did and take almost a year off
>>16748573based
>>16748573Lol
>>16748197>a male hairdresser are you gay anon?
balding anons seething hard
>>16748369you will definitely care anon every single man does or your hair will go grey early and you'll care, you think you won't but you will
>>16749947He said he was a barber and not a hairdresser, so he's probably black or brown, but not gay
>>16747618>disgusting silk texture That's just what happens when you get old. It thins out. Look at Sting.
>>16748369Save your breath, anon. You're talking to a bunch of virgins without dignity who would do anything (aside from eating well, exercising, and socializing) to get pussy.
>>16748369Either this or Chad embrace, nobody gives a fuck. Especially at Cena’s age.
>>16749981barber is just a cope term for male hairdressers
he should tattoo a hand doing this pose with his hair color and a hairy texture over the bald spot
>>16748369Men have always been made fun for being bald, even Caesar.
>>16748369>if I were to start balding I'd just shave it offLol okay. See in you the finasteride threads in a few years, zoomie.
>>16749947>>16749981I was a gay faggot hairdresser, and I became one because I took a long time off of real work, so when life forced me back into working I went into barbering because I already used to go to the shop to hangout, drink and smoke weed with the boys. I've gotten my shit together though since then, because fuck being a barber.
>>16750415glad to hear it gay anon, godspeed
>>16748399Not that anon but it did happen to me and as soon as I noticed I shaved my head immediately and never looked back. It's based. Helps that I've got a good shaped head but I couldn't imagine giving two shits about what anyone else thought about it to the point it'd make me insecure enough to tell other people on the internet how to feel
>>16748208Have you seen machine gun kelly's transplant? That's gotta be the GOAT hair transplant. Mf would be looking like doink the clown by now if it wasn't for that career saving hair transplant.
>>16747596Them italian genes at work. >>16748424>Finasteride + Minoxidil >lose your dick>die from a cardiac arrest>get cancer>has to take pills forever or the probloem worsensNot worth the risk. Cena can afford the absolute best hair transplant america can offer (meaning the best in the world) if he doesn't want to take the risk of getting a sketchy transplant in Tijuana or Turkey.
>>16747596The transplant would be a waste of time and money for Cena. He is old and still roids like a motherfucker. That hair would fall out again in a year.Like some another anon said if he needs hair for roles or appearances he can get a hair system.
He might as well embrace it and go full baldEveryone knows you can't be a GOAT in wrestling or basketball without going bald. It comes with the territory
>>16750736You still have to take at least Finasteride after a hairtransplant ya mark.
>>16750058>nobody gives a fuck>every discussion on internet it's brought up>crowds chant about itIf there's one thing everyone notices it's balding. And if you are balding you have to hear about it constantly.
>>16750773And that's exactly why you shave your head. Do the one thing that actually takes control of the situation. A shaved head will always look better than hair that's balding
>>16747596KWAB
Completely bald and a beard is tragic. At least leave a little on top. Like do a 3 or 4 or something.
>>16750759Sad but true.
Can this nigga not afford tickets to Turkey?
>>16750897>A shaved head will always look better than hair that's baldingnot so fast
>>16752490this is what I did when I hit 35, I buzz it on a 1 now. You can tell I've norwooded, but I unironically think it looks more masculine than completely cueball bald
Why not just go to Turkey? He has the money and plenty of time off.
>>16747618those before after pics are always bullshit clickbaits
John R. Cena
>>16748197Turks are white
>>16752776Good move anon. I bet it looks great. Completely bald and a beard gives off 'low test' vibes. It looks OK on some people, but you have to look pretty masculine to pull it off.
>>16747603My hair has been thinning a little for the last 2 years, been using Fin & Minoxidil for 6 months, it's stopped the falling out, but it's still just as thin, hasn't receded much but it's noticeable under heavy lightingIf it stays this way by Next January I'm shoot booking a Flight to Turkey, tired of this shit & any Turkey job I see like 70% of them look great
>>16754825thanks frend
>>16754713>t. Abdullah from Istanbul
John Cena is an awakened being after a lifetime of being around dying kids. Many bald or balding themselves.Time will tell whether he is enlightened, something I doubt if he’s Hollywood, but he is certainly awakened.He’s not gonna give a shit about balding, he’s literally above it.
>>16747596>MFW all my family have strong hair and my dad bitches about having to buzzcut his hair every month because it still grows like fuck
I just hope he gets a tan for his last run. He was so pale in his last few matches.
>>16754713Yeah, of course they are bud, how could I have gotten that wrong
>>16747596That's not too bad.
>>16748573lol based
>>16748573KEK
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