Perfect heel manager.
>>16749574>curtain jerking jobber
>>16749574Big fan as LTs manager in 95. He could then manage benoit since Patton and Chris both killed their wives.
>>16749574Perfect Face of the Company
can i post real people?
>>16750032He should be a wrestler and be logans Paul foil
>>16749574>Natural faces>Shoot 6'1 and 6'2A list that will actually draw dimes because it's not coming from a tryhard midget.
>>16750074Good luck
>>16749574a heel general manager who could actually BTFO of anybody on the roster
I will now watch women's wrestling
>>16750074Don't forget that Ethan Suplee is Vader son >>16750113That's just cornette if he was Maga
Most dimes tagteam of all time
>>16750361Too bad Cory was the jannetty to his best friend, his wife, his older brother, and even his real life older brother.
The Von Erichs except they're not junkie suicidal hicks.
A real hard worker in his industry
>>16750032All that charisma, height and promo talent wasted on raging at videogames and gay BBC stories
>Tell me Kairi, do the lambs still scream
>>16750411that guy is already a wrestler
Team Knuckles
>had a look that wouldn't be out of place during mid 00s TNA>shined in every promotion she worked at>GOAT tier promo skills, infamous for cutting promos in the middle of matches>deceptively athletic despite being a hoss, capable of pulling off iconic moves>top-notch ring psychology - sold bumps like death, and somehow put over every opponent while simultaneously going into business for herself>paid tribute to dustin rhodes by being in several king of the road matches>paid tribute to the great muta by using the mist attack during a lumberjack match
the essex boys would be a goat stable. pat as the big hoss, terry as the promo guy & craig as the comedy midcarder
Based comedy jobbers.
>>16751064>turns into a retard in the last season
Based Murder Grandpa
Unstoppable force of nature, agent of chaos who can only be beaten by wrestlers who are truly pure of heart
>>16749574Uber Dimes Gay Rapist Gimmick
>>16751409Based. GIMME SUM TITS
>Mmm, you know, Renee, this is... this is serious. That damn Hangman, he keeps- he keeps threatenin' the citizens of Cwcville with what, such as- like he did with Swerve's house! And that is, let me tell you, that is not acceptable! That's why, on the Collision of next Friday, me and Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo are going- Sorry it's on Saturday. Anyhoo, we are going to KICK HIS ASS! AND DELIVER A DAMN BEATING!
>>16750074Hey Earl
>>16752304Hey, Crabman.>>16750778I'm pretty sure she'd get over anywhere.
>>16750113I wish they would actually do this with a manager. Fuck the chicken shit manager.
>>16751571>no curse ya ha me ha at the endYou had one job.
Derek Vinyard could have made a based International Champion
>>16750032Unironically LTG missed his callingHis ability to come up with rape stories on the fly is unparalleled
>>16750032He’s a proven wrestling fan too, he said new day were fruity & was honored to meet Kenny omega
not a movie guy bu this guy right here is basically a wrestling character anyway
>>16755387>What's the finish brother?>I'm going to take an actual gun and shoot you>Okay brother, I'll kick out at one and hit you with my finish
>>16755389>he said new day were fruity & was honored to meet Kenny omegaHe only gets uppity when blacks act gay or is he a fake Kenny fan?
>>16750482UP IN DA CLUB
>>16749574Dimes heel
>>16756517>gets buried by Cena mentionning his mom>he can't mention China
The matches him and Taker could have had
>>16756782He hates blacks
>>16750384Sometimes you want the main character to be a Janetty though. Look at Seinfeld, Jerry was definitely the Janetty to George and Big Dimes Kramer and even Elaine, but that's part of why the show was wildly successful. Average people tend to be pretty middle of the road so they most enjoy the shenanigans of a Michaels when seen through the eyes of the Janetty friend with whom they can better relate.
>>16749574He would've been perfect in ECW.
ultimate gay biker stable
>>16758366He was a wrestler in multiple promotions across the world, Freddy and Leatherface too
>>16758366for me its when tommy jarvis gave some fool an FU through a table. cant remember which movie though
>>16752406The closest we'll get is if Aldis wrestles again.
starla too
>>16750113He was to jacked to be a manager thoughI mean... nano machines son.
>>16750480>So you started off in Stardom Kairi >but you had bigger dreams, didnt you>You weren't satisfied being a pirate princess in a small pond >no you dreamed bigger >a dream that would take you all the way to the W..W..E>Tell me Kairi what do you think of Vince McMahon? Do You think he wants to fuck you or shit on your head?
>>16759058V. Tommy kicked the shit out of a couple dorks in that movie.
This is Literally Shawn Michaels now
>>16751571This cunt fucked her mum
>>16750032He would be perfect for AEW. He's already been topped my two trannies, kek.
>>16760540Your two trannies? Who are they?
>>16750032There's a thin line between LTG and the typical fan favorite character in an animated sitcom anyway.
>>16760484That's a man brother.
>>16760484He’s just like Vince
>shithead who gets BTFO by the most over babyface on the roster>has to put his nose to the grindstone to earn back respect>keeps his shitty attitude the whole time>>16750778God she is ugly
>>16750778>ruins her legacy with a mediocre anal scene when the hype was bigger than anything else, could've been the biggest money match of all time, never outdrawn, depleting the world's dime supply
>>16761737By*. He was fucked by Viscant and Gllty
>>16759226hahahaHA
>>16750074Only if they worked their real life weirdo Scientology freak gimmicks. Running around the fed calling people Squirrels and suppressive Un-persons.
>>16750113That's JIM CORNETTE!
Without question.
