The God of Professional Wrestling, The Best Bout Machine, The Cleaner... KENNY OMEGA returns to the ring TONIGHT for the first time since May of 2023!AEW Dynamite MAXIMUM CARNAGE live TONIGHT! from the Brady Music Center in Cincinnati, Ohio!8/7pm CT on TBS & Streaming on MAX!>Jon Moxley (c) vs. Powerhouse Hobbs for the AEW World Championship>"The Machine" Brian Cage vs. "The Best Bout Machine" Kenny Omega>Women’s Casino Gauntlet Match (Winner gets Women’s World Title shot at Grand Slam Australia)>Christian Cage vs. Hook>Private Party and Mark Briscoe vs. the Hurt Syndicate>We’ll hear from Ricochet
JEY USO FUCKED JAIDA PARKERJEY USO FUCKED JAIDA PARKERJEY USO FUCKED JAIDA PARKERJEY USO FUCKED JAIDA PARKER
>>16753525So he porked her? hehehehehehe
Why hasn't MVP been wrestling for the last 2 years though?
Cow tipping with Mark Briscoe
>mvp wrestlingI thought he shoot had a heart condition where his heartrate was abnormally high. is he going to be okay?
>>16753512E-drone false flag thread, they will delete it
MVP taking out his aggressions on Briscoe's old tweets
marks been one of the few people keeping me interested in aew
Lashley's crew is already firmly in the mid-card LOLAEW
my nigga Mark gotta eat another pin, feels bad man
Cant wait for Bobbo and Shello to save the tag division
Missed the opening, did they make a big deal about Taz back to announcing?
why is bobbo so over?
The other guy wasn't fast enough making a new thread so now we're stuck in this edrone false flag thread where they hide the number and the name of the showFUCK
>MVP still wearing that weird ass gearI always thought that was a Vince thing
>>16753549He's doing it for his son, Lio Rush, and to help pay for his upcoming tenth retirement
>>16753547Theys said that's Taz right there!
>doing double tapings Just like 2001 WCW
where do i see these Jaida leaks everyone keeps referencing
>>16753542they debuted in the midcard
the 'mald' sign in the audience is a nice touch
>>16753525YEET
>>16753566kek fucking based nana
>adult swim
>>16753565See Swerve is a mid-carder? LOL
Sloodown cancel
>>16753564Fedfags love bitching & gossiping idkI zone out of their inane babbling
>Jaida fucked Jeyoh c'mon>CM Punk and Jey double teamed Jackie Redmond...I mean that I believe.
>>16753525WHO?!?!
>sub bowlIsnt that a salad?
>>16753566Me when I win the spelling bee
>PITCHER>IN>PITCHERfuck I missed it
i will never watch joshis
You're laughing.They hurt people and you're laughing..
>>16753593Yeah I don't know why they just can't call it a fucking salad
>>16753605I'm laughing about those hurt ratings
didn't know i was getting an mvp vs mark briscoe match
hurt business are terrible heels
>>16753618What makes you think they're heels?
Imagine if PP never got hired
>>16753628they aren't faces
Private Party are somehow less over now that they have the straps
>>16753631They were suppose to be like the new Young Bucks but then Top Flight came and were young Private Party
>>16753628they hurt people
>>16753636Thats not true because you cant be negative over
>>16753636this went from being the tag team fed to the tag division being the kiss of death
>>16753618>T.hurt person
clean suplex
>Beat the fuck out of dimeless indie shitters cleanBASED BASED BASED
>>16753636For me, they only got over because of SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS and the funny rope entrance.
>Mark didn't eat the pin
>tag champs being pinnedTony didnt do nothing with PP after they beat the bucks but get pinned on TV
How did Paul fumble these guys?
Private Party should just hand them the belts and say "We out, yall!"
Mark is gonna feel that suplex tomorrow
They really putting Cope over my nigga PAC huh
>Edge vs Moxley is gonna main event Australia Grand Slam instead of Jay WhiteTony Khan fucks dogs
>>16753664As it should be. Need the pivot the belts to the Outrunners ASAP
How long does cope's contract last?
Do you think Pac builds a snowman in his wrestling trunks?
>>16753534are you going to be okay with that diabetes type 2?
1. God2. Family3. Wrestling
>>16753677did Edge vs Neville ever occurred in wwe?
>>16753689Pac goes shopping for suits in his gear
>>16753678>A legend vs the champ is going to main event over some gay mid-card jobber Yes, retard
>enroll for healthcare by jan 15>it's jan 15buddy that's a terrible ad purchase
>>16753678Revolution
>>16753695based outlook
>>16753650aren't all these right wing grifters telling people to go work at mcdonalds?
The Shart Syndicate
>>16753696Nah, Edge was already long retired by the time Neville debuted on NXT and was long gone by the time Edge came out of retirement
>>16753707That'll be Jeff Jarrett
I AM ON FROG FUEL BRO COME AT ME
>Frog fuel
>Kenny's >< knees
>>16753702I know boomers are slow, but fucking hell ad companies really do not give a shit about tv anymore lmao
>>16753712>me when I have popeyes despite knowing it gives me the drizzling shits
>>16753713it is kinda crazy that all details about how Neville left wwe are little to none, just one day nigga left and that was that
lol edge is the most non over main eventer of the decade
>>16753712The Hurl Syndicate
BREE WOO
>>16753723For a moment I thought this was Leila Grey
>swerve vs rico in Atlanta GAa bit esoteric no?
>Booking a match 3 weeks in advanceI mean it makes sense...but why?
kinda wild that we're having regular jeff jarrett segments in 2025
>>16753711YesThey think telling young people to be content working for a shitty wage whilst Indians replace you in futureproof jobs is an actual winning strategy for the midterms
MY WORLD
>>16753728He says when Ambrose came out to complete silence last week
>>16753727the most we know is that Neville wanted out of 205 and back on the main roster but got denied
thank you mjf i cant listen to another double j promo
>top of the hour mjf again
>>16753739know your audience, would probably book that match too in atl
Cool, a JJ segme->Farty trombone entrance
>>16753749Slap nuts
>jeff jarret taking up tv time in the year of our lord 2025
>>16753736Leila Greycock more like
Oh boy another jew boy promo
anti-draw shitter
Oh boy it's an MJF yelling promo segment
>CUT MY MUSIC>JOE BURROW SUCKS>BENGALS, SUCK
>>16753757>It's his world Jerry, HIS WORLD!
welp, see you in 10 minutes, not watching the j*w
>>16753678>cope wins the title>Christian is gonna cash in his mitb thing and take the title>edge vs Christian main event at RevolutionYou know that's exactly what the autistic mark is gonna do. It's stipulated in his contract that he gets a world title run so here it comes. Enjoy
How did MJF fall off so hard
MJF IS SHOOTING
this sounds so scripted
>>16753774Why did 4chan censor you?
>NOTHING HAPPENED TO THE USS LIBERTY, IT SANK BY ITSELF!!!!jesus max, no one was even asking about that why'd blurt that out
MJF always does smarkbait callouts that bury himself and everyone around him
MJF KNOWS ABOUT JJ'S SHADY GOLD DEALINGS...INSIDER KNOWLEDGE
>>16753776When MJF goes to WWE this board is going to have a meltdown because he is going to get a massive pop
It sounds so quiet in there
>>16753776It turns out that being a whiny little Jew is too common of a gimmick nowadays for anyone to care to see MJF on their television screen
crowd do not give one single shit
MJF has been way too try hard lately
>IM SPEAKING, GOYS!
>>16753801>Wrestles twice a yearThat's not gonna work for Aitch, brother.
mjf tries too hard.
>>16753723
>>16753806The irony of this post
MJF branching out into his tribe's chosen profession, porn producer
based JJ no selling this JABRONIE
what happened to mjf going to wwe?
MJFbros are we back?
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
based jew
MJF talking shit about fucking someone's wife really falls flat, just like his engagement did.
jeff jarrent is so shit at promos
>>16753833Dub J no selling a verbal assualt is actually pretty based
Let’s go DOUBLE J
slap nuts
>>16753833
>Family historyOH FUCK IT'S TIME TO HEAR ABOUT ISRAEL
>>16753826They didn't want his shrimp ass and Tony went full money mark because he couldn't have another big name leaving
JJ struggling
wewlad.jpgnot exactly a dusty promo there, double j.
JARRETT IS TREADING WATER
based JJ
>KNOWING WHERE YOU COME FROM
>being reared by those two
>ambulance chasingJust call him a jew
this promo fucking sucks
Remember that time Beetlejuice punched Jeff in the penis
BASED JJ
GRIM segment what the fuck was Tony thinking get this shit off my tv and send somebody out to do some flips.
>heel getting face chants
this is dogshit lol i hate you jeff jarrett fags so much
this is getting antisemetic
Is what Jarrett say true?
no he's drowning in his own spray tan
ALICIA ATOUT RIP CANADIAN CALL GIRL
Lol wtf. low key kino
YOU'RE CHAIR
This is why you never make fun of an alcoholic Jeff Jarrett because he's still Jeff Jarrett and brother he's got gold to sell you
promo would be fine if it was shorter
Based we hate whores in AEW
Mjf needs to step in and help Jarrett out, promos going long
>Your mother is nothing more than a canadianJesus Christ, JJ, calm down
wtf is even happening
good lines, weak crowd
this is both funny and captivating
>>16753833if JJ dropped this on MJF he wouldve buried him badly
What happened to that giant Indian Jeff kept as a pet?
>>16753874Not just punched him. He shoved his fist and wouldn't stop
>this promo
That's 2 shits that went uncensored
this crowd sucks
>>16753904...OH FUCK WE LEFT HIM AT HOME ALONE
82k CONFIRMED
KEK
this pseudo-ecw shit is cringe incarnate.
kek cm punk diss
>>16753904Still dancing on the Briscoe farm
wrap this shit up
This did not need to go on for this long
>record ratings
Its still going..
MJF main evented a ppv that was sold out before the main event was announced and his segments see viewers leaving faster than his hairline before those plugs.
JJ THROW SOME GOLD COINS DOWN AND SAY PICK EM UP
>tanning spray dripping down his face
so is Mox retiring JJ or is it gonna be MJF
MJF'S SPRAY TAN IS RUNNING
>>16753926This is great dumbass
This a fucking Raw talking segment that will not end
Owen bros
With my baby tonight bros...
I know Max likes Jeff but I think they could come up with a better angle than this
THIS DUDE is supposed to be the face of AEW?
MJF is leaking
MJF has lost all of his aura. This dude sucks and clearly has always sucked. He sucks as a face and sucks as a heel.
mjf fucking sucks. He really thinks he's cm punk 2.0
Damn for as much as Jarret buried him MJF is really coming back great. He did get a shit deal just like Hangman all for skinnyfat so he could walk back to lick Hunters ballsack and wrestler 3 days a year
>>16753933would b based
OWEN HART BROS WTF
>>16753933>coins instead of a solid gold bar
>shove it down our throatsWoah don’t make me horny
>people bitching about this>not realizing their saving you from a +20 minute multi-woman match
Guys, what if Owen shows up?
kek
Imagine milking Owen Hart's death
I GUESS OLD OWEN SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN THE VAXXX, HUH JEFF?
Did he get Martha Hart's permission for that???
THAT'S OWEN'S MUSIC
lol MJF's girlfriend is a slut
this feels so forced. No flow at all
>>16753966>if
>>16753954>>16753955Mjfsucksmind
based MJF catching a cheap feel
>>16753962DON'T DO IT WE HAVE TOO MANY GOLD BARS (that for legal reasons are theoretical and not actual and we cannot prove they are real and do not need to prove their existence)
>>16753965MJF really is a hero, he knows womens wrestling is garbage and worth maybe the 10 minutes of ass and nothing more.
JJ's gonna abseil into the PPV, kino
All Elderly Wrestling
>WAIT WAIIIkek
Is that hair dye or self-tanner?
OKADA VS ISHIILETS GOOOOOOOOO
Did MJF just grope Karen, push her down and then leave?
>>16753965These fags bitch about anything, like a woman who likes to hear herself talk
Ishiiiieeeeeee
How is attacking that cheating skank Karen considered a heel move?
OKADA VS ISHII??????????????
welp... that was terrible
Peeps report
is njpw too busy to book ishii again
>>16753997Go fuck yourself drone
BASED I choppa you you choppa me match coming up
AEW will have been a success if only for the fact that they gave Ishii a fuck load of money and put him on TV while he rides his career out
>>16753988it was supposed to be MJF using her as a shield but the security already had JJ so he grabbed her for no reason lmao
MAMA WAYNE
>>16753991basado
This better be a squash
>>16753991LOLAEW
based christian
>>16753990Wrestling has got me to watch tv like this now
Ishii AEW losing streak continues, for all eternity
>REMEMBER NJPW A DECADE AGOyawn
GIANT WOMAN
BOOBATWO BIG ONES
CHOPPAHOPPA
jesus that video package was terrible
>>16754012So you don't watch wrestling
Christian Cage has a hot milf following around, how does he do it?
Mother Wayne is the only female in pro wrestling I want to see general threads about
>>16754007She looks like she F U C K S
this venue is cool
Has Nick Wayne had more or less tv time than his mom since he got to AEW?
>>16754028The pure plank brother
>>16754026So you watch anything
>>16754030Christian is fucking her, right?
>>16754030
HES HOOKING UP
>>16753932Max's looks greatMines been slowly thinning for a couple of years nowAnd seeing that makes me want to book a flight to Turkey
>>16754040Nick is
>>16754040Yeah, but only to be a true father to his son Nick
>>16754038Bro you're talking shit about ishii vs okada your opinion is invalidated
End this heatless feud already
>>16754052How's the catering back there Max?
bases
Someone get a screen grab of mama Wayne squaring up to Nick
this was a dogshit show lads... i'm out
Wait, why did the baby face cheap shot the heel with the suplex?
hook is such a waste of christian
>>16754067Taz fuming
>>16754056Why should I care about some indie jap garbage that I didn't watch the first time ten years ago?
>>16754075Sure
>>16753938>>16753938>>16753938>>16753938>>16753938NEEEEEEEEEEW
>>16754075Smackdown git cancel
>>16754077This entire feud has been
i think based Christian is washed bros...
>>16754074I mean hook
>>16754077Keeps Christian busy and on screen until he can finally cash in and keeps Taz happy to have his kid getting undeserved screen time.It's shit but I get it.
Only like 500 people and it's still so quiet in that gym
>>16754079You'll see good wrestling that isn't slow as molasses or super kick spam
John Goodman deserves to be a bigger star
>>16754090Imagine if they just...put Christian in a good feud with a good wrestler instead...
Ngl this show is putting me to sleep
>>16754105Last week was not so bad but I guess it was a fluke
>>16754096>good wrestlinglol
>>16754052Max is plugged up brother, and I'm not just talking about the buzzy little jewel up his shitpipe
Plz end this feud after this match
>>16754105Kenny was the only reason I tuned in,
That had to hurt
>>16754117You wouldn't know it if it bit you in the ass to be fair. Tell me, whose your favorite wrestler right now?
>>16754105It's what GayEW is best for
Hook and Yuta should be released
fuck that stairs bump Hook took looked awful
>>16754130gigi dolin
They were top zoomer and top boomer a while ago and now they're just guys
>>16754130He wont because Vince isnt around to tell him Cena Roman or....that one mexican guy he obviously wanted to be the next Cena abd push for 10 years if you liked him or not
>>16754130Don't have one right now Would probably be between Josh Alexander and Bron Breakker if I thought about it
That was a different rope break
hook's strikes are so weak
Anyone else totally not into this at all?
Hook sucks and Christian is washed
>>16754148So you are 11 and live in a trailer park
>>16754165GayEW is trash
>>16754165i do not care for hook
>fifteen minutes for thatFuck off. Even the women will be better than that.
>>16754171I accept your seethe and your defeat
old bastard vs femboy fetish locked in but not enough
>>16754148When im right >>16754146 Im right. Vince would be pushed the Mexicanm over Bron as well but hey Bron would have a cool dancing gimmick alongside Stroman
Some more of Joe?
Joe is back B A S E D
Sorry but pointless dumb match
JOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEAEW IS BASED AGAIN
HES BAAAAAAAAACK
Taz, Kenny, Samoa Joe all return in one night
Based joe
Tony aint fuckin playin
guess joes finished filming Twisted Metal
>>16754189Just seems like you're a ESL retard to me
>>16754206Joe was doing that and Yakuza
>>16754203LMFAOHow low will the ratings be?
>>16754190Nolan stable when?
>WHEELA YUTAHHH!!!
>>16754165Never will be interested in Hook
Hook has none of Taz's talent Grim
Still Tony