The God of Professional Wrestling, The Best Bout Machine, The Cleaner... KENNY OMEGA returns to the ring TONIGHT for the first time since May of 2023!AEW Dynamite MAXIMUM CARNAGE live TONIGHT! from the Brady Music Center in Cincinnati, Ohio!8/7pm CT on TBS & Streaming on MAX!>Jon Moxley (c) vs. Powerhouse Hobbs for the AEW World Championship>"The Machine" Brian Cage vs. "The Best Bout Machine" Kenny Omega>Women’s Casino Gauntlet Match (Winner gets Women’s World Title shot at Grand Slam Australia)>Christian Cage vs. Hook>Private Party and Mark Briscoe vs. the Hurt Syndicate>We’ll hear from Ricochet
Nigger
>>16753938Still Vince
AEW is going to be shutdown at this rate. This is starting to look WCW tier
>>16754110two more weeks saar
>>16753946I called my ex a coal burner when I found out she was fucking a black dude now and she had the phone on speaker phone with the dude there. Am I based or am I a cuck in this scenario? We've been broken up for months now, I just call her to work her into shoots for my own entertainment when I'm bored and drunk
>>16754110It's not Cope time yet, pal.
>>16754110>posts which have been made consistently for every day of AEW's existence
>>16754123Call him a nigger.
>>16754123White women are literally conditioned into liking black dudes these days anonIt's not your faultDon't beat yourself up over it
SHIBATA NOOO
>>16753938That mjf promo was dimes>Hook>Andretti>Darby>Wheeler UtahThe four twink-pillars of AEW?
kek at Kip kicking the air
SENOR JOE
Kek I legit thought that was Luchasaurus' music that hit then, but then Joe came out and I remembered that Luchasaurus is slowly dying in a hospital bed
>>16754110Yeah for something Excaliber was equivalent to a free ppv it looks like 2012 taping of impact
Joe looking slim
guess hook joe shibata is a thing again
JOE JOE JOE JOE
Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe about damn time for this hollywood nigga to come back
SMOJO
SAMOEY JOEY
>that power slam
We just went full TNA right?
>JoeAEW IS SO BACK!
Joe vs Shibata mite b cool
>>16754195*said was equivalent to a free ppv
BASED JOE
>Jay White feuding with Wheeler Yuta and Roderick StrongHOLY FUCKING DIMELESS
>>16754208shit looked smoooth as fuck
Based
JOE IS BACK
WE’RE FUCKING BACK
Man did this show need Joey Samoey like bad
Why the fuck are these goobers getting promo time?
JOE VS HOBBS
Joe does a really good job at making Shibata and Hook interesting
goon gauntlet up next
>>16754238Fuuuucck that sounds like a hell of a matchup....
dynamite honestly used to be good
Pretty good show so far compared to last week. No bad segments to speak of.
So women's gauntlet is gonna be a squash
>>16754265Good show besides the MJF/JJ segment
JOEJOEJOEJOE
>>16754257
>>16754268MJF was basically the iwc
>women's 3-3 league adThe only thing that could possibly draw less than Rampage
Renee looking old and haggard as usual
Will this even get 600k this week?
based old guys
ANOTHER JJ SEGMENT???
Why did they stop all the Renee interviews?
Shit counter when?
Dustin is always fucking great
GRINDKNG OUR ASSES OFF
>>16754261No, it didn't
kino dustin promo
Luv Renee!
Alot of shit bombs unbleeped tonight
SQUISHY
Squishy!
OOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH MARIAH SEEEEEEXXXXXOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Renee looking yummy wummy as usual
Lawd
BRAPLANDER
My benis
>>16754305That'll pop ratings....right?
What is Statlander's body type called?
Kris Fatlander
Tony found a good gimmick match formula so he's running it into the ground fast as possible kek
JAMIE VS KRISKINO
Jamie’s bum is growing back
Shit fatlander
>>16754319Rawdog worthy
>>16754319plastic bag full of cottage cheese
>>16754314why you posting that WWE fan for?
Taz is flustered
Brapbrapbrapbra0brapbrap
>people fight over the first spot in the match>the second spot has the exact same advantage
>womyn's shit Yeah, the ratings just cratered
BRAAAAAP
Mariahchads, we're only a few months out from the first cookouts of the year!
WE WANT RIHOWE WANT RIHO
>>16754319Female bulking
>I'm retiredkek
>>16754336Found the homo
lmao that slut
>>16754327we dont sign our posts here
Did Hayter work on her ass? It was this big when she came back
Fucking cake
I mean Mariah is pretty nice but its hard to match the youthful enthusiasm of Rookie sensation Toni Storm. Seriously she looks like the hottest little thing in her grade and maybe like only 10 years past her sexual prime
>WHO
Why does Tony seem like he has actual rizz with the women?
BASED
>>16754346Found the simp virgin killing wrestling
WHAAAAAT
whomst?
BAYNE?!?!
>>16754349I was making fun of kris statlander actually
M E G A S U S
she's a big gal
BAYNE BROS
She's a big girl.
Haven't seen her since Dark
She's been competing in Stardom in Japan where she's been making quite the ass for herself
AAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS
The masked man? BANE?
SHE EXSISTS!
fat lady ass enthusiasts we are feasting this show
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOBIG BOOTY BAYNE
BAYNE?
Janela bros….
What a physique
Literally fucking who?
FINNA SEXOLA
Tell me about Bayne, why does she wear the headband?!
Hoss battle
>kris doing the ass in the corner spotmuh fick
That's a huge bitch
BAYNE?!
>>16754319Powerlifter that has to remain aesthetic due to her job so she can't go full strongfat
>that camera shot
Based Taz calling out the Bayne AEW Dark appearances. Darkchads stay dark 4evr
AMAZONIAN SEX
>BayneIf I removed the thong would she die?
CRASHING THIS MATCH
And a rousing round of indifference from the "crowd"
>>16754406it would be extremely smelly 4U
>>16754406
>>16754383explain?
>>16754406It would be incredibly embarrassing.
Yuka's gotta show up, right?
Bayne is very tan now
julia DIMES
This is the match.
She's got some big natty tits :)
JULIA MY PRINCESS
my snowbunny queen
>>16754404Thermyscira lookin ahh
Julia just gets squashed as they all sit on her
2SPOOKY4ME
Julia is very beautiful
Julia Hart is a coalburner. She wants to be a single mom abandoned by Jamal that will inevitably leave for cigarettes
>>16754429>Greeks wur diverse n; sheet
good Statlander wedgies
Anyone else hate when Julia sings her theme?
I can't wait for the ratings tomorrow Fucking hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB4v4dCK4bEWHERE IS SHE?!?!?!
Why does Bayne have a penis on her cape?
I'd bet everythoing on Julia if I was a betting man desu
>>16754446ah, another man with a good eye
>>16754446enough gooning fuel to last couple of months
Kek I forgot it was Wednesday. Jamie Hayter looks like she comes from a 70s Dr Who episode. It's so sad how her looks have gone from bleh to good back to bleh.
>Kris vs Megan
>>16754452She’s begging for it
WE WANT HARLEYGRAM
>>16754451who fucking cares she'll just throw herself on her head again anyway
>>16754444They never wanna be that Quadsman. They are just always surpised when everything everyone says turns out to be true and they somehow couldnt see it through the black eyes they were left with
>>16754452You know why
How big did this bitch look in Stardom lmao
Does Bayne still have servants?
Man, all these sfx in modern movies look faker than wrestling
sorry Mox we ran out of time xD
>>16754467I care, shes better than every random slut that gets posted on this gay board
>>16754445It's a fictional island tho
breasts too large
>>16754449You’re a fat droney diabetic faggot
>>16754473Very
STRAP NOW
Need all of these women to sit on my face
>that jamie bendfuck...
>>16754475Fertility Goddess lookin ahh
>>16754473Not that big next to hanako and lady c but huge next to everyone else
why is every fucking stream so ass tonight
>>16754487Interesting projection
>>16754482So are the credentials of the people who write comics now but I guess thats outside of the purview of the pro wrestling board
I thought Statlander was asking for a hug
>>16754491You can have Willow and statlander, ill take the rest
>>16754478sfx teams these past few years have been under extreme crunch conditions by movie producers with not enough production lead time to do so, if something looks rushed because it probably was
based rookie time
AYAAYAYAYAYAYAYA
TONI :D
>>16754487Just ignore this faggot he's 11
I have a good feeling about Toni Storm. Best Rookie of 2025 I think
THE ROOKIE
>No Joshi in the gauntletTony fucking hates Asian women
>former AEW Champions >Hottest rookie Toni bros, something doesn't add up
Why is it that whenever there's a countdown, the crowd is rarely on time?OH LOOK, IT'S TONI!
>yfw Bliss wins the AEW Women's Championship
The other gauntlets usually have a few guys in the ring at the same time but this is the most 1 in 1 out match ever
>>16754506This. They don't have the time to produce decent looking CGI anymore.
rooting for this toni storm rookie, she has potential
AEW has the best women’s roster in the world besides Stardom
>>16754516stop gaslighting, she’s clearly a rookie
Statlander is a major league braphog
SHES HERE FUCK YEAH! Coming in like a friggan flat cheasted sex goddess
This match shows how stacked AEW's women's division is
W O M E N S W R E S T L I N G
Does Harley Cameron know Harleygram?
HARLEY!!!!
BASED HARLEY
>>16754519So sorta like Nia Jax....Did she ever actually learn to wrestle over the past decade since coming out of NXT as a manager?
I LOVE HARLEY CAMERON
>>16754528When they aren't injured there's quite a few talented women in AEW nowadays.
>>16754506They should just go back to practical effects at this point. The CGI experiment has clearly failed.
>>16754528britt seething backstage
anyone know why cozy is giving me this technical error reload shit message?
Nice reference to a Godlfesh Album on Julia's gear
It'd be funny if Harley won and we got a Chelsea Green situation out of this
Does Shiovani watch the product?
I do not like Julia Hart.
>>16754547Based Godflesh enjoyer. For me, it's Pure.
>>16754550Nobody watches it
How the FUCK did WWE fumble Toni Storm bros
>>16754535>>16754537>>16754540Harley seems like her family owns a Yute
Holy shit! She did it!
damn this rookie is fucking good
TONI BROS
based rookie
Predictable Toni win but okay
>>16754555pie in the face, like literally
>no joshifuckingbased
Why is there such weird sexual energy between Tony and Mariah tonight? Did.... did they?
>>16754546Just pay for Max, lil bro
It's hilarious how dog shit this company is LOLAEW
Harleygram bros...
>>16754554You're not watching it right now? Just hanging out in the gamethread for fun?
Did not expect the underdog to win
Jamie should have won
>>16754555They served her up to Charlotte right off the bat once she got called up.
>>16754570In a past life
JULIA FUCKING ROBBEDSHE'S GONNA HAVE TO CRY INTO SHOTTY'S BBC TONIGHT NOW FFS
>>16754420kek
>>16754555They didn't.
juliabros wtf
>>16754555Vince only pushes like one person at a time and he choose Chuck Flair for the next 10 years
Tony has killed the casino gauntlet match Nigga can't help himself
>>16754580It's fun to shit on this garbage and get troons mad
I hate Chic fil a commercials so much
that shitty mjf and jarrett segment definitely ran into the women’s time
>>16754553Streetcleaner for meBut Pure is my favorite EPWound '91 is fantastic
>>16754528Britt, Rosa, Deonna, Taya, Anna, Aminata, Riho, Yuka, Emi, Velvet, Athena, Mercedes, Kamille. Who would you axe?
>>16754573But enough about World’s Worst Entertainment
>all of that just for a toni vs mariah rematch
>>16754601See the joke here is hes the cool guy and you are gay for not being a street shitter watching the Mr.Roming Rains on the Double Double Es
>>16754601That's what you do with your time?
>>16754607BrittRossDeebDeonna
>>16754609>rematchhuh? they’ve never wrestled before, that was Toni’s like 5th AEW match so far
>>16754599Was pretty decent for a women's casino gauntlet. Just need to not have one every couple of months.
YOU FINNA KNOW IT!!!
PPPPPOWERHOUSE
>>16754616He's 11 and lives in a trailer wtf else is he gonna do?
>>16754620Reddit is that way, faggot
I wish Shafir would Death Ride me
>>16754616I'm doing other shit while doing this
Alright this match should be interesting
YOU’ll FINNA KNOW IT!
>>16754621Was better than the mens shit show last week
impervious to cold temperatures Marina Shafir
P-P-P-Powerhouse
>>16754633shes ugly
>>16754634I hope you grow up one day, anon
Marina being Moxley's "enforcer" is still dumb as fuck
>mfw Main Event Hobbs
I want marina to piss on me bros
Was that girl hyping up Moxley?
didn't hobbs fight mox for the iwgp not that long ago
>ambrose doesn't even get a reaction in his home town LMFAO
If Mox loses, not only does he lose the AEW World Title but also Renee to Hobbs
Where where they walking from in the snow? Were they out at a bar or something?
>>16754651Roddy please
>>16754631we don’t sign our posts here
>>16754651I hope you fulfill that dream bro
>>16754252>>16754252>>16754252>>16754252>>16754252NEEEEEEEEEEEEW
>>16754634No you're not little bro
>>16754646Aw, you're upset. : )
>>16754627GIWIWH
Holy crap the crowd just started chanting "White Power!"
>interference already teasedYAWN
>>16754650Zatanna Anna was best Anna
>>16754633Wasn't she cold out there without a jacket?
I like Marina Shafirs hairstyle
>>16754659Hobbs is race loyal and likes black women. He wants a Hobbs 2.0 not a Ricochet child
>Go to baked for the first time in years>not even showing the show
https://youtu.be/akfueXN1rxU?si=yufCKm5GvHQ4im9w
>>16754650ANNA JAY IS A LUCKY WOMAN!
>>16754685She's always cold
>>16754690????
>>16754683She was so adorable
>>16754675I'm disappointed like your father
i remember when hobbs was a slightly chubby dark jobber
>>16754700>400>This board can hardly crack 25 on a good dayGRIM
>>16754711Fur coat Hobbs was his best look
>>16754700they just turned it back on with a massive delay, had to go to watch wrestling instead
>>16754706Early Anna and Cheerleader Julia backing away from Luthor as he tried to explain the history of Dr.Who were great
>>16754633Based
What kind of arena is this? It reminds me of Lucha Underground.
>>16754727Maybe it's Lucha Overground
Shafir could choke out Hobbs
>>16754727Cincinatti Underground
>>16754727a theater used for concerts
>>16754746It's interesting
I miss blading Mox
HOBBS GET HIS ASS
>>16754777What?
Mox gets more powerful when he starts bleeding. It's like he gets buffed
