LOLAEW thread
>>16755553AEW fucking sucks
>>16755553he's cooked
>>16755553Kidd should have won
>>16755553Hit him in the shoulder. I don't get it
>>16755553someone please post the one where the twister dudes to twirlies as two guys wrestle
>>16755562Also isn't even pinning the guy at all, amateur stuff
>>16755553Very mild botch, this is something that would be shoehorned into a botchamania if that retard bothered using AEW clips.
>>16755570And that's why he kicked out. You're getting there
>>16755582
>>16755553Surely the same people that spent weeks and months trying to cope this away aren't trying to take a shot at a knee that actually connected right?
>Sting hug me RIGHT NOW
>>16755582I don't like aew anymore than the rest of you but this is based
>>16755592How fast did Tony confiscate that sign
>>16755589>>16755593Bro is comparing his goat kenny omega to a divas match from developmental, holy moly
>>16755606how fast did he confiscate this hat
>>16755582Basado
>>16755609He probably wanted it for himself
>>16755611ow what was the injury
>>16755607equality you chud
>>16755553>Barely grazes his armKenny didn't blow his ass out hard enough
>>16755582are these guys doing synchronized gay gymnastics? shit looks like fuckin figure skating
>>16755629Hikaru Shitter breaking Skye Blue's leg
BT never explains what problem there is in these webms he posts and whenever you ask him he just spams you with more from his AEW collection. He has trouble communicating imo.
>>16755553Hard cam mounted on the entrance stage is LOLAEW enough. That whole show looked like shit.
>>16755574Where's the botch?
>>16755667Why are you getting upset then, this is free advertising for aew's greatness
>>16755553>maximum carnage
>>16755675I'm just trying to figure out what goes on in your head, but I'll never truly be able to without outside medical help.
>>16755553This is who trannies tell you is the best wrestler in the world
>>16755693Don't act like you wouldn't be sucking his dick if he showed up on Raw. You just got done rimming Penta.
lol I can’t believe kenny didn’t actually knee cage in the head! he’s cooked! he needs to learn from penta how to work.
>>16755683I think aew is awesome and I'm showing everyone how crisp the workrate is
>>16755701Not a drone, you console war faggot I have hated Tyson's gay ass for years
damn, the VoW hogcord is meltin' in real time
>>16755691he's acting like there's thunderous booing but nobody in the back is reacting
>>16755709You're Dave Meltzer now I guess
>>16755582As much as I hate these ADHD spam sequences Ospreay does, each of the movements individually is cool. This stormbreaker counter is clean as fuckIf he paced them throughout the match instead of doing all of it in 30 seconds it'd be based
>>16755570>guy is so tired near the end of the match that he doesn’t get all of the pincongrats you’ve learned about selling
>>16755724kek bahahahahah
Keep em coming. The AEW ones are gonna make the next music video.
>>167555534*s
>>16755736He's resting on the dudes cock, it shouldn't even count as a pin, you just can't admit he is an amateur and never learned how to wrestle
>>16755769mmmmmm
>>16755772based harlem hangover
i fucking love laughing at aew so much bros
>>16755553I'm sorry kenny didn't choose your team, anon. Maybe next time.
>>16755784HAHAHAHAHA
>>16755803embarrassing
>>16755783everyone does
>>16755889Wwe simps actually think they are in a position to call anything embarrassing other than themselves.
>>16755676what a disaster
>>16755691GRIM
I legitimately don't understand how people can watch modern wrestling. Every match is a botchfest.
>>16755937Tony won't fuck you freak
>>16755707Hottest WWE signee. HOW COULD AEW FUCK THIS UP??? JUST LOOK AT HOW GOOD HE IS!!
>>16755784I forgot about this kek
>>16755691>homeless guy at a bus stop listening to music in a vest gimmickthese guys were over?
>>16755691Okada’s downfall will be studied by future generations
>>16755691kek based EVPs
>>16756140Cole took a full year off after this match lmao
>>16756140LMAO white looks at cole after the pin like he's telling him wtf is wrong with youthat wasn't supposed to be the finish
>>16756156Nah he definitely knew, he was concussed the whole match
>>16755724
>>16755803>p....p....please respond
>>16755659I would like to issue a challenge, show me an AEW ref distraction spot that doesn't look like total shit. This basic, arguably overused spot from the last 40 years, show me it being done, in AEW ring and it looking even remotely competent.
unreal how much AEW sucks but i do LOVE laughing at it haha!
>>16755784lmaooooo
>>16756183Every ref distraction spot I've seen in aew, the ref just randomly turns his back for no reason
>>16755582Actually based for once
>>16755553>Kenny in NJPWMegastar, all-time match>Kenny in AEWBumbling fucktardAEW actively makes great pro wrestlers worse
>>16755589>>16755593I remember this board shitting on ghoulia for this as well, why are you so thinskinned
I hope Kenny gets injured again
>>16755602lil nigga is based enough to make up for ospreay
>>167555534.75 star match
>>16755553did kenny really fall this fucking low in the amount of time he's been away from NJPW?
>>16755582cringe ass british faggot being saved by darby's selling
>>16755609>what the fuck am i doing with my life
>>16755676why not just stop the shitty spot and go for a fucking clothesline and improvise at this point?
>>16755574>botchamaniaAm i the only one that thinks those videos are annoying?
>>16755579Eddie never recovered from this botch, it was all downhill from here
>>16756140WTF is going on here? Adam Cole is such a shitter.
>>16755553He should call Giu to get some pointers
>aewtards even prove this right in a webm threadBAHAHAHAHAHA
>>16755582let me guess, this wasnt the finish
>>16755591I hate Aubrey Edwards so much it's unreal
>>16756186kek
>>16756779never seen this dude before but is this a move he regularly pulls off?
>>16756803The finish was two coffin drops.
>>16756402Ospreay, Okada, Fletcher, Takeshita, Mortos, Hangman, Darby, and Pac all are still thriving.
>>16755766Is your entire life really just waking up every day and exhausting others with your tiresome virgin takes?
>>16757153Nah, that's you
>>16757097tony makes me feel so uncomfortable hahahaha whats his problem
>>16757946he never got slapped upside his head by someone telling him to stop being a retard
>>16756402More like>Kenny in NJPWBumbling fucktard>Kenny in AEWBumbling fucktardThe only thing that's changed about Kenny is that he got old.
>>16756186Fucking lol
>>16757427fucking kek
>>16758035
>>16757131All shitters
>>16755591>nobody in the crowd poppedthe marks are in the ring
>>16755772This match was based thoughever
>>16755582It really irks me that, despite my distaste for the Ospreay 1000mph sequences, this would be an amazing finish but then it just goes on as he picks up Dorky and it turns into some, I don't know what that even is, counter for what I suspect is the 10th cover attempt and only one of 100 to go. I could see why people are raving about him as the best wrestler if he'd stop spinning like a potato in a tumble dryer for a few minutes and sell, sell the shit thats being done to him.
>>16755582The first 5 seconds are gay but the last half is kino
>>16759531
>>16759582>I'm having fuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnn-ACK
>>16759594>It's may of 1998>Glass shatters>Stone cold comes to the ringHey guys I know lots of people are being meanies but gosh golly I'm here to have fun. Now let's all pop open a fresh Kool and squeezer and just think about the most important thing in wrestling; fun!
>>16759582Cope and Jeribloat are cringe asf now but all things considered is this one really that bad? At least it looks like he got hit with a actual move. With most of the other spots in here, you can't say that.
anybody have the one where the cameras caught Christian telling somebody that he wasn't supposed to run in yet?
This thread is tight
>>16761733isnt that jungle book? all grown up ;0
>>16755602It's garbage. Zero logic zero psychology zero selling. It's a parody of wrestling.
>>16756140>Adam Cole severely concusses himself from ducking
>>16755579watching this match live felt like a fever dream
>>16756704You mean how that British twink has been using the same Simpson clips for the past 15 years? Yeah, just a little annoying.
>>16755803It's giving
>>16762173But the drones are gonna love Jack Cartwheel now that he's WWE ID'd
>>16756702Because the Top Flight retard is too green and clueless to know how to improvise. He even still tries to hit his dumb stare down the barrel of the camera at the end, as if the whole sequence he just did wasn't a complete mess. He should be fucking embarrassed, not gloating.
>>16757946He's legitimately retarded. The only reason he has the jobs that he has are because of daddy's money. He belongs doing IT or something. He cannot interact with human beings without embarrassing himself. He can't fathom basic social cues.
>>16759496You never heard of a code red? Are you a newfag?
>>16755783nshitt is the aew of kpop
>>16759582It's legitimately sad watching wrestlers 10+ years past their prime still trying. Just give it up.
>>16757106yes, he's quite athletic for how much of a fatass he ishttps://youtu.be/tcrdf0vknvQ?si=gqmlfnW_T68KqpLR&t=1679
>>16755784It's probably by accident, but I'm amazed they had a failsafe way to continue the spot.
>>16756733Adam Cole is totally out, he is severely concussed and has no idea what is happening.
>>16764187>Hey Brock, I have this cool spot that I need your help with
>>16755579i still to this day have no idea what was supposed to happen here
>>16763383yeah cause they wont have him doing retarded shit like that
>>16764217They were supposed to do the spot where Jericho hits his partner by mistake and then gets his by Eddie's backfist, except for some reason he stopped which threw their timing off and Sammy tried to "save it somehow, and Chris then also moved right at the perfect time to dodge the backfist. Basically a complete clusterfuck
>>16763509lmao
PiggiEs awfully uppity, must be a day that ends in y
>>16759531please leave the jap chop exchanges to the japs
>>16755582The Stormbreaker reversal is cool, but the transition at the start is weird and there should be no way (in kayfabe) Darby has the wherewithal after a Hidden Blade to pull off a reversal like that
>>16764252Kingston is too fat to effectively dodge
>>16764724kek i never saw this one
>>16764823
>>16762198This is stupid but also kinda based, feels like something a shitter in the 2002 royal rumble would do
>>16755553
>>16755589you guys know that they're not actually supposed to knee their opponent in the head, right?
>>16764765I love this one, cause it's not a botch, it's the spot as intended.
>>16755659God Jericho is such a washed up, fat ass shitter.
>>16755769now THOSE are some pure strikes. Mmmmmhmmmm. Wouldn't wanna mess with that bad-ass.
>>16765375Its supposed to look like they did though, retard.
>>16757023she's the only reason i watch
>>16764724He knocked his head off!
>>16766079>losing your biggest star for this guyKEK
>>16755579When for the first time you play here comes the pain without knowing the controls
>>16766882Imagine if the ref had stumbled backwards a bit and then back into position while she ran the ropes. Why do they have to make it look as fake as possible?
>>16764119For what it's worth, Edge is probably in his physical prime due to stem cells and roids
>>16756186lmao nobody fucking respects this geek
>>16755553He didn't get all of it!
>>16766276Fucking poetry that Hangbitch got dropped on his head too
>>16756402No he was always a bit of a shitter he was able to coast along easier not having to do weekly TV so he could just stick roids in his ass whenever he wanted to not look shit and had ample time to prepare for matches
>>16766276uhh actually they got a 2 for 1 deal dronie, Tony got to keep both of the botching morons in this clip
>>16755582Honestly this was a sick sequence but the fact that they wasted this and not used it as the finish means it will be completely forgotten.
>>16763655Based Lootha with the pure strikes. This was an awesome main event that isn't appreciated enough
>>16765409lynchian
>>16765336The cake enthusiasm in this clip gets me the most. The dude hopping around and high giving this fucking nerd lmao
>>16767910that's Jericho
anybody have Eddie entering the cage with a kendo stick. Shit always made me laugh
>>16768514
>>16768681imagine having to sell for this fat fucking larper lmao
>>16768681nice soft styleGod damn he sucks
>>16764697Fucking Sammy, bro....lol
>>16764697he brain damaged both of the lardys and got away with it lmao
>>16768681kek. Thank you
>>16764697Jesus Christ, that sloppy shitter doesn't deserve a full time contract anywhere. The only upside of Mercedes signing with AEW was this dipshit got shuttled off to ROH purgatory for the rest of his contract.
>>16768069It was posted on this thread though. Someone thought it was crap but it was actually clean
Fucking shame this trash isn't going away regardless of how little or negative profit it has.Only thing it does is drive up the cost of the talent and that gets put on the fans.Fuck AEW
>>16771237while it's sad that Tony's money is going to paying some of the least talented 'entertainers' around instead of doing pretty much anything else with it. I'm still glad it's gonna be around for a laugh
>>16768527Yuka is a shitter that's a consolation prize to missing out on Asuka, Kairi, and Iyo
i've assessed that moicano is aggressively balding but refuses to shave it therefore he will get heemed quite easilytherfore make merab the main event
>>16771383>>>/heem/
>>16771394damn i fucked up
>>16765375No one told Iyo that.