>1997>family gets AOL>discover WWF chatrooms>bad words are blocked>try to filter evade by typing UNDERTAKER AND KANE ARE AAASSSHOOOLLLEESS>janny goes over me clean>family account banned for a week>mom tapes ban notice to the fridge to shame me
We can never go back
I had cybersex with Tori in a WWE chat back in 98. She was using a secret account name and she didn't know I was underage. I won big time.
>>16760085You've been talking about wrestling online for nearly 30 years. I'm sure your parents are very proud
Literal Illuminati logoI'll never forgive these fuckers for killing WCW. Cancelled the day they sold it off.
>>16760184I had cybersex with your mom and also OP's mom
>>16760203Bad news anon - it was actually the same 50 year old dude both times
>>16760213who's pixelly pussy did they send me then smartass?
>>16760220I don't know, but I've got some bad news for ya bro - there are no and have never been any women on the Internet.
>>16760185God forbid someone have a hobby
>Be a kid >Get reported by some lame ass that couldn’t handle the bants >Try to sign on “You must call this number to reinstate your account”.>Fuck >Tell my mom to call, tell her it must be an error “Oh, okay.”>See her eyes darken as she speaks to the AOL employee and hands me the phone >Employee: “So, for the future, it’s against our rules to tell someone to go and suck a huge donkey cock.”>Jobbed out of AOL for a month
>be me>discover progz>use South Park Proggie>send some kid who said WCW is better than WWF a 1000 email bomb>hour later get booted from AOL>can't connect>mom calls them up and they tell them someone used hacking tools>they said I had to apologize and they would restore service>mom gives me the phone>I ask the minimum wage wagie "who am I speaking with">he starts to say his name>I interrupt and say "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU ARE. I AM NEVER GOING TO APOLOGIZE TO SOME MINIMUM WAGE MAKING LOSER AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO">actually I apologize and say I am sorry>get AOL back
>>16760085Are you rovert or bitchtits?
>>16760264Clearly Carter
>>16760085Kek based lil uce burying UAMFBN and the big red retard
>>16760085I used to be in the GamePro chat rooms. Butt filtered to “homey” and cock to “fireman”
>>16760587Ding-dong diddly
>>16760085You wouldn't get an account ban on AOL as a whole for this you larping zoomie
>>16761279I'll forgive OP, he was obviously going for that nostalgia pop
