Did you know that WCW Nitro once beat Raw for 83 consecutive weeks?That was surpassed by AEW Dynamite not getting a Milly for what is now 100 consecutive weeks.
>>16762757AEW is garbage
Yeah but WCW went out of business and AEW has surpassed it
This topic is beneath a wordsmith like the Genius. He would cut a much better promo on GayEW
ChatGPTYou said:Write a promo in the style of WWF the genius Lanny poffo making fun of aew not being able to reach a million viewers for 100 straight weeks...ChatGPT said:ChatGPTThe Genius Steps into the Spotlight: A Poetic Promo on AEWStanding in the ring, adorned in his cap and gown, The Genius, Lanny Poffo, holds his scroll and begins to recite with his trademark smirk."Behold, the Genius, with words to impart,A rhyme so sharp, it'll pierce your heart.For a hundred weeks, they've tried their best,But AEW still can't pass the test.A million eyes, the goal they seek,Yet week after week, their numbers are weak.They promised a revolution, a wrestling revival,But it seems their ratings are facing survival.Oh, Tony Khan, with your endless cash,Throwing dollars at stars in a desperate dash.Yet for all your effort, the fans won't flock,Your 'elite' is stuck on the same old clock.From gimmick matches to shocking reveals,You’ve tried it all to up those deals.But the Genius knows, as the numbers show,Consistency matters, not just a show.So while you chase that golden dream,Remember, it takes more than a scattered team.The Genius speaks with wisdom profound:A million fans? You’ll never astound!
>>16762757Yeah but I'm glad AEW exists so we dont have to see their shitters on ram or smackslop where we have plenty of shitters already.
>>16762814Holy dimes
>>16762814based
>>16762757>incredible promo>incredible brother>incredible wrestler>rightfully thanked Hogan for letting him drink from the cupYeah, Genius was dimes
>>16762814DIMES
>>16762814kino
>>16762814>A million eyes, the goal they seek,>Yet week after week, their numbers are weak.>They promised a revolution, a wrestling revival,>But it seems their ratings are facing survival.>Oh, Tony Khan, with your endless cash,>Throwing dollars at stars in a desperate dash.>Yet for all your effort, the fans won't flock,>Your 'elite' is stuck on the same old clock.AND THE NEW...
Daily reminder that WCW in 2000 sold out the Brisbane Entertainment Centre the day tickets went on sale. And it was a delayed Nitro taping too not even livePresent AEW less hot than WCW at its lowest point in 2000.Let that sink in.
>>16762757>83 consecutive weekslol same amount of weeks of that podcast shows name
