>SmackDown Intro:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqveO__zwkU>Last Week's SmackDown Top 10 Moments:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb9lAdAWLdg>SmackDown Throwback: Last Man Standing World Heavyweight Title Match between Edge and KaneEdge vs. Kanehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J2U6jmosVE
>>16764580>CoconutsIt’s STILL going?
>>16764580I cant wait for Jacob to finally betray that shitter
>>16764580also why does Sabin now look like a High School math teacher ?
This is awesome! Today is gonna rule so hard bros, I am gonna have the best day AND end it with WWE smakedowns?? Heck yeah!
>>16764580Grim
>>16764580Why would anyone ever care about solo?In kayfabe:>Lost to Roman>Lost to Cody>Never won a titleIn reality >Fat>Short>Neckbeard>Can't cut a promo>Can't wrestle>Is being pushed as a main eventer, despite having no reason to be there>Will not go awayHe's the worst part of the coconut theater.
>>16764720>beat The Goat John Cenahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPoPwO-hIYg
>>16764749John Cena said he hasn't won a match in 2000 days, completely burying it as an accomplishment. Tons of guys have beaten John Cena.
>>16764606>Remember when they were the greatest team of the millennium?They still are, but there's only so much they can do when they're against shitters like Los Kwabos
>>16764580
>>16764580https://x.com/WWE/status/1879574264967286885
>>16764720I like Solo. I think he's funny.
>>16764580Roxanne is making her official jump to the main roster tonight to fuck Bayley out of the title.
>>16765368Based. Unfortunately I’ll have to watch tomorrow. Got plans tonight fellow E-Gods
>>16764720Solo hate is so2023
>>16764580grim
>>16764660Based
Erm, will LA Hottie be there?
https://x.com/TripleH/status/1880308277483082076
ain't nobody watchin' this slop
>>16766084Cock destroyer
>>16766097Meant to post this in the rampage gamethread... oh wait
>>16764580will watch
>>16766084where's Camacho
>>16766084>showing the rehearsalsffs yes we get it, it's all fake etc. i don't know why the fuck he's going so hard on this "it's fake" shit, I don't think it's gonna help win casual fans I'm sure they'd enjoy it more if it was presented with full kayfabe ARG shit
>>16766131Well with this clip he just wants to put himself over
>Solo returnsReturns from fucking where? The hot dog stand?
>>16765548Idk Roxy. I'm sure you'll stumble in to him backstage.
>>16764580HOLY FUCKING GRIMJESUS CHRIST
rampage was cancelled
>>16764580Are these fuckers still work there? I hope Papa H fired all of them!
>>16764815>Waller still sold it
>>16764580I hope they do something cool with Solo. could be the perfect time for him to get a new character. but it will probably just be more bloodline shit.
I have no idea if I want to stay up for this (britbong here)I got bored last week with the three hoursIt feels like 3 hours on SD is really fucking weird and they're struggling for shit to do outside of 'let's replay shit just in case you forgot'
great show fuck irish cripples
>>16766988Smackdown is the same show every week and now with more ads and recaps. It's not worth sitting up for bro and there's much better uses of all our time.
>WWE Women’s Championship: Tiffany Stratton (c) vs. Bayley>#1 Contenders to WWE Tag Team Championships: Motor City Machine Guns vs. Los Garza>Bianca Belair & Naomi vs. Nia Jax & Candice LeRae>Solo Sikoa returns.it's sad how hard tiffany stratton is carrying this show. And knowing HHH he'll make sure she looks as weak as possible because it's not fair that the fans like hbk's call ups more than his black and gold shitters
>>16767026yea nobody gives a shit about women's wrestling but your subhuman kind
>>16766988Trips says that 2.5 hours is the sweet spot, and the last episode of Raw was great evidence of that. Yes, the three hour show does have some padding, but apparently it's going to go back to two hours after a while.
>>16767026her stomach / abdomen area is so fucking disgusting. i hate when virgins call any girl they don't find attractive a tranny, but that tiff is a man.
>>16764580https://x.com/WWE/status/1880344346408501311
>>16766988Its cause Smackdown already has such a weak roster and now Roman and Orton aren't there. So your only top stars on the three hour show are Cody and....
LEMME PLUSH FOR YA
>>16767078
>>16767078>>16767192dimes
>Bagley on Raw>Bagley on NXT>Bagley main event of SDoh fuck off Paul, at least use someone attractive to shove down throats
>>16767212wonder why she's getting this mega push, is she fucking HHH?
https://x.com/Carmelo_WWE/status/1880348992439218202>Carmello Hayes vs. Jimmy Uso
>>16764589But he loves Solo.
>>16767373finally a new fucking match
It’s a sell out tonight folks!
>>16767568something tony kwab won't be able to say for the rest of aew existence
>>16767373JIMMY MIDCARD PUSH BEGINS
>>16767373>https://x.com/Carmelo_WWE/status/1880348992439218202HIM vs JIM let's go
[BREAKING]
>>16764580So if Charles does show up after the Tiffy Time match, how bad of a botched facelift does she have this time?
Got the cans.I'll be drinking till 5am it seems
>>16764815Who was at fault here?
Might skip tonight desu
>>16767615Lies, filthy e-drone.Tony is selling out 1.5k theaters left and left (not hardcam of course)!
>>16764580Dog shit card Miss me with that shit
>>16764580No Cody?
>>16767038>anything other than STICC is either obese or masculineBrainwashing from the fashion industry, which is literally ran by gay men.
Safe to say I will NOT be watching this episode as I watched the "rehearsal" video and it ruined the immersion for me for the indefinite future
>>16764720as a newer fan i like solo more than romanneither of them are very good at actually wrestling but at least solo shows up to work. and i can appreciate solo after seeing him improve his character week to week.
>>16768683you're arguing how a woman or homosexual would
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7lU2stMfUZA
>>16768324both of them i think. waller shouldn't have recoiled as early as he did, sabin should have extended his leg more. probably more on waller though because sabin was turned around and couldn't see exactly where he was going to hit.
>>16764580Many people watching tonight, according to the numbers
>>16767861charles ain't showing her (newest) face til the rumble
>11,267 attendance tonightI wonder if Smackdown will keep putting up these numbers if they keep treating it as the clear B-show to RAW
Smackdown > Raw
Jade?
>>16768827Maybe on planet retard
Hashtag HEIL HITLER
>>16768777i don't hate this theme in a vacuum, there are worse songs, but compared to their TNA theme it is just nothingnow that TNA and WWE/NXT are partnered, hopefully HHH can stop being a retard and get some MOOOTOR CITAAAAYY goinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6eEQvRc9WM
kiana james shared a new selfie todaycould we see her return on smackdown tonight?
>>16768777I swear the vocals in this sound like they're from a suno ai song
Bro, they’ve got to call up some new women. It’s the same matches on an endless loop.
>It's another Knight gets jumped by the Bloodline episode
>>16768840Planet Retard doesn't begin until Trump gets sworn in, which is coincidentally Monday
>>16768852>finnerman makes the save
>>16768847Bitch got a clue. Two of them from the look of it.
>>16768851well roxanne will probably appear tonight. i'm not a big fan of her but she'll be something new i guess.they need to let bianca back in singles too, the babysitting jade experiment has gone on long enough.as for callups, the only girls that i think are ready are vaquer and fallon. they will probably call up lash and jakara but they're both still too green imo, jakara especially.
>>16767026is this actually the whole card?looking like a bit of a skip
Rey Mysterio PromoNon title: Bianca Belair & Naomi vs. Nia Jax & Candice LeRaeBayley interviewB-Fab, Piper Niven, Michin, Chelsea Green backstage segmentJimmy Uso vs. Carmelo HayesSolo Sikoa promo with Tama Tonga and Jacob FatuMotor City Machine Guns vs. Los GarzaB-Fab vs. Piper NivenKevin Owens vs. Rey MysterioCody Rhodes-Nick Aldis backstage segmentPretty Deadly-DIY-Apollo Crews backstage segmentWWE Women’s Title: Tiffany Stratton vs. BayleyOther SmackDown (1/17/25) Backstage Notes:There is a producer assigned to Solo Sikoa’s segment, which usually indicates physicality.Piper/B-Fab is set for two segmentsThe women’s title match is set for three segmentsAll other matches are set for two segments.Say Thank You Coomers and Simps for giving us 2 10-min women's matches, 1 20 minute women's match and 2 women's segments
>>16768876They never announce the whole card in advance
>>16768876there's always more stuff especially for a 3 hour show
>>16768879SmackGods... we're a DEI female show now
>>16768873they could easily call up the alt sluts and fatal flatulence today, there are women on the main roster far worse and less interesting than them
>>16768881what is this then? >>16768879also yep, definitely a skip
>>16768847its gonna be really funny when Kiana returns to TV before Davenport
well at least I can skip the first and last 30 minutes of the show
>>16768879i hope you complain about women wrestling for the rest of your life. i will keep laughing at you as you seethe
>>16768892blair was on tv like a month ago (jobbing to chelsea)
netflix Gods wwa
>>16768905go watch rampage tranny
>>16768908reporting
>>16768908only for non americans right?
LET'S FUCKING GO!!!Red alert, try and shine a light downOn the front lines of my mind nowBiding my time on the high groundBlinded but I'm still alive, shout "Oh"They said we're lucky to have got this farAnd that it's not worth fighting forThe words are written on the wallCome on and fight back, we're starting over againWe'll take it right back from the ones we're againstIt's time to rise up even though they left us for deadThis is our last standTake a chance now, and draw a line in the sandIt's in our hands now, no living with regretIt's time to rise up even though they left us for deadThis is our last stand
>>16768879So erm,12 White people only and 15 non-whitesI don't know how to feel about this. I honestly thought at the draft Raw was going to be non-white show...
>>16768879>There is a producer assigned to Solo Sikoa’s segment, which usually indicates physicality.
>>16768922you're the one who gets the ick seeing biological women, projection much?
>>16768890i would have said tatum before they stuck her in the alt slut stable, but shotzi is liable to cause a scene and gigi just sucks (although, she is getting better)jacy could go up with fallon but i really doubt they bring jazmyn nyx with them
went to mickie d's for the first time in a while bros and I found out the mcchicken is like $3 now what the fuck happened there brother?it was like $1 just a few years ago
>>16768722his character really evolved last year. finally feels like he is comfortable with his gimmick and gives some entertaining promos
Do VPNs actually work with Netflix? If so would I be able to stream it to my TV somehow? I'd love to watch with better quality
>not going into tiff's roomJoe's a pussy
>>16764580uh what's censored
>>16768934>gets the ickyou speak like a woman
They're stealing Jey Usos gimmick
Corey Graves is gonna Tommy Dreamer Joe Tess.
BAD BUNNY POG
>>16768943>he doesn't know
it's tranny time
this guy mogs michael cole so hard
Weird looking stadium
>>16768936you can hide individual weakness in a stable, you can have jazmyn be the bump bitch of the group
>>16764580This sports like intro blows
>>16764580Graves heel commentary > Barret heel commentary > Graves PBP > anything Tessitore does
>>16768941What countuies show it on netflix?Thought raw was netflix only and smackdown was still on the tv
hello SmackChad Anons. i hope todays Smack is good, i just got fired from my wagie cage. At least its TiffyTime.
Bayley looks like she just got back from a Grateful Dead concert.
>>16764869Incredible match. An instant classic
wtf bayley is BOGGED
>sand diego againIs this taped?
>>16768942maven said in a video that, when there was a backstage segment that required a wrestler to have their own locker room, they would shoot let them use that room as their own private locker room for the night. so tiff might have actually been in there.
>>16768941It's what I'm doing. I keep hearing that it will get shut down but, good so far.
Corey Graves spotted outside the arena and ARMED
>>16768965probably hungover
girl in blue had dem bobs doe
I do not care for Rey Mysterio
KILLED A GUYGAY MYSTERIO
>>16764580So Smackdown isn't on Netflix?
WHO'S THAT JUMPING OUT THE SKY
>>16768966Your thinking of San Jose.
where's Dragon Lee
>>16768965>>16768977looks like she got fat too
>the leak was realWell erm, okay I regret being awake now
>>16768965bayley isn't bogged, she's just getting fat and old, there is a difference
>>16768927dunno I'm in Australia bruh this is Saturday morning smack
how does his theme go again?
booyaka booyakaDRAW NO DIMES
>>16768961Anywhere that isn't America I think
>>16768982I wish he'd bring that back for one night only or something
this is pathetic shit Rey
BOOYAKA BOOYAKANOT ONE DIME
Rey retiring?
Was that kid wearing a rey fenix mask?
rey is FINALLY back on smackdownrey on raw is so fucking weird
I love WWE. A lot of families and kids.This is like a big leagues show must be
>>16768976I feel sorry that Joe Tess fell on their laps outta nowhere and struck gold with Bad News. Corey I the odd man out.
this kid had a good debut on Monday and now he's opening the show? holy push
>>16768979>>16768979Nostalgia act for WCWfags like me.
is he announcing his retirement?
>>16768879not a single good match
>CA crowd a lot more humble after the Hulkster fucked LA up
SANTO BASADITO
Could Cody enter the rumble or are champs not allowed?
i'm gonna be real with you /pw/ corey graves was one of the worst announcers of all time
>>16769002gms
>>16769000Doesn't he have a tag match on RAW Monday?
>>16768992Oh shit you're right. EUfag here and I can see it on NetflixStill streaming it on a pirate site because fuck hunter
does anyone who isn't a beaner or trannie honestly like luchadores?
>>16768981Smackdown, NXT and RAW are in Netflix now, brother. But only for Latino Chads
NO CAP
why is his voice differentam i going fucking crazy
>no capRey you are like 50
>Rey is old as shit nowI get how time works but damn
>>16769015Brock entered as champ no more than 3 years ago
more fucking Mexicans on my screenMonday Mexicans Friday Mexicans Did we win the election or not???
>>16769017Can’t believe Rey just dissed him like that thoough
REY BUSSIN FRFR
92 days left
N O C A P
>no cap
based cody cosplaying granny in the front row
>>16769022lucha is dimes
>>16768908NO YEET
>and my familywhere's your son nigga
Who let the deadbeat dad out?
>>16769003I'm sure Corey would have been back when McAfee fucks off to college football again. Shoulda sucked it up and gotten drunk with Booker.
>>16769035No cap fr fr
speaking of #2
THIS MAN IS 49 YET HE IS STILL ENTERING THE RRWHYIS HE INSANE
TE AMO REY
who was #1
based rey working the zoomers by using terms he learned from dom
>>16768976Corey is going to challenge Wade to a fight. Winner gets to stay and do commentary for Smackdown
>>16769025The original Rey for replaced after Seth took his eye out.
When you enter at 2 you start at the same time as number 1 so technically you outlasted everyone Rey
>>16769003>struck goldnobody believes this, Joe
Damn Rumble really is stacked this year
>outlasted 28 other superstarsSenor, math???
Royal Rumble announcements are boring as shit, how many minutes of TV has been wasted on this crap.
its kinda crazy rey can cut a long live promo like this now
EDDIEEDDIEEDDIE
>>16769022They were great as opening matches on Nitro, bad whenever they tried to branch out beyond this
So is there a chance Carmella could come back?
>>16769058i don't think the #2 entries get the credit they deserve from the commentators and such, it is literally the exact same thing as #1 but you have to wait an extra 2 minutes for the intro
FATASS LOOKING FOR TACOS
>Eddiesploitation still going on after 20 years
>>16769019Bad Girl
KO thought they were chanting TENDIES TENDIES
Anyone knows what kind of watch he's wearing?
>>16769071Nah, they doThey always did '29 other men' until the cuck took over
WINGED EAGLE MENTIONED
kek KO
>>16769058#1 has their nerves more elevated resulting in a higher blood pressure during #2s entrance, thus a disadvantage.
>>16769070i think carmella said she wanted to come back or already would be back if she wasn't having medical issues right now - it seems pregnancy literally destroyed her body
i need a strem pls
>>16769078
EAT A FUCKING SALAD YOU FAT FUVK
>>16769070Nope. Her and Graves are looking for a big payout from the money mark.
KO being heel again feels good, his babyface run was lame
>>16764580Cm punk tonight
Am I jist high or did Rey's mask change color? Wasn't white?
>KO's shirtFUCKING KEK
>>16769089https://psp-tv.com/r/pwmake accountuse ublock origin to block adshave fun
Kevin about to beach the shit out of Rey, huh
>Rey *licks lips* you smell like a gordita crunch wrap...and I'm hungry
>Then best friendHe might literally kill Sami
i heard you... just now talking about how you were going to make some birriaand rey, i mean this from the cholesterol in my heart, it's never been a secret, there's a lot of food in my gullet that i eat quite a bit, but very few i eat as much as i eat birria
Kevin has openly been campaigning for a singles match with Rey for years now
marcelo has a sore throat isnt he?
Kevin main evented WM before Punk lmaooo
>>16769092I eat salads every day and I'm still fat.
>>16769100>make account
I still dont get why kev is the bad guy, these boos gotta be piped in
>winged eagle still not attached to the leather properlySLOPPY SHOP
I miss my wife.
Rey is a codychad
>>16769115He killed Randy
>>16769113You don't even need a fucking active email, yeah
>>16769105BIRRIA BIRRIA619
>>16769106KO's has been in the company for over 10 years and hes never had a singles match with Rey?
KO's shirt is some serious schizo kino
i would be more than gladly face you
I hate this fat fuck so much
kek schizo KO going off on Rey
Where are the ring ads at? Not having any is distracting
I wish they’d sell that shirt.
schizo kevin is literally the best
Is Rey really Cody?
i wasn't a KO fan before this but this heel turn has really sold me on KO absolutely love this fat fuck
>>16769120stop posting my girl
>>16769112yeah me too but he's on tv so it's ok to mock him because you and me are just slightly robust as a cool lifestyle choice
>uh KO I don't think that's a real belt>KO melts downkek based
>drew>KOAAAHHHH Who else is going crazy?!
>>16769133you're supposed to
Is it true? Has Kevin gone delulu?
why is kevin owens carrying a belt if he isnt the champion?
schizo Kevin is over with me
This is dimes
>being compared to dirty dom is the worst insultKEK
I want to cum inside Bianca.
KO's permanent sane man in an insane world gimmick is just too good
>>16769146Seth
naomi obviously attacked jade
No reaction for Ghetto Child
>>16769146Seth is already starting to. he lost to punk and if he loses to drew again it might be the final strawdrew x seth x ko stable soon
>>16769150anon....
surely naomi attacked jade
>when you're compared to a fat guy shorter than you who steals belts
The Dusty shitposting t-shirts that nobody ever points out are over with me brother.
Is Jade pregnant?
>tfw remember jade cargill exists
>>16769124Cody's fault
Who's turning on who, /pw/?
Why are they standing in a mechanic shop
ABSOLUTE HOSS
Bianca wears shorts now?
candice is cutejesus nia lost so much weight good for her
be honest
Straight from Catering... NIA SNAX
Bianca's thighs looking yummy wummy as usual
jade hit herself with a car so she can play storm in xmen: ebony kween armpit wars
I wonder how Indi Hartwell feels about Candice being on TV every week after she got released
THERES ONLY ONE MEAL
>im not like most girls>im 200 lbs heavier than most girls
>>16769142
shoutout to the simps, we love women's wrestling!!! hot girl graps!!!
>The Rock comes back>Nia Jax is on every TV show all the timeWhy is DJ like this
>>16769186shoulda tried being more attractive and less gay
>>16769186Should have married a Hunter boy
I am gonna be honest with you guys I don't care for the female wrestlers
>>16769190
>>16769146Drew hasn't told a single lie yet, it's not his fault the rest of the world went crazy
>he's still seething over womenkek gay men are so funny
Nia Jax should use a sonic belch as her finisher.
>>16769184The Bianca thread has been working me into full shoots the past few days. She's insanely hot.
>>16769186she got the last laugh, she got one of the fed's golden boys yeetman exposed for cheating on his wife
>>16769189damn laura loomer cleans up nice
>Rams vs Eagles Btw EDP is making vids again. So that's something
>>16769120Where did you get this picture of me?
>>16769182I want her to crush my lwc
SmackDown gets a 3rd hour and it becomes womemeslop?
>>16769196I like them when they're Japanese
Ever notice how simps actually start talking and acting like women? They unhealthily obsess so much over their waifus that they start to sound like them. I can't un-notice it now.
>>16769213I thought he got caught diddling
>>16769213>Btw EDP is making vids againhow the fuck is he not behind bars
>>16769183>450 kilos and an attitude>450 kilos and an attitude
NEXT>>16769211>>16769211>>16769211
is there a rule that says there MUST be at least 2 doctor shows on tv?
>>16769182raw, and i would finish inside her. next question
>>16769213that diddler is back on the internet?
>>16769218Watched this match again yesterday. Fucking epic.
>>16764584As Dusty famously once said "It'll nevah be ovah!"
>>16769207I want to live in her ass.