Parker Fucking Boureaux
>>16764930How is he so tapped in?
>>16764930bit of an unfortunate middle name
>>16764930How did WWE and AEW fumble him?
He gives me strong retard vibesAnd before you tell me to turn on my monitor: I'm a proud retard
>>16764930>>16764939>>16764947Buy a banner, dork.
>>16764930>Name: Parker Boudreaux>From: Planet Retard>Size: Fairly big>Gimmick: It's not a gimmick, it's his life>Finisher: Ends the match>Fanbase: Mostly on home planet, including decent support at its Earth embassy known as /pw/
>>16764930Insane drip fr
Have you guys seen his custom Desert Eagle? it says THE NEW MONSTER and there's like skulls and shit, it's pretty badasshttps://www.instagram.com/p/DDs_EKas3z4/
>>16766279Jesus that thing must cost tens of thousands if not hundreds. This Parker Boudreaux gotta be tapped in as fuck.
>>16764930sheeeeeesh
>>16764930My nigga Parker is the definition of Aura ong
>>16764930This loser needs to zoom the fuck out
>>16766564>the definition of Aurathe aura of being unemployed and unemployable
So what are the over/under odds that Parker got raped as a kid? Because those god awful tattoos scream "I was sexually abused as a kid and now uglified my body as a coping mechanism for dealing with the abuse I suffered".
>>16766620Parker's hideous tattoos are less a sign of being molested and more the fact that he's white trash ex-jock with money and parents that have no fuck.Lots of jocks defile their body with garbage tattoos to " make themselves look tough/scary/cool". And Parker is a trust fund brat with absentee parents, so no one was there to stop him from uglify himself.
>>16764930Misawa is looking down on Parker from heaven. Can you say the same, imperials?
>>16764939Hangs around blacks
>>16766279thats sick
The destroyer of the gods
