HO-LY SHITHO-LY SHITHO-LY SHIT
>>16765475Who goes over?
>>16765475Thought that was Ryback at first which would have been dimes. But no! It had to be the dimeless shitter Triple Gaytch.
>>16765475Tony looks dimes hereH looks unhealthy and on deaths door
>>16765866>>16765904based tonedog is unironically healthier and in better ring shape than Triple Bypass.Also never forget, TK already went over Triple K clean when he drove NXT off Wednesdays and got HHH fired kek
>>16765475LUCHA TONY
>>16765866Pauletty suffers a life-ending heart attack 2 minutes in after blowing both quads out and TK wins by default.
Damn the crippled bitch from the Republic of Ireland really hates HHH, wonder if he was the one who crippled him with his sledgehammer.
>>16766246lose weight bitchtits
The arena darkens, spotlights converge on the stage, and Triple H's "The Game" theme hits. He emerges, strutting down the ramp with his signature water bottle in hand, a mix of confidence and menace in his stride. He steps into the ring, grabs a mic, and the music fades.>Triple H: "Let me tell you something, folks. For years, I've been known as The Game, The Cerebral Assassin, the man who built legacies. But tonight, I'm here to address a new player, someone who thinks he can step into my world and make his mark. I'm talking about you, Tony Khan.>Tony, you've come into this business with your checkbook, buying talent, building a roster, but there's one thing you can't buy, and that's respect. Respect is earned in this ring, with sweat, blood, and determination. And come our match, I'm going to teach you that lesson the hard way."He takes a sip from his water bottle, the crowd hanging on his every word.>You see, Tony, you might be the head of your company, but in this ring, I am the king. I've seen empires rise and fall under my watch. I've fought legends, I've built stars, and I've ended careers. And now, you're stepping up, thinking you can stand toe-to-toe with me?"His voice rises with intensity.>You're not just facing a man; you're facing a legacy, an institution. This isn't about your company or mine; this is about proving who is the dominant force in this sport. So, Tony, I hope you've been training, I hope you've been studying, because at our match, you're going to see why they call me The Game.>And when the dust settles, when the bell rings, and you're lying there trying to figure out what hit you, remember this moment, remember my words. Because after I'm done with you, you'll know, without a shadow of a doubt, that in this world, in this ring, there's only one game, and I am it."Triple H drops the mic, his theme music blasts, and he exits the ring with every step exuding confidence
>>16766278*bows down to the**bows down to the king*
>>16766230El Hijo Del Billioné
>>16765475Tony was scared of CM Punk. Triple H would murder Tony.
>>16765866heart attack and mental breakdown after they do a shoot run-in
>>16765475Fitting that Tony looks like most of the indie flippy guys he hires.
>>16766328Triple H is a cuck who let another Khan fuck his CUNT wife
>>16766328Triple Bypass is on borrowed time. His heart is like the bus from Speed, only if it goes over 55 BPM it will explode.
>>16766767streets is sayin' this
>>16766381>shoot run-inkekola
>>16765475Storyline: both AEW and WWE want to buy TNA. First they clash on the mic for three weeks. Then Tony challenges TripleH at Wrestlemania. "Triple H in one last match, at Wrestlemania, versus El Masturbador De Perros"Then at Wrestlemania, after twenty eight minutes of an epic fight, they are both counted out.Hulk Hogan then comes and trolls them: "Sorry guys, TNA is already sold. The name says HHH indeed, but that's for Heil Hulk Hogan."
