Does anyone have the giant list of all of Tony's KWAB moments from 2024? There were so many it took like 3 full posts to cover them all.
When does Tony become KWABOAT
>>16780150I actually took the time to read the entire list that was compiled at the end of december. it really was like 4 posts to list it all off. multiple kwabs a month every month all of 2024. its almost loony toons comical the level of kwab that went on with him and aew.
>>16780185I read it too and saved it because it was so long but the dumb app i use for here somehow deleted it
>>16780185Yeah, there were just waaaay too many KWABs for Tony not to have won it. I know AEW fans wanted a year off, but I'd say Tony deserved 2024 KWABOTY more than any KWABOTY before it.
can you leave kawboty in 2024
>>16780162I think we should give him a lifetime achievement award and then disqualify him from winning KWABOTY again.
>>16780618This. Or the votes every year will be flooded
>>16780614It's not that AEW wanted a year off. It's that Vince being outed as a BBC scat fetishist and ousted from the wwe for it, is such a big KWAB that tony couldn't top it. Tell me anything tony did that's more embarrassing than having a dildo collection named after your own wrestlers and that being revealed to the public? Any other year? Yes tony would have won but that was too much. The closest he got was releasing the all in footage where you see his limp wrist tap punk on the arm, hilarious as that was it just wasn't enough. The only possible way I see tony topping Vince that year was video footage of him wanking a dog.
>>16780162when AEW goes under probably
>>16780202>brainded zoomers really use fucking apps to browse 4chan>doesnt know what the fucking is or how it works
>>16780647>Tell me anything tony did that's more embarrassing than having a dildo collection named after your own wrestlers and that being revealed to the public?The problem with this is that you think Vince would be in any way embarrassed by this when you just know he was bragging about that shit constantly to the boys in the back.
>>16780757I use an app because it's easier to browse at work- you can save threads to read later when you have time. Unfortunately they still get purged if jannies delete them or they're a few days old. I forgot to go back to read the kwab essay rip
>>16780786You'll never convince an AEW Beta that Vince is prowrestling's biggest Alpha Dog. They have had VDS their entire lives. Just think about that.
>>16780786What about his kids, how does Shane feel about it, or Linda, you think Linda can look people in they eye when they ask her about her husband?>Did you dad ever show you his collection? Who did he name them after, big boss man, big-E , randy savage?It's a KWAB even if he feels shame or not it or not.>>16780815Yes he was, which is why his fall is even more impactful, being replaced by triple bypass.
Tony KWABOTY I'm R.Frizzle.
>>16780741Tony has to much money to go under and hes dumb enough to spend it all trying to keep AEW going the real blow is when he loses his TV deal and has to go to some pathetic channel like POP TV
I don't have the list, but the All In footage thing was hilarious. Build it up all week, air it thinking it's going to hurt Punk (I'm guessing that was the plan), it immediately backfires with everyone and their moms dunking on Tony/AEW, start doing DMCA takedowns of the video. Wish I saved all the tweets/threads
>>16782080Was the "FUN!" promo by Edge on the same show or was it the week before? Either way talk about a double whammy
>>16782080>everyone and their momsyou and your reddit buddies
>>16780150afraid so
>>16782080That night on here was so much fun. Is pw archived? Because our board was drawing dimes
I just want to remind everyone, especially OP that AEW was originally going to be called WBW, World's Best Wrestling, and that Tony convinced himself that because he played a lot of EWR in his late 20s it meant he knew how to book. He has the mind of a sweet simple child, and it says more about you than him that you want to spend all day laughing at him.
>>16780786I don’t think the people in the WWE were impressed with it, considering they’re trying to distance themselves from him. They even cut him and blurred him out in 2K24 for crying out loud.
>>16782080That and the Onita trying exploit a cancer patient are the only real choices for most disgusting promotional tactic.
Is he a dual KWABOTY this year? One for AEW and the other for the Jaguars?
>>16783680Jets were worse, they were predicted to make the playoffs.
>>16780618Nope; he wins a life time KWAB award AND wins it every year.
It's honestly an impressive resume. I'm working on his 2025 candidacy too.January 2024>First Dynamite of 2024 and the fallout from Worlds End is completely overshadowed by Rock appearing on RAW Day 1, ratings drop 12%>Tony lets slip that he's not allowed to seek a new TV deal for AEW right now as they're still in the contract period, and has to sit and wait like a cuck while WBD courts WWE RAW>Tries to dunk on Jinder Mahal on Twitter only for the entire IWC to defend Jinder, and gets BTFO when it's pointed out that Jinder's appearence outdrew all of his weekly shows put together >Puts his world title on Samoa Joe as part of a cross promotion deal with WBD and their new Suicide Game, only for the game to be critically panned and bomb>Hires a new events guy who stops the BOGOF ticket scam, resulting in 2200 attendance for Dynamite and 1500 for CollisionFebruary 2024>Tweets out a gloating message about Rossy Ogawa's firing only to find that the Stardom locker room loves him and alienates nearly every Stardom wrestler from AEW>Books a 4 week lead in for the 2/7 Dynamite only to have it drop from the week prior>Announces a live show for Mercedes Moné expecting an instant sellout and only gets 4,000 tickets sold at $20 >Starts offering BOGOF tickets to the Big Business show and still lagging behind Blood and Guts from last year despite the new live events manager putting a stop to this practice only a month ago>Dynamite reaches 1 year sub 1milly viewers >Loses promoter of the year to Haitch>WWE wins promotion of the year for first time in over 20 years not because they were good but because AEW was so bad
>>16783905March>Mercedes Moné says in an interview that she's going to go back to WWE as it's the big leagues, a week before debuting in AEW>Big Business has a 5 week lead in and hype only to remain steady from the week before>An updated report comes out dropping Big Business's rating even lower>Mercedes systematically crashes every quarter she's in in her first 3 appearences>AEW is forced to downsize DoN 2024 due to less hypeApril>CM Phil interview reveals that no one respects Tony as a boss and his NDAs are worthless>Tony releases 10 wrestlers on April Fools Day and they don't think it's serious, goes back on his long held "I honor my contracts" ethos>Makes Edge cut a rah rah speech on live TV because Phil hurt his feelings >WBD doesn't renew AEW within the contract renewal period and Tony now scrambles to negotiate with other companies >Airs the backstage Phil All In footage on Dynamite as a "gotcha" only to be ridiculed >Puts his world title on NXT alumni Swerve Strickland only to find the PPV buys plummeted >Takes a bump on live TV and drops 70k viewers from the week prior>Gets invited to NFL press coverage and says "WWE is Harvey Weinstein" immediately getting cut off, also refers to his brand as Pepsi
>>16783905>>16783909May >AEW is cancelled on 3 different international networks within a 3 day period >WBD loses the NBA and their advertising income>Isn't mentioned on the WBD upfronts amidst rumors of WBD cutting costs>Tony cries about how his company is treated on Twitter (again) and gets made fun of>Tony gives the neckbrace from his injury angle to a charity and when it doesn't get bidders he buys it back for a $100k donationJune>Tony goes on another Twitter rant about how he's a sicko and makes wrestling for other sickos (wtaf was this?)>A few months after calling his brand the Pepsi of wrestling, Pepsi becomes the third most popular brand of soda behind Coke and Dr Pepper >MJFs big return does average tickets and numbers despite being one of the few things advertised for the show>Gets made fun of by all the wrestling podcasters who say he's losing it because the Fast Nationals leak >Books a residency for Collision/RoH at a 1,300 capacity venue for 4 weeks and struggles to reach even 500 tickets>Leaks an unsourced low NXT rating only for the rating for AEW to drop to a record low while NXT beat them in total viewers and the demo (and the fake rating still beat AEW)>Flies in Último Guerrero for a match with Okada and makes him wear a mask, despite him not wrestling in one in over ten years, resulting in AEWs gear guy rigging a half assed one together that falls off constantly. AEW production has to edit the match to look passable as the crowd were laughing at Ultimo>Tony has a bizarre interview on WOR where he says the word "great" around 14 times when talking about the WBD deal while looking nervous>Tony books a bunch Mistico with the Lucha Bros specifically as a first time ever match only to be told by Dave Meltzer that it's the third time they've teamed up
>>16783905>>16783909>>16783911July>Tony books Stephanie Vaquer in a main event spot on TV and at Forbidden Door against Mercedes Moné only for her to sign with WWE a week later>Tony brags about Dynamite increasing their audience for the Twitter hivemind to point out that they still lost to NXT in the demo, seemingly reversing the narrative from 2020>Blood and Guts 2024 is the lowest rated B&G so far, down from the previous week>Tony books a meeting with Shane McMahon teasing an appearance on Dynamite only for the rating to drop >MJF runs in to the women's locker room and shouts at Britt Baker, only for Baker to get fined and suspended August >WBD let's the AEW option expire leaving AEW without a TV deal after December 2024>Lucha Bros announce they've sought new trademarks and are leaving with WWE right after Tony booked them at All In, needing to change plans >Young Bucks disappear from TV right before All In because it turns out Tony gave them limited dates and didn't plan ahead>Tony has Swerve cut a promo alluding to "50k people at Wembley" seemingly showing Tony has given up on getting anywhere close to last year>WBDs streaming merger is blocked, providing yet another roadblock to AEWs TV rights>Suspends tickets for All In at 55k giving up hope of getting close to last year September>Mercedes Moné strong arms Tony in to going on later in the evening at All In and running late with her entrance, leading to time being cut from her match as well as the Perry/Darby match and cutting short Stings cameo>Turnstyle count confirms All In 2024 was 36% less than last year>Deletes wins and losses from the AEW roster page, completely giving up on his sports based presentation
>>16783680I'm pretty sure /sp/ did give it to Tony
>>16783905>>16783909>>16783911>>16783912September>All Out has it's lowest attendance so far>Tony has a schizo interview where he claims again that WWE has a legion of journalists all making bad press for AEW>Tickets for Wrestledream are sluggish leading to Tony cutting prices heavily >Tony changes up plans for Wrestledream and doesn't coordinate with producers, meaning that Darby Allin looks like an idiot for giving up his title match with Danielson>Mercedes Moné hints about having creative control as well as limited datesOctober>Tony gets a rare W by getting a new TV deal for AEW although it's immediately overshadowed by rock bottom Dynamite ratings and attendance, Tony posts a cope on Twitter claiming AEW is wildly successful despite every measurable metric being down, showing he doesn't understand PR>The build to Wrestledream is lambasted as confusing and inconsistent while Tony posts on Twitter about how successful AEW is, again>Moxley states in an interview that AEW has lost its intensity and identity, fans pile on Tony not realising that the Mox interview was in kayfabe but still speaks truth>Tony is sued by 3 ex AEW employees regarding dismissal>Keith Lee and Miro once again ask for their release and it's not granted despite neither being used for ages>Tony adds injury time to Rey Fenix's contract after Penta supposedly leaks an upcoming package WWE deal for both of them, leading to lots of negative press>WWE announces NXT ID which prevents certain indie wrestlers from appearing on AEW, and if AEW offers a contract WWE has the right of first refusal, optically always making AEW look like the second choice
>>16783905>>16783909>>16783911>>16783912>>16783916November>AEW hires the Hurt Business, further receiving criticism about being an Exfed retirement home >AEW begins booking smaller venues from mid December onwards, having to dramatically downscale their lighting and production rig>Scott D'more refuses to meet Tony regarding a job and instead is courted by WWE>Tony stops posting ratings numbers in his gloating Twitter updates and instead just refers to the numbers being "up">Bobby Lashley gives an interview where he says he was disappointed to leave WWE as he wanted to retire there>AEW is forced to move their Australian show to a smaller venue due to abysmal ticket salesDecember >GCW talent Effy goes off on Tony on a podcast, leading Tony to pull AEW talent from an upcoming GCW show out of spite>Dynamite, Rampage and Collision all hit record lows in one week, with all 3 shows combined failing to draw 1 million viewers>Continental Classic proves to be a ratings poison after 3 straight shows of viewer drop off>AEW loses in the ratings to an NXT with Eric Bischoff on it>Fenix trends on Twitter after disclosing inhumane treatment he went through in AEW>The All In Texas kickoff event is attended by only 100-120 fans>The All In Texas presale results in only 8k sold in a 40k seater stadium>Tony forced to finally confirm Rampage is cancelled >Meltzer reports that Shockwave talks with Fox have fizzled out after AEWs declining ratings>Rampage is officially cancelled
You are mentally ill
>>16783663Watch as “continued relationship with Saudi Arabia” makes a comeback and wins again for the umpteenth millionth time
>>16780150>giant list of all of Tony's KWAB moments from 2024? There were so many it took like 3 full posts to cover them all.There was, it was crazy. And despite all that, Vince won in a landslide. Mindboggling.
>Tries to dunk on Jinder Mahal on Twitter only for the entire IWC to defend Jinder, and gets BTFO when it's pointed out that Jinder's appearence outdrew all of his weekly shows put together Never fails to make me kek
>>16780150no slide
>>16784231the numbers don't lie
>>16784231no lies detected
>>16784231>rovert cope posts
this one got him wheeling and squealing
>>16783905>>16783909>>16783911>>16783912>>16783916>>16783918>There is an actual listHOLY SHITHOLY SHITHOLY SHIT
>>16783918Your in-depth study of KWABology is absolutely astounding, sir.
>>16783918based
>>16783905>>16783909>>16783911>>16783912>>16783916>>16783918No wonder Tony wins KWABOTY so easily
>>16786915Tony KWABs as naturally as he breathes
Fun read. Thanks anon.
>>16780150Still Tony
rovert is the frontrunner for kwaboty 2025
>>16780150Yep still Tony
>>16788109Rovert finna go over Trannytits a.k.a. Bitchtits LMFAOOOO
