What if he snapped in the locker room instead of his home?
>>16780389He will be choked by CM Punk
>snaps>tries to choke someone out>a bunch of the boys intervene and subdue him>he either gets fired or gets sent to the booby hatchIt would have been less interesting, that's for sure.
>>16780389*beats the piss out of that midget*
>>16780401Based enforcer
>>16780389he's number #30 this year for the RR guaranteed
>>16780389>OMG GUYS WOULD HE HAVE KILLED A BUNCH OF PRO WRESTLERS THAT WERE BIGGER THAN HIM INSTEAD OF A WOMAN AND A SMALL CHILD? zoomies are retards
>>16780389He would have been stopped unless it was to HHH and everyone would just silently let it happen like Bruiser Brody
>>16780389Chris didn't snap or have roid rage, the whole thing happened meticulously over a week end which implies he planned the whole thing out for a while at least
>>16780411holy worked
>>16780428This. People simply assume he roid raged or was mentally pozzed but he decided to murder both his wife and son over that weekend. I don’t buy that he roid raged just because of how he did it.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Benoit_double-murder_and_suicide
>>16780428Chris Benoit was probably plotting the murders of his wife and son during all of his matches in 2007
>>16780488He was mentally pozzed, they scanned his brain and it was at the same stage of degradation as an 85 year old with Alzheimers. The biopsy also found that all four of his brain lobes were damaged and he had severe CTE. He was severally brain damaged and on roids, regular stress could have set him off.
>>16780389that would have slap his manlet ass to the smooth chilly tile floor and gave him the ninety-two special
>>16780389I'm think I can beating him in a shoot fight I'm afraid
>>16780389Imagine how hard the hand chops would sound if he snapped and started chopping you relentlessly
>>16780522>they scanned his brain and it was at the same stage of degradation as an 85 year old with Alzheimers.When will this meme die? That's not what the doctor said. He said it resembled one. If he had the brain of an 85 year old alzheimers patient he wouldn't be able to navigate through airports, etc
Imagine instead if he went through with the match that weekend and shoot snapped in the match with Punk.
>>16780389He would've been put in his place.
>>16780607Explain to me the difference between his brain being as fucked up as an 85 year old guy with alzheimers and having the appearance of one. Do you know what an analogy is?
>>16780607Saying "resembles" doesn’t mean "exactly the same" but indicates overlapping characteristics (e.g., brain atrophy, cognitive decline). The 85 year old alzheimers patient comparison does not mean it is the same, it is mean to say it has comparable brain damage The doctor used 'resembles' to describe similarities in brain structure damage or lack function, not a literal equivalence to an 85-year-old with advanced Alzheimer's. Cognitive decline varies in severity and 'expression', it's possible to perform tasks like navigating airports with mild impairment, especially if the person relies on routines or assistance. conversely, people can have the 'brain damage' comparable to a 85yo alzheimers patient and still go to the airport because brain function is not as simple as you're assuming it is. The comparison is putting it in layman terms so you can understand, but your retardation makes it so the layman analogy is taken literally. Please kill yourself asap
>>16780631>>16780638
>>16780651based shameless midwit
>>16780392Cm punk gets his skull smashed on concrete by triple suplexes. Then he kills Eugene with a cripple cross face because he thinks he's his son.
>>16780389He would’ve had nothing but pure strikes laid upon him mmmmmm
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>>16780389He snapped because his antagonist wife wanted to be in the main event of his will, why he killed the kid idk
>>16780688He looked at him funny.
>>16780638>>16780631>>16780607>>16780522Why didnt they give him the same procedure they did for shibata? That could've helped him
>>16780389He's a midget in a roided up locker room of 6'4 chads who would he choke Hornswoggle?
>>16780428>>16780488Or it happened over the weekend because that was the time he was home, since they used to travel like 350 days a year back then. If it were premeditated the investigation would have found evidence of that, all the Google searches Chris did about resurrecting a child and how to kill yourself were done after the murders happened. And the searches concerning Daniel lead you to believe he regretted killing him, which doesn't fit with a narrative that his death was planned.
>>16780607>If he had the brain of an 85 year old alzheimers patient he wouldn't be able to navigate through airports, etcHe could be President of the United States of America.
>JBL sticks soap up your ass as punishment for trying to strangle another wrassler
Taker would’ve summoned him to wrestler‘s court
>>16780389Chavo will pacify him by hugging him. Benoit will be sent into a mental hospital and recover. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkN8V2Xogsw
Mike the Miz would be dead and I could of been Maryse's husband.
>>16780631>Resembling X and being X is the same.Quintessential tranny logic.
>>16780392post MMA-Punk/benoit would be the modern day bart gunn vs. dr. deathbenoit is just a play fighter and only on planet retard would you think he could outstrike and outwrestle someone with real MMA training.benoit knew quaint little wrestling holds, but those old guys give you their back. if punk hadn't already knocked this overgrown midget out cold, chris trying to grapple in a shoot would find himself in a rear naked. no sweat.then chris is gonna have to pick up all the trash that knocked over in the scuffle, or else.........
>>16780389He'd have been subdued pretty easily cause the locker room would have had multiple in shape guys bigger than him and not just a woman and a retarded kid
>>16780389PPL saying he would get choked out... wrestling guys in the locker room, not his wife and kid, etc... you're forgetting Chris Benoit was a two-time world heavyweight champion and Royal Rumble winner - he's no pushover. He could take down three, four bigger guys than him permanently (unalived) before he's stopped by numbers alone. He's the rabid wolverine, the crippler. There's no situation he hasn't thought about that doesn't occur to the average man's mind before it's too late and Benoit is not the average man. If it's between Benoit and several other wrestlers all against him they'd have to be at minimum six inches taller than him (so 6'6) to make things balanced out for a proper comparison to the tragedy that unfolded. But he didn't do what he did out of lack of trying, that's a huge misunderestimate of his technical abilities in a par situation where both sides are on equal footing.
I think it's important to remember he was on WWECW. Who would have stopped him? Shannon Moore? The zombie? Balls Mahoney? Dreamer?
>>16781599If he snapped on the last show he was on, then it would be:CM Punk, Elijah Burke, Johnny Nitro, Kevin Thorn, Marcus Cor Von, Nunzio, Sean Alexander, The Boogeyman, and Tommy Dreamer.His last match was actually against Elijah Burke, so if he snapped on him, Benoit would get flattened.>Burke is a former officer for the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office in Florida who started in corrections before crossing over to the street. He would become an amateur boxer during this time as well as a toughman competitor in Jacksonville's Club 5 and Club Plush, where he would amass a 98–1 win–loss record in the span of 3 years.it wouldn't be good. Burke is 14 years younger, a real fighter and who had a career that trained him to take crazy people down and restrain them, and could reach past Benoit's stubby little arms and knock his block off before it got to the ground.
>>16780411Zoomers don't watch wrestling
>>16780389He gets heemed by someone above 5'6
>>16780522that is a bullshit line from dr omalu that people regurgitate. he didn't have the "brain of an alzheimer's patient". if he didn't he wouldn't have been able to function at all. he was still wrestling at a very high level and driving himself from town to town. benoit was just one of the first high profile athletes to have his brain donated but he is not unique. 99% of athlete's brains donated have "CTE", even soccer players. it doesn't mean anything. test had CTE. how much CTE do you think guys like foley have, or fighters who get hit in the head full power for real? nothing "set him off". he cancelled all his appearances that week and flew 1000 miles home specifically to kill his wife. he shouldn't have even been at home that week. he was supposed to be doing house shows. it wasn't like he was just having dinner one night and snapped out of nowhere. nancy and chris were arguing for years and she got a restraining order against him in 2003sometimes people just kill their families. did chris watts kill his family because of CTE too? wrestlers and fighters should be killing their families all the time if it was because of CTE>>16780775He wasn't supposed to be at home at all that weekend. He had house shows and a PPV to work. He had no reason to be at home
>>16780389Legit though guys like JBL and Harcore Holly would've fucked him up like the roided midget he was
>>16780638Chris isn't gonna sleep with u bro. If Chris's brain was fucked, there would have been one example of it before the murders. Chris had a personal issue with Nancy, it finally boiled, & the kid witnessed it, or chris didn't want the kid to be an orphan & live with what happened. That's it.
>>16781822I can imagine Punk trying to act like a tough guy and break up the fight and just getting heemed by Benoit kek
>>16781822If chris snapped he would have gone after vince!
>>16780389What if he went home and his son killed his wife
>>16782799that would explain the knife gimmick
>>16780392Chris didn't have much hair to pull
>>16782808I think the knife was stashed there by Nancy. She was probably sleeping with Daniel at this point to get away from chris, shit was probably escalating all week
>>16782808It's a tear on the crime scene
>>16780389[to the tune of his theme song]KILL MY WIFE AND KID, KILL MY WIFE AND KIDKILL MY WIFE AND KID, KILL MY WIFE AND KIDKILL MY WIFE AND KID, KIDKILL MY WIFE AND KID, KIDKILL MY WIFE AND KID, KIDKILL MY WIFE AND KID, KIDKILL MY WIFE AND KID, KILL MY WIFE AND KIDKILL MY WIFE AND KID, KILL MY WIFE AND KID
>>16782829>She was probably sleeping with Daniel at this pointwtf no wonder he killed her, that poor boy
>>16782882You think making fun of tragedies is alright?
>>16782897Do you know where you are, kid?
>>16782808>Custom World Heavyweight complete with nameplate:(
What if Vince was shitting on him?
>>16782829If she was so aware of the situation, why didn’t she use the knife on the day of reckoning?
>>16783143Chris ambushed that jobber. Crossfaced, she tapped but he didnt release, no ref im afraid
>>16781822Smackdown and ECW were taped together.Mark Henry would have just sat on the angry little roid head until the police arrived.
>>16781424Hi Phil. I'm a huge fan.
What if snapped on a plane? What security measures would we have to take today.
It wild when asked about it around the time so many wrestlers needed to make it clear that despite being special needs his son was a good kid. Would never fly today.
>>16783184I thought the special needs thing was some bullshit Jericho cooked up. Nancys sister has said he had a medical conditolion but wasnt retarded. Some people are just small and not that bright. That doesnt make them speds.
>>16783176It wouldn’t have been worse than the Plane Ride from Hell
>>16781822I'll be honest, all that always sounded like a bit of a work to me. But, let's say it's legit. Let's assume Burke could have heemed Benoit, is he the type to interfere if doesn't have anyth8ng to do with him? If, say, Benoit and Nitro get into it in the locker, how many guys just let it go, boys will be boys etc? I'm not saying Benoit WOULD have murdered anyone in the locker room, I honestly kind of doubt it. But, I think the people talking about how he would have got put down quickly by one of his fellow fake-fighters are making a strong assumption.
>>16780764Katsuyori Shibata was a Japanese professional wrestler who suffered internal bleeding and swelling in his brain after delivering a brutal headbutt during a match in 2017. He underwent emergency surgery for a traumatic brain injury in which doctors at the University of Tokyo Hospital removed his brain and put it back in.After the surgery, when Shibata finally woke up, he was barely able to speak. The doctors couldn't understand him at first, until they realized that Shibata only was able to speak English and French. When the doctors asked Shibata in English was his name was, he responded with "Chris." When the doctors asked what year it was, Shibata responded with "2007."Shibata did recall that he was a professional wrestler and had been one since 1985. But Katsuyori Shibata was born in 1979, and only would have been five or six years old at the time. Doctors initially thought that Shibata was deeply confused as a side effect of the surgery. Until one of the interns noticed that a brain in the freezer, which they had intended to use for research, was missing. The brain that went missing? It was labeled "Chris Benoit."
https://toothlessaggression.ytmnd.com/
>>16781424
Jesus how dumb are wrestling fans that they think this nigga had the brain of an 85 year old with alzheimers lmao. If that was the case he'd be in a home and barely be able to communicate most of the time.
>>16784065This. That was an exaggerated comment by some random ass doctor. Wrestling fans really think he’d be able to work matches and cut promos if that was true. 85 year old Alzheimer’s means you literally can’t function without assistance
>>16780392I would have loved to see a bloodthirsty Benoit fight an egomaniac like PhilPhil would have his face beaten in till he could no longer move
>>16780392Punk couldn't choke his chicken.
mmmm Taker wouldn't go for that.
>>16780522You forgot about the Oxies and Xanax
>>16780389He would have eventually murdered Miz .
>>16782877Nancy had a lanyard around her neck
>>16783143James Mitchell held her down
