LMAOOOOOOGET IT?!?! BECAUSE NO SEX!IN MODERN SOCEITY ITS PATHETIC IF YOURE A VIRGIN! GET IT?!?! YOU HAVE NO VALUE IF YOU NEVER HAD SEX LOLYOUR VALUE AS A PERSON IS DETERMINED ON WHETHER OR NOT YOUVE HAD SEX LOLOLOL
>>16783194based Drew working the virgins
Based Drew
>>16783194you need sex
OP got worked by Drew into a shoot thread revealing too much about himslef
>>16783194OPetty's love life ended when he got carpal tunnel
kek /pol/ BTFO
>>16783194OP being a virgin past the age of 17 is fuckin pathetic.
>>16783194Holy worked, how fat and ugly are you anon?
>>16783194dude can't even find his penis due to roids so has to think about others having sex
>>16783194This dronie is seething over big dimes Drew accurately calling piggies out for being sexless
>>16783238I was going to say holy fucking seethe but your seething virgin ass has never fucked
>>16783194That's right, lil chud. It means nobody can tolerate you.
>>16783194You incels get really fucking defensive.
My first time was the worst and most embarrassing sex I ever had in my life at 26. Many escorts, AMPs, random hookups, and orgies later and im a sex GAWD now in my late 30sEveryone should lose thier virginity in their teens. Males should unironically have lessons for this kind of thing the moment they turn 12. It’s bullshit that we don’t while expected to automatically know and do 80-90% of the work the day we turn 18.
/r9k/ bros..I thought drew was our guy
>>16783198>>16783205>>16783207>>16783209>16783217>16783218>16783233>16783235>16783245>16783260>16783264>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT BURNS I NEVER SHOULD'VE GAVE IN TO MY SEXUAL DESIRES AN ETERNITY OF PAIN WAS NOT WORTH TEMPORAL PLEASURES!!!!
>>16783282>Males should unironically have lessons for this kind of thingThe fuck kind of lessons do you need? If you can't get a girl then that's a skill issue
>>16783207u offerin bb?
Caring about how long you last in bed is peak simp behaviour and caring about how long another man lasts in bed is not only simp behaviour but also just flat out gay.
>>16783330dis nigga copin cause he be shootin his load in his pants when a bitch brush up against him fr
>>16783194it's only funny because drew sounds legitimately gotten to
>>16783378>getting worked by x the everything app ngmi
The Bible says that I should have sex after I get married
>>16783319Something that teaches you how to fuck.How to move.How to make the other feel good. Instead we’re left to guess and see what works on our own.This is holistic. This is therapy. And all males are often going in blind when there is so much more to know in this language of touch.
>>16783403I lost my virginity to an older woman who taught me how to fuck properly. Once she felt like I was good enough she ghosted me :(I still think about her titties sometimes
>>16783415yeah I fucked your mom too anon you're not special
>>16783194Worked and seething
>>16783415Lucky. I grew in poverty and was largely neglected. I was a geek and was KWABOTY every year until I turned 24. Then I grinded and realized the dating world was a shopping center.Then I think I broke my brain having so much and sought something deeper than popcorn. And now I’m here.
>>16783403Yeah you still haven't had sex
>>16783315>going for the christcuck larp when Drew is married anywayKWAB
I've seen my roommate's boobs twice in the last 5 years. I'm the most sexual active user on /pw/
>>16783446I have had an unreal amount of sex around the world. It is sex.You can pay for this thing.Incels don’t exist.Well black incels might because many girls were no AA in America.
>>16783465If he had sex before he got married, then he's going to Hell.
>>16783194based drew working this virgin
I'm a virgin at 31. I had opportunities to have sex when I was 26 I dated like 20 women in a month but didn't fuck any of them and ghosted. 2 even straight up offered me sex but I sperged out. Then dated a girl who liked me when I was 29 and I ghosted her. Whenever I tried escort sites I just stop because I feel guilty and disgusting.I'm just mentally fucked up and broken I'd probably burst into tears just hugging a woman let alone having sex with one.If you're reading this and you're a teenager who's a virgin, please don't waste your life. Get it out the way ASAP because it will screw you up in the head if you don't.
>>16783512ngl anon sounds like you might be a shoot faggot
>>16783194very disappointing from drew. he’s normally great at posting and a twitter master but he let himself get worked into a shoot by fucking wrestelamia. this is cringeworthy.
I'm in my mid-30s and still a virgin. It's honestly not a big deal.
>>16783537You're coping. It's understandable though
>>16783315>nobody gets married>sex only happens premaritallyAre you a Christian Jap? Only place I know of where married men don't have sex.
>>16783543This may come to a shock to you, but there are a shit ton of 30+ year old virgins out there now. And I rather be a 30 year old virgin than a babyless 30 year old woman. Women are getting dicked yes but Chad is not choosing them to be the mother of their offspring. Both males and females are going through a crisis. It's why fertility rate is skyplummenting
Sex is gay.
>>16783487Yeah you still haven't had sex
I'll have sex when Dynamite gets a milly
>>16783564>there's loads of 30+ virgins>I'd rather be a male virgin than a childless woman>Chad is rejecting them>It's happening to women tooPlease bro, just stop. I know how you feel I do exactly the same shit.
>>16783194If I see a post like that which targets adult virgins like me and I don't feel a damn thing about it, what does that mean? Are my copes working or am I just dead
>>16783194It is true that you have no value if you're a virgin.Sex is justa simple way to measure usefulness. If you can't achieve something as simple as getting laid, it means you're a parasite who won't be able to provide anything useful to society. Your level of incompetence is so high, it would be better if you were simply eliminated.
>>16783616Too bad that virginchads won't die while you keep seething.
>>16783585keep on rollin' baby
Sex makes you a slave to women unless it's rape. Rape is the only way in which sex can ever be considered heterosexual, but even then you let women have control over your weak mind by having them influence your thoughts and desires via sex drive which is no different from an addict being controlled by drugs.
>>16783644I mean folks, where's the lie?
It absolutely blows my mind when I find out someone is 30+ and still a virgin. 25 or so I could understand but if you have lived on this earth for three decades and haven't even figured out how to accomplish the simplest and most important task in existence (breeding) then what fucking hope do you losers have?
>>16783744Having sex on its own isn't breeding you dipshit
>sex-pursuers cry and feel suicidal when they don't have sex>sex-pursuers cry and feel suicidal when they have a breakup>sex-pursuers constantly need female validation and also validation from other men>sex-pursuers worship foids and put them on a pedestal>sex-pursuers have gay shit like feelings including faggotry such as "love" and "sadness" which they openly show on here all the time to other men, but they are too pussy and cowardly to show them to foids because they will probably get the ick>sex-pursuers have various sick and disgusting fetishes>sex-pursuers spend money on foids>sex-pursuers change they personality and pretend to be someone else when around foids>sex-pursuers would betray their best friends for pussy>sex-pursuers do gay ass couple shit that only women like so that their gf/wife doesn't leave them, meanwhile they have to drop hobbies that women don't like>sex-pursuers care about the sex life of others, especially that of other men>sex-pursuers are insecure about their bodies>sex-pursuers want to feel desired by women, so they try to make themselves look good, but someone who is straight wouldn't know what makes a man look good since he would never be attracted to masculine features, meaning that every metrosexual vain narcissistic fuckboy is actually a homosexual>sex-pursuers have sex not for their own enjoyment and pleasure, but to make women feel good like good little simps while women don't give a shit about them>sex-pursuers will judge other men by their sex performance and if they can satisfy their partner in bed (gay)>sex-pursuers are ok with being judged for their height and dick size, but they would never "body shame" a woman, not even for things she can change like her weight, instead they will psyop themselves into thinking that fat women are desirable because they are little bitches who are afraid of receiving backlash from society for being mean to foidsYeah I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.
>>16783595Based and monkpilled.
>>16783744Ah yes breeding sure is so important to you. I bet you also tell the same to people who use protection during sex or those who do anal and oral or women who get abortions. Surely you do and aren't just a hypocritical loser, right?
If you’ve lived to the age of like, 25, and you’ve participated in society and not had a single woman warm up to you enough for even a pity fuck, society is completely correct to look down on you and trust you because it displays a basic lack of care and skill in human relationships
>>16783755Many are saying this.
>>16783755Promo's good.
The virginity epidemic is a white and asian problem. all the niggas I know lost it at 11, 12. 13 max, and you were getting clowned on if it took that long
>>16783772Yes women sure are the best judge of character. I mean it's not like they fuck serial killers or anything like that. You are totally right my pussy whipped retarded little simp friend.
>>16783755Any lies detected?
>>16783795'fraid not.
Wow, Drew is a completely gotten to geek lmao
Incels make me heckin mad. Everyone who doesn't worship women needs to be killed I tell ya.
Sex is gay af
I love women so much that I cut off my willy and became one myself. I don't respect any man who doesn't do the same. You incels disgust me.
>>16783829TRVKE.
>>16783585>>16783829Sad but true.
>>16783744Having kids or just fucking? I’ve done the latter, I’d be a total fuckup as a parent, you should be happy I’m not bringing life into this world
>>16783194Have sex
>>16783769Kek this made him shut up.
>>16783772You sure you wanna say that when there’s a provable group of virgin males who won’t ever get laid (autists)?
>>16783755ok incel
>>16783585>went too fast>way too soon >I feel disgusted >and you should too Fred Durst gets too much shit for being this real
>>16783937We don't sign our posts here.
>>16783870Based self aware and socially conscious anon
This thread is hilarious by the way. Immediately outs the virgins. The only people who care to a certain point about sex are the ones not getting any
Man lots of virgins ITT lol. I thought you guys were cool too
Virgins live rent-free in my mind.
>>16783971>>16784007VirginGODS board
>>16783755Kek this got the sexcord bubblin' and boilin'
>>16783194Now try to post this with out crying, if you can. Good luck
Based Drew working the virgin smarks.
>Give money to a prostitute >Lose virginity sooo difficult
>>16784177Then why don't you do it, fat boy?
>>16783755sexers..... how the FUCK do we respond?
>>16783744Tesla was a virgin and one of the smartest minds in the world...
>>16784205Fatty, you're no fucking tesla. Go take a shower, hit the gym, and get a clue
The people who try and flex "i had sex" on 4chan to dab on incels are just as pathetic as the incels themselves
>>16784205Newton too. The 2 greatest minds humanity has ever produced have been virginchads.
>>16783755I have sex with my wife and I feel pretty good about life =)
>>16783383Too bad that will never happen ya larpin' groyper
>>16783622They die at around the same 41% rate.
>>16784260But enough about sexcels
>>16784240>heheh this'll work them!!!!you before posting
>>16784292yeah, yeah, enjoy your wizard powers.
>>16783194Drew mocking virgins now?Trevor Woodlesshouse is gonna be pissssssses LMFAO
>>16784303Seems to have worked.
>>16784568From one response mocking you? Lemme guess, you're a cm punk fan
Sex-havers are seething what habben?
>>16784635No.Let me guess, you're a virgin who just hasn't found a non-roastie yet?
>>16784218t. Incel seething that others can find at the very least acceptance
Kindhearted incels get my sympathy, other types of incels not so much
>>16784809Sympathy for what? Fuck you and your misplaced pity.
>>16783194Holy FREAKIN seethola
>>16783755Sexsisters... not like this...
>>16783585Gay sex is better and more fun than straight sex but I'm not telling you anything you don't already know.
>>16783194found the virgin
>>16783194someone should @ him with the arguing with holes meme
>>16783194
>>16783512how did you date 20 women in a month
>>16783194What, the unbanned TikTok? Time to go look at more girls bouncing their titties there, I love titties
>>16784177paying to fuck doesn't count as losing your virginity, i'm afraid
>>16783194I was crushed when i found out the wrestlelamia guy was a jeet
>>16783194>getting worked into a shoot by some manlet on the internetwrestlers are fucking marks
>>16783194based drewt.virgin
>>16783315>temporal pleasuresAND NEWWWWWWWWWW INDIAN OF THE YEAR
>>16784647>lacks basic comprehension to understand when he's being mocked>seethes and projects as a cope>still can't find anyone to even like him, let alone love him>egod