>Have a killer look>Have a Top Guy physique >Agile for a big man >Have a cool finisher>Bit weak on the mic but that can be overlooked tremendously >His ceiling was late 2010s TNAWhat went so wrong for Brian Cage?Did he just get lost in the shuffle or did he do something wrong to upset Tony, The Bucks, or Jericho?
>>16790889He’s short.
looks like a gayboi
Didn't he express Chud viewpoints? Also he's shit on the mic.
he's really really stupid and diminished his own value by going 50/50 with absolute shitters because he wanted to get all his shit in
>>16790889He had a terrible match with Kenny on dynamite just last week. He basically caused three different botches in the match that Kenny had to desperately recover from. He’s too bulky/top heavy. He moved too slow and isn’t agile enough anymore. He’s also balding badly now.
>>16790889You forgot the part where he can't get over and kinda sucks. That's not even getting into the part where he publicly buried himself>Cage continued on, revealing that WWE did eventually get back in contact with him for NXT, before telling him that he was 'average at best' and rescinded their offer.
If we’re going to push a buff manlet we might as well give tv time to rheas cuck bf. At least he didn’t shit the bed vs Ospreay.
>>16790889Dark Side of The Ring on Kanyon happenedMany forget this but early on he was being pushed as a big deal in AEW but that Kanyon episode aired and his comments could be interpreted as homophobic or some bullshit And Tony, being the estrogenized s0iboy he is killed his push immediately
>>16790930This, Buddy looks the part of a wrestler, is like 5'10 but we'll forgive that, and actually can wrestle
>>16790889He laid down for womeme wrestling during the Tessa gong show. LA Knight was smart enough to say no and let everyone call him muh chauvinist because he saved his career until the guys who jobbed to her.
>>16790937What did he say? Because he's been running with Kanyon's catchphrase but with his own name as a tribute to the guy
>>16790951Stealing other peoples' moves isn't wrestling Buddy.
Found it.
>>16790889Hes a spot gorilla
>>16790889He's 40 and botches shit like he's fresh out of wrestling school But even with that, Konnan summed it up on his podcast - AEW is simply a small man's company
>>16790889He's his own worst enemy, dumbass allegedly has his wife do his bookings for him (And she publicly called out TK on I think Insta)If he was a better wrestler and promo his burial would be a genuine crime
>>16790964Tell Hobbs that too
>>16791015His wife had multiple meltdowns on Twitter lmao. Don’t forget “haha your dick is big honey”!
>>16791043Imagine being so insecure about having a small dick that you need your bpd wife to sperg about it on TwitterHas any other wrestler in the modern Era wrecked their careers this bad with so little?
he's extremely short, can't talk, and every match of his is just him going overkill because he's one of those guys who thinks doing more = better
>>16790965>Same height as RheaWhat is Rhea's height again?
>>16791041Hobbs is black, it's natural for him to steal
>>16791145She’s wearing lifts. She’s like 5”7. Cage is also on tippy toes. I’d say cage is 5”10 and Buddy is 5”9. Buddy is the same height as Bronson sneed.
>>16791109>he's extremely shortThe average American male is 5'9, Cage is 5'10-5'11 at most
>>16791153Is that why he stole Britt from Adam Cole
>>16791186Hobbes has better taste. Wardlow banged Britt.
>>16790911>Didn't he express Chud viewpoints?It was his wife Melissa Santos. She's half Nicaraguan half Venezuelan, so you can't really blame her for having those views since her family saw firsthand what having a leftist government gets you.
>>16790889He's not that good.Him and Killer Kross have similar careers, they looked like stars in Lucha Underground/AAA and Impact but aren't interesting enough to be over in the big leagues.
>>16791204Kross is fine.
>>16791209He's better off than Cage
>>16791190They double dipped her while Cole watched in a chair and cried over how brave she was being
The people running the business are marks and only want skinny manlet floppy shitters.They RESENT jacked bodybuilders because it's what Vince liked and they reject anything Vince liked
>>16790889Konnan was asked why Brian Cage never got pushed since he has the look and claims it's because Cody doesn't like him and badmouths him to other people. He wouldn't elaborate, but claims he's witnessed it first hand.
>>16791194>what having a leftist government gets you.America saw a glimpse of it with Biden in charge
>>16791230I don’t think Cody cared enough about Brian cage.
>>16791225ROH and its consequences have been a disaster for the wrestling business...
>>16790889>did he do something wronghe signed for aew
>>16791190No no no, the other darkie, aka Swerve fucked Britt
>>16791271That was a meme. She’s not white enough for swerve.
>>16791251Was it truly ROH's fault though? Because TNA were the ones who did heavily pushed flippy manlets with their X-Division
>>16790889Shit promoBased for roiding up to get the look but he pissed away a shot at the big leagues because he didn't like that they told him the truth that he's average in the ring and could improve. He's a total spergHe's just there for the 100k contract he gets
>>16791296ROH emphasized small manlets and made it known bigger guys weren't exactly welcome backstage Samoa Joe left for TNA for a reason
>>16790889>Have a heart attack
he's fine as a lower midcarder, that's all he'll ever be though
>>16791586because he's FAT
>>16791296TNA kept them in the midcard though
>>16790889he was a self mark
>>16791618Its nice to hear Scott Steiner's opinion on this
>>16791672The shittier ones yes but there were outliers who escaped like Kazarian, Styles, and Daniels
>>16791866>kazarian
>>16791866Kaz got like one world title shot against Kurt Angle, lost, and went back to being in the X-Division.I can't recall a time when Christopher Daniels got a world title shot outside AJ Styles' run in 2009
>>16790889Looks like a hoss but is rather shortNot that a roided manlet can't make it as an uppercard guy with a few world title shots and even a short run but he also is just a pain in the ass to work with apparently
>>16790889Fucking a man
>>16790889he's shoot 5'2
>short>bad promo>pig-like face>show muscle look that doesn't translate to athletic ability>annoying "get my shit in" attitude he even puts on his tightsI get the feeling he's halfway retarded in person too.
The most important thing in wrestling is having a clue; he doesn't have it.
>>16793212Iirc a few wrestlers have described working with him exactly like that, that Cage is a fucking idiot in the most general sense >>16793084That's Adam Cole, Cage is more 5'10
>>16790937schizo
