Shazzabros…
>>16804857Good.
everybody gets an AEW or WWE contract these days.Should have made some contacts
Just like if I tried to go and do independent work in Australia. Crazy!
no problem, gtfo please
Probably the worst indie wrestler I've ever seen and no It's not because she's a woman
>>16804857Oh well, anyway
she wrestled 79 times last year according to cagematch. They might've missed a few dates who knows. But anyway there is no way someone like Shazza McKenzie is worth even $100 in ticket sales to an indy promoter I'd imagine. Like a local male shitter who wears a dirty wife beater and hits people with cookie sheets would draw more.How the fuck does she afford to survive? Are money marks stupid enough to give to cunt hundreds of dollars to cover everything? She has to be escorting too or something to make ends meet.
She has an of but I doubt she draws much with it
>>16804939a little slurpin goes a long way
>>16804973I've heard things lol
Good. Go back to your own country. We have enough wrestlers.
>>16804857>thanks for voting him inThank you for proving him right freeloader
>>16804980It's not but shes appealing to the Drumpt folkx on reddit. Maybe she can swindle them out of a few thousand.
>>16804857She's a skilled worker, she just doesn't know about the system and how to work it.
>>16804857So many foreigners think they have a moral right to live and work in the US
>>16805045She's not tho
She's a fine lil' snowbunny with thick ass, surely she can work few Dickdrainers or BlacksOnBlondes dates
>>16805054legally I disagree
>>16804980>she can get another job first for a company to sponsor her and wrestle part-time then get a major wrestling company to sponsor her if she is good enough.she might be a self mark but I doubt even she is delusional enough to believe that is going to happen now. She's 36 with no fans.
The US really needs more OF girls.
>>16804857blockheaded bitch
Heard that she's down to fuck with people subscribed to her OF. Just offer her couple hundred bucks and be in the area where she's booked at the time.
>>16804857Why did she decide to uproot her whole life and move to America to be an "indie wrestler" when the American indies are at a low point? Why didn't she just stay in Australia and fly in for dates like other foreign wrestlers?
>>16805122Did you tho or did you just make that upb
All she had to do was pop out one kid and get married and she could have stayed forever. She chose not to because "ew wrestling fans" and now she goes home for good.Dumbass.
>>16805274I remember hearing she ditched her husband but IDK if that's true or not
>>16804939"Hot dog and a handshake" is bullshit indie wrestlers deliberately spread to keep marks out of their scam. They all make decent money, otherwise they wouldn't do it
>>16805324You highly underestimate the intelligence of wrestler's
>>16805045She's clearly not that good of a worker as she's getting deported lol
Her concern was "not paying taxes for a year" LMAO
>>16805274She was desperate for anything that could get her into Japan and Japan takes in tons of shitty american wrestlers for tours
>>16804857>states she's been going through the process for 12 months >gets denied >blames it on the guy running the country for two and a half days I don't think the problem lies where she thinks it does.
>>16805330Meant to say over
>>16805447The average 70 IQ beaner is smarter than this broad
>>16805706She really should have just come through the southern border
>>16805706It appears so.
Take those communist moon runes out of your Twitter handle and we will let you in
More stupidity.
>>16805832Brother she went to Japan once
>>16805835She really is fucking retarded, isn't she. We'd say the same thing to a dude about to get kicked out, go find some fat (but nice/fun) chick and knock her up. She's making it impossible to root for her with this shitty attitude.
>HOES MAD
If she was Indian she would have been able to stay
>>16805706The Mexicans will actually go out and find jobs like furniture delivery or plumbing, and not sit around feeling sorry for themselves like Afghans, Somalis and the other (expletive) we're bringing in. I'll take 10 million Mexicans over 1 million freeloaders.
>>16805835Well yah ain't useful for wrestling
>>16805060>She's 36still would
>>16804857Chudbros... we win yet again
>>16805104>>16806064let her stay
>>16806098She would legitimately rather be deported than date any of us and get to stay.
>>16806064>celluliteWould not
>>16805911not even meme-ing, got some mexicans to patch up my roof for a fraction of the cost, those dudes go hard and scarily efficient
>>16804857You're welcome. Go be an ugly whore in Canada.
>>16804857Skill issue
>>16805835Now she's getting it.
>>16804857kek get deported fucking ungrateful BITCH
>>16804857Well that sucks. I was going to try and set something up with her soon.
>Noooo! Just let me break the law!!!
>>16805447>add another human life to the already outstretched social security networkThat wouldn't have anything to illegal immigration, would it?Fucking retard.
>>16806064I didn't mean to imply it that way, just the fact that she is that old and has close to 20 years of experience but only ever sniffed a few AEW appearances. There is obviously no interest from AEW/WWE/Impact/MLW/GCW or wherever as far as signing her to a real contract of some sort.
>>16805447It's amazing that you manage to function at all being this stupid.
>>16805447She really should just marry someone. She wouldn't be the first female wrestler to marry someone because they were at risk of being deported. Steph De Lander, Cassie, and Chelsea all did it.
>>16806495>gcw>real contract LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>16805274she heard the tales of some money mark who uses his dad's money to sign anyone in the indies who gets mildly popular on cagematch
>>16807440I only mean that it might be enough for her to stay in the US, not that it would be anything worth a shit. Just named the US companies I know that have contracts for some people.
>>16807488Oh yeah $100 and some weed is really going to keep her in the states
>>16804857>yallThank God we dodged that bullet.
>>16804857cant she wrestle in Australia?
>>16807498yeah I'm sure the indies she works that are even less known and attended are very well paying alsoshe needs an employer to actually stay in the country if she doesn't have a kid/get married you dense fuck. No shit US wrestlers outside AEW/WWE don't really get paid shit everyone knows this already.
>>16804857Always good to see the system working.
>>16807704Dont be mad because your retardation was pointed out
>>16807728okay anon, GCW has no wrestlers with contracts even though numerous GCW wrestlers said they have contracts. You win.
>>16807740He's doubling down!!!
>>16804857Which one of you is this
>>16807652No one wants to work with her here because she's a fucking cunt of a thing. Makes endless false accusations about anyone she doesn't like and endlessly complains about the smallest imagined slight. She's also a shitter in the ring but thinks she's the second coming of Bret Hart; so that's fun.Any desperate fuck being mocked for offering to marry her dumpy ass does not know the bullet he dodged.Legitimately, we don't want her back.
>>16804857Another blonde wrestler that can't work their way out of a paper bag. Who cares
>>16804885Women's wrestling is shithouse
>>16804870lol yeah I'm sure you're an expert on Aussie immigration laws
>>16805330>intelligence>wrestler'set tu?
>>16804885She's a 16 year veteran and one of the worst wrestlers I've ever seen. She had a few matches in TJPW and looked atrocious.
>>16804857I didnt vote buf fuck off back to your country dont dump 12k on staying in a clearly politically unstable country that isnt yours.
>>16810153>She's a 16 year veteran and one of the worst wrestlers I've ever seen.Anytime a female wrestler calls themselves a veteran they always end up being atrocious in the ring. Women like Lufisto, Shazza, Saraya, Mercedes Martinez, etc will be like "I've been wrestling for over 20 years" like it's some badge of honor. Meanwhile you have women who've only been wrestling for less than 5 years running circles around them
>>16807940This nigga john doe based as hell
>>16810153>She's a 16 year veteranIs she fucking really? If you've been doing this for 16 years and never been signed then hang it the fuck up. Hell if you've been doing it for 10 and haven't been signed that is your sign
>>16806064Imagine giving her back shots HOT
>>16810399Sunk cost fallacy. They won't want to admit to themselves that they basically wasted a large portion of their life for something that'll never pan out. I'm sure we'll get more female wrestlers having meltdowns in the next few years when they realize no company is ever signing them (ex. Allie Katch, Delilah Doom, etc).
can you guys keep her?
>>16804857Sorry we're closed
>>16804857she won't take $13K for anal?
>>16810459>wrong side of 35>taylor swift poster on the wallholy grimmola
She's the saddest version of Lufisto.She should go to Canada, I'll pay Onlyfans to see her an Lufisto 69
>>16804939>How the fuck does she afford to survive?Prostitution
>>16810853Lufi is much more attractive and can actually work
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