Card:>“Private Party” Marq Quen and Isiah Kassidy vs. Bobby Lashley and Shelton Benjamin for the AEW Tag Team Titles>Will Ospreay and Kenny Omega meet face-to-face>Julia Hart vs. Jamie Hayter>Samoa Joe vs. Nick Wayne>Cope vs. Pac>Swerve Strickland vs. AR Fox
Not so fast brother!
>>16806091>>16806096Sounds like they need to cancel the show
>>16806122Yeah but WBD's still giving it a little grace period
Bruh where is everyone?
>>16807000tony stopped funding the discordturns out you're the only one posting in these threads who wasn't being paid
>>16807000Shit ton of people got banned for 3 days because of a politics thread on here. If you participated in it, you got banned. Everyone should be back by Friday
>>16807024Damn, jannies must've gotten the AEW fan(singular)
>>16806091kek what a dimeless card
Me and my girfriend love watching AEW! Seeing Daniel Garcia and Will Ospreay rub their packages on the other wrestlers puts us in the mood to do some wrestling of our own, if you catch my drift
>>16807000You haven't watched the shows in the last 3months, have you?
>>16807024based mods
>>16806091Stupid OP. You’re supposed to use this image.
LFG HAYTER BROS
>>16807245looks like a fun card to me
>>16807245Could be a good show as long as Private Party get squashed in 10 seconds as they should do
>>16807263praying she wins and bayne comes out to start a feud
>>16807245>ar fox vs swerveAight im watching
>>16807245blessed evening with a Jamie match
CEO live
ar fox is trapped in a time loop where he does nothing for months, then has a match against swerve, and the loop repeats
Samoa Joe vs Nick Wayne is postponedhttps://x.com/TonyKhan/status/1882216935456485469
>>16807474RESET THE COUNTER!
>>16807474Oh no not Nick Wayne! Now they're going to have to use a wrestler that isn't unwatchable and cringe. Dark days for AEW
>>16807496hmmm sweaty he was viral on twitter 4 years ago
>>16807367>love from germanyKek typical kraut
>>16807245Cards like this are why TNA Genesis outdrew Dynamite and Collision desu
>>16807474Does it really need to be though?
Hangman Adam Page In Actionhttps://x.com/TonyKhan/status/1882218945803137205
>>16807555lol
>>16807474>no Joey SamoeyNot watching
>>16806091Are we really using this thread?
if sexy beast mortos is wrestling maybe i will watch your show
>>16807062You're brown and indian
Fucking Holojobbers
>>16807775what about the beast morton
Where my Bruvs at?
Can't wait for her to dominate Julia tonight. She needs a solid, clean win.
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS
BATTLE CRY BROS
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS is back
I HEAR THE BATTLE CRY
well I guess we all survived the ban. Now I've got all the time in the world to watch Dynamite and Samoa Joe vs. Nick Wayne
What's up with Osprey'd hair?
Swerve and AR. Their match in lucha underground was fire.
Kenny being back is so damn great.
ARE YOU READY FOR THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I HEAR THE RATINGS CRY!MELTZER BETWEEN MY THIGHS!ARE YOU READY TO COPE!
>>16807850I wanna put an unplanned but reluectently kept pregnancy in the lil sailor slag on the left
>>16807862He got it cut shorter
>MUH CALLIS FAMILY>MUH DEATH RIDERSTRASH
He already dropped the new theme?
>>16807245holy copeola
>>16807861What ban?
>>16807861No. Samoa is snowed in at the airport.
>battle cry is back
>Stop>I DO like...like...YOUKenny wait what about Kota
>>16807869does she want your brown retarded baby?
Kenny x Bruv
>>16807873Saving it for PPVs like it should beBattle Cry is more soul that FF-at-home slop
bases
Kenny has a Vegeta widows peak going now
>>16807877 >>16807024
>Kenny>with a live mic
>>16807875
Phone Sex Voice time
BWOOOOOOOM
Kenny please dont try acting
>>16807890his hairline is in a better state than yours KWAB
>>16807889These are most people on /pw/ couldn't even get one of these 10/10s
based kenneth
eCHAD here. I haven't watched Dynamite since Britt and Taco Rosa had that St Patty day fight thing. Will is cute and would look good with BBC in his face, but he cant talk.
>>16807878
Why is Don dressed up as Heyman?
>WHAT ABOUT THE DEATH RIDERS BRUV>Don't careBased Kenny
Bigger things at stake Kenneth
Anyone here ever shit themselves to the Don Callis brown note?
>>16807850i will tell my children this was the 4 horsewomen
Kenny already making this shitshow better
>>16807915what children?
I'm here for Takeshita only
BUT WHOS SIDE IS HE ON
Based PPA appreciator in the crowd
God damn, Daniel Garcia got JACKED
I like this camo sweatpants look from Fletcher
>>16807914Made me cum
Sting was not entertained
>>16807881At what point did I say "Nah I aint gonna help raise it" to indicate browness?
Any gay coomers here able to catch what undies will is wearing? I got a thing for Nike jockstraps and I think thats what he's wearing
>Kenny going for the dive in ripped jeansKek
>Don Callis Family v Hurt BusinessNeed
This building looks pretty cool
>>16807927only Darby wrecking shit makes Sting happy these days.
Beryl is Hulking up!
>>16807924>Guy Incognito Is this a Simpsons reference?
>>16807934>I AM THE INVISIBLE HAND>AND THE INVISIBLE HAND HATES NIGGERS
Try to find me in the crowd I'm the scrawny white guy wearing this shirt
did the arena forget to show up to?
>Danhausen mask on merch tablewhere is that nigga btw?
>>16807935The last couple of venues have had pretty cool setups.
MANSCOUT SPOTTED
>>16807935Kino look, did they film any WCW events here?
Do you think I could get a tramp stamp at that stand?
i would love to fart out Cage's sperm
>>16807945Selling bootleg merch behind the arena
That merch stand is sad
>>16807948genuinely glad he's still employed with them. I miss Dark so much
OH FUCK SUPLEX ONTO THE PAPER FANS JESUS CHRIST
Fucking based
Kenny's losing hair.
Nice merch stand nerds lmao
This opening is pure kino
>>16807955No one asked you
>>16807939fraid soArcher getting those tats in his back will never not be funny
I can't be the only one that cant stand this play-by-play commentary when it's a non-match brawl
how come that chinese man looks so gassed walking up to him to choke kenny. im confused
Ospreay missed opp using one of the Bruv signs to attack him
A+ opening segment. Need the commentary team to shut the fuck up for a second and let the action speak for itself
>grabbing that clueless fan about to get nailedheh
>AEW production
wish they would amp up the violence but not a bad start
fuckin a!
>>16807952Sweet is he there with Nana selling weed?
AEW IS FUCKING BACK
HOLY FUCKING KINO
Kenny's rocking the norwood 3
WTF
KINO
fuck that was sick will12/10
Gwuys, security should rweally stop this befwore somebody gets hurt
APES STRONG TOGETHEREEK EEK
damn, that was a great spot
>Restore the feeling>Special collision episode
Retarded Camera Men missed both Dives
>>16807991We are so /back/
Called it
>Speaking of down under>WE CHALLENGE YOU TO KNIFEY SPOONEY
I'll watch for that but probably just that
Meltzer has already blown his load 100 times
Haha edrones in absolute damage control after this segment
Kenny is back and Dynamite is based again
based mid air promo
>>16807996Oh shit ive played that one before
feeling is restored bruvs
Obvious tranny in the front row
Takeshita looked like he had a Bob haircut when he was pulling his hair there
>We saw what you did to your boysSUS
Kyle hit the dab pen lmao
Welp, it's all downhill from there
The Audio and Camera Men are completely drunk tonight
>>16808008He's becoming more and more like Yuka
Based pulling off the shirts to woo the two fat girls
Every time I hear Kenny cut a promo I die a little inside
All it took to save AEW was bring Kenny backIt's just that simple
>>16808014Yes, Tony needs to fix that shit
Kenny is the soul of AEW, with Darby being a close second.
>>16808008Havent seen this Aika pic yet
This Dynamite is already off to a bad start.
>Bastad
I wish Shafir would Death Ride me
>mfw i pooped through that segment
The Basedtard Pac
COPE V. PAC
>>16808021Based.Hangman is up there aswell. Swerve also slowly climbing the mount soul
>>16807988Adobe AI grant my wish and remove Sour Boy!
>>16808021>Kenny is the soul of AEWThat's what they said about Cody and where did he end up?
Yuta looking extra retarded
>>16808035kek
>>16808024>Infringing on my Shiori gimmick to shitpost
Looks like it's cold in that arena, baby
Yuta with the hgame protag haircut
>>16807988>>16808035FUCK OFF SOUR BOY
>>16808036nobody said that tho
>>16808036nobody ever said that
>>16807988>>16808035...huh.
>>16808029She is pure and not for sexuals
Another Drunk Moxley promo
Damn why couldn't Mox's plane get cancelled
after the Deathriders stop being a thing I don't really see how Marina Shafir will be any better off the way they're using her
and mox instantly kills all excitement
Does the Hurt Syndicate pay well?
WE RAPE PEOPLE
why do they hurt people bros...
WE HUR PEOPLE
>>16808051Only for rodderick.
Private Party title reign has felt like a consolation prize, Tony better strap up Bobby/Shelton tonight
>>16808036He squandered it. I don't care that he left, but it's funny he left being boooed sticking as a face.
WE HURR PEEPLE
>>16808029You’re my favorite Ritual Poster
tony's based for keeping the hurt business today fuck you fags on this one
>we HURRRRRRR peepo
HOB doko
Private Partybros... we are fucked
Zesty Zay and Drag Quen aren't over with me brother
>Zay boo boo face or is that Quen? Who gives a shit lol
Cant wait to watch these geeks get broken in half and lose the titles.
This better be a 10 second squash putting the belts on Bobbo and Shelton
>>16808068Hes becoming so scummy hes evolving into a hentai protagonist
Just put the titles on the Hurt Syndicate
>>16808068yuta going for the captain caveman looking ahhh
Belt change! Aaaand new!
>>16807988>>16808035>>16808050Yeah I don't know what to say for this one.
Hurt Syndicate deserves to win
>the antipop
Maven confirmed Shelton has a very BBC
Did they fuck up and not play SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS the first time?
Tony should've saved this one for a Black History Month main event
we better see a title change fuck these corny ass ninjas
>>16808067I'm all ritual posters
>No security rope entrance>Coming out to the wrong songThe most transitional champs of all time
How is AEW have great entrance music but the wrestling sucks?
Bobbo's bobo bo bobobo-ing the shit out of him
Cope pushed>Young wrestlers>Black wrestlers>A title matchAll out of the main event. How selfless of him!
Shelton with the Kane bump for the DDT
PP shouldn't lose but they will
>>16808063I don't think even dislike them but yeah their reign has been a bit meh
Can we get Omega and Ospreay vs Hurt Syndicate pls mr toney kaun
>>16808109>PP shouldn't loseThe fuck are you onThey were never meant to get the belts in the first place lmao
poor little bucks
>>16808108Should wrestlers be fined for taking Kane bumps?
THE SOLID STEEL AND OAK TABLE
Shelton, Roberto lol
Shelton ButtmunchinAHAHAHAHAHA
Camera man didn't know which splex to get
>WE HURT PEOPLE!
>>16808116Is it possible for 2 black guys to get BLACKED?
>>16808115then why didnt the Bucks drop them to the team they shouldve?
Nice. Let's go hurt bros.
>>16808115>were incredibly over when AEW started>been over since Fat Hardy leftThey are AEW originals and AEW desperately needs more of prominent originals
>>16808117After they turn 50 it's okay
>>16808109PP couldn't draw flies to shit, my dude. They had their shot and did nothing with it.
>>16808128The Outrunners weren't ready, brother
>>16808134>They had their shotwhen
>>16808128They had papers to shred. They are scared of Mox.
>>16808134That seems like all tag teams now
>>16808138In their entrance music
>crowd 100% against private partykek
>>16808134I mean they are alright but the build to their win seemed makeshift
>crowd chanting bobby>shelton in the ring
Hurt Syndicate already getting cheered over PP KWAB
>>16808139What exactly were they shredding?
>>16808144>crowd siding with the ass kickers instead of the flippy shittersTHE FEELING
>one more timeBruh Private Party are C O O K E D
>>16808143This isnt WWE padnah. Wrestlers need more than entrance music
>>16808148Yeah wtf, I'm rewinding now
>>16807920>>16807920>>16807920NEEEEEEEEEEW
Is Bobby natty?
great sign there son
Why is Lashley so over? He's about as stale as Lesnar.
This crowd has good signs
>>16808150Idk bit I'm sure we'll NEVER get an explanation and call us stupid for even asking
>>16808157For fuck's sake man stop with the early threads
>>16808144doesn't take much for that. They are perennial underdogs that don't have the it factor to be stars. Gatekeepers for the division is their ceiling and natural spot. There are far too many more tag teams and potential teams that could immediately be more over without even trying.
>>16808166Maybe it was random fines
>>16808169Probably a piggie bitch trying to fuck wit us
The tag team division is so back???
Fuck it. Give Shelton a world title run
>>16808158a natural beloved wrestler no matter how much they try to make him a heel.
>Lashley was never a tag team champThat's wrong Excalibur. He teamed with The Boogeyman and won some random indie fed's belts for the night.
PPbros...
Good match
fuckin squashed
>two 50 year old ex-WWE "cool heels" come in and completely bury tag team champsWow, I LOVE how giving these veterans are to the young guys
>>16808181Brody / Buddy, Claudio / Pac, Bucks, Hurt Syndicate, Outrunners, FTR off the top of my head. The division could be very strong if given the green light.
>>16808184He's no Jarrett
Yeeeeees
Bobby could've gone for the asshole pin but showed some respect to the kid and pinned him like a man
As it should be. Fuck you Private Party
>lashley dropped the title
HOLY FUCKING BASED
they're gonna be having a private party in catering for the next six months
SQUISHY
disgusting jewish man
>>16808207Like them cooking for others wrestlers?
>>16808197Forgot Takeshita / Fletcher
Black on black violence
>BOGAN
coitus with mariah!
Renee looking old and haggard as usual
https://x.com/RealBrittBaker/status/1882238805304119513
bah gawd they're speaking bogan
>>16808217Brother Zay's Hardy Fried Chicken and Marq Quen's Secret Chocolate Stains
>>16808217they are clearly bartenders with all those shots, anon.
Naw yea
based sheilas
Wtf are these aussies saying?
>>16808197Bucks can stay in Japan dragging down the Nooj tag scene for a while longer hopefully
>>16808232>tweeting this while the show is onSomeone's looking for her release
am bout to bustola
I want Harley to talk mumbling nonsense to me
Oh man shes so hot and seems to getting younger every week. She might re-evolve back into her sexual prime matching that perfect chest soon
I didn't know Bill Maher still had a show
>>16808230Wrong.
>>16808245It's not english
>>16808280Aussie babble.
>>16808271Moxley is a very lucky man
Wee woo time
Reminded her of when he drank and used too beat her.
>>16808299Debatable
love tonilove mariahlove harley
da las outlawl
Jarrett still has nice hair
AW YEAH BABY JEFF GERIATRIC VS MR. CLEAN
Outlaw down
>leave Claudio, leave!
I didn't know AR Fox still was in AEW
Fox looks like a drug addict
Just waiting for Ricochet to show up
You think AR still mad at Swerve?
They should end this already
>>16808498It was just a prank bro, he still got his dick sucked
