>I heard you were talking shit about my storyline, anon?How do you respond?
>>16810651Yes, I was. I'll take my punishment via Marina pushing out a steaming, solid log of post-carb loading SHIT into my mouth. She doesn't have to, but she can insult me for being her little scatslave.
I dont even know what your storyline isSorry that someone has been talking shit about youWhen are you coming back to WWE?
>>16810651Yes Mox, it's shit. If you have the time I'd like to sit down and go over with you the basic tenets of storytelling.
>>16810651Beg Marina to piss on me
>>16810651YOU SMELL LIKE THE INSIDE OF MY MOM'S PURSE
>>16810651Correct
Marina is so fucking cute bros
>>16811068Agreed. Marina seems so tough but I bet she’s loving and submissive during sex
>>16811074you don't know her
>>16810651the california air isn't agreeing with wheeler
>>16810651I'd fucking heem him in real life.
>>16810651Yuta looks like a randomly generated Oblivion NPC
>>16811120t. regular every-day normal guy
>>16811124Damn right. I work as a plumber. I can get down to business. That fake tough guy you posted is laughable.
Everyone on the show would be making more money if the Hulkster held the title, dude.
the fuck you gonna do bitch? want me to call the grocery store cart pusher to make you tap out again?bitchass
>>16810651I motorboat Marina while she chokes me out
>>16811122Kek yuta thinks looking like a pajeet is a good idea
>>16811074>Marina seems so tough but I bet she’s loving and submissive during sexagreed
>Mox promos are good and intense>Claudio murdering people is good>Wheeler being the brainwashed fallboy is good>Marina is good>Still somehow the whole thing feels underwhelming
>>16811341They don't have any good faces to go against since Tony killed them all with bad booking. OC Edge and Double J? Like who the fuck cares...now if they had a Cody or Roman to go against, then they would seem like a bigger deal
>>16810651Yeah man it sucks
>the state of those titsgrim
>>16811122Kek accurate. Like you spam "randomize appearance" and end up with an emo hair and a bushy beard
>>16810651Mox used to be booked so well as a wrestler. Him being a psycho badass who was going to take his pound of flesh no matter what was cool. How he'd wrestle like some sort of violent thug shaved gorilla. Now he's just a typical chickenshit heel. It makes no sense.
>>16810651Hello Mr Dick the Boozer lmao
>>16810651I Dont watch the Dub Moxley nice try
>>16810651Yeah, it doesn't make any sense and hasn't gone anywhere.
>>16810651Dean what storyline are you talking about? Good to see you man what have you been doing after you quit wrestling.
>>16810651I was. Let's settle on the jiu-jitsu mat
>>16810651I am shoot the only one on this board who likes them. He would never say that to me.
>>16810651hold on has marina always been a fatass?, why does she look so out of shape?
>>16810651What?
>>16810651Anyone else think mox is looking more like an older alcoholic version of bill burr
>>16811868He'd tell you to lose some weight, fat boy!
>>16810651If Mox ever stepped to me IRL and put me in a self-defense situation I would OHKO him easy with a left hook.
>>16810651>I’m not mad, I just want you to know that me, your mom, and your mom’s boyfriend are just dissapointed
Whaler Uterus looks like my roommate from 10 years ago who pissed in bottles and played LoL all day.
>>16810651kek is this for real? Marina with her fat gut and saggy tits is being pushed as a badass who can easily heem grown men? What a fucking sad state. AEW fucking sucks now.
>>16811341The Moxley promos aren't good. They're late stage Bray Wyatt tier word salad promos where he rambles and says nothing meaningful.
>>16812513MOX is at his best when he's plagiarizing movie dialogue word for word.
>>16811122oh god, that's Yuta? I thought a fucking cameraman walked into the shot
>>16810651Wheeler looking like Hairy Jeremy.
Look at those sloppy tits lmao. Mox is a lucky guy. Poor Roddy.
>>16810651That's right.
>>16810651I can't respond because I'm too busy laughing at that goober next to him
>>16810651
Can't believe mox is fucking that gunt
>>16813059No one has done anything with this lmao this board is certified DEAD
>>16814166Sorry dawg, it just doesn't have IT
>>16813059kek
AEWtists were absolutely dead set on thinking Wheeler fucking Yuta was going to be a major star lmfao
>.....
>>16811341Good ingredients, bad recipe
>>16813059>Let's show these people some real superstars, brother
>>16814591Heck yeah brother
>>16813059Fine anon I'll play your twisted game. But I'll make it a better trio.
>>16810651>Well God damn you can't wrestle for shit>but my wife Stace wants you to fuck her>come on pound that ass while i watch at the end of the bed>hell I'll even let your friends tag in >will have us a good old fashion California Cuck Match
>>16810651Challenge him to Jiu Jitsu.
>>16811124AKA a fake tough guys worst nightmare.
>>16814983bro really got teeth like that
>>16810651"Explain what you mean by storyline"
>>16814591>>16814983kek
>>16810651Yeah. Because your storyline's shit. Now fuck off and take Shortround with you before I slap your shit. Leave the girl.
Also can't forget the Two Man Power Trip
>>16810651Is that Wheelie on the left?Big Kek if so.
>>16814591LeL
>>16810651holy hell what happened to dean
>>16816134He's back on the sauce.
>>16810651>not a single person noticed Marina had no bra on and you can see her nips This board is filled with brainrotted homos
>>16816224Marina is an ugly fat slob
>>16810733Based
>>16816224we are not in high school anymore timmy
>>16816224Why would anybody but you feel the need to point out something so painfully obvious?
>>16813059>SIERRA
>>16816798hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha true and based
>>16816798KEKSeth looks like a fuckin tranny
>>16812997Hearty kek
>>16810651>Yuta
>>16811265Hahaha Wheeler Street-shitta
>>16811122oblivion NPCs can't have beardssheogorath is the only person in the game with facial hair
>>16816798>the state of jasethy
>>16811341it's just heel bcc with marina and pac instead of bryan. mox's promos are always the same, like he's auditioning for the lead in a poorly written action movie, and he has some of the worst worked punches and knees in all of wrestling. he bleeds every match because without that he looks excessively safe for someone who wants to come across as a baddass. also starting this angle at the same time as the yb/elite takeover was fucking retarded, and that other angle fizzled out harder than anything since the nightmare family. the booking has been shit for a long time. you just hope guys like kenny still care about putting on good matches because that's all there is left in this company.
>>16810651I do a gay little walk
>>16818699>does Kenny still care about good matchesNot in AEW
>>16810651You misunderstand, I was talking shit about your whole promotion. Your storyline just happens to be a small part of that.
>>16818703holy fuckin cringe. do these 40 yo wiggers know that they are cringe guys like him and nate diaz are embarrassing. 40 yo pretend to be a wigger thug
>>16810651Yeah I have, can mommy marina punish me for it?
>>16816840Fitting
>>16810651what's going on on the left there?
>>16810651i put my crotch on his face
Still here pal?
>>16810651Same way I always do. I goon.
>>16811466>Mox used to be booked so well as a wrestler. Him being a psycho badass who was going to take his pound of flesh no matter what was cool. How he'd wrestle like some sort of violent thug shaved gorilla.things that only happened in your mind
>>16816798
the absolute state of wheeler yuta
>>16820097He's rocking that quintessential System of a Down listener drip.
I for one, welcome Yuta's matchcore look
>>16810651"get away from me you homeless freak"
>>16819342That's good shit pal
>>16810651JD from NY from the counter with the exquisite booze bottles straight to Mox's liver:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t49EYdixoiI
>>16810651I'm sorry, Mr Hobo, sir. Are you lost? The prime panhandling street corner is out that door.
>>16813059>>16814591>>16814983>>16816798The feeling is restored in the parlance of our times
>>16819342based BIG Shits Vince
