>SmackDown Intro:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqveO__zwkULA Knight takes on The Bloodline’s Tama TongaMotor City Machine Guns face off against Pretty Deadly>Last Week's SmackDown Top 10 Moments:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11dt0m_LB7I>SmackDown Throwback: Kofi Kingston leg drops Randy Orton through a tablehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkIcX1QKtFY
>>16818504based
>>16818504
>>16818511About time those entertaining fags are being used
>>16818504I'm an E-Chad, but I don't recognize 5 outta 6 of those jabronis. Royal Rumble is gonna fucking suck, isn't it?
Any chance we pop up, Howdymaniacs?
>>16818504https://x.com/WWE/status/1882110982211715330
>>16819171
>>16819171Waller is a bitch
Chris Sabin looks like a High School math teacher
LEMME PLUSH FOR YA
Who is Yeah fighting? Can't tell if it's a black or a fake island black
>pretty deadly on tv
Whens Pretty Deadly "The Musical" going to happen?
is smacksown 3 hours tonigh?
wwe has been mid lately.feels like the titles don't even matter atm, or maybe the people holding them all suck.
>>16821091still tiny?
>>16818504>2 midcard matches announced for a three hour show...
>>16818504>>16821240Cody's on the show tonighthttps://x.com/WWE/status/1882898493796200926
>>16821265Are they gonna get any other stars on it?
>>16819838Mania
>>16821265ADRENALINEIN MY SOUL
>>16819171>waller introduced as a "tag team specialist">waller jobbing on speed>the entire IWC clamoring for gable to have singles gold will culminate in him getting the speed titleit's so over on all fronts for the smackdown midcardbring back ilja
>SNME will be live for free on YouTube worldwide (unless you're in the US, KWAB) based, the feeling has been restored
>>16821602here's the link, btwhttps://www.youtube.com/live/iXu2QWloxcs?si=ZL0NAMh9gsSpa7as
>>16818504When is the rumble? Haven't watched raw/sd since the lame netflicks raw debut.
>>16821622What country was this for? WWE NZ gave out a different linkhttps://www.youtube.com/live/iXu2QWloxcsAlso I wonder how much the guy who runs this twitter account gets paid, fucking no one uses it
https://youtu.be/GbcYxb5xfiY?si=Y0rOa42C6WR2NJFh
>>16821862it's the same link, mine has the identifier which tells YouTube where the person got the link from
>>16821875>even a notorious whore knowsGrim tbdesu.
>>16821845February 1st
>>16821905please excuse my retardation, it's really hot and humid today
>>16821941lol rekt watch her left sandle
>>16818504>knight vs tamaok I'll watch
>the only two announced matches are AEW's midgets and LA Slopthinking this is finna be another pass for me, RawKings. I just can't watch this subpar programing
>>16821895
what did they mean by this?
>>16818526It will be kino of the highest order. Your little white cock will cum hard due to how kino it is
>>16822317netflix raped wwe, aborted smackdown
>>16822442if we get color with Tama vs Knight I will mark out
>>16822442cuz dey no dat dey be de real niggaz from da island of samoaJust larping as one of the various black gangs that require you to gun down a child to join
EGODS I have it on good account that tonight's episode is going to have one crippled fat retard absolutely SQUEELING tonight
I will be watching.
>>16822513Isn't that every piece of WWE programming
>>16818504Paul Levesque doesn't care about Smackdown
>>16822550god she's adorable :3
>>16822553Exactly right brother we can't stop winning
I miss when Smackdown was good
>>16822550That thing is repulsive, I almost gagged looking at it.
>>16822643
>>16822683Damien is a Lucky guy
Hey guys what kinda chips I should get at dollar general? Any other snakes? This is a great day for Smakedown I got a feeling it’s a good one! Maybe I should get cookies and beans too?
>>16822683nikki cross vs my penisnikki cross wins
Bros I didn't know figure skating was on before SmackDown. I should've been watching this.
who else is pregaming, im taking shots of Svedka and hitting a cart
Is smoking crack fun? I want to spice up my watching
CAN I GET A YES BOOOOYYYYY
>>16822716>avatarfagging gooner is also a substance abusing addictwowI'm gobsmacked
>>16822716I'm looking at the most beautiful woman on the smackdown roster
can't decide whether I want sloppy mexican food or sloppy pizza joint food. what do my fellow smackgods think I should do?
I miss Rondetty, fags.
snorting poppers and prolapsing my bussy in anticipation for jacob fatu, anyone else?
>>16822729build a brand, be remembered for being something other than a cynical fag
>>16822716Drinking Mike's Harder and snacking on Flamin' Hot Nacho Cheese Doritos let's fucking gooooooo
>>16822754>Mike's HarderIs he really
>>16822753nobody is going to remember the guy who spent his 20s masturbating and doing drugs
I'm only watching for LA Knight! Killing a coconut monkey.
>>16822710My favorite chips are>pringles pizza>pringles adobadas>lays Funyun>hot fries >spicy Funyun>lays kettle jalapeño>Doritos spicy >fritos spicy Snacks wise I like>jack cheese cheese it’s>spicy cheese it’s>gardettos pizza >tgi fridays cheddar bacon >spicy peanuts >spicy almonds
>>16822759we'll see about that
>>16822766nah, I don't think we will lol
>>16822781basedSmirk
White hot fucking company
DING
RAW GOD HERE. JUST ENTERING THIS THREAD TO FART ON THE SMACKDOWNIES
>>16822801
>>16822801Smackbros... our response?!
>>16821055Yeah
This Livvy Dunne commercial makes me so mad I can't fuck her
>>16822710Humpty Dumpty BBQ
>>16822809
>>16822716i might have a beer later. i picked these up yesterday cause i heard a lot about old rasputin. cheap too for how strong it is.waiting for my chinese food to get here. grubhub guy is taking another delivery in the opposite direction of my house KWAB
oh good now there's two unbearable avatarfags
>>16822853Gotta pay that "direct to you" surcharge.
she has the meme glasses on
Tiff looking sexy tonight.
Friday Night Wakdown
>>16822859But enough about Iyo/Lyra fags
HOLY SHIT TIFFY IS SO HOT TONIGHT BROS
Joe Tess in my room
Timothy almost looks female today
>netflix lagging>I know, I'll refresh>haha fuck you we'll actually go back a full minute instead of 30 secondsI see. So this is what Hunter thinks is quality
gotta love him
Cody looking sexy tonight.
WOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>16822715I used to spank my wee wee to Tara Lipinski.
>>16822870>lyrafags Your boogeyman.
which stat you think should matter more on a champion?># of championships>Combined days as champion># of defenses
WOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHH
Cody yaaaaaawwwwwwnnnnn.
THAT'S MY FUCKING CHAMPION
>>16822870true but those faggots are easy enough to filter because they use the same imagesthe rheatard literally screenshots random frames from her instagram post to spam
IM THE KIND THAT LIKES TO WORK FROM HOME WHOA OOOOOOHH
>>16822886yeah cause they don't exist LMFAO
Corey Graves would have done a better intro imo
>now we could show rasslin but well, here's an interview with a man who got an injury from being beaten up by Seth 'Crossfit' RollinsI see...
W O A HOAH
>Opening with The CodesterA wise decision.
>>16822898Fact.
>>16822869
SOON
>>16822903
>WHOA>OH
cody is kinda boringthe only top level main event guy i really like a lot is drew. and solo but he's basically a propped up midcarder let's be real.
>>16822889Days for guys I likeDefenses for guys I don't like
>>16822896You are one.
>>16822916never fucking call me that again
>>16822889How much money the company makes while he's Champ.
>>16822913Solo will rise.
I like Joe as an interviewer
>>16822894I don't know how to filter images on here.
Joe Tess has really grown into his role
Joe Tess is pure class
>shawn mediating the signingnxt's just dipping their hands in everything now
>>16822925YWNBOTBOOOTB (you will never be on the board or one of the boys)
>>16822889#Of successful clean defenses
hello from indiaused bean fan of ramen rains but now am big fan of rhody codes the undespicable WWW champion
>>16821895Only two genders
>>16822889Tickets sold
>>16822907Fuck no.
>>16822907NO MAN IS EVER TRUELY GOOD
>CaWdy Loads
joe tess tryna sell that belt HARD
>>16822908Luv NaomiEspecially when she's beating up that tranny.
They need HBK so he can keep an eye on each guy.
Was Joe a wrestling fan before being in WWE
>>16822932>install 4chan x tuxedotako fork from github>shift + click avatarfag images>???>profit
>>16822948
DJ won't be happy about his daughter getting buried like that Codester.
i really hate cody's way of speaking, it's so grating
Selling on my CAWdy stock, the feeling is plummeting
>>16822940Carrey's ability to remain Dimes after all this time really needs to be studied.
>>16822950Is she available now that we know her husband is a cheater?
>>16822950tiff moggs that black BITCH
>apt
Cody has go away heat with me , bros.
>>16822968you're thinking of yeet, she's married to no yeet
>>16822968Anon her husband is NO YEET
>>16822953Thanks anon. I'll look into that.
What if there's no referee to see who grabbed the belt
>>16822977But but but he looks good with the STRAP
>>16822966he was starting to become dimeless but the Sonic movies got him a clue so he becomes dimes again
Cody lacks the panache and verve required to be a champion.
>>16822986Doesn't matter, timekeeper rings the bell once they belt is grabbed
>>16822978Oh. Damn it.
>>16822986hard side cameras exist buddythey can replay the footage
study randy orton then get back to me
>>16822983for added efficacy be sure to enable recursive hiding and turn off stubsyou can effectively erase posters you don't like from existence
>>16822952Yeah>On growing up as a wrestling fan: “Here’s the deal, it’s the kid who skipped school in 8th grade to go meet Big John Studd. It’s the kid who was rooting against the faces to root for Paul Orndorff, that’s the kid that you got tonight. I wasn’t great tonight, but I was a passionate fan tonight.”
KO should take the belt off Cody
>>16822981I'm a retard.
>has to keep dyeing his hair cause it's his iconic look>can never go back to his natural hair colormust be annoying
>>16822991Who should be the Champion?Hardmode: Nobody in new/old Bloodline
It's weird that they use industry terms nkw
CAWdy sucks
Cody's gonna kill fatass
CaWdy should drop the belt to KO so he could have his match with Sami Uso
YES BOY
>>16822939here reports of japan wrestler mina bobs on raws soon
>pal-driver
Kinda cool that Cody acknowledges Legacy. Certainly not one of those stables people look fondly on.
>>16822999Based and smarkpilled
Is Randy actually hurt again or is he off doing something?
>>16822948There's one certain demigraphic that busts loads to him, for sure..
Baldy's beard has gone almost completely white in about a month.
>>16823001Yeah Cody could always get it back at Elimination Chamber
>>16822994Video review is banned in pro wrestling brother.>>16822992Also the timekeeper had a heart attack
>>16822997Will do.
Bring back the big eagle.
>>16822971A man cannot mog a woman.Simple as.
RAISE YOUR FIST
GOTTA LOVE THE ESCOBARMEISTER
>Shove it in!
Raise your dicks
BREAK YOUR FISTBOOM BOOM
Subtard City Machine Goons
The entire men's tag division on Smackdown is dimeless, holy shit.
lmao the pyro guy sucks tonight
>>16823007Drew, who should then start a programme with sami and then squash luchas.
AYO THIS NIGGA FINNA JOB ON SPEED
ESCOBARSI
>>16823037Where did you see a man?
>yes boy loses so hard they change their name to nah man
>>16823035Don't worry! once Owens loses the winged belt, he will find a way to troll Cody by buying the attitude era belt on fucking amazon lol
>>16823052Bro asks this whilst hiding Timmy's negative man hips lmao
>>16823046a-town down is half dimes because of waller
that hunting party show looks cool
What's the story with these guys? The invented tag-team wrestling? Have they even cut a promo yet?
I'm sure the grizzled veteran heel tag champions bossing around the foreign twinks sounded like a great idea on paper except they didn't account for the twinks being significantly more physically imposing than Reddit and Tomato
Michelle Obama?
1. Cody Rhodes interview with Joe Tessitore 2. Motor City Machine Guns vs. Pretty Deadly 3. Kevin Owens Promo 4. Michin & B-Fab vs. Chelsea Green & Piper Niven 5. Tiffany Stratton Promo 6. Rhea Ripley, Bianca Belair, & Naomi vs. Liv Morgan, Nia Jax, & Candice LeRae 7. Johnny Gargano vs. Apollo Crews 8. LA Knight vs. Tama Tonga 9. Damian Priest vs. Carmelo Hayes 10. Cody Rhodes-Damian Priest backstage; Jimmy Uso-Carmelo Hayes-Miz-Andrade backstage 11. Kevin Owens vs. Jimmy Uso
>>16823022neither i think, they just needed men's returns for pop and wouldn't have any major ones otherwise
>>16823062Someone give me a stream that isnt choppy or a minute behind PLEASE
>>16823062Bro Theory is the salvageable one, Waller can fuck off into oblivion for all I care
Last Raw was boring trashI hope this Smackdown delivers
>>16823046i like>pretty deadly>a town down under>mcmg>los garza>street profits sometimesits not that bad, just heatless. they've been doing a good job reviving it
>>16823046it's 100x better than raw's
is la knight the most overrated wrestler in wwe?
>>16823076nah waller's a funny cunt
>>16823071Christ
I will now buy your soap.
>>16823075Get netflix you fucking bum
I'd rather wanna "die mas" fuck you Taco Bell
>>16823062based wall-a-maniac
>AEW commercial Desperate
I have to get PEACOCK again for ppvs?! What the FUCK? I thunk Netflix was enough!
>>16823071>michinGod damn it. Chelsea Finn and Liv both have their own vortexes they’re being stuck in.
>>16823071grim
>>16823071dreadful lineupI'll see you guys next week
>>16823059get a better monitor, jeet
>>16823095Im fucking AMERICAN
>>16823080...I stick with what I said, all of those guys suck, except A Town Down Under (and even then it's only because Waller is good on the mic).
>>16823117sorry to hear that
BASED MATTHEW GOAT
>>16823101bong bros getting it all
>>16823071Oh, so Hayes gets to look like a bitch again? Thanks, Gaytch.
>>16823075I'm watching on Netflix now but I used to use either vipleague.im or freewrestling123
they always stay zoomed in on these celebrities way too long
Hi Matt
>>16823071>b-fab in first hourFucking based I can leave after that segment>remaining segments are lame and gayTake note, shows surrounding SNME will straight up shit
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
AlrightAlright Alright
Netflix should just put trailers for their shows and movies during the ad breaks the "we'll be right back" slow mo shots are so awkward
>>16823115 Beautiful aaaaaaa
YES BOOOOOOY
YES BOI
crickets for our boys ya HATE to see it
Tiffany promoNia and Candice interrupt Bianca and Naomi come out declare for rumble Liv and Raquel come out, Liv declares for rumble Liv, Raquel, Nia and Candice jump Bianca and Naomi while Tiffany escapes to the back Rheas music hits Cheap pop Match is set
>but the first since 1992
oh looks it's theALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT guy
I don't give a fuck about these faggots
>>16823071>6. Rhea Ripley, Bianca Belair, & Naomi vs. Liv Morgan, Nia Jax, & Candice LeRae
>>16823142Blame Gaytch for cooling them down so much
Holy shit!!!! WWE IS RED HOT!!!
>>16823071>fat boy vs island cuck is the main eventI see...
What is the point in selling out arenas when 73% of your roster comes out to literal crickets
>>16823132Has to be a rib at this stage
Are those two in red gay or something?Is that their gimmick?
>>16823146KWARB
>>16823161they are elves
Wade is the only person on Smackdown even attempting to get Pretty Deadly over desu
Have any famous actor been in AEW?
>>16823161Gimmick. They’re dating hot bitches.
>angry orchard What
>>16823115I legitimately don't know if the fuckers on this board are trolling or not when they said Stratton looks like a a man.
>>16823115Jeets are the ones who fetishize mid blonds here tho
cute ref
>>16823161their character is to be the chickenshit heelstheyre both married irl
>>16823161They are just zesty just like MMM were.
I like Michins current push I have fan of her from tna
Just noticed the mat has stuff on it
>Even the Smackdown mat has an ad now too
>>16823182Saar
who flashed their tits?
>>16823156They're just filler. It is what it is.
>>16823173
>>16823161you tell me
>>16823192Me
I nominate Pretty Shitty as the most Vinceish gimmick on the current roster. I thought Triple Nose wasn't going to insult our intelligence?
>>16823186>angry orchardFor mew its Strongbow
>angry orchard FUCK. OFF.
>Smackdown is a blue show>Pretty Deadly comes out in red attireONE FUCKING JOB PAUL
Angry Orchard should have used the money they spent on getting their logo in the center of a WWE ring on making actually good cider.
>>16823182She's not a looker, but yeah. It's crazy she's been around since the early CZW days.
>>16823186Why did Alex Shelly leave Kushida? Does he hate him! Kushida is one of my favorite where is he?
>>16823201You're a retard, PD are fucking based
Is liv and dom on tonight?
>>16823176She does kinda look like a dude tbf
did that nigga just run head first into the ring post?
These "champs" look like typical indy guys
>>16823161Tried and true heel gimmick going back to Gorgeous George
When they go mute for a couple of seconds, does that mean americunts are getting MORE ads?Holy shit...
Pretty Deadly are the hottest of the women's division!
>>16823227They're not champs
>>16823176>>16823223
Why would these two agree to a gigafag gimmick? That is clearly going to limit their success.
imagine how good a fed can be if wwe got rid of its midcarders and replaced them with the top 10% (only) of aew talent
>>16823176she has narrow hips, wide shoulders, bolt on tits and is muscularshe is not particularly feminine without all the barbie shit
>>16823182Me too Indian
>>16823240Because charisma and character>>>
LMAO he did the Ambrose clothesline
>>16823199Any ass pics?
>>16823233Sort ofSo what happens with the ads currently:if it cuts to a 'we'll brb' it's a full on advert spamIf it muted, they're usually advertising something that might break laws in different countries like gambling, etc depending on the time
Shake that what?
Chic Fil A chicken sandwich > Popeyes chicken sandwichfight me on the ring
>>16823240wrestling is either carnie theater or wrestler. they chose carnie theater
>>16823201Do you like everyone being a boring first name last name shitter with no gimmick or character then?
Saudi Prince please become a mark of Pretty Deadly and ask for HHH to push them to the moon
>>16823257Negro
>>16823199when is this BITCH getting back in the ring
>>16823257Popeyes is terrible
>>16823236Already? Last time I watched they had just won
>>16823257gms poonigga
holy fucking sabin gigapop>>16823240weren't they doing this on the indies
>>16823240>Shawn Michaels never went anywhere
>>16823257I enjoy Popeyes breading slightly more because I little bit of crunch but Chic Fil A just has superior chicken.
>>16823272>That face>Those disgusting misshapen bolt-onsHow are there actually simps for this clear as day MAN??
Shelley is the Michaels, right?
>calling it a suicide diveHave I been imagining things or is that new. I feel like everyone's been saying Tope Suicida for a while now.
>>16823297my brother in christ, this is an AI generated image
>>16823297100% woman
>>16823298shelley is the michaels but sabin is not a jannetty if you feel me
>>16823298'raid 'o
>>16823257agreed plus i can get lettuce instead of nasty ass mayo
Someone tell a baker to make bread
>>16823187If only there was some way to halt corporate greed........
The hurt business is gone, but pretty deadly still around.
MIZGODSMIZGODSMIZGODSMIZGODS
>>16823312What do you mean by that, anon?
Detroit boys win
>>16823301>Even the AI knows Timmy is a troonKWAB
Pretty deadly mogged the hell out of MCMG
we got him
WE GOT HIM
Is it normal that I care a lot more about the women's division on Raw, Smackdown and NXT than any of the men matches and storylines?
>>16823328They were more flamboyant, I'll give you that.
make a new thread retards
The chemistry difference Wade has vs Cole vs Joe is insanealso>333
Miz board fags
>>16823331I care about them when they're Japanese
The Miz and Pretty Deadly together please
>>16823253couldn't find any
Alexa when
>>16823345Who's this? She has the Jackie Redmond nose.
>>16823333checked, new thread needed
>>16823339always was
>>16823362new thread
Fuck it, we're going to 500
>>16823324>>16823328Good match, can't even be mad at the result.
>>16823354beefy lass
>>16823354That’s an insane catfish, imagine you thought “fuck it I’ll hit” and current day Piper pulls up
BumpThis is thread is the best on here
>>16823071Kill yourself
