cute ref (again!)
JOHNNY REDDIT
>Johnny Gargano match>you could literally hear a rat piss on cotton during a Gargano match>you could literally hear a pin drop during Johnny Gargano's entrance>you could literally hold a golf tournament during a Gargano promo>you could literally hold a moment of silence during a Gargano match>you could literally host a funeral in the arena during a Gargano match>you could literally host a baby nursing convention during a Gargano match>you could literally have students study during a Gargano match>a deaf person would literally feel at home during a Gargano match>you could literally sleep during a Gargano match>you could literally name every Johnny Gargano fan>you could literally count Johnny Gargano fans on one hand>you could literally get told to quiet down and use your indoor voice during a Gargano promo>you could literally confess your sins during a Gargano promo>you literally cant whisper a secret during a Gargano match without somebody hearing it
Remember when Apollo Crews had the power of Sharingan?
It's criminal how they haven't sent Vinci over to raw for a feud with Imperium. Hunter is dumb as shit sometimes
>>16824578i miss vinci
>apollo vs gargano>in 2025triple bypass fucking sucks
i just remembered this is 3 hours long. fuck.
>>16824603I preferred his nigerian warlord gimmick to his that's so raven gimmick
Who are these two??
fuck garganer
>you damn spade!jesus johnny
When will they tell Apollo to just use Lashley’s moveset?
Guys, Smackdown is 3 hours now and has been for weeks. Where is Blair Davenport?
Baron should have been here
>>16824622He's half of Bobby's size fuck outta here
FEEL LIKE PURE SHIT JUST WANT CORBIN BACK X
>>16824627Career ending pregnancy
SHEAMUSCHADS ARE WE READY FOR TOMORROW NIGHT
Our boy won! Deserved!
BASED ABOLLOOOOO :D
ABOLLO
>>16824622Face transplant.
>>16824627Hopefully getting a facelift
>>16824627Literally fucking whomst
the were woof vs the monster
Apollo Crews is strong and talented as fuck. The fact he's gonna job to these vanilla midget geeks is a damn shame.
Abollobros
PROMOS GOOD
Jacob is fucking dimes. Strap him up
Another DIMES promo
JACOB FATU IS TAKING SNEED'S SPOT
YEYEYEYEYE
>>16824652former world of stardom champion bea priestley
>>16824578>2020+5>apollo crews winning a singles match i did not have that on my bingo card
just get rid on loa and solo holy fuck these guys are so fucking dimes without them
where is camacho
based channel 5 enjoyer
YEYEYEYEYEYE YEAH
>chimichangaok i'm out bros. Smackdown was fucking terrible. I'll be back for SNM
ILOVEYOU SOLO
>>16824628>>16824637Hive mind or samefag from 2 devices? You decide.
tama tonga has the best theme of all the islanders in wwelove the coconut drums
these coconut niggers are over with me, brother.
BASED TAMA TONGA THEME
Why is he called chimichanga?
>>16824668Fuck you, Loa is the Michaels
Tama Tonga is more over than Solo and Jacob
>>16824600DIMES gimmick also holy fuck Crews got himself a W
YEYEYEYE
Why did Apollo Crews stay and didn't leave to AEW with the rest of the hurt syndicate? Is he a race traitor?
>>16824669Out with a torn bicep
the tamafag was right he is dimesplus with jacob at his side, they are unstoppable
I love fka nuBloodlime so much
Big Pa'angas Tama Tonga
Where's my man tonga loa?
I CANT HOLD THESE DIMES
>>16824664that fat mark retard must be heartbroken
why do these cocos still bow to solo when roman took the falafel?
Apollo Crews got a singles match and won while Giovinnichi is still off TV KWAB
>>16824698That is a very beautiful Caucasian woman.
>>16824702Still injured I think.
>>16824698it's crazy. half that wargames match being injured might be the best thing that happened to tama's career.
Give me the ads back I can't take this soul-siphoning music
>>16824690crews feuded against the hurt business, you're thinking of cedric who is currently doing a jobber unc gimmick in NXTcedric actually resigned recently for some fucking reason, i have no idea why, he should have gone to be with the syndicate
>>16824708Do they?
>>16824698Sol Ruca is fucking sexy
>>16824664Good. Fatu is gigadimes whereas Sneed should be main eventing Main Event lmao
Who is Chelsea bringing in
These shirt adds are gonna make me buy a yeet shirt
>>16824731tranny army
Blip. Blip. Blip.Blip. Blip. Blip.Blip. Blip. Blip. Blip.Blip. Blip. Blip. Blip.Blip. Blip. Blip.Blip. Blip. Blip.
I just hate that autistic reddit humor in shit like that Dog Man movie
>>16824711>he doesn't know
>>16824708That was to help Solo build his own stable, they will be repackaged soon
>>16824731Kiana James would be the correct move but Triple H sucks so idk
apollo crews is just blackdown chad gable
[ELECTRONIC LO-FI MUSIC PLAYING]
>>16824741They made a docudrama about the dog man?
>>16824734I fuck with this one myself
i am so fuckin wasted my niggas
>TONYFUCK PUERTO RICO
why didn't brian redban come out?
where is he? he watched smackdown as a kid
is fluffy following smackdown around?
all of reddit's favourite comedians just got pop mogged by gabriel iglesias
>>16824771in new york
What was on that guy’s phone?
All modern rap music sounds the same.
Is Tony going to roast Damien Priest?
>>16824731
YEAH
damn so many celebrities attending regular smackdown and raw nowadays. these gotta be paid actors
>>16824711no lies detectedHHH better put her in the rumble
>>16824783Who would do that, just give free tickets to moderately famous people to make their product look more popular
>>16824783Tony Hinchcliffe is a shoot wrestling autist
bros I watched a solo vs fatu match, mlw, I think, and it was fucking awesome
>>16824731Jordynne Grace but Kharma would be maximum kino
Why was LA Knight buried?
>>16824749Apollo Crews + Chad Gable tag team: holy fucking dimes!
>>16824781Yumola.
>>16824731did chelsea say she's bringing someone? i had to do something during that backstage promo
>Charles RobinsonKino incoming
>already winded
>>16824783>>16824794Yeah Tony is as legit a fan as there is
>>16824794he rates matches using stars?
>>16824779Thats it, I'm jerking off to kweens later.
>>16824783I know that Hinchcliffe, Gabriel Iglesias and McConaughey are all legit fans.
>YOUR TOILET IS IN THE TOILET
>>16824731peyton royceiiconics are back
>>16824726She looks like she’d be kinda greasy to touch and maybe just a tiny bit smellyNone of this is a criticism
>>16824808Day ending in Y, bro.
Evens: Watch the rest of this showOdds: Go fap to Blue Archive doujins
>tommy tonga>the shakeskek i fucking love LA KNIGHTYEAH
>>16824779looks like my ex gf and she just texted me after 6 months
IT'S TIMMY TANGA REEEE
LA Knight is all catchphrases and corny jokespure reddit
>>16824794>>16824805>>16824809oh damn. thats based then lol.
>>16824825ley me clarify, cis kweens, not trans ones this time
>>16824814based i misseed big dimes Billie
>>16824798Got over of his own accord and ruined the booking. Zack Ryder effect.
>>16824578God I can’t believe established super legends like stone cold and Jericho had to work with and sell for this fat piece of shit that looks like he’s never done a push up in his life
>>16824826favorite student?
>>16824826Settle in, dummy. YEAH!
>>16824821Sol has Smackdown written all over her
>>16824833so he's exactly like dwaynetty and simpcuck
>>16824838Six of one, half dozen of the other.
>>16824845Saki and her big tits
I can't believe we still have an hour left, kek. At least The Miz is on Smackdown to save the show. I figured, since USA sucks him off. Based Miz.
>>16824836Tony has said he would've liked to write for WWE like Patrice O'Neil used to, but he wouldn't be able to deal with the commute to Connecticut.
>>16824794he's a faggot
>>16824847Sol could get it.
>Tama Tonga is more over than Okada in 2025
>>16824857miyu better
>>16824847sol has MIDCARDER written all over her because HBK soured on her for some bizarre reason and has now stuck her in tagteam jail
>>16824848Rock, sure. Austin wasn't a catchphrase merchant though.
>>16824864He was more over than Okada in 2023
>>16824865>no titsI think not
>>16824847Love this beach bum like you wouldn't believe.
One guy by himself wearing a refs shirt.. 5 seats down a guy with his family wearing refs shirts... he must feel like he lost at life kek
>>16824878Her ass is 11/10. Shame about the tattoos.
>>16824878queen of the nile
>>16824864go to bed chris charlton
>>16824863Get what :^)
>>16824884damn
>>16824868shes using her to get Zaria over and the main event womens scene is stacked right now theirs no room for her
Sol Ruca just snatched my heart bros
>>16824892>>16824878>>16824847my goodness.
while americans are watching picture in picture and listening to thirty second ads that are nothing but a list of medication side effects the international chads on netflix are enjoying full screen footage of the show with commentary
>>16824847>sweaty beach sex with sol>rainforest lake sex with sol>back of a VW camper sex with sol>getting high in a public park and secretly touching sol >climbing a mountain and watching the sunset with sol>hotbox orgy in a yurt with sol
>>16824884Couldn't get all their seats in a row.
>>16824878She looks like she would give you fully white children.
>>16824878How did that white girl get that impressive tan?
>>16824907>>16824892Adding>sweaty sex in a festival toilet with sol
>>16824906i'm looking at sol ruca pictures - this is better than watching slopdown i assure you
>>16824884Oh no, he knows how a condom works
>>16824906VPN using Americhad here. Nothing happens during the ads anyway
>>16824892Sol really needs to get that melanoma on her face checked out
>Sol just crashed the Smackdown plane WITH NO SURVIVORSUnfathomably based
Can you post more sol? There was one pic where her face looked incredibly.
>>16824948GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING!
Why'd they change the results graphic? The one they were using before looked nice, this looks like something from 2005
>>16824948Incredibly good. Good morning to me.
>>16824943>sunset BJ behind a sand dune with sol
>>16824959that's every picture of sol sir
>>16824940Same here I just mute until it gets to 10 seconds left
Jacov and Tama Tonga is like Ludwig Kaiser wherein if it's not about Bloodline and Imperium, they are so much more entertaining to watch.
Is this the greatest match of all time?
>>16824943That face cancer carrying tranny fucks tyler bate and therefore has aids. id rather be prison raped by jacob fatu than let that thing touch my bare skin
>>16824912my skin is dark as the night though
>>16824940>>16824965We were getting extra stuff a week ago but that no longer seems to be the case.
>>16824940RAW without ads is kinoPete Dunne trying to do a promo talking about how no one respects him just to get cut off by Netflix was hilarious
>>16824964Nah there was one that im looking for specifically. I think she was wearing pink?
was tama out of position or did knight miss that drop kick
Justified "this is awesome" chants
>>16824969It's certainly up there!
Damn Knight fucking whiffed on that dropkick
kek whoops missed that one knight
tama tonga seems like he's afraid of contact and keeps dipping out of the way of moves because he's "selling" too early every time. that drop kick was the most egregious one so far.
>>16824982wonder if hhh was seething
>>16824982That's RAW though. SD just shows the in ring stuff and it's usually just stalling until the ads end.
>>16824847Is this the jojo siwa facepaint bitch?
can't blame knight for that one like i usually would otherwise, tama slid that one
one hour left
>>16825007No, that's her tag partner
This guy is never getting a push with matches like that lol
>>16825013I would like more Dani on my TV. She was doing really well before her injury.
where in the world is shinsuke nakamura
>>16825007wtf is jojo siwais that a jojo reference
>>16825007In English Doc!
>>16825013I want to skin them alive and cook over hot coals
>WEEEEEEELL>WELL ITS THE BEEG SOB
>>16825036Don't they owe you sex first?
HOLYHOLY
we do not carewe want this instead
>>16825025She's being punished for saying that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris and the CIA created artificial hurricanes to destroy areas of the united states that vote republican
>I'M NOT MAKING THEM AT NIGHT DAD!>(I'm making them at night)
netflix bros, is the audio being censored for you? I'm watching on USA and they are censoring everything.
damn they should have just flooded the ring with like 100 security guards instead
>>16825051I mean.... where's the lie?
Wrestling is so cool bros
>>16825051jaida had her trannygate moment and was on tv the same week, although she did lose for the first time on tv to someone much lower on the card than her
gotta love the Miz
>>16825051Well in comparison to the Jaida drama, I think one outlandish instagram post should be overlooked.
that little "ooh" theory did popped me brother that was funny
>>16824909I take it back, this anon was right
NOOOOO
Lol no one wants to be on Smackdown
I like these three together...never mind
>>16825056No
i wanna watch Theory fart out my load
Poor lil Miz
>A Town is going to RawOkay, the Smackdown men's tag division is officially fucking done.
>>16825059dani, the feds can't do that
ALL RISE FOR EL ZESTION
>>16825045I've had sex its overrated desu
A TOWN DOWN UNDER TO RAW BAYBEE LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOO
i think la knight actually sucks shit
>>16825056on Netflix they only censor the audio when Cole/Joe are shilling american productsthey did censor The Rock's promo on NXT, though
ALL RISE
>>16825053God bless the Beckster
>wrestlers excited to go to raw>wrestlers disappointed when moved to smackdowninteresting
what a good smackdown.
>>16825086>MCMG>Pretty Deadly The tag division will be fine
>>16825086Doesn't Raw only have two teams?
>>16825086bro the raw tag division needs SOMETHING it cannot just be the fucking war raiders and judgment day foreverif they're going to keep waller and theory in tag jail then at least let them be bigger fish in a smaller sea
Damien Priest SUCKS
ALL RISE FOR THE ANTI DRAWALL RISE FOR THE NO DIMESALL RISE FOR THE GAY CUNT
I want Priest to interact with Tony
martinez is about to punish lil nigga
I thought it was Baron Corbin and was about to MARK THE FUCK OUT
No one reacts to Damian...
Maven should manage Priest
this match should be a doozy, chat!
>No Shinsuke Nakamura>No Wyatt Sicks
YYYYEEEAAAAA Theory is going to Raw!!!
>>16825091I'm 36 and never had sex for the exact same reason, always thought it was overrated. And I had plenty of shots.
>>16825105Did Cody know that MLK was a cocksucking faggot?
Any of you anons heading to the elimination chamber?
Mizterouge with Waller and Theory wouldve been dimes
Who’s the zestiest Priest, Thorpe, or Rollins?
>>16825086>thinking Theory and Waller mean a shit.
>>16825134Rollins has onl- wait I just remembered he did that softcore porn wrestling shit. Yeah, idk man, it's a tossup.
>>16825134eddy is zesty in the classic meaning of itpriest is just fucking gayseth is more fruity than anything else
PEESA IS DA LEAD
>is stuffed crust pissa, pissa's the lead!
>[ELECTRONIC LO-FI MUSIC PLAYING]
I don't think you could pay me to watch that new Captain America movie
45 minutes until Marigold.
>>16825134only way to find out is to have a Triple Threat with all 3 with Shawn as the Special Zest Referee
>>16825157i just saw nosferatu the other day and let me tell you brother you absolutely could pay me to watch that again what kino that was
>>16825162damn,these bitches UGLY. post more Sol.
>>16825151I want to hurt that man, but I could never hurt him the way he hurt me.
>>16825127I had it for the first time at 28, maybe I needed to be younger to enjoy it or what but I just didn't. It helped me stop being awkward around girls because I wasn't as excited about sex with them, that's probably it.
>>16825162yayoi vs jomon
YAKUZA NAKAMEME
SHINSUKE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUDEFEND YOUR TITLE YOU BUM
Shinsuke KINO
>>16825167Vampire flicks are easy money though because the lore is the draw.
>>16825162based
Stop with this shit already
>>16825157I'll probably buy the LEGO set atleast...
this weeb shit is not for me
>Plays Nobunaga's Ambition once
When is AJ coming back
dam dat nigga scary
>random UFO noises
>Originally, Kenzo Suzuki was scheduled to debut on the Raw brand in May under the ring name Hirohito. He was to be presented as the grandson of Emperor Michi Hirohito, who ruled Japan during World War II. He would portray a Japanese patriot, holding anti-American views and wanting revenge on America for the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
priest is on the blue brand
Think I'll get some Papa John's for SNME tomorrow.
>carmelo doesn't have a mic to talk shit with while his music playshe's losing i'm afraid
>>16825214I remember the teasers for Hirohito
>>16825134Rollins is zestier than even Priest
We could've been watching a cold match between Komander and a lower card talent on Rampage but instead we're watching Priest and Carmelo in the 3rd hr of a nothing SD.
i'm not a big carmelo guy but i fucking HATE priestPLEASE HHH do not job him out tonight of all nights...
>pronoun gimmickLel
>>16825164Kek
carmelo hayes is the john morrison of this generation but somehow even more dimeless
I hope Carmelo wins this one
>No reaction for MeloUhh melobros? Are we done?
>>16825229what i need to watch is the annajei in the booking clutches of shawn "the heartbreak kid" michaels in NXT
>>16825106>MCMGThey suck.
>>16825227seth is work zesty, priest is shoot zesty
You think Melo misses NXT?
>>16825227damn that's a zesty picture
>>16825230i don't hate priest but even though i don't like carmelo he needs a sleazy win that he gets by fluke and runs off and taunts like an assclown
>>16825235>>16825237>>16825238He is just Ricochet 2.0
>>16825238Hard to care for a guy whose lost more than half his matches on the main roster
>>16825247He was never over in NXT either
>>16825238Melo have the Andrade's effect for no reaction entrance.Just wait for the people pop in no time
>>16825108Raw still has 50 fucking stables that Triple H does nothing with
>>16825238Melo never had a shot. Fucking flippy manlet gimmick only works in the Orlando arena
Friday's aren't a good night for 3 hour Smacks. They should move to Wednesday.
>>16825253>book him like liv was booked for damian's terror tranny twin rheapottery hunter...
>>16825247Melo never miss
>>16825243You're wrong and gay
>>16825268
>>16825254Melo has more confidence and charisma than Rico has in his little finger.
>>16825266they should try to get the 7-10 timeslot instead of 8-11i know 10-11 is considered primetime so the ads are worth more but surely enough people are tuning out in the last third, and more would tune in throughout a 7-10 showing, to make up for it
My audio keeps getting out of sync on the damned Netflix.
stuffing my fat hog body with all beef weiners and tots
Priest spent the last twelve months squashing dom mysterio and finn yet he still isn't over
>>16825289new thread
>>16825281Well he looks so much younger and Cody seems to like pushing this guy so he has a good chance on being a main event guy at least.
>>16825291>netflix
>>16825266>>16825288There's nothing wrong with this airing you fuckers. I wanna get back on Marvel Rivals too but now is the time for SmackDown.
>>16825306>Marvel Rivals Who do you main?
>>16825295it's aew style "over"where "over" simply means "winning" when there are two ways to be "over" and one is the way gayew does not get which is the more important way to be overto express the distinction, there's put over vs get overto put someone over is to let them beat youto get someone over is to get the crowd to acknowledge them as something more
>>16825324Thor, Magneto, Venom
>>16825331Based vanguardbro
>>16825288>4pm start time on the west coastGreat idea retard
>>168253685 pm is hardly better, not a big market for wrestling anyway
>>16824611The real champion here is Liv's skirt holy shit
