Previous:>>16832323>LIVE link:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXu2QWloxcs>Bron Breakker vs. Sheamus: Saturday Night’s Main Event Hype Packagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWXN8b2tHkM
>Jesse already chatting shiteKek reddit will be furios
Lucky Buddy.
>he does it for free
So Jesse is just turning his back on the camera on purpose at this point, right?
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whats so unpredictable and badass about bron breakker?
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
My balls itch.
hahahaRandy Quaid's promo is good! https://twitter.com/RandyRRQuaid/status/1883075370322448549
https://x.com/RonKillings/status/1882770904696189315
>Pat does it for free
math reference?
>another 5 years of Sheamus jobbing
what the fuck is going on
>2+2=5
>Ventura starts off by calling Abbot a bitch and gets a popGotta love em
Kek. Jesse just doesn't care.
god jesse is so good
>TNA reference
>>16832855>bron Chinese eyesAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>16832886he could be fucking you in the butt at any moment
how do you watch Saturday Night's Main Event if you don't live in burgerland?
>>16832897>>16832903HUH
Why is Bron wearing pink
stop saying my name
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WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF
>Jesse knows about Steiner math
>>16832912YouTube
>>16832890KinoGive him a cowboy gimmick asap
>>16832912https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXu2QWloxcs
>>16832912youtube, for free
>WWF
Ventura is a doddering old fool
JESSE SNUBBING GUNTHER
>he just said WWFlmaooooooooo
jesse just buried gunther lmao
>jessie shooting on the fact that the IC belt used to mean moreKEK
>WW( ) SUPERSTARS
>MUTING WWF
>>16832912jewtube streaming it for free
Based WWF
>WWFJesse, no!
>>16832910Steiner curse, Scott wears sunglasses to his beady eyes
did they censor WWF? lol
Ventura isn't hitting quite like the last show
jesse is such a fuck up kek get this old ass boomer outta herr
jess-f not getting invited back
holy fuck, based
Fuck Pandas!
i appreciate that bron is willing to take awful bumps
I can't tell if he's going senile or if he's just shitposting
based world wildlife foundation
I thought the stupid animal org allowed the E to use the F
Sticky when
Jesse obviously doesn't want to be asked back.
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
>>16832855I need some webm's from the Rhea match
I love Bron
SPEAR
Birb mentioned!
>>16832942>>16832951They had to
did sheamus bonce his ronce there?
>Well Cole Bron is an absolute retardJesus Jesse you can't say that these days
>>16832965It's both.
>>16832965He knows damn well what he's doing. Might be coked up.
holy shit
based spear
Jesus fuck.
>>16832924>>16832926>>16832927>>16832944what the fuck is this bullshit
People love Bron too much, they keep cheering him despite being a heel lol.
Just checking in to make sure y'all are up to date on your seasonal vaccines
>>16832965So you don't know
>>16832989around the cornew and des he gona sasd ewrg
>>16833005I am not.I also never got vaccinated for Covid and I never will.
>>16832965jessie has always been a shitposter. I've been watching old WCW when he went over there and he was bullying schivone on the mic every ppv lol
My commercials on Peacock are in beaner
>>16833000Where you at? Iran?
Body is doing the JR in AEW shtick where he just makes basic calls and says nothing but in a nice way
>>16833000use vpn, cuh
>>16833000In the US they want you watching NBC.
You could see Sheamus' will to wrestle leave his body after that spear.
>>16833009Huge pop!
They should just save Jesse for the main event only.
>>16833000Are you an american? It's probs not available there.
>>16833001He's a heel?He hasn't insulted the crowd since his NXT heel run so he's pretty clearly a tweener
>>16833005yup, Covid, flu, shingles. Need a tetanus shot next year.
Bron is chinese
do you guys have a picture of a wrestler presenting the POV with a kwaboty award
>>16833005Nope. Pureblood reporting in.
scuffed sol ruca on the olay commercial
>LIVE LINK LITERALLY IN THE OP'S POST>PEOPLE STILL ASK WHERE TO WATCHA board with IQ of 7
How do I get that white bros?
>>16833028Look at this mark
Those meals by mail are fucking expensive.
>>16833009sorry for your loss
>>16833000retard
I'm convinced sheamus and drew just ask people to potato the fuck out of them for a shoot. all their matches look painfully stiff and its gigabased
>>16833000Just watch NBC on TV
>>16833005FUCK DOCTORS!!!>FlairSweating.gif
People that go on cruises deserve the rope
SNL has never been good.
>>16833050That’s why the Gunther and Ilja matches were so good
>>16833050pretty sure sheamus has said that on recordlike he told mick foley to hit him as hard as he could when he fought him
>>16833066This isn't Blockbuster, this is Blockblister
>>16833060I WILL lick that stomach
stop the damn match ref his ribs are broken
bron is the best wrestler in wwe
What did he say?
SHEAMUS SHOOTING
>>16833081Called him a chink
>>16833081Called Bron a bitch
brons rod...
You can't say "bitch" on NBC?
sheamus does it for THE PRIDE
>>16833005Never injected, never will.
>>16833017CubaI work for the government but I'm not a glowie
>>16833079fuckin right
>Cole is saying "shoots the half" again
>>16832855THAT PUSSY COULDN'T HANDE SHEAMUS SO HE HAD TO COVER UP LMAO
Bron matches should go no longer than 4 minutes, he should murder every one
Great show so far. side note--i love when idiots here say:>____ was an /asp/ tradition!as if that makes it better....yeah, no. sorry but publicly saying you have been on a niche wrestling forum for multiple years is NOT the flex you think it is, lil bro.why would anyone give a FUCK about something being an /asp/ tradition?
jesse is exposing how badly wwe needs good heel color commentators
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>>16833090Gonna need a VPN from there I think.
Sheamusbros is he gonna make it
the joke is that jesse was actually a fucking terrible governor
kek at jesse talking about the ref, he's still so good
>domfag spent months seething about brons heightBron could be Rey’s height and he’ll still be based as fuck.
Maybe this is a hot take but I love wwe
Body is so fucking good at this
>>16833112Fuck off
whos the heel
>>16833098I'm back into wrestling but honestly I fucking hated it for a while after you niggas COMPLETELY TOOK OVER the /asp/ board, /esg/ was impossible for a while there
>>16833122cole
based boomer changing the argument once he's proven wrong
jessie is right
KEK BASED BODDY CALLING THE RIGGING
jfcsomeone kill ventura he's worse than mcafee
>jesse going into business for himselfbased
>>16833122Pat and Cole
Kaiser coming out in 3…2…Fuck it we all know Sheamus ain’t winning
slop shop
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Don't bring Ventura back
How does Bron get to the top rope so easily but LA Knight falls every time?
>>16833098why would you get worked by that?
this shit is fixed bros
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>>16832855If this show is just 2 hours, I'm fine with it
How was NXT with Breaker, LA Knight, Priest, Gunther, Dragunov? Sounds like KINO
what a flat finish
Body is going Old man mode
how many fucking times has sheamus lost to bronhas bron defended against anyone except sheamus and kaiser??
HANG YO FUCKING NUTS JESSE LET THEM KNOW
Jesse exposing the ref fixing in the WWE
He didn't even count the three lol
Jesse is never coming backlol He may even get pulled tonightEnjoy this now
ref's lopsided smile is cute
>just realized that Sheamus hasn't brought up anything about the IRA>meanwhile Sami (a non-irish person) decides to spout a tweet trying to be "smart" in a drew feud, then immediately deletes it when he gets backlashI'm starting to understand why Americans hate Canadians
REF BURIED HARD
the ending was a mess but the intensity was good towards the end
HE COUNTED THE 3
What is he fucking yapping about?
This sucks so far
Based BOOMER
>>168331511 sneak
Wtf is brain addled senior citizen Jesse Ventura rambling about?
>JESSE "THE BASED" VENTURA RIGGED
>>16833063Why's that? Because cruises look fun but they're too expensive so you can't go? I'm in the same boat, I wish I had $7500 I could just drop on two or three weeks at sea
Pat Mac trying to reign in this guy
>>16833156I vaguely recall them feeding him some random jobber old school squash match style.
breaker is in pain, he hurt his head
I hate refs too
>>16833156yeah he beat jey and sami lol
HICKENBOTTOM
jessie shitting on refs will never get old.I've been watching old wcw recently and he did it back then too lol
Jesse just burying the ref kek.
Pat is sick of his shit lmao
>>16833043I get my shots to piss off faggot chuds like you
Ah, hbk, the 60 year old faggot who thinks he's a frat boyPiss break time
>>16833098Gonna cry?
>>16833161>>16833159triple h prob just thinks it's kinda funny, vince would be shitting himself
>>16833163The IRA were fucking based fuck Rangers
SEXY BOYYYYYY
The guy who killed Tony Kwab and buried Dynamite with ease, HBK
Guntherbros... I'm starting to worry...
>>16833154>>16833155>>16833156>>16833157frog
Based HBK
>vince sign in the crowd footage
Will there ever be a title change on Saturday Night's Televised House Show
Kek, Jesse is fumin'!
Thank you Shawn for booking NXT
>>16833151Gargano and undisputed era took up most of the screentime
can't wait til Michaels takes over Smackdown
>>16833151Knight and Priest weren't really main players in NXTGunther's good stuff was mostly in NXT UK and some TakeOversBron/Melo/Ilja NXT was dimes though
>>16833185he tried to divide by the amount of times sheamus has held the IC title
I know I'm sexy
The Gemini are back?
>>16833145Because it's fucking stupid and a lame premise. Stop using black people as your reaction gifs, btw. Or Else
IM JUST A SEXY KURT
Booker of the Year
The GOAT HBK.
Fuck bros I was 10 years old when I was at the Montreal screw job
>>16833177Jesse has always been gay for sheamus
>>16833144Bron is 20 years younger
>>16833195good fuck pat
>>168331512.0 was the best year of wrestling tv in ages. Though Priest was gone by then and Gunther and Knight weren't in it for long.
>>16833177It used to be common to hear matches called like that - Cole has never called a technical match, Jessie is just stating the rules as it adds depth to the story and fan engagement.
Wtf is Jessie on about Jesus Christ who thought he was a good idea.
>>16833202mon the rangers
SNME POWER RANKINGS>Rhea's tiddies>Rhea's booty>Bron vs Sheamus>HBK>Rhea vs Nia>Ventura>bean speak
>>16833208Don't worryNo Yeet
still thinking about the time this single image of HBK set tony off into a week long autistm streak on twitter of seething. I miss his old meltdowns lol
I hope we get some schizo Shawn
>>168332200? dividing any amount by zero just equals infinity
Hmmml what
Your favourite wrestling body?Mine is Shawn Michaels (circa 97)Shawns Physique in the mid/late 90's was very impressive. He has a naturally lean frame and his ample muscle mass really complemented this. Great defined abs and body shape that could make any girl blush. An aspect i loved of his body was the rugged coating of body hair. It really complimented his 'boy coming into manhood' phase. I often find my self watching his old matches just to stare and look at his 'sexy boy' body. Any dance move he performed really showcased his pristine body. A complete joy to watch especially his strip down of entrance attire. Sometimes i replay it numerous times. The reveal of his bare torso never ceases to excite me. Shawn will forever be my 'boy toy'
>>16833243Don’t forget rheas crotch shots
GIMME THAT
What is this show, first time I heard of it, haven't followed wrestling. Is it just old Main Event on Saturday night?
>no fireworks for HBK’s poseWhat a bunch of bullshit this would never fly with Vince
I can't believe that I chose this over Collision. DubDubE sucks ass and you all know it.
ventura was so cooked on commentary lmao da fuck happened he was good last time
>>16832881He's always done that.
>/pol/-tards seething at based Jesse in this threadkek
>>16833202cope foreshadowfag
>>16833163https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmcyvPwWZjkAlways relevant
>>16833240Retard
>>16833208Jey is already in the Rumble, he ain't winning.
>pw can't decide whether nia is based or not now>pw can't decide whether jesse is based or not nowDivisive event
>>16833212Yes, in the main event tonight
>>16833241KekBased
>WWE Champ contract signing segment>against Kevin Owenskek the WWE championship is exclusive to the midcard nowWe need Lesnar and Vince back
I think it was a gay magazine bros...
HBK IS MID
this show
>>16833255This copy pasta has been posted all the way back to /sp/ days
>>16833226I'M TAKIN ALL THE PERCS
>>16833216I'm surprised at HHH's restraint in not making Gargano world champion yet.
>>16833242prods deserve the rope
>>16833289All it is missing is the Australian flag.
Is Kevin going to go on another schizo meltdown during this signing?
Nostalgia pop Shawn amuses me because he doesn't look like he did back then, sound like he did back then, or even have the ability to do his entrance pose properly let alone anything else that made him popular, it's just>yeah that's probably the same guy who used to come out to that music
YOU'RE MY OBSESSION.
>>16833290
>>16833275>pw can't decide whether nia is based or not nowentertaining on the mic. shit in the ring>pw can't decide whether jesse is based or not nowi didnt think he added anything the first time around
>>16833163what'd that "Canadian" say?
>>16833299Schizo meltdowns are his current gimmick so I sure hope so
>>16833225You got some nerve saying this while using a gif of a notorious BBC lover
>>16833274They said in the Rhea/Nia match that the loser would be in the rumble. Very easy to say again in the WHC match
WWE would be ten times better if they fired Kevin Owens and Sami ZaynWhat a pair of screentime wasting shitters
This is gonna end at 10 at this pace
>>16833275nia is a great heel, funny as fuck on the mic and really good at getting babyfaces over in singles matches. she falls apart in any match type that isn't a singles match
>>16833275Pro Nia, Pro Jessesimple
Mickie James won a title at a house show onceThis is literally worse than house show tier
>>16833255Still a manlet
I get to attend the rumble next Saturday bros. I'm so fucking excited.
>>16833294Scots and Anglos together forever
>>16833308Tiocfaidh ár lá
>>16833299All I hear is him telling the truth.
>>16833299God I hope so. This schizo gimmick has been incredibly based.
>>16833320ya seethe
>>16833320sami yes but kevin has grown on me
I have a 92 word essay due monday morning and i haven't even started yet
Holy shit Dory is still alive?
dory funk bros
>>16833276They call him Main Event Jey, he is obviously going over tonight.
USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>16833325Phil won once against Kane iirc too
>>16833275Jesse is based you retardEarn a clue
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>both titles retained so farJay's going over isn't he?
>Boy they got some big 'ol women down in San Antonio
>>16833325in 1991-1993 the world title swapped hands in house shows at least 3 times kek
Why wasn’t hagsaw Jim pushed?
Dory Funk is still alive?
HOOOOOOOO
HOOOOO!!
>>16833346lel the opposite for me. Sami has grown on me but KO still is a channel changer for me
Goddamn they got Dory's old ass out here. He can challenge Gunther at the end of the night.
>>16833321>this is gonna end on time at this pacewell i sure would hope so
I’m a massive Jim Duggan mark
>>16833357hubba hubba
Is Dory Funk 2 Cold Scorpio Funk's father?
USA! USA! USA! HOOOOOOOEEEEEE!
Lovely to see Dory Funk
I though Jim Duggan died
BASED RETARD DUGGAN
>>16833366He was. He had a great career.
>>16833348He'll go out when he says he's ready
>USA chants on Australia Day
>>16833357This probably happened
>>16833357Why did Lyra turn into Donna Purazzo
>>16833311Shut the fuck up, faggot.
wtf i thought Jim duggan did the job to big C
hacksaw still looks good for however old he is
>>16833320Sami is a fucking shitter and needs to be kicked to the curb
>>16833367Didn't he have a match last year
Met Jim Duggan once, he was a nice fella.
>>16833357This why NXT beats AEW every week
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is Ted Jr. still in jail for defrauding Mississippi with Brett Favre?Hoooooo Hacksaw's still got it.
>>16833357wtf when did these get so good
We know what a ladder looks like Shawn. We didn't need the visual aid.
>>16833391Rhea BTFO
For the record San Antonio is closer to Montreal than Calgary is
>>16833396TooMany potato’s
>be a heel champion>refuse to ever sign the contract for title matches>remain champion forever>wwe goes bankrupt
why did he say montreal canada like that
>CODY SUCKS EGGSBased
FINALLY ENOUGH WITH THE FILLER SHIT. THE CODESTER IS COMING OUT
>>16833391>Implying a bunch of Mexican-Americans in San Antonio would care or even know about Aussie DayKWAB
>>16833431how are they allowing him to wear that
wait this isn't a match?deadass turning this finna shit offola
>>16833391gotta love the cookster
I THINK CODY SUCKS EGGS
>>16833463The match is a week from now at the Rumble. This is the contract signing filler.
Pat Mcafee is so annoying give me Wade Barrett
