Mother Edition:Giulia and Bayley are teaming up to take on Roxanne and Cora.Are there big plans for IYO or is it just wishful thinking?Sareee announced Sareee-ISM Chapter VII, but no matches have been revealed yet.Both Asuka and Kairi are both out with injuries. The Kabuki reunion will have to wait.Asuka is recovering at home and continues to expand her gaming collection.Kairi is recovering at home.IYO is sexo.Giulia is the NXT Women's Champion.Sareee is carrying on Inoki's legacy.Meiko is running SENJO shows and is their world champion. Currently on her retirement tour, which will end April 29, 2025 to coincide with her 30th anniversary in professional wrestling.Xia and Wendy posting is allowed, they're just not officially part of the Klub.>Giulia & Bayley vs Roxanne Perez & Cora Jade. NXT, January 28th.>Meiko Satomura vs Nanae Takahashi. Giant Baba Memorial Show, January 31st.https://twitter.com/WWEAsukahttps://twitter.com/KAIRI_officialhttps://twitter.com/Iyo_SkyWWEhttps://twitter.com/giulia0221ghttps://twitter.com/Sareee_officialhttps://twitter.com/satomurameikohttps://youtu.be/3B_0HsAhuaMhttps://youtu.be/BRLK0mFd-pMhttps://youtu.be/x74xvn2T18Ehttps://youtu.be/N0qjhprjUeIhttps://youtu.be/jBJeH9zgws8KanaChan eats yakiniku:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s8PX-Rk9pkPrevious: >>16812083
make sure to check out the new KCTV, give Asuka those views
>>16847391If I wanted to see a fat old asian lady stuff her face I'd go to your mom's house.
>>16847391Why is she wearing colored contacts?
>>16847344finally a /kabuki/ thread with a good pic
>>16847496so the camera can see their eyes i think iyo does the same thing for WWE social media promos
>>16847496She wants to be White.
>>16847344>>16847347>>16847364>>16847391Unbelievable beauty.
mirai goat status confirmed by trip 7s
>>16847534Asuia should replied to her "nah u are"
when was the last time asuka re-signed with wwe? srs is teasing something about her.
>>16847684She re-signed last year
>>16847684She signed a new 5 year contract with WWE in September 2024
>>16847684February is 9 months of recovery
>>16847684told ya so faggots
>Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful (via Fightful Select) reports that creative plans for Asuka’s return have been discussed and pitched. There was word of a potential tag team match being pitched recently, but it was ultimately shut down.>The timeline for Asuka’s return is not known, and it was not said whether she had been at the WWE Performance Center training yet. Sapp also emphasized that this did not mean that Asuka would be in the Royal Rumble match.
I have a feeling the PDC match last week was originally a trios tag match
>>16847747>the news is there is no news>that'll be $5
>>16847765At least we know she's nearly ready to return, so I'll take the good news lol
>>16847747>There was word of a potential tag team match being pitched recently, but it was ultimately shut down.AND NEEEEEEEEW
>>16847741spoke a lil too soon eh >>16847747
reminder
>>16847747>Sean Ross Sapp
>>16847358I like AJ, buy not so close to ma woman
>>16847390She's a walking x-file, that goofball
Jerry Fish
>>16848150Ring of Honor may pay pittance, but it's the friends you make along the way that are truly priceless.
>>16848732imagine the after party sex orgy
>>16848764dibs on Takeshita
>>16847344I said it before and I’ll say it again: Asuka has no sex appeal.
>>16848764This is your brain on porn rot
>>16848861Eh???? You don't find middle aged japanese housewives sexy? She's a flabby MILF with saggy tits, leathery nipples, a pot belly, stretch marks, and scars all over her joints!
>>16847747Asuka remains dirtsheet proof
>>16849139none of that is true
>>16849807>simping for a married elderly post-menopausal woman who doesn't know you even exist
>>16848732I need to go to the store Sumie works at so I can give her my digits to pass along to Jungle Kyona and we can start a long distance relationship before I move to Japan to be her husband.
Can Mina join Pancake CTRL?
>>16848861>being this gay
>>16850208Hate this try hard poser
>>16848861Many are saying this! She's aging poorly.
>>16850208Need her and Asuka together (meaning in my bed)
>>16850208yes
>>16850284>>16850246
>>16850328You don't have a bed, fatass.
>>16850208She's in.
>>16847347>>16847364>>16847391so pretty!! <3
>>16848861>>16850307why are these homosexuals in our thread
>>16850208she was already in due to having a pancake butt
>>16850946Are there any joshis that don't have pancake butts?
>>16850377Who is this and why does he look disgusted with sareee?
>>16850990I believe that's Hiromu Takahashi
>>16850975Gochika
>>16850975Shida has some hella cake Back then and still now.
>>16850386Yet I do, weirdest cope from anon who probably has an inflatable mattress on the floor
>>16850990She doesn't like cream on her pancakes
>jerry fish
Dakota has a concussion. Truly cursed stable.
>>16851016nah, Hiromu is way cuter
>>16851841What else is new? That ugly cunt is always hurt. Fire her ass.
let's see Giulia's nipples
>>16852038pepperoni
>>16850975AZM in Stardom.
Day 414 of gooning everyday for Asuka until she returnsYou are my empressYou are my clown that makes me coomYou are my Lickable Lobe LassYou are my milky MILFYou are my kute KanaYou are my fine footed foxYou are my bountiful bosomed beautyYou are my mommy body babeYou are my grand slam goddessYou are my big titted tag team champYou are my pit princessYou are my ageless angelYou are my anal addicted auntieYou are my waxed wenchYou are my strapon seductressYou are my hopefully healthy hottieYou are my longest undefeated streak sweetheartYou are my overly attractive OsakanYou are my lovely lewd ladyYou are my naughty natured nymphYou are my pale porcelain goddessYou are my cock craving cougarYou are my hopefully-healed-soon honeyYou are my sword wielding womanYou are my cream-pied concubineYou are my face painted pleasureYou are my gorgeous GOATYou are my swimsuit succubusYou are my 20 year titty titanYou are my enchanting ecchi enchantressYou are my oppai cutiepieYou are my triumphant titty treasureYou are my cute toe temptressYou are my alluring auntieYou are my glamorous goonspiration
>>16853165fixed
>>16853165>Day 414 of gooning everyday for Asuka Based heterosexual
>>16853242Becky looks really nice in that photograph tho. And she is an ally to /kabuki/
>>16853165I think of Asuka's luscious breasts whike attempting to goon and pop within a minute, so I admire your willpower and consistency.
>>16853165Mommy Megapowers <3
>>16853242Mean. They're friends. Don't do that.
>>16850746I love MILFs so much bros
>>16847344Don't start by writing about fucking Giulia! She should be in a comment at the end at best.
>>16854493
>ASUKA / 明日華@WWEAsukaI absolutely reject any private or romantic approaches toward me.It’s fucking over…
>>16854729she sounds guilty to me
*is the only man Asuka wants*
tonight
please call him Link
>>16855159Rink
ASUKA AND KAIRI BACK AT THE RUMBLE #BELIEVE
>>16854729KEKAROOOO! E-DRONE pigs are so degusting and freakish they try to have sex with the players and send pics of their small dicks in the DMs! LMAO! How pathetic!
>>16854729OK who was being a fuckin weirdo to her
>>16855478Transmitting my energies to Kabuki girls!
>>16855684A Saudi Prince offered her $5,000,000 for SEX.
Giulia will be in the rumble right? Aren't NXT Women champs usually in it?
>>16855795Fraid not. She refused to blow Gaytch so she's being buried.
>>16855795Yes they will probably put her in to showcase her to their wider audience for the 1st time.
>shows up>gets no reaction because no one watches NXT>does nothing impressive>gets eliminated off camera BOOKER OF THE YEAR PAUL LEVESQUE
>>16855804You show up and in 5 min you post shit like this, wail about the Jews and generally act like an asshole across all 3 generals? You need help, bro.
>>16856170You never respond to a mental lookkng for attention. Engage with the posters who are here to post constructively
>>16856230He works me, bro. I'm really just figuring out now that it was he who slowly ruined /arrrr/ and drove a lot of posters away. We just wanted somewhere to adore our Pirate Princess.
>>16856652>our Pirate Princess.is a 40 year old bogged hag
>>16855478MANIFESTING
>>16856652>We just wanted somewhere to adore our Pirate Princess.That's what this thread has always been. As long as that thread serves to contain that schizo it can keep doing that job.
>>16856692I knew someone would say that. And I can't argue against it. /Kabuki/ was the home of Kairi for a very long time. But she deserves her own thread. /arrrr/ was glorious until he drove a lot of posters away.
>>16857191trans icon!
>>16857236Seek help
I'm a trans-woman and Giulia is my Queen. Sorry not sorry.
>>16857272Bane?
>>16857283Gay icon. You just know she's Queen of the fag hags in Miami.
>>16857305nah that's Asuka
>>16857278She's not that big.
WE LOVE YOU GOAT
>>16858665[brat]
>>16858705she looks like the girl from Napoleon Dynamite in that picture
Kairi Asuka vs Iyo Giulia next year, Giulia is Iyo’s evil protege. One has tag belts, other wins them. Wrestlemania. Book it.Send my checks, Hunter.
>>16858835Sticking all the races together is something racist enough for gaytch to do, but the way things are going their won't be a wrestlemania next year. Netflix will cancel raw due to low ratings lmao.
>>16856877>wasStill is and always will be.
Giu kicking off the show
>>16859602I like the new hair, I'm expecting 15 more styles by the summer
too much Bayley, not enough Giulia
>>16859752yeah, but that was to be expected
You think she got her hair done for the Rumble?
>>16859602has she gotten fatter? where are the pics? i need to coom
>>16859784just scroll up and look at the Giulia pics. Those are very recent. She's not fat.
>>16859808i want her to get chubby. chubby kabukis are the best
>>16859824Me in the back
>>16859824That's a very sensitive subject for Giulia, she has history
>>16850208What did she mean by this?
>>16860328goddammit, just fuck already
Giulia vs Bayley vs Roxanne for the NXT title at Vengeance Day
>>16859064That’s what they want. Getting upset over that is stupid twitter shit
>>16860328Imagine the ratings of a live sex celebration between them cross programmed on MAX and Netflix.
>>16859064>racistkys trannie
>>16860328The translation of her Tweet says "Please take a closer look" the cheeky minx
What intergender matches will you put our girls in 2k25?
>>16847344>>16847347>>16847364I swear to god, Asuka must've found the Grand Elixir or some shit.
>>16860998
>>16860328>Why yes, I did buy the premium autographed version of Mina's coombook, how could you tell?
>>16860998Have they done the Mixed Match Challenge recently?
>>16860998If they don't book it, I will.Wonder if it'll be straight 1-1s or if you can do gauntlets and handicaps. I know they said Mixed Tag is still its own thing.
>>16860328>Asuka acting like she doesn't have an entire back catalogue of photographs exactly like theseI love you GOAT, but come on now.
In latest Asuka vidya newz, from reading her recent Tweets, she has now surpassed 500 arcade cabinet boards in her collection. Which are currently stored across 4 separate warehouses awaiting the completion of the private arcade building.
Day 415 of gooning everyday for Asuka until she returnsYou are my empressYou are my clown that makes me coomYou are my Lickable Lobe LassYou are my milky MILFYou are my kute KanaYou are my fine footed foxYou are my bountiful bosomed beautyYou are my mommy body babeYou are my grand slam goddessYou are my big titted tag team champYou are my pit princessYou are my ageless angelYou are my anal addicted auntieYou are my waxed wenchYou are my strapon seductressYou are my hopefully healthy hottieYou are my longest undefeated streak sweetheartYou are my overly attractive OsakanYou are my lovely lewd ladyYou are my naughty natured nymphYou are my pale porcelain goddessYou are my cock craving cougarYou are my hopefully-healed-soon honeyYou are my sword wielding womanYou are my cream-pied concubineYou are my face painted pleasureYou are my gorgeous GOATYou are my swimsuit succubusYou are my 20 year titty titanYou are my enchanting ecchi enchantressYou are my oppai cutiepieYou are my triumphant titty treasureYou are my cute toe temptressYou are my alluring auntieYou are my glamorous goonspiration
>>16861362>when Asuka is told that someone has gooned to her for 415 days straight hoping for her return
>>16859298I know. Even at our lowest point /arrrr/ is still the best place for Kairi love. I think some people here see us as a schism...but it was just Kairi flying the nest. I'll never leave /arrrr/, but I understand why some people did.
>>16861480Giulia is such a beautiful woman. I hope she can figure out the style quickly because she didn't look comfortable tonight and barely acknowledged Bayley until after the match when Bayley started at her belt.
>>16861343Good lord... it's gonna be a museum. Maybe when she's done I'll make a pilgrimage to the Asuka arcade and Kairi dojo. Gotta get over there some day.
>>16861626I wouldn't acknowledge Bailey either lol. Giu is doing fine. The crowds love her.
She’s been great
>>16861626it was a match that was focused more on Bayley, which as the big main roster star made sense. Giulia didn't have to do much outside of basic stuff and the crowd was chanting her name a few times.
>>16861626Giulia is going to be performing in front of a crowd of over 60,000 people at the Royal Rumble this weekend, and she's going to do great.
>>16861666It's private.
>>16861921Godamnit who builds themself a private theme park? As expected of Kanachan, I suppose.
what does she mean by this
>>16862306Elon's twitter is a shit show and it finally reached her.He's a fan of harassing people so she's been getting inundated with harassment because MUH FREE SPEEACH but it's funny because she's a fascist lover too
>>16862315are you okay?
>>16862315Ehh politics is just so boring, man. My alligiance to my favourite wrestlers far exceeds any political leanings I might have. If you love Kairi, Asuka and Iyo then I love you too and there ain't nuttin you can do about it.
Asuka getting annoyed with a fan who wants her to win at Mania. It's never happening, she'll do it just to spite everyone.https://x.com/WWEAsuka/status/1884535119551377845
>>16862591Based Kana toppling trees with her sex appeal
sperg
>>16862753I didn't know she knew English
awww poor widdle millionaire
It’s irrelevant what eve wrestler wants. “Asuka” is a character. If fans are displeased with that character losing it’s a bit rude to chastise a fan about it. Wrestlers really need to take a couple of weeks to think before they press send tweet.
I'm not on Twitter, so can someone who is ask her when this is gonna happen?
>>16862306Kabuki chads are based. She knows we all want to fuck her, and she’s tired of the attention.
>>16862753There's this 1 account she really hates, calls him a crazy stalker, called creatureboy or something, she was ranting about it the other day at the PC
>larping as an insider on 4chan
>>16860998Idk why but i feel like Iyo vs Balor would be a banger.
>>16862591hubbahubbahubba
I want Asuka to peg me and make me her bitch.
>>16864323and with lots of yelling in that rough harsh Osakan dialect
This is like the second day in a row she's said this. Mental breakdown incoming? https://x.com/WWEAsuka/status/1884687565384802428
There is a surprising amount of gullible boomers and retards who get catfished and scammed by Indians and Pakis pretending to be the divas and players. It turns weird and dangerous when they contact the real players.
Dylan went too far and Momsuka had to set the record straight
>>16864892https://x.com/WWEAsuka/status/1884690735745949964
>>16864892Who are these tweets even directed towards? I don't really see people being too weird towards her on twitter. Does she just have one or two stalkers that pester her all day? Also I notice she only ever says this stuff in English, she seems a lot more friendly with the Japanese fans
asuka is getting cringe
>>16865039She's just a boomer, they're all like this.
Yo something wrong with this bitch
>>16865021lel /kabuki/ in shambles, how are we coping?
>>16865056She's a xoomer
https://x.com/WWEAsuka/status/1884692462721261649
Good job retard. >>16861362 Someone sent her a link to kabuki and now she wants to run away and become a recluse.
>>16865099Asuka gangstalking arc
>>16865028>>16865039>>16865056>>16865060You underestimate just how fucked up and retarded wrestling fans can be. Remember the faggot who tried to kidnap and rape the lesbian girl? Or that fag who spams Instagram with pictures of Lexi with a bruise and a copypasta about how HHH is raping her? There is probably some weird faggot contacting her and sending her shit in the mail.
e-drones are scum https://x.com/AlexaBliss_WWE/status/1670131139300974592
Asuka should buy a gun like Giulia
America is not safe for joshis.
>>16865173Shut up faggot. Americans are scum.>>16865178This. I truly hate those fat retarded mutts with all my being.
NEVER talk to or interact with e-drones. They are the SCUM of the earth. Joshi should STAY in Japan where it is safe.
auska schizo arc
>Asuka being harassed IRL by a low IQ violent stalker, police have been involved >lul what a schizoKill yourself
>>16865478Sure thing guy.
>>16865496who will stop with your mental illness?
This is the kind of obese retard freak the players have to deal with 24/7. I don't blame Asuka for being afraid.
>>16865719>filthy hair>balding>massively overweight>dirty ass sweat pants>dirty ass 6XL tee>dirty ass sports jacket from the 80s>payless shoes with no socks>probably not wearing underwear>teeth actually cleanI get that people struggle to maintain a healthy weight, but why not fix the other shit? he's standing outside a retail store, why not buy a nice outfit and get a haircut.
Stalkers should be executed. Their victims carry life long trauma.
Is she talking about a fan or someone at WWE who made a pass at her? I know I would try to ask her out.
>>16866149i'm betting it was punk
>>16866149probably fans online messaging her
>>16865719how people like him feel no fucking shame is what I'll never be able to understand
>>16866250Really? The messages must've been pretty scary for her to contact police. If she feels she has to retire to get out of the public eye I wouldn't blame her.
this is making me in the mood for some auska gravure
in positive news, NXT had an average of 827,000 viewers
>>16866285Isn't that a plummet? Yikes.
>>16866299Dynamite gets 3x that if you consider max+it's on cable not network
>>16866310Dynamite is better than everything WWE. WWE is slop for dangerous retards. See >>16865099>>16865102
>>16863848Lol you go there? :)
>>16866310>>16866314lol
When you search "clark county kanako urai" on google, the first result is her address so no wonder she has a stalker. I'm actually surprised it look this long.
>>16865478What a ... dick lol!Asuka's hair looks amazing though. Wow, when was this?
which one of you was this
>>16866391what the fuck is she doing?
>>16866391>its actually realHOLY KEK
>>16866391WE DO SAY THAT WORD HERE
I am getting worried
>>16866478don't worry just menopause
>>16866391She has over 1k replies to her original tweet and THAT is the one she boosts? I think she's trying to get fired or released so she can go home to Japan. She's lost it.
Asuka has had a really negative 24hrs on X. I think she's starting to crack under the pressures. Maybe it is time for her to go on a long vacation?
>>16866478Dont get attached, chud. She's a married woman.
Why doesn't Lo pull her aside and get her to smarten up?
>>16866495Probably wanted to give people a better idea of the BS she deals with on social media so she re-tweeted that.
>>16866547All she's doing is making a spectacle of herself. Stalker 101 is to not talk about it publicly or draw attention to him/her. Now a bunch of VOW discord trolls and other losers will copycat and the abuse will increase.
>>16866391What is an njgger?
>>16866391>She actually retweeted itShe's having a mental breakdown
The price of eggs has driven her insane.
old hag bitch should shoot leave america it's not good for her
Jeez, is she trying to 1-up the Hulkster? I'm worried here fellas
>>16866677I thought she's been living in Japan
>>16866677As sad as it is I have to agree. The stress of never having won at WrestleMania and rehab from this major injury is clearly taking a toll on her plus living in America with all the obese brown retards who watch WWE. It must be hell.
read between the lines of what she's saying and it's obviously a Jew targeting Asuka
>>16866583Not to mention WWE will be pissed off at her for retweeting it. Face it, her career is done.
>>16866514nigga just walk away from the screen
>>16866670kek
>>16866391HAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING NEE-SAN???!??
>>16866285Giulia is a confirmed draw
Asuka has gone insane.
How can i save Asuka?
>>16866988You have to let her go. She has to be free to be Kanako Urai again.
I feel like this has been a long time coming. Her getting up there in age, the injury, the constant trips back to Japan, the arcade, the messages with the Stardom players. She is mentally cooked. The WWE grind has chewed her up.
>>16866546I was just thinking this. Iyo needs to take charge here and wrestle Asuka away from her devices. Possibly in a straight-jacket match at the rumble.
>>16866977>>16867128Always has been>>16867123in a pool of jello
Nuke in process>Fascinatingly his posts are full of conspiracy theories about "the Jews", "The blacks", and pointing out "Catholic people wearing crosses"
Come over to AEW baby girl. The schedule is much lighter and we'll actually let you live in Japan.
>Asuka makes 1 flirty cheeky Tweet with Mina>coomers lose their shit and take it as license to go full coombrain pervert at her
>>16867164I also noticed this.........
>>16867181I was thinking this too.
>>16867196maybe she should stop leeching.
>>16867181This is what is happening. No other explanation. God damn that debut is gonna hit lile crack.
>>16867137i prefer pudding
r/sc is blaming trump and anti-immigrant sentiment.
Reminder: Asuka signed a new 5 year WWE contract in September 2024
>>16867277go back
>>16867279They don't know anything.
trannies begging again
>>16867279>fightful>jeremy lambert Even assuming this is true it was before Asuka had a mental breakdown and became paranoid of being attacked in public by an insane e-drone stalker. People have gotten out of contracts before.
Kana is #AllElite.
>Last week 812,000>This weeks 827,000Barely anything but up is better I suppose.
I think whole thing is an advanced AEW psy-op to drive Asuka from WWE.
Asuka should go to TNA.
Based Kenny is going to rescue her from the disgusting dronies.
>>16867347>going from a company full of obese coomerbrains to another company full of obese coomerbrainswew
>Come over to AEW baby girl
SOON
When Kana becomes All Elite will she be banned from being posted in these threads?
>>16867560Yes. Kabuki is WWE joshi only.
>>16867560Bold of you to think she won't just retire if she ends up leaving over this shit.
>>16867614Tony will give her at least $2,000,000 to work less than 20 times a year.
This is all just a work. She's teasing her upcoming storyline
Nanae & Seri vs Asuka & Nao at Shine Forever
>>16866749Holy shit you just brought back memories of that Jewish guy from her Kana days that had literally almost hundreds of pictures with her from her. He would get posted in /dofa/ and in a few pics she looks either fucked up or uncomfortable around him. Fuck wish I still had the pics because a guarantee that's who it is
>>16867358I too have rampant undiagnosed mental illness.
https://x.com/LinaFanene/status/1884694676902445078
>>16867989I fucking love Nia Jax
>>16867963Fuck you tranny. Leave her alone.
>>16868096>Fuck you tranny.This thread is not your to-do list
>>16867560>>16867571No, we kept Kairi in when she left WWE and went freelance/Stardom for 2 years. Sarreee is still in since leaving WWE too. Some retarded eDrones wanted them both out but those guys are retards and not real humans so their opinions don't count lol.
/kabuki/ 4 life
>>16867989love love this enormous samoan woman
>>16869226>Korean American pig dog muttI spit on this bitch *HACKPTOOH*
>>16869229Nia is hot and I'm tired of pretending she's not
>>16869195Shut up faggot. You drove off over half of the users here with your retardation and constant spamming.
>>16869635u mad LoL
>>16867753he was quite literally called the Kana stalker fan online back then by everyone.
working on new soon
Day 416 of gooning everyday for Asuka until she returnsYou are my empressYou are my clown that makes me coomYou are my Lickable Lobe LassYou are my milky MILFYou are my kute KanaYou are my fine footed foxYou are my bountiful bosomed beautyYou are my mommy body babeYou are my grand slam goddessYou are my big titted tag team champYou are my pit princessYou are my ageless angelYou are my anal addicted auntieYou are my waxed wenchYou are my strapon seductressYou are my hopefully healthy hottieYou are my longest undefeated streak sweetheartYou are my overly attractive OsakanYou are my lovely lewd ladyYou are my naughty natured nymphYou are my pale porcelain goddessYou are my cock craving cougarYou are my hopefully-healed-soon honeyYou are my sword wielding womanYou are my cream-pied concubineYou are my face painted pleasureYou are my gorgeous GOATYou are my swimsuit succubusYou are my 20 year titty titanYou are my enchanting ecchi enchantressYou are my oppai cutiepieYou are my triumphant titty treasureYou are my cute toe temptressYou are my alluring auntieYou are my glamorous goonspiration
ruined kabuki, ruined arrrr, ruined iyo, ruined ddm, ruined giu
>>16869910work on killing yourself faggot
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