>wrestler is cutting a promo>seems to be rambling on>suddenly they awkwardly look right at the camera>as if they're looking right at me>"AND YOU ANON...">what the fuck>"YEAH, YOU ANON!">"I'M TALKING TO YOU!">"ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID OR SOMETHING!?">whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck>I grab the remote>press the power button>TV won't turn off>"HA! YOU WON'T ESCAPE SO EASILY YOU DIRTY LITTLE PERVERT">this can't be real this can't be real this can't be real>"YEAH I KNOW WHAT YOU DO AT NIGHT YOU LOSER">sheer terror overcomes me>A BOTTLE OF LOTION...!">no..."A BOX OF NAPKINS...!">dear god no..."AND BIG TIT POV JAPANESE... UNCENSORED!!">nooooooooooo>"AND IF YOU DON'T SEND 1 BITCOIN TO THE QR CODE RIGHT HERE ON THE SCREEN, YOUR BOSS, COWORKERS, FRIENDS AND FAMILY WILL WITNESS YOU STROKING THAT 'LIL PUD WHILE YOU MOANED LIKE A WHORE!>"PAY UP BITCH OR YOUR LIFE IS RUINED">crowd starts chanting HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHITthis is why I stopped watching wrestling
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