Asuka is Mean Edition (Asuka is being a psychotic B-word to everyone who talks to Iyo. Kairi is stuck in the middle while Asuka becomes more and more controlling as her menopause turns her into a raging lunatic. Thank God that Kairi is CUTE and SEXO so she'll always have the Krew to fall back on for support! We wait patiently for the moment 'ri snaps and beats thr shit out of Asuka on Monday Night 'ri!)Previous: >>18688530Kairi sings the anti-blues:https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-shareTheme of Kairi's Krew:https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09Socials:https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/https://x.com/kairi_official
>>18753364Kairi is cute
>>18753364NEW KAIRI THREAD!
Kairi is very over with the african fans. I'm sure a visit to Congo, Senegal or Angola would make her very happy :)
>>18753397Your mom's name is Kairi? That's pretty cool... I guess
Kawaiiri Sane
And extra bump before bed
>>18753630'ri skrong
>>18753397bumbash needs to book her in SGW they have some real talented ladies over there. kairi vs lipanda or zampi would go crazy.
>>18753364What an unfair assessment of Asuka. Do you know what foreigners are doing to Japan? Asuka is protecting her sisters from the evil of foreigners. Japanese people must isolate among each other. Foreigners only bring ruin to Japan and Asuka knows it
>>18753387>mom says the pizza rolls are done
I miss you
>>18753874I MISS YOUI MISS YOUHAUUAUUUGHHHH MISS YOUI MISS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>18753759Why was Asuka cool to hang with Bayley and Kota, but not Rhea? I think Asuka has become overly insular after her experience with hackers, porch pirates and stalkers. Her behavior reeks of insecurity and paranoia. Sad. But I don't appreciate Asuka dragging our hero Kairi-chan into the ill repute of heeldom.
>>18753831>comin' in hot for her Yakiniku (Kairi's favorite food, if I remember correctly)
>>18753742verily aesthetic warriors
>>18753630>>18753631NIPPON STRONG
>Joshi's at the pool 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>18754210is kairi peeing herself?
>>18754274shorts dry
*angry distant voice*KAIRIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
>>18754299oh shit cursed from beyond the archive kek
Kabuki just died
>>18754392I felt it was reasonably clear that I was pointing this out in my post here >>18754319
>tfw i could have bumped /kabuki/ but decided to bump /kairi/ insteadsorry kabuki fellows... i hope asuka schizo doesn't get angry with me...
>>18754575It's okay... some intrepid anon has taken it upon himself to put out a fresh new edition of /Kabuki/ for the eager masses. >>18754621
kek what a BIG HAIR shooter though
both /Kabuki/ and the IYO thread archived
>>18754575>>18755044You should have bumped all 3
>>18754392lol based>>18754575also mega based, thank you for your service
>>18755044the fucking hog is really going hog wild. also weird that /arrr/ is now the most active of the 3 threads
>>18755080I think secretly he wanted to slide IYOHe was there and did nothing
>>18755104>the fucking hog is really going hog wildnah it was just everyone going nuts over AJ Lee's return
>>18755044luckily /birb/ stayed
>>18755122>luckily /birb/ stayedEveryone knows hog necrobumps that empty cave when he starts sliding
>>18755117nah it was the hog, see>>18755122it's like when the hog tried to claim he wasn't sliding when hogan died, but his anti thread that was up for a week with fewer than 150 posts never got slid
>>18755162/birb/ is also one of the slowest generals ever, even that random mayu schizo general was more active, literally no one likes lyra
>>18755174the mayu generals are based thought. I assumed all the mayu threads were the same guy who makes the tamu threads
When /Kabuki/ was archived, I got in before their regular OP could show up and made a troll /Kabuki/ thread dunking on Asuka, and those crazy resilient bastards are just gonna roll with it kek.
>>18754319Is this from the current riots? Is that a monkey on a desk throwing a hissy fit?
>>18755408Don't disrespect Kairi's friends here! Also, who's rioting?
>>18755360lmao, well Kairi is on topic for /kabuki/ >>18755427they have been rioting basically nonstop in a bunch of leftoid cities over the election.
>>18755122hate that stoopid /birb/ and her stoopid general...I should very much like to see that thread slid
>>18755600It was 3am and threads were hitting page 10 in 30 minutes. How are Americhads supposed to keep our threads alive? It would be easy for a terminally online Irishman though.
Friend
>>18754727>>18754802Love big hair 'ri
baby white, power duo!
>>18755745>>18756144Love these hard /arrrr/ players
Spooky looking mf
>>18756330Anime wrestling girls are best, I think.
>>18756341>So I mar'ried an axe murdererWould no cap fr fr marry that axe murderer though.
>>18755600The fag who slides the threads talks to himself in there. Zero organic discussion goes on in there.
>>18756930It's a silly place.
>>18756653You're absolutely right lad>>18757736Kawaii af
>>18756975Just like Camelot.
>>18757759Very cute
>>18757736Who's with Kairi
Sad 'ri
Insane el-bump
Kairi is the cutest
>>18758964It is not for nothing that she is called Kawaiiri Sane
>>18759240Very kawaii player
'ri's tushy
>>18759240Anime lookin' mf
anime looking mf
>>18760222What a charismatic cutie!
>>18758714sad captain makes me sad
かいり is life Wish me luck in my Japanese class lads
>>18760976Best of luck anon. I think my limit is learning a few certain keywords and phrases. Those hieroglyphics they use are beyond my comprehension.
>>18760127built for Taters
>>18758918pinpoint
>>18761089You can do it lad, the writing looks difficult sometimes but is all about practice, i follow a LOT of Japanese pages in insta (like Poi) and a lot of YouTube bloggers (girls of course) and that sure helps. Just yesterday i asked my せんせい how to write Hojo
>>18760222>animu 'ri sees your quality get anon!
>>18761522Tatum's cheeks looks SO soft i wish they were my pillow
>>18761089I started self-learning Japanese in January and I'll say its just a matter of putting the time in. The current thing you're learning is always the hardest until you move on to the next thing and then that thing that seemed like it was impossible is basically trivial. Just keep going at it.
>>18760222Love this goofy ass player btw>>18761843SEXO face (first time seeing this 'ri)
>>18761832Funnily enough, 宝城カイリ would be one of the few oriental scratchings I would recognize just from repetitive usage.
>>18761895>SEXO face (first time seeing this 'ri)She's looking very sassy and anti-establishment
>>18761893こにしわ ladAnd for the other anon link related is the kind of video that helps me practicehttps://youtu.be/d-MAt1DxjpU?si=5dU6zihPowOkLe2l >>18761906That's Kairi in Katana right? I don't do Kanji yet, you know what they mean?
I just stole this from the Mayu thread
>>18762139Cute!
>>18762331Got 'em
>>18762139kek I posted that in the Mayu thread. Possibly the hottest pic of Mayu I've seen
>>18762355C'mon lad we /arrrr/ a friendly bunch in here
>>18762372Mayu is hot in a long-slim kind of way
>>18762511 oh long joshi
>>18762511based iyo wearing bootleg jordans
>>18762511Anime looking mfs
>>18762467Oh I was just having a bit of a laugh. What I wrote about Asuka was a way of building heat for her, which she kinda has coming in this situation from the perspective of a 'ritard. And it's not like I was the guy doing the sliding when they went down. For what it's worth I would have bumped /Kabuki/ and Iyo thread, but I just barely rescued us from p.10. I'm sure they know it's all in jest.
>GIWTWM
>>18762561kek'd
sex
>>18763805With kitty 'ri
shiiiit that was p.10 in 68min
>>18762511like an udon noodle
Remember that time we all thought we were getting a new photobook? Well where is the photobook?
>>18764813Nice 'rikini
>>18764589Based anon saving /arrrr/
>>18764589Hero saving us from the hogslide
>>18765699Based cheese
>>18753364Luv Hojo. Simple as, really
>>18753759Based
>>18754274I sure hope so
>>18754478*BRAAAAAAAAP*
>>18760127spankable
>>18764813I wonder if Kairi still keeps in touch with Chelsea?
>>18760222so cute
>>18760976Good luck, anon!
>>18765989>kairi sane 55I need to finish organizing my rare kairi's folder
>>18765699If I can't have Kairi as my loving companion I wish to have a faithful pup like Cheese to cheer me up when I'm sad.
>>18766010have fun with it
>>18753759>What an unfair assessment of Asuka. Do you know what foreigners are doing to Japan? Asuka is protecting her sisters from the evil of foreigners. Japanese people must isolate among each other. Foreigners only bring ruin to Japan and Asuka knows it
>>18765997ありがと lad
>>18766519Kana has been seething bigly because she's ancient
Kairi should just shut up and do what Asuka tells her to do.
Another insane el-bump from 'ri
>>18767517Asuka is going through menapause and has dementia so she is not able to think clearly. Kairi is right to question her. Kairi is also a genius so she knows better than grandma.
Is there any 'rikini video?
>>18756330>>18756144I wonder if they're happy PM Ishiba is stepping down?
>>18768240I don't think Kairi cares since she lives in the US
>>18768240kairi is american and can't votepoi won't vote because any party she'd be interested in has been banned
>>18767517Nah I think jacked 'ri could beat up Asuka nowadays. Work her knee & shit.
>>18768685Why would they fight? They're friends.
>>18768730For the moment. But Kairi won't put up with Asuka's bullying for much longer.
Kairi is too afraid of Asuka to do anything
>>18769267Kairi doesn't afraid of anything - she's just too polite.
>>18769267I love 'ri expressions
>>18769594Very expressive player
>>18769594kairi was a stage actress before becoming a wrestler so her being especially expressive makes a lot of sense you know
>>18769977Our Captain is a very talented and multifaceted player
Love my Cap'n btw
>>18769977Be neat to get some footage of Kairi's stage performances. If I remember correctly, she was ironically playing the role of a joshi in a stage show when she was scouted for Stardom.
>>18770426Really wish 'ri would bust this outfit out one more time.
>>18769977>Iyo is a gymnast>Kairi is a stage actressThat's pretty cool
>>18770635And Asuka was an Ice Skater plus like 10 more random things iirc
>>18770635All the joshi's are multi-talented except for Maki Itoh who is literally a retard who flunked out of 4th grade.
>>18770765maki and cora should link up
>>18770436Yeaaaa love dis captain
>>18770635>>18770750And Giulia was a...very good restaurant employee.
>>18770946Very talented
>>18770946Damn, Giulia was absolutely stunning here... why does she insist on her dimeless ghetto look?
>>18770946Doesn't that job literally requires the girls to whore themselves?
>>18771036Not literally required. More like "enhanced chance of coercion".
Kairi should get a parrot so she can feud with the Iguana
>>18771240Based, but I feel like Poi should feature in this pic
Kairi on page 2? No way man!
>>18770635Kairi's list of talents:WrestlingActingSingingModellingSailingCookingFashion designComedyDegree in Japanese literature Driving & ridingAnimal handlingPiracy Missed anything?
I will quietly take over as Kairi husband and she will never know
>>18771631dick don't work eh?
Remember when Kairi was looking at Iyo's title trough her telescope?
>>18771873>mfw looking at Iyo's butthole through a telescope
>>18771873IYO has no title
>>18771873>troughFreudian
>>18772028her title is 'genius of the sky'
>>18772055Kairi is going to become the genius of the sky?
Love me glamour-chan
>>18772198What? No. Maybe? I don't know. I hope so. But that's not what I was saying!
>>18771389Cute>>18771926I prefer Tatum's buthole
>>18772230Love this racist retardMonday Night 'ri is here, have a good week lads i wish us many new 'ris
Show me your Rawface /arrrr/
>>18772295based LET'S GO!!
>>18772471
>I still need to catch up on RAW
>>18772934>>18772207Classy lady
>>18772934Very schick
>>18773252Very SLAY player
>>18771240Kairi needs to give me the hook up so I can have vigorous, destroy the bedroom sex with Hiroyo.
iirc Asuka is a huge buddhist, how does she get along with Kairi (catholic/christian)?
>>18774141I assume they don't talk about religion
Are you ready lads?
>>18774418I'm fucking ready
>>18774616So is 'ri
Is Kairi going to snap and fuck someone up tonight or do we have to wait for that?
>>18775330I feel like we're due another Kairi shoot
>>18774418Nobody is ready!
New Kairi pic from tonight’s Raw
>>18776487Sad 'ri (still SEXOOOOO)
>>18776487A rare shiny 'ri!
>>18776715I need to catch it
I can't believe that bitch Nikki Bella openly assaulted Kairi like that, and after Kairi bravely jumped in front of her beloved nee-san to protect her, unprompted. Like a great true friend.Horrible woman that Bella. I am glad Asuka beat her up and made her tap out. Vile witch faced woman
Kek i loved every second of 'ri acting tonightWebm chad do your magic>>18778233Poor 'ri but i blame Asuka
Did Kairi look CUTE and SEXO tonight?
>>18778818Of course lad, and her acting was hilarious but she's was mistreated again by Asuka
Why are all the replies so spaced out on here? You guys hover several threads at a time, or what?
>>18776487>>18778333>>18778894Kairi was very animated at ringside all during the match. She was great
>>18779117That's why i love our Captain Also shiny new 'ri
>>18775143anime looking mf
>>18778900We're just a bunch of spaced-out dudes.Can't speak for others here, but yes I hover over /arrrr/, Iyo thread & /kabuki/
what do you think the end goal with Kairi is for this storyline? the intercontinental championship at the least?
>>18779274I hope soAlso poor 'ri caught literally in the middle
Love 'ri's smileSee ya tomorrow with more new' ri
>>18779128Shiny 'ri kicked out of my masterball... wtf do I do now?
>>18779261Same but add the Tam threads
>>18779466And the occasional Poi thread when one pops up.
>>18779460>Shiny 'ri deflects master ball back at 'ritard.>'ritard gets captured I could learn to live with this, as long as I was not sent to PC
>Golden ‘ri, she found my weakness>Golden ‘ri, she'll do what she please
>>18778900ye>>18779500based
>>18779637She knows the 'ri pit content is lacking
>>18779637I swear she outdoes herself in fashion every new Raw
>>18779637Sucks how we haven't had an asian bond girl since Michelle Yeoh.
Will Yin Tala join the Kabukis?
>>18780193Who dis? I tried to do my homework but google says she is oolong tea.
KAIRIIIIIIIIIII
>>18780218The newest non joshi asian she is in Evolve
That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die
>>18780283She has a severe look about her. Like a masseuse who gives it to you medium when you ask for soft.
>>18779637That gal is always CUTE & SEXOOOOOOO
>>18780258no jump-scare plz
'ri 'jo though....'ri 'jo
>>18780558
>>18779274Kairi was on an uncannily great run until she pulled the Tonja Harding on Liv. Honestly, I'm just glad we're getting to see her every week.
>>18780258
>>18780636Kawaii
>>18780770Liv probably wanted to fuck off, it was obvious when she came back that her trips and time out put her out of wrestling shape.Maybe she should had worried about wrestling instead of Onlyfans Orgies in japan
>>18780879>Onlyfans Orgies in japangonna need to see some evidence to back up this wild accusation
>>18780911check hers and her OF thot friend stories on instagram
princess
>>18781261Of Kawaii
>>18779637Ho-Ri pit! Ho-Ri pit!Ho-Ri pit!
officer 'ri 'riporting for duty
>>18781733Oh officer 'ri and here I'm thinking she's a outlawDid you see my post in the new Mayu thread lad?
>>18781802Yea and I left another primo officer 'ri there for ya. You can repost her here if you like :)
>>18781812BasedAlso put your hands up fuckers, officer 'ri just arrived
>>18779637SEEEEXXXXXOOOOOOOO
>>18778233Asuka used Kairi as a shield! Poor form!'riEEEEEEEEEEEEYou're right though. I'm glad Asuka made Nikki tap for putting her hands on Kairi even though she was the reason Nikki put her hands on Kairi.
>>18781868jej
https://vocaroo.com/1gXHi9ZruaoQ
Double SEXO
>>18753364OH NOOOOO!!!!! ASUKA IS A BIG MEANIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>hoggers slid /arrrr/ off page 1 againKAIRIIIIIIIIIII
>>18782417I hate that hog>>18781868>>18781733based >kneel on that drug addict's neck for 10 mins'ri
>>18782441Poi approves this
alright, which one of you 'ritards is this?https://www.instagram.com/briansaid25/reel/DMzZpjtt9ZF/https://www.instagram.com/briansaid25/reel/DNHYS3at3K2/
The Captain is in the Stardom is War videohttps://youtu.be/i5TEZJiFDAg
when you see kairi bros on other boards>>>/v/720234438
>>18782635Was it YAJanon? It got murked
>>18782969it was a mexican seething about the mexican president taxing vidya. we have a mexican 'ritard who uses similar language to seethe over the mexican president
>>18782998Kek i think I'm that Mexican because i hate our fucking Jewish goblin president and her political party but I'm no gamer and mostly post on /tv/ and here, good to know that I'm not the only mexi 'ritard btw
Just 'riding to page 1
>>18782998Not a taco 'ritard but I'm wondering why I got taxed when I pre-ordered Borderlands 4 but not for Ghost of Yotei.
Tatum is on tonight lads, i love her pale cheeks
>>18782504absolute kino
'ri
>>18785417I need sex with shiny 'ri
>>18784765Taters is one of the few reasons I still watch NXT
>>18785417memeable
>>18785417BIG BOOT KAIRI
>>18785417She needs to start throwing on some heels if she isn't finna bump
I shoot hope they stick AJ Lee in a match with Kairi so she can get injured. I'm already tired of CM Phil's reddit ass wife.
>>18786177Based. And Larry too. Stoopid little dawg.
Naked 'ri before bed
>>18786355She rubbed me the wrong way with her cringey promo. I hope Kairi gets a chance to protect the business.
>>18786369Fans are going nuts over her return like it's Brock or something...I don't get it. Admittedly I wasn't following much 10 years ago...was she really that big back in the day? Sucks how a bunch of girls get released and they just bring back old has-beens instead of bumping up more NXT girls like Tatum and Lola. And they can't just be satisfied in a mentoring role like Natalya...they have to be in the spotlight and title scene.
Golden gal 'ri is a contender for my all-time favorite Kairi look. Fancy turning up to a Raw in Milwaukee dressed like it's Mania in Vegas. Fun fact: same outfit she wore to Mania in Vegas.
>>18782306Very dazzling wrestler
>>18783518mmmmmm same
Kairi & Roxie form a team called The Hot-Pockets. Cowardly tricksters who only win by cheating. They insult local sporting teams and pretend they are sick to get out of matches.Yes/No?
>>18786908Are they also barred from wearing any clothing or shoes as part of the gimmick as well?
How does she manage to not get pregnant when she hangs with Asuka all day?
>>18786955I'll put you down as a maybe
>>18787262Many generous anons have made donations towards this noble cause, we just haven't worked out how to get them to their intended destination yet.
>>18783982maybe the country it came from>>18785746>>18784765based
>>18787485Taters with the win too! As an antisocial man who collects action figures, Tatum makes me feel represented & validated. If she were to win herself a belt someday, I might even be inspired enough to become stunning & brave.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOXiIStDbZx/
>>18786467Oh is the same dress as backstage mania? Based noticing anon>>18786654Daaaamn 'rikini pussy is CUTE and SEXO
>>18787540Based collector, what kind of figures lad, wrestlers?I want to use Tatum's cheeks as my pillow
>>18787832Got a few wrestlers, a lot of star wars & aliens...anime figures, ninja turtles. Shame there ain't no Tatum figure out yet. I think she'd like that.
>>18787746kek
>>18787911Very nice anon, love Alien too
>>18787944
>>18787983Ayyyyy
>>18787983'ri should be in the Alien Romulos sequel as a space pirate princess
I LOVE MY CAPTAIN
>>18787819Big Pussy KAIRI
I have made the grave mistake of searching for 'ris on X.https://files.catbox.moe/fp15jg.mp4
>>18788940is that fucking ilya draganov? why?
>>18788940Kek
>>18789804I was going to post this
>>18789804Hojo
I just downloaded all the files that were posted in these threads since I last watched RAW but now I gotta deal with the faggot spammer shit
>>18789804>'ri>ho'Rihooooo. Rihooooo!!
Kaiiiiiirrrrrrriiiiiiiiiii!
>>18785417tall shoes
>>18788940lawl pretty gud
>>18788983based Ilya fan manifesting his return
>>18790267oof sounds like a real minefield. Funnily enough the joshi threads have been pretty chill the past few days
>>18788358>>18788420Ayyyylmao 'ri would shoot elbow xenomorphs into sizzling puddles
>>18792021'ri is tough
>>18782306>>18779637>>18779372>>18776487Will we have a Golden 'ri as our next OP?
>>18792032Yes Shiny 'ri is the next OP
Cheese
>>18792099A Cheeseboard for dessert
I love ri
Saluting another successful edition of /arrrr/!
>>18792173Calm down, Bossman.
I miss “I AM A REAL PIRATE” era of Kairi
>>18792185Based
NEW THREAD >>18792223>>18792223
