Shiny 'ri Edition (A wild Shiny 'ri appeared on Monday Night 'ri this week as the Captain found herself in the middle of more menopause related shenanigans from Asuka. Nikkisawa had a melty and challenged Asuka to a match where she dared to put her hands on our glorious golden Captain. Thankfully, Asuka was there to choke her out and put her in her place. You do not touch shiny 'ri. Shiny 'ri is CUTE and SEXO.)Previous: >>18753364Kairi sings the anti-blues:https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-shareTheme of Kairi's Krew:https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09Socials:https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/https://x.com/kairi_official
>>18792223Kairi is CUTE
Why is WWE so anti-joshi vs joshi? I wanna see Kairi fight from underneath, I wanna Asuka be dominant, I wanna see Iyo be a showoff and bitw-caliber, I wanna see Giu be stiff, all against eachother. Tired of watching them face shitters.
The Captain is pure GOLD
>>18792237I feel like those are big feuds for HHH. Despite all his faults as a booker, he loves his joshi's.
>>18792223NEW KAIRI THREAD!
>>18792238>>18792223>Me with my shiny new Golden 'ri that I just pulled
>>18792237They're doing almost everything you want lol. Kairi is being built as a loveable underdog. Asuka is throwing her weight around and making gaijin tap. And Iyo has become something of a hotdogger after recently going mega-over with the crowds. Hopefully we'll finally get some joshi-on-joshi action with the current story. They really do need to bring Giulia into the orbit of the other gals and their antics. She's suffering on Smackdown.
>>18792340Iyo is literally the ACE. She's the most protected girl on the roster. I expect her to beat Steph for the title. They should have never taken it off of her.
>>18792340giulia is a white pig, she can stay on smackdown
>>18792349I'm convinced that Iyo only ever loses the title so she can build up a record of many title reigns.
Iyo was the first high-flying female I got to witness live that worked like a dude, if not better than one. She’s the goat for me. I probably would liked me someChaparrita back in the day though.
>>18792262Goofy ass playerAlso based new thread
>>18792394>Iyo was the first high-flying female I got to witness live that worked like a dude, if not better than oneCorrect. You have to see her live to appreciate her. Kairi too. TV doesn't do them justice.
>>18792394>>18792455Seeing her in NXT jump off the skull onto the metal floor was nuts. Probably that and the first time I saw the trashcan spot was what got Iyo over with me. Sadly, I've never seen any of the gals live. Really hoping they'll be at Crown Jewell though - my buddy and I got tickets for all 3 shows.
KAIIIIIIRIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
>>18792366What we are witnessing here is the hot-flush fueled seethe of a soon to be friendless gaijin-hater.
>>18792581>>18792587AA/arrrr/RGH!
Bumping before bed
>>18792223Smug shiny 'ri
>>18792223
I feel like this image has been altered
'ri
>>18792711>>18792716pink 'ri is really something. but also gold 'ri. and blue 'ri too.
I'll buy myself a scanner someday boys.
The Captain is so hot right now guys. She's going to the moon.
>>18792587cute
>>18793530lel she really is getting popular out there
>>18793688I may have contributed with an /arrrr/ adjacent thread to celebrate Kairi's loveliness.>>18793678
I require a picture of her toes, thanks.
>>18792941>>18793336Pussy 'ri
>>18793750
>>18793750One for those in the know when it comes to wedges.
almost a whole week until more 'ri guys...I can't take this
>>18793748welp 2 threads again...
>>18793080Love all 'ri's but specially i love Anime looking mf 'ri
>>18793750>>18793777>>18793780Man of culture
Fun fact: Kairi scores a whopping 4.98/5 on wikiFeet. She's a big dimes draw of the foot fetishist subculture.
>>18793934Yea she's the best. Wish we got to see more fancy dress/cosplay Kairi. It's a shame WWE don't celebrate Halloween all that much. NXT used to do some really fun stuff for spooky season back in the day.
>>18793934Love this 'ri
>>18793777lucky digits of digit deliverance
>>18794077lucky doubles of fun feet fact
>>18794388meta doubles of doubles appreciation
>>18794328>>18793934anime lookin' mf's run this shit
>>18794164Spooky 'ri is hella spooky>>18794406Based
Chun-'ri
>>18794535We got any fans of Mona Kimura, the 'real life Chun-Li'?
>>18794410>chopper 'ri
>>18794410Spooky looking mf
Best post this 'ri here too. For the feet, you see.
It makes me happy to see that Kairi being an anime looking mf is catching on. Because she IS an anime looking mf. A CUTE anime looking mf!
>>18794535
>>18794928Anime lookin' mf 'ri do be gettin' it's flowers dough
>>18794647>>18794077>>18793938Podiatry Princess
>>18794928'ri & Poi sure are anime looking mf (and hard /arrrr/ players)
More hard /arrrr/ players
'ri taking out the trash
>>18794406>>18793934doesn't she have a confirmed super high power level?Also I don't get how Kairi is as hot as she is, but also legit autistic to the point where she watches dragonball and baby metal and plays final fantasy and resident evil
>>18795876this is just normal nerd shit, you people overuse the term autistic too much
>>18796144how many girls do you know that are as hot as Kairi and are into dbz and resident evil?
I ain't cappin' when I say I love the Cap'n!!!!
>>18796397Many people are saying this
>>18795681Based (still miss la güerita)
>>18796397Same
>>18794929Why come Cody, Roman and Goto didn't put in a word to get Kairi the Chun Li role in the Street Fighter movie?
Poor pink 'ri ):
>>18797057good point, she's made for the role
>>18795681softest shit ever lol...Liv made outta glass
>>18795408>your party is ready to embarkSAVED
>>18797025Hunter and Nick need to get her her own flavor of Capn Crunch. I'd go with adding fruit flavored marshmallows to the Crunch Berries line.
>>18797200Pink 'ri deserves to be free from the threat of loud noises and discombobulation!
>>18797200pink ' ri of yesteryear
dammmn
>>18796397fr fr all caps I LOVE THE CAPTAIN no cap
>>18798016SEXOOOOO
Reposting a goofy ass 'ri from B-thread
>>18798155Ups forgot pic
>>18798155>>18798161kek based goofy ass 'riposting 'ritard
IMPORTANT REMINDER: Anti threads died in the gutter while our secondary /arrrr/ became gigadimes.Go HARD like /arrrr/ or go HOME to Tone Zone
>>18792941>>18793766my bad I thought I was allowed to post that 'ri since it was pixelated
>>18798016Is this new?
>>18798250yea - ripped fresh from the pages of /kabuki/
>>18798016good heavens need one from the front too
>>18798200Giga based
Remember guys? I just wanted to scoop her up and tell her she'd be okay. I'm so grateful Kairi came back for us.
>story with asuka is turning into a toxic yuri plotHow long until pic related?
>>18798623>1 secThis, but in a shocking coming-of-age twist it's Kairi wielding the boxcutter.
'riding back to page 1 though lol
Should 'ri turn heel? Regardless she will inevitable be cute
>>18798962Whatever path Kairi decides to take, I will support her because it's like you say - she will inevitably be CUTE.
>>18797999That's a pink Hojo
>>18798200BasedAlso love 'ri love Poi simple as
>>18799505Halloween is my favorite season and spooky 'ri is awesome
>>18798836Based camel 'riding
Who's watching Worlds Collide lads? GO Dom and Fuck VikINDIO we hate that brown fucker even in Mexico kek
>>18799909anime looking mf
>>18800046OH SHIT is that today???
>>18800074Yeah 7pm pt
>>18800046based mexican 'ritard. I hate that flippy shitter
>>18800098If Dom loses my family loses too
HOJO
>>18801034is cute!
>>18799505Liv and 'ri will go to the Wyatt house at Universal's Halloween Horror Nights, then go to Voodoo Donuts and eat a half dozen Oh Captain, My Captain's each.
Asuka has been posting a bunch of Kairi memes on IG
>>18801096More 'ri memes the better
Also 'ri when based Dirty Dom wins tonight
And yes I stole all of these from /kabuki/ because that's what pirates do
>>18801432>when you propose to her and then reveal it was a prank
Ahoy!!
>>18792223SHINY HAPPY KAIRIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYOKMUTTDdA
NO SLIDE TODAY
Page 5 in 40 min? WtfAbout to start my Japanese class so take care of the thread lads
>>18801418>>18801427>>18801432>>18801447Based Pirate.
>>18801427he better win>>18801447fucking based, I gotta catch up so I can start robbing kabuki again
>>18801988based
>>18800096>pt
'ri is ready to watch Worlds Collide
>>18804019Did the doctor put his beef burrito in their fish tacos?
>>18802221What new stuff did you learn today anon?
>>18801447That based. Kabuki is gay and deserves to be pillaged
>>18804906>Kabuki is gayThey really are lol. I've been trying out a heel gimmick in Kabuki but I just can't get over. I even oversell their boos and try to make myself out like a total cretin....and they still don't bite. It's like trying to get blood from a stone. Then Asuka eats a cup of noodles and they act like it's the next Citizen Kane.
>>18801715Oh hi there!
you guys into 'yu'ri?
No yuri, Kairi is only made for catholic straight love making, also Mayu sucks!!!!
>>18807508you must have known I would post this pichow about my 'yu'ri pun though...pretty gud eh?
>>18807172chibi lookin' mf
>>18807563Still no 'yu'ri!
>>18807852little bit though
>>18808036SEXOI got a little drunk last night lads
>>18804570Just the last part of Hiragana, i fairly new in this just two weeks in
Just the cap'n checking page 1
'ri 'n sane
>>18809094Kawaiiri
>>18808162She looks more like she dropped acid and took XTC at the same time
I coom for Kairi
>>18808036She looks good here, but I appreciate Yuna taking the architect pill.
>Yea I shot on Liv in 'rino, just to watch her cry
>>18810359I enjoy the size difference
>>18808162>>18809541This is the 'ri I fear most
>>18810077Many are doing this!
>>18811109For me? Is officer 'ri i fear the mostTrigger happy looking mf
>>18793780Need them inside of my mouth
Bumping the A Thread
Kairi is NOT safe bros;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esxAY1__TiA
>>18806516They've been pretty non-confrontational ever since the great hogmelty happened in there.
>>18812370After victory there was nothing left to prove
>>1881234940 year old.Childless.Autistic women.
>>18812362This was so sweet I feel like we've shifted into a higher timeline, bros.
>>18812420Truecaptcha: PABJSPure Asian BJs
>>18812370>>18812383QRD on 'the great hogmelty'?
>>18812362Shotgun 'ri is based beyond belief
>>18812362Kawaii looking mf
>>18812418...are just the best!
>>18812820https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18291439/#18291439Hogwheels went ham(no pun intended) in here. It was actually pretty funny NGL
Naked 'ri
>>18812349Based bumper
>>18813416Ya just gotta
anime looking mf
>>18813040Good heavens it's a shame I missed this thread. Was this some kind of triple threat between BT, hogger & Asukaschizo? I don't know why /kabuki/ hates us so much. I even bump them sometimes...pack of ingrates
>>18814066>[Great news]
>>18793780The best feet in wrestling history
>>18794077We gotta pump the score up, it should be a golden 5 stars.
>>18814179
Kairi.
>>18814183>>18814179Feel I should point out that Kairi obliterates Taylor Swift's 4.97 rating. Couldn't see any other wrestlers on there at all. Kairi is the face of wrestling feet!
>>18814547Nice feet
>>18813383Allegedly
Just discovered Iyo also features on wikifeet as Masami Odate. Don't tell Iyo thread...but she also scores a lousy 4.97 like Taytay.
some nice heel work from the gals
>>18814161I honestly don't know what happened but i know it ended up with BT vs HW while KS seethed about his thread being destroyed.
>>18815405Yea was a real slobberknocker... tourists were turning up to watch the fight
