Unhinged Edition:/Kabuki/ Klub was pinned 1,2,3. Things are looking grim for us and our idol Asuka as she once again spirals into madness. Asuka is Unfortunately proving herself to be a menopausal turbo-racist who is not willing to admit gaijin into her friendship circle, causing friction with the more levelheaded Kairi and Iyo. Hopefully Kairi can escape this abusive relationship before she is dragged into the disrepute of associating with an uncouth thug like Asuka.IYO will face Stephanie Vaquer for the vacant Women's World Championship at Wrestlepalooza.Giulia is the WWE Women's United States Champion.Sareee is the IWGP Women's Champion and AAAW Tag Team Champion.Meiko is leading Sendai Girls.Xia and Wendy posting is fine; they're just not officially part of the Klub.>Sareee (c) vs Suzu Suzuki for the IWGP Women's Championship. Stardom to the World, September 6th>IYO SKY vs Stephanie Vaquer for the vacant Women's World Championship. Wrestlepalooza, September 20thhttps://x.com/WWEAsukahttps://x.com/KAIRI_officialhttps://x.com/Iyo_SkyWWEhttps://x.com/giulia0221ghttps://x.com/Sareee_officialhttps://x.com/satomurameikohttps://youtu.be/3B_0HsAhuaM [Embed]https://youtu.be/x74xvn2T18E [Embed]https://youtu.be/N0qjhprjUeI [Embed]Previous: >>18739105
>>18754621Kairi is cute!
>>18754621is this the thread?!
*angry distant voice*KAIRIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
>>18754683
>>18754621These are some astute observations, anon. I also think Asuka is just jealous of Iyo taking the spotlight in her friendship with big dimes Rhea. And she's using poor Kairi as a scratching post for her referred aggression. Despicable behavior.
I don't think this is our usual OP........
welp, I guess this can be the thread, even with this OP deciding to take a shit on Asuka for no reason like a fag
also, Sareee defeated Suzu to successfully defend the IWGP titlehttps://x.com/wwr_stardom/status/1964270649217863727
>>18754951He also deleted the latest KCTV ep from OP
>>18755070didn't notice that until you pointed it out. Whatever. I'll just put it here thenKanaChan in the UK:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6tuy6SuukA
>>18755107I hope that annoying AI voice translation thing she was using is gone for good.
>>18755373I think youtube does it automatically, but surely there's a way for the uploader to disable it
>>18754621Are we seeing a return of Kaisar Kana?
>>18755594afraid not
From outta nowhere Mio joins Asuka to form an isolationist, racist faction and molestings ensue, with Iyo and all other Gaijin loving race-traitors as the primary target. Would it work? Where does Kairi stand in a situation like this?
>>18754621>turbo-racist who is not willing to admit gaijin into her friendship circlethis is based, though
>>18755360>>18755360>>18755360This is a troll thread. Do not use.Wait for our regular OP to show up and make new. Let this one die.
>>18756408I'm the normal OP and don't care. No shit it's a "troll" thread. Kairifag takes this thread stuff way too seriously. Just post here like normal.
>>18756409>>18756420>>18756430>>18756436nice
>>18756454just one more fatso to beat
>>18756450Who are you to no-sell my antics? You are meant to be seething. REEEEEEEE. My OP was somewhat true though. Face+heel teams never last. Kairi won't put up with Asuka's nonsense for much longer.
>>18756519obviously the story is leading toward Kairi having to make a choice. I'd like for Giulia to get out of the US title vortex of death and back on Raw to team with Asuka against IYO and Kairi
>>18756560That would actually be the dream scenario. The 4 of them need to duke it out amongst each other, win some belts, then maybe reform a new Japanese only Damage CTRL. Giulia really needs to be rescued from Michin oblivion.
>>18756594at some point Alexa and Charlotte are going to lose the titles and feud, so Asuka/Giulia and IYO/Kairi can have to fight over along with the story to keep things interesting
WWE NXT uploaded the first Meiko vs Roxanne matchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnvQpmLKg54
>>18756204a lesbian rapist gimmick would be dimes
>WWE's Japan tour just a week before Marigold's PPVhmm...
https://x.com/giulia0221g/status/1964386657316045229
>>18758004
>>18756420I'm surprised Sarree didn't get a hernia getting fat Suzu up and over on that.
>>18758402we don't know she didn't
>>18759342many such cases
>>18754621It would appear her superiority has caused some consternation!!!
>>18759404Very many~!!(Webm didn't attach 1st time, had to repost)
>>18754715It has to be illegal to be this cute
>troll OP no-sold Based
>>18759532it was the only thing to do
there was a moment here bros...........
>>18759780care to elaborate?
NEW KCTV>A wavering heart like the French SKYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQLbuv7Qhe0
>>18760476Nothing happens...
>>18759532>>18759688Next time I'll hit you guys with a troll OP so savage that no-selling won't be an option
>>18759532Kek he's so mad about it too. I saw him post about it in the other threads. He put in the effort to "troll" and it got no sold.
>>18759977they were going to kiss (maybe)
>>18760852You guys were totally selling it like a cut snake though until your regular OP showed up to unbunch your pantsu with his leadership.>>18754660>>18754942>>18754951>>18756408I ran the entire gauntlet and was only defeated by the final boss. There is no shame in that.
Jerry Fish
>>18760476>SKYis this a message to Iyo
>>18761561a warning, even
They should be in Fashion magazines
Pasta tummyyumola
>>18761625
>>18761696
>>18761625Also nudey magazines.But the real classy ones.
>>18761816>But the real classy ones.with full bush
Important Reminder!/Kabuki/ was archived, a situation which a scallywag from /arrrr/ opportunistically used to board and hijack your general. Truly a bold and stunning act of piracy! I understand some of you have decided to mutinously no-sell this coup d'état, but I can just as easily no-sell your wretched attempts at sandbagging your new and rightful ruler. It's obvious that you are all still seething - I know it. For I am the captain now, and you best get used to sailing under the glorious flag of /arrrr/ from here on out.
>>18762331are you okay?
>>18762331
>>18761816Yes, like Oui.
>>18762085Tasteful, artsy photos. >>18762632based knower
Friendly bump from /arrrr/
>>18761696>>18761778deliziosa
>>18762331Kairi would never approve of nor engage in such insolence against her beloved nee-san. Shame on you. fake fan.
>>18762894Giulia's Italian genetics are responsible for that
>>18762991>"Asuka who is your beloved?"
>>18762991Maybe being a good imouto meant something back in the day, but we've all seen Kairi's patience wearing thin with Asuka's contemptible new attitude. How dare she boss gentle Kairi around like a lapdog and try to make a nasty heel out of her. Bully thread for bullying fans of a big bully succubus. Fake Kairi-fan!
>>18762991>>18763090>"Asuka, what is the name of your tag-partner?"
>>18762531nuh-uh...more like pic related>>18762523awww a solid 7 or 8, I reckon
>>18763124lmao
>>18754974Sally the fatty destroyer claims another
>>18761816>>18762632or H&E Naturist magazine
>>18762531I love Asuka in her I don't give a fuck mode.
>>18763124that was a rib, brother
>>18763124She just didn't want to dox Kairi's shoot name to the marks. She was protecting her here
we're gonna make it, bros
>>18764391the board is really being spammed right now
>>18763954>>18764008https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0qjhprjUeIdelusional wrestler, delusional marks
2 of mommy’s former faction mates are coming back to America and team up again!
>NIPPON STRONG!, NIPPON STRONG!>IMPERIAL JAPAN DID NOTHING WRONG!>RAPE OF NANJING? NO SUCH THING!>EXPERIMENTS ON GI'S? ALLIED LIES!
>>18764853
>>18764853I love this picture. It reminds me how Asuka and her boob window literally saved WWE during the empty arena era.
>>18764922She single handedly saved the entire biz
>>18765411And double breastedly
last
>>18765576thanks Webmschad
>>18764724I wonder do they still remember their old routine
damn...
>>18765707love this heavyweight hottie
10 years have passed since "Asuka" signed the contract...a lot of time has passed, many people are gone forever, including her fans, and no one saw her mania
>>18765912currently doing her best character work
>>18765912get that claw hammer out ya frontal cortex my guybrain damaged ass mf
>>18765919>tags>workfunny phrase
>>18765991it's building up to a singles feud against rhea thoughbeit
>>18765996It's even funnier to hear from Io's fan.
>>18765568fuck all these gay niggas markin out for AJ Lee's washboard dude lookin abs. This is the tummy I want.
>>18766026agreed
>>18765576ty webmanon
TIL randomly that Asuka nd Syuri had one of their singles matches in Aréna Mexcio;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKgKAV1jr3UPretty cool they got to do that in one of the major historical wrestling venues of all time.
>>18755594I wish
>>18765654It's hard to find the full video of this online anymore. It used to be on YouTube years ago. Only clips nowhttps://nitter.poast.org/cultofbull/status/1367318214414319617/
>>18765996What's the point? She'll lose for the 8th time, it's too obvious. If they let her win, it'll look like a mockery: 1 win after 7 pins. WWE wants to do some probing with this "feud", but people see that Rhea doesn't want to work with Asuka, she feels like she's too important. After that only shit tags again
>>18764922That's why she was the MVP of the PC and Thunderdome COVID era shows.
>>18766226Nice headcanon.
>>18766393you are blind and stupid, you won't see this, you won't understand it
>>18766301She really was
>>18765480That tan and hairline really brings out Kiana's African-American genetics.
>>18765707>>18765754Built for it. And by it I mean my AWP
>>18766104Having had that match there, and matches in Madison Square Garden, Hunter and Nick need to get working on some sort of super show with NOAH or All Japan, AAA and possibly Marigold so they can run the Tokyo Dome and give Asuka the honor of having a match in the trio of iconic wrestling venues. Mayu Iwatani is the only Kabuki adjacent wrestler to do that.
>>18766656WWE x NOAH x Marigold in the Dome
>>18766656Honestly, in terms of prestige/history and cultural importance to pro-wrestling, Budokan or even Ryogoku or a Korakuen Hall is actually the more iconic of the Japanese venues than Tokyo Dome which is simply just the biggest. They never ran pro wrestling there til like 1988 while other venues already had long established importance in wrestling over there.
>>18767105*But yes it would be cool for her to tick that off the wrestling bucket list of venues.
>>18767229tomboy Giu that doesn't want be a pretty princess is a pretty good GIulia
>>18767502>something hotlike a spaghetti carbonara ?
>>18767789I prefer a penne
>>18766586I would need a 3 month fight camp to prepare for fucking her. She would ruin me.
>>18768454I'd be done in 10 seconds anyway so it wouldn't matter
>>18766449Seek your medication, anon.
>>18765707>she's put some of the weight back onGood.....good..........
>>18767038sweaty sex tiger
>>18768862she looks great, still has plenty of meat on her
>>18769148many cases
>>18768454I think as soon as she unleashed her tits I'd pop, so it wouldn't really matter.
>>18769497same
Jacked shooter 'ri could beat up obaasan Kana and that's a shoot, brothers
>>18769497>>18769538they do be yuge af
>>18769538>>18769790
>>18769770nah Asuka neutralized all Kairi's cross-shittery by filling her full of cakes and pastries (again)
K**r* H**s*k*
>>18770451incredibly dumb spot
>>18770451Shit her head hit the post
>>18764922Kek's me up to see Kairi ROFL'ing away
Is kabuki klub a reference to bullet club?
>>18771048It was a settlement. Kewl Kabuki Klub had negative connotation attached to it for some reason.
>>18771062Kek
>>18770074Diabolical 4d chess
>>18769538>>18769790 weighty meaty tits
Giulia please fix your hair I beg
>>18771881How have the gals not told her that it looks bad, and she should feel bad?
A captain's bump! From your wise and magnanimous OP! Get that into ya lads!
the IYO thread has become schizo central
>>18772367I've been having fun in IYO thread. And nobody's ever called me schizo...unless they've been saying it behind my back. The motherfuckers!
>>18772495Code?
>>18771048It was originally Kabuki &, Friends
Are yall ready for another episode of Monday Night Kabuki war ??https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_uf4hr6y1moThey are the main characters now
>>18773516damn that's based
>>18771881>Giulia please fix your hair I begneed Giulia to go back to this hair
>>18773516sick
>>18773768She' had a gazillion better hairsrtyles than her current look. Even shaved bald looked better on her. Rare aesthetic L for her.
Sally :)
>>18774053hey, this didn't happen!
>>18773516Based
Gabagool? Ova hereee
they should asuka or kairi vs vaquer today but I think that's to bold for Paul's booking
>>18774449why would that happen?
>>18774555pretty sure the kabuki warriors said they would deal with her last monday iirc
>>18774449Asuka shouldn't be losing any singles matches right now. Nor should Stephanie before the big title match with Iyo. So that singles match can't happen yet.
>>18774636or I guess you could do it tonight/next week and just do a fuck finish no contest to protect them both for now.
>>18774449Perhaps Asuka bullies Kairi into a singles match vs Vaq, Steph wins and Asuka gets pissed at Kairi about it.
>>18773768mia zia Giulia
>>18756204we need these chud liptstick lesbians to restore the honor to Nihon
>>18766104This is a real good match. Cool to see Asuka gettin heat in Arena Mexico, and all the dudes cat calling and wolf-whistling her during the butt spots lmao. Was the prize for the match a set of Pioneer brand speakers lol? why did she hold them up at the end when she won like they were
Latest mommy vidya updatesAnyone ever play either of these games ? Are they any good
shan't be watching Raw so someone please leave /Kabuki/ related updates here, thanks
Asuka vs. Nikki Bella is set for later on tonight.
and here we see Iyo hugging her pal Rhea Ripley
Kairi's great outfit
Asuka's facepaint tonight looks cool
>>18776425surely Asuka has to win this shit
>>18776756she willSad she trimmed her hair length up a bit since last week. It was perfect then. Still looks great but.
Asuka match about to start now
GUYS WHERE IS THE STREAM LINK I NEED TO SEE ASUKA
>>18778022Literally just type watchwrestling into Google
>>18778045>works nowWtf I was having issues with the site
THAT BITCH NIKKI ASSAULTED POOR LIL KAIRI WHO WAS BRAVELY DEFENDING HER BELOVED NEE-SAN SHE THREW HERSELF IN FRONT OF.
oh my God Nikki botched that Sunset Flip counter attempt so badlyShe sucks so bad bros wtf
Asuka Wins!!
>>18778159Never doubted her
main character asuka
>>18778299dubs confirmeth
>>18776839Asuka's cool jacket
>>18776543Loved the leg reveal but, woulda creamed my jeans if her leg was bare.
>Kairi is the Ms Elizabeth to Asuka's heel Randy Savage same vibeI love it
I miss GodAnon...
>>18778429It reminds me of Mance Warner's jacket. She's from Osaka, so this makes sense to a degree.
>>18778586The back had a big huge cool painted graphic on it too. I thought it might be a vidya thing or something.
>>18778628I do know she has a Taito jacket, I think it's just Space Invaders themed, that looks like that, but I don't think she'd wear that on TV.
I think with hindsight now, perhaps sitting at home injured watching this may have affected Asuka-san quite deeply. With how extra-possessive she is of Kairi now. Never letting her have a moment alone with Iyo
Need some asuka jerk material
>>18778848https://jpdmv.com/trst-0122-kana-%e8%8f%af%e5%90%8d-%e3%83%9e%e3%83%8b%e3%83%a5%e3%83%95%e3%82%a7%e3%82%b9%e3%83%882/https://jpdmv.com/trst-0240-kana-%e8%8f%af%e5%90%8d-%e3%83%9e%e3%83%8b%e3%83%95%e3%82%a7%e3%82%b9%e3%83%88-final/https://jpdmv.com/trst-0117-%E3%83%88%E3%83%AA%E3%83%97%E3%83%AB%E3%83%86%E3%82%A3%E3%83%AB%E3%82%BA-s-kana-%E8%8F%AF%E5%90%8D%EF%BC%86mio-shirai-%E7%B4%AB%E9%9B%B7%E7%BE%8E%E5%A4%AE-sadistic-tails/
>>18778882May god bless you
>>18778628>>18778640It was a different retro vidya jacket;https://twitter.com/NeitroV/status/1965217481821474998/
>>18779060Kairi is so brave jumping in front of her beloved nee-san like that to protect her!
>>18779029highly visual aesthetic
>>18779106yeah it is, thinking of making it the next OP
>>18779109good shout yeah
>>18779063Someone shoop the pool of pudding underneath Asuka here.
new Sally match announced
>>18779166>Big Show in SendaiWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL
10 Yrs Ago Today:https://x.com/OTD_in_WWE/status/1965016578497585617
>>18779431
>>1877943110 years and still no her mania
>>18779334>>18779341Ravishing lady
>>18776522kekaroo
>>18779518ravishing the lady
Kairi meme for this weekhttps://x.com/asuka_charlotte/status/1965241687565058526
>>18779740nailed it >>18778797
>>18778998>>18778628>>18778586>>18778429>>18776839>>18778640That jacket type is called Sukajan
Asuka Clussy
>>18779740I really like the way Asuka's been doing her facepaint recently. When she first debuted her new clown look it was too shiny and glossy but she's been doing it more matte lately which looks more intimidating and cooler and it's more like what she did as Kana.
>>18779438Did they?
>>18778586Oh shit I've never seen anybody talk about the old Mancer here before. I thought I was the only anon who liked him. You do like the old Mance... don't you anon?
>>18779740
>>18780153this is a great pic
Asuka is a lot...a lot. - Joe Tessitore
>>18780101I do. I first caught him on the MLW show broadcast on BEIN Sports and like it when he's able to get to the pay winda.
>>18780540ahhh I'm more of a recent convert. He got over with me during his feud with Sammy Callaghan - who I can't stand. Mance is gigabased...and he has that perpetual mad dog look on his face
>>18780637>>18780640>>18780649Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck,Scrub the deck and make it look shiny!I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck,Just a sec!
>>18780649Those boots with that gown clash big time, IMO. If she had a stylish flat shoe or wedge it would work better with ot.
>>18780881This sort of wedge, anon?
>>18779341Damn Kairi looking good...
I don't appreciate Asuka using Kairi as a human shield. I feel Asuka fans owe Kairi fans an apology for this reprehensible behavior.
https://x.com/WWEAsuka/status/1965424637061586949
>>18780922Yes, but matching the gown.
>>18779438He had his arm completely around her. Something I don't think he's ever done with anyone else.
>>18779438gotta love the GOATS
>>18781298lmfao
>>18781230no
>>18780637>>18780640Ms Kairi Elizabeth
>>18781230bro wtf u talkin about Kairi clearly jumped in front of her beloved nee-san to protect her from Nikki. Clear as day
>>18781298Did she do jerry fish?
>>18782227Kairi is so selfless and brave! no wonder she is Asuka's #1 most loyal soldier
>>18782247Kairi respects the established hierarchies
>>18778554>>18782221Guess that makes Iyo the Hogan who has to rescue her
>>18782886the purple velour gear is cool
>>18755594We are getting Oyabun Kana
Aggressive shouty sex with Tiger Mom Asuka
>>18783568she is definitely like that
making new soon
>>18783899based OPanon
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