6 Years Of AEW Dynamite Commemorated With A Spectacular 2.5-Hour Anniversary Event!...AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from The Hard Rock Live at Seminole Hard Rock in Hollywood, FL8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!>Hangman Adam Page, Powerhouse Hobbs, & Samoa Joe vs. Jon Moxley, Daniel Garcia, & Claudio Castagnoli in a Trios Match>Kenny Omega & Brodido vs. The Young Bucks & Josh Alexander in a Trios Match>Darby Allin & Kris Statlander vs. Wheeler Yuta & Marina Shafir in a Mixed Tornado Tag Match>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher (c) vs. Orange Cassidy for the TNT Championship>Jurassic Express Returns!>Timeless Toni Storm Returns To Hollywood (Florida)>And More!** 17 Days Out From WrestleDream **
>>18952601WE FUCKING GOT HIMMMM
At some point people need to sit these guys down and be like you guys have reunited 700 times nobody cares stop doing this. Literally in all six years the only storyline these men have done are are they friends or are they not friends or are they getting back together? Are they gonna attack each other? Will they not attack each other? Do they like each other right now? Oh, they don’t like each other right now well, maybe they’ll like each other again in the future.
>Jack is still the scapegoatHoly based
That was a very...questionable way to get the Jurassic Express involved.
>Perry is taller than Omega
>>18952620Kek I only started watching aew a few months ago. Have they really done this "are they friends?" angle for 6 fucking years? Sounds awful
>>18952624>>18952625
>Jack Perry confirms there were talks in AEW for a program with Kenny Omega in 2025 that were ultimately scrapped.>“I did not know I was gonna be off for as long as I was. I thought I was gonna be off a month or two and then be back.”
>we must be better
>>18952631Yeah but it sounds worse than it actually was
Jesus Christ Andrade just fucking pulled an Abe Simpson
LMAO HOLY SHIT
You have got to be kidding me.
>>18952601BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHNICE SLOPPY SECONDSYOU FUCKING FAGGOTS AHAHAHAHAHHA
LOL ANDRADEanother rEject
It's... Andrade
WE GOT ANDRADE BACK LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>tony brought this beaner back
lmao why
JUICE ALL YOU WANT BOYS TONY DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK
WHY DID YOU BRING THIS TRAITOR BACK, TONY
NOT A WORK
KEK LETS GOOOOO!
Omega has been so detrimental to AEW it's not even funny.
La Sombra > Andrade
Sick graps incoming
LMAOANDRADE BACK
>Gamethread #1 FAKE TROLL THREADDO NOT USE WAIT FOR ORIGINAL OP
And fags said they wouldn’t take him back
I thought Jungle Boy was supposed to be over with the AEW fans
Has anyone flipped between companies more than Andrade
Funniest wrestler in the world
Andrade is like, the perfect midcarder to exist right now. He can just keep getting money and changing promotions if his booking goes south lmao
I'll give him one more chance but if he still refuses to have good matches he has to go
https://x.com/AEWonTV/status/1973545644078846090
Andrade's back in time to turn this wrestle dream into a lucha uh nightmareo
Wash your back!
>Andrade gets chance #7>woo woo man still unsignedhow come he don't want me man?
we got him
>>18952670The Good Brothers?
HOLY SHIT LA SOMBRA IS ALL ELITE
>Callis getting another membercan this man be stopped?
ANDRADE?!?!???
why kenny gotta get beatdown all the time
Nooooo don't give him a fucking manager we want more Andrade promos
Andrade is the town bike. Everybody gets a turn!
>>18952670Terry Funk?
okhow u kno?
>another fucking rEjectAre you kidding me? I'm about to give up. Tony's decisions never cease to bewilder me. Drones are going to have a field day with this.
>HOW YOU KNOW?
Ok how you know bros we back
SAY THE THING ANDRADE
>>18952670Dustin has returned to WWE like 7 times
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who will stop him from trying to buy Darby this time?
Andrade looks genuinely embarrassed
I guess we shouldn't be THAT surprised Andrade is back for C2 time
>>18952678Kek Flair loved it
Did anybody else think Kenny's eyes looked fake somehow?
>>18952687Is the DC Family larger than Prime nWo at this point, stable-wise?
>>18952670Jeff Jarret back in the day?
I so badly wanted it to be Jay White
The Don Callis family is so huge yet they always lose, except for Fletcher. With their size they should be doing some death rider level takeover shit.
CM phil sighting!
based this made the montage
>Andrade looks genuinely embarrassed
>>18952694>>18952696>>18952697>>18952698>>18952700We're so back bros
>>18952714Jay still dead?
>another wwe reject
this video package makes me wish they'd go back to 4 ppvs a year and do more big tv specials...
>>18952720jon cruz forever immortal
>they actually showed punki respect it tonedawg
I STILL GOTTA BUY DA KID SENOR STINK
>jeff hardy walks out in the middle of a match>gets released>ends up in AEW shortly there after>andrade starts no-showing>gets released>ends up in AEW shortly there after
>>18952720Jon Cruz is immortal brother
Was Andrade a Trade for Copeland?
LIGHT THE FUSEGAS THE JEWS
>>18952617You wish
>>18952718i thought the Callis Family would take over as the new big heel stable after Hangman beat Mox but the Death Riders still exist
>>18952735wash your back
Ok so Dynamite is actually trying tonight.Where tf was this energy the past two years?
Remember the Tony special announcement every week era?
>>18952736PAC and Toni storm were similar as well, just stopped showing up
GAS THE JUICE
I missed this theme like you wouldn't believe
>WOOHOO!>MORE WWE TOYS!!!!Genuinely embarrassing, AEWsissies. Not surprising, but embarrassing nonetheless.
>>18952714I was sure it was Jericho
>>18952736sounds based to me
>>18952743no, andrade got fired
>only one clip with CawdyKWAB
PORNOSTAR
>>18952736workers rights
>ICE commercial airing immediately after beaner debuts
>>18952737Was this when he got mad the crowd threw the belt back?
>ICE adverts on MaxHoly based, 50k sign bonus and I can deport Bandido?
>>18952762That was my first thought as well. I've seen he's slimmed down some.
>>18952746I'd said this before but AEW kayfabe-wise seems to be in a two-theater war with the Death Riders as Nazi Germany and the Don Callis family as Soviet Russia pre-breaking of the Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact.
>>18952736ya gotta do what ya gotta do
>Shows Cody clearly doing his moonsault>Showed Paige clearly>Shows CM Punk clearly wearing Sting facepaint>Shows a zoom in of Toni's face while Mariah's cropped hands stab her with the shoeCowards
Such a fucking perfect way to bring Andrade backCallis for a mouthHated by many who considered him a traitorLoved by the mexicans and the work rate fagsInstant heatHow could triple hgh fumble this man?
At this point Callis's faction has so many members I'm surprised they haven't done their own tournament to keep track of who's where.
>>18952736Only Tony holds wrestlers hostage these days (Kamille, Britt Baker, and many others)
>>18952762>>18952779Nope, Jericho is ours now :)You can have Andrade instead... Bahahahahahahahyaha
>>18952723But what about Jose the assistant?
>>18952787Takeshita will leave and face turn
>>18952746inb4 death riders face turn against don callis family so we have to put up with another six years of moxley's garbage
Andrade is officially the first notable name to jump ship twice. Dunno how well this run is going to go. Probably should have put him back with LFI, but whatever.
>>18952790i thought kamille was just doing other things like that movie and american gladiators
JUSTICE FOR KYLIE RAYAEW WILL PAYJUSTICE FOR KYLIE RAYAEW WILL PAY
>Now let's go live to hell to get Jay's reaction
Don Callis Family, Death Riders, The Conglomeration... 3 way Blood and Guts
Briscoe almost messed up the number 3
>>18952786>tony fumbled him before>paul fumbled him twice before>vince fumbled him when he was still theremaybe it's andrade bro
>>18952762Jericho still loyal to Golden Jets
>>18952800Moxley is your superior in every way Incel
>>18952807Jericho made her abort his rape baby and sign an NDA. Jericho won.
>>18952815He just wants easy money
I like this new double thread 1 lore, how about we keep every thread as thread 1 from now on sicko bros?
WWE: Can u Swim?AEW: NoWWE: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims.AEW: Can u Swim?WWE: Yes!AEW: Then Whats the Difference between u & Dog…WWE Shocked, AEW Rocks! . . .
>>18952815Tony probably promised him a dual CMLL/AEW contract with even less dates to work to shut his diva ass up
>PEGGIN' DA REST O' DA TACKS OUT YER ASSI mean isn't that what Alicia signed up for
How did they not name it Orange Chicken
>>18952800BEHEAD ALL WHO INSULT THE PROPHET MOX
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS ONE CRATERFACED BITCH IN THE CROWD!!
Black Francis gets payed again. He missed this so much.
>MEDIA OFFLINEhappy 6 years everyone
>they're making the tron botch seem intentional i see through you tony
>medios sin conexionkek
Oh, so they're embracing the botch from last week h uh
OP from the original thread. I'm back. Looks like you guys let a dronie make the new gamethread. I'll make the next one
PROTOSTAAAAAAAAAAR
>>18952826I would be totally fine with that, some wrestlers are better in short intense bursts, come in have a series of bangers then go home and recover
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE IS MYYYYYYYY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
Jim Cornette said he officially hates Speedball Mike Bailey more than Orange Cassidy and the young bucks. Thoughts?
PROSTATE STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Violent lyrics about killing pigs
>>18952853He's just angry those bare feet aren't on his face and having sprite poured between those toes
>>18952842>>18952844you’re coping
Will Dasha and her meaty arms make a return?
PORNOSTAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>18952846I tried to tell em homie Sad lil Drone troll
PORNOOOOOOOOOSTAR
>the broke bucks>account balance: $0lmaooooooooo
>>18952796Imagine bragging about having to take custody of Jericho in 2025
Imagine fucking Kyle Fletcher. Having this sexy oiled up chad ride your cock. Id lick the bump on the side of his head. His big toned ass bouncing. I don't know where I would cum. On his oiled pecs. His erotic tight abs. His slutty feet. His plump ass. Inside him. In his mouth. On his face, his sexy nose. His muscular back. His ass crack. In his shitcanal. I couldn't decide. Id cum everywhere and fuck him continuously till he's drenched in cum for being the sexiest man in wrestling history. So big. So sexy.
What's your excuse?
>>18952853ok. i'll put it in my "geriatric cuckold grifter" file.
>Pink Try-Hard vs. Casual SlackerDis should be gud
>>18952861If she does then so will my meaty erection.
>>18952861Shit I forgot the picture
>>18952853Nobody cares what that cuck retard hillbilly thinks
>>18952799I get the feeling Takeshita is basically gonna be a primarily New Japan guy come the new year for at least a few months.
>>18952846We're took pity on her, we all know this is thread 3
>>18952874I dont have money or the access to clean roids
AEW isn't leverage.
>Kyle Fletcher
>>18952883Takeshita got a 41 minute promo video for the g1 win, they're doing something with him into the new year
>>18952880m e a t
>>18952853I hate the Quebecois by default so I actually agree with him on this take.
Fletcher's thighs are literally three times as big as Orange Cassidy's. How is that possible
>>18952887I love family guy
>>1895260120% the male roster is roided out and 80% look old and/or shitty there is no in between what a living hell
>>18952874Is this Aubrey?
>>18952874theres honestly no point unless you're taking your shirt off for tv or movieseveryone looks like shit when they get old, theres no point in getting jacked unless you get paid to do so
>>18952894Did she open an OF yet?
>>18952892He's winning the IWGP WHC and defending it against Okada at Tokyo Dome on 1.4Bet on it
Zero reason this shouldn’t be a squash
>>18952825many are saying this
>>18952601AEW will be cancelled by 2027Tony Khan is a pedophileAll AEW fans smell like shitWWE will always be number 1
>>18952856We warned him about the roids bro. Now that's the only way he can orgasm. In a year or two he'll go as Kylie Fletchlight.
>>18952880>>18952894Love me some paunch
>>18952892I didn't watch the G1 this year (just cuz I'm a bit burnt out on watching quite so much wrestling rn) what the FUCK did they do for 41 fucking minutes?
This is the most pretentious chocolate commercial I've ever seen.
>>18952874Damn my respect for Kyle doubled, I wish I had that resolve
>>18952907'fraid not
>>18952762I also thought this at first because of the hair, but then I saw the mask and it clicked
>>18952853He's right. Mike Bailey is objectively the worst decision Tony has ever made when it comes to hiring someone. He was garbage from day 1.
>>18952922No it's a new video NJPW are putting out about his tournament run and himself.
>>18952922it was a short documentary type feature that came out this week on NJPW World. Not a 41 minute in ring promo after a match lol
These is your top babyface . A fucking faggot . A butt baby . A bottom boy.
>>18952929Would Ishii be proud of that choppa?
>>18952891Quit trying to make Fletch happen
>>18952853But does he hate him more than Omega or Riho
>>18952937>>18952939oh okay that makes a lot more sense.
>>18952929she should have opened an OF after being let go. I would have paid money
>>18952941
get these tweets off my screen bro
>>18952921This is what every bitch that wants to get midnight tacos looks like
Kyle seems like the type to get annoyed for shoot at you can't wrestle chants and come up with 8 different retarded spots to "prove" he can.
>A good on-screen tweetRare
>>18952908hopefully. then all the okada never put anyone over on the way out fags can stfu. none of those shitters were worth putting over. imagine laying down for shooter kwabino lmao
>In his version of spanishDon Callis exclusive spanish dialect.
>>18952918Kek this webm pisses me off so much for no reason
>>18952944
Jim Cornette will never be on your sideBrian Last will never be on your sideHHH will never be on your sideJDfromNY will never be on your sideAriel Helwani will never be on your sideAlfred Onumba will never be on your sideAEW has lost the public perception war
>>18952922It was after he won. It's basically a 45 minute hype video including Yuka talking about his regain and why he's the Alpha >[non-eng sub for now but they teased it on the English NJPW channel too] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNIWU5-7p0I
Kyle's incessant screaming is over with me
>>18952948Me too bro Miss her Meaty Mamí
Hologram fears Fletcher
>>18952969>>18952939>>18952937>>18952959>>18952941OMG NOBODY FUCKING CARESSSSS BUG BOYS
>>18952969>his regain his regimen. 8 bowls a day of rice with raw egg
>orange-ge-ge-ge
>>18952970gotta love when heels actually talk to the crowd/face
Bryan giving commentary from another dimension
>off tomorrow but have to be up to get my boiler checked out at 9am >wanna play video games after dynamite>already pretty sleepy but thinking bout them snacks I got
>>18952973cool it with the hologram slander
>>18952940Nigga you have chez and seff stfu about zestyness
>>18952970She was her hottest in Spiderman 3
>OR-A-A-A-NGGG-GThese fucking audio echo issues. Is this a work? Orange coming with screen errors and audio errors throughout the match? On their fucking anniversary?
O-O-O-Orange…
>OMG NOBODY FUCKING CARESSSSS BUG BOYS
very good crowd match if that makes sense
>>18952977I don't know whether to ask how's life in India or the balkans but I assume neither is that fun
>>18952989And we hope you take them. They fit in better with the bluesky Tumblr fed.
>>18952985It wouldn't be Dynamite without some technical issue. A 6-year tradition.
based God is all elite
>specifically bringing up half the time has elapsedPlease don't tell me this is bait for a WrestleDream rematch.
>>18952991Oh, so you don't follow the show? They've had a guy hacking the feed gimmick for like 3 months and he's debuting after this match.
>>18952983Heel FTR is only over because of Hair working the crowd.
1st hour is Young Bucks and ORange Cassidy bullshit. Come so far in 5 years
>>18952985The ascended Dickbutt
>>18953006Cassidy was the workhorse until Fletcher came along
>the tombstone is now a transitional movebased to be honest. fuck that UAMFBN
>>18952967Compelling argument you turned me into a drone pedophile
Don channeling Randy Orton with that mat beating,
We can get Buddy vs Andrade part 3!And buddy still loses :(
Show me your moves Orange Pawnch!!
>>18953006>1st hour is Young Bucks and ORange Cassidy bullshit. Come so far in 5 yearsLMAO that part. Killshot with a capital fucking K.This shit is embarrassing.
>>18953002They've been doing time remaining calls for a while now even if the match has a proper finish.
I wonder what Buddy is doing
>>18953004The dogshit Lucha that is going to job most of his matches that will be forgotten 5 months from now? Yeah ok
>>18953011what does UAMFBN mean? i have seen it refer to taker for like 4 years now and never figured it out
>>18953009That's why AEW never got over
>>18952905Fatty magoo copeBeing in shape has many health benefits, whether you are just fit or "jacked"
This match rules
did this 1st hour fly by for anyone else?
>>18953007
>>18953011>Elbows>DDT>Superkicks>Tombstone Kayfabe cause wrestlers are stronger now
Ngl the size difference ruins any immersion. It feels like I'm witnessing a jock throw around his younger brother wrestling in the living room
THAT IS NOT HOLOGRAM, IMPOSTOR!!!
THAT'S NOT HOLOGRAM!!!!
BASED GRAM!
Thats Clon!
THAT FUCKING BASTARD HOLOGRAM
>>18953023Ugly ass mother fucking bitch nigger. It's used by faggot dimeless /asp/ boomers and faggot aewsissies to slander the GOAT
Hologram is a FUCKING TRAITOR
WTF I LOVE HOLOGRAM NOW
>>18953022I don't give a shit what your opinion is of his quality or career trajectory. It's just true that he's been doing all the glitches. That was the question and topic.
say it ain't so Hologramster
COLOR SWAP CLON!!!
Why Hologram why
I don't think that's Hologram...
Based Clon
>Avast scan Hologram.exeTROJAN?
>technical issues>a million repetitive beatdown anglesBased tribute show
You can tell just by the way this guy walks and kicks he's nowhere near as athletic as Hologram.
>>18953021Making fun of Kiril.
>another member for the Don Callis familyHow big is this group
Commentary shouldn't be straight up stupid, nobody believes that's hologram, they've built a fake hologram for months.
>big ass shirt to hide Arez' tattoos
>Fletcher needs interference to beat OCStupid
YO WE NEED A NEW THREADMAKE A NEW THREAD BITCHRIGHT NOW
Damn the Don Callis family is up to 9 and CLON is flexing his light powers? Everyone is fucked!
I'm here for Takeshita only
Now that's my Hologram
HOLOCLONE!!
why is this stable so fucking big lmao
What the fuck am I watching???
EARRAPE
>no Wardlowkek
kek what is this production?
jesus fucking christ, this is just too OP of a stable
>>18953045You are right Clon is going to be kino
>Rocky Romero standing in the background knowing he's the real mastermind.
was it ever explain why rocky romero is with the DC family
half the roster is Don Callis family
HE'S HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE
Bring back Brian Gage tonight I beg you. We need more Don Callis boyz!
>>18953066Because Tony has no idea how to book them
>>18953069injuredhis push is over
So is Clone Hologram fucking up the audio?
this is literally just the Don Calis company and it's boring as shit
The Don Callis family is pretty fucking impressive
I want to fuck the white Willow Nightingale behind the broadcast team.
Can't wait for Hologram Vs. Hologram. The first AI match in pro wrestling history.
>machine gun fire>UFO beam up soundsWhat is going on?
I miss when the House of Black were supposed to be the big scary heel group.
NEW THREAD>>18953086>>18953086>>18953086>>18953086>>18953086
Shades of the Dark Order debut
>>18953072Talent wise best of all time
What the fuck are these sound effects
What the fuck was that segment. That was one of the most awkward things lmfaoThey completely missed the shot of him taking his mask off. No one even reacted when he did. Does anyone even know who he was? Then everyone stands around awkwardly while the lights flicker and glitch noises play over and over. Holy shit that was bad
>>18953084impressively a waste of time and space. monitor is on btw.
DON CALLIS DID EL CLONI CALLED IT1337 H4X0R DON CALLIS INCOMINGPWNING U N00BS
>>18953072And remember that Wardlow didn't even make the show
>>18953075trent turned evil and rocky joined him as the evil best friends. they joined the family because callis hated orange
>>18953072anyone recognize the tattoos? or is he a random dude?
>>18953083it would be kino if they had an actual rival instead of whatever singles faces aren't in other angles at the moment
>>18953066Because all except a couple have no fucking shot of getting any heat or even on TV without Don
>>18953075they need a jobber
>>18953099Turn your monitor off. Then turn it on again.
>>18953075Rocky is the head of the wrestling illuminati. We don't question his actions.
>>18953103Arez from AAA
>>18953072Okada doesn't want to be there
Glad Danny Garcia is a heel in this faction. Hated his stupid thrust move and themesong. This actually could save his career. Maybe he knew that and is why he agreed to the turn.
What did she mean by this
>>18953181He's a juicy guy
>>18953104they do beat up kenny every week.
>>18953181She wants the Tonster
>>18952670Shane Douglas