All Elite Wrestling Presents WRESTLEDREAM from Chaifetz Arena in St. Louis, MOHow To Watch: HBO MAX [Ultra High Definition], Amazon Prime Video, PPV.com, and YouTube (More Info: https://www.allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv)MAIN CARD (8pm ET / 5pm PT)>Hangman Adam Page (c) vs. Samoa Joe for the AEW World Championship>Kris Statlander (c) vs. Timeless Toni Storm for the AEW Women's World Championship>Darby Allin vs. Jon Moxley in an I Quit Match>Brodido (c) vs. Konosuke Takeshita & Kazuchika Okada for the AEW World Tag Team Championships>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher (c) vs. Mark Briscoe 5 for the TNT Championship>The Young Bucks vs. Jurassic Express [Winners Will Receive $500,000 USD]>Thekla vs. Jamie Hayter>The Demand vs. The Hurt Syndicate in a Tornado Trios Match>The CEO Mercedes Mone TBS Championship Open Challenge!
Shoot hate this little bald faggot so fucking much
first for thekla
I just sat back down and now I gotta take a piss? Fuck my life, getting old sucks.
My wife says wrestling is fake
this has been a terrible PLE, I don't think I can watch AEW anymore
Theklas selling is really good
>>19085797hit her with a shoot worm and see if that doesn't adjust her attitude
This match kinda ass?
>>19085797Have U ever spitted in Ur wifes asshole & had her farted on U
>>19085797her tits are fake
>>19085783>5SAR WE ARE ON NUMBER 7DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN SAR
>>19085792we know, Aubrey
>>19085797
>>19085807bad script, average at best performance
My wife asked me where Buddy was. I couldn’t answer.
>stopping thekla from strippinggay ref
>>19085814pipe down, E-drone
>>19085783THIS NOT GAMETHREAD 5 ONLY GAMETHRAD 3NOT GAMETBRAZ 5
>>19085807Blood and Guts is the blowoff, please understand.Nevermind the fact these two have been trying to kill eachother for months and they're wrestling like it's a Collision opener.
>>19085822imagine your wife lusting for the cuckiest of cucks (after cornette)
>>19085797Your "wife" was assigned male at birth.
I've got a grower, the exact thing Jamie needs with an ass like that. I'm not on some mandingo shit but you better believe she'd be satisfied every night
>>19085816when this movie came out I said it was kino and time has proven me right
I feel like Thesz wife didn't really respect this match
>>19085833Prime example of the Toxic Positivity that is killing AEW. The match sucks, just admit it.
Sloppy but I liked it
these broads went at it
im currently consuming a milk+Honey combo because my throat hurts.I went to the club with my girlfriend and the drink i got tasted awful. legit think it may have been a dirty glass they gave me ....should i worry? Im not gonna get club-aids right?
>>19085797So are her orgasms
wow thekla and hayter are ass
hour and a half in and I'm still watching Collision, when will the PPV start?
Aminata changed from her dress in pre show
squished that roach
>>19085831'Tis tradition I'm afraid
>>19085831it's actually thread 7, next is 8 ;)
>>19085837I didn’t ask you about the fantasies of your wife who’s currently bedridden with an intense case of hypothermia.
based
Half a million dollars on the line. INSANE
>>19085843Did I need to add an /s to make that obvious? I'm saying the match is completely inappropriate for the build and it's been ass.
SOOOO HECKIN CRAZYdeadby Allen sucks
Thekla owes me sexla
>>19085849nothing to do with the glass, you probably caught covid or some other respitory illness
LOL THE BABYFACE WINS WITHOUT THE HEEL EVEN TRYING TO CHEAT OR ANYTHING yeah that totally makes me want to see blood and guts. So much to fight for and be angry over, what the fuck?
>>19085849It's your own fault for going out, normie scum.
>Thekla getting buriedwho booked this slop
>>19085858good lord. felt my pecker quiver a little toward the end
>>19085849i saw a line of guys in the bathroom getting blown by your gf so...
>>19085858she's so cute
Bucks never disappoint during PPV matches
oHOOHOOOHOOOHOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>19085868that’s not what buried means
My ATM doesn't talk to me!
>that is not dead which can eternal lie
lmao
BROKE BUCKS
BROKE ASS NIGGAS
Will The Big Guy Ryback ever be signed by AEW? I lost a lot of respect for Elon who is supposed to believe in freedom of speech but he has continued to ignore Ryback's requests to remove the illegal suppression on his X account and that#s just sad honestly that someone could position themselves in the public as a warrior for free speech but then to turn around and completely ignore something that#s so blatantly illegal like censoring someone just because they have differing opinions and doing this for years like in the case of Ryback and WWE, and what makes it even worse is that people still think Elon believes in freedom of speech when in reality he's done nothing to help Ryback but people still think he#s fighting for them. It's just sad really and I wish people would realize this
>Jurassic Express matchWell, perfect time to take a piss.
>>19085858Is that Bea filming her?
Holy fuck
lmao at fans handing out money
>actually demanding $20 from the guyBased Bucks
>>19085874>Bucks never disappointcoulda stopped there
>>19085870That line of guys was for him. Why you do you think his throat is so sore?
this is a fucking collision I swear to god.
>>19085858>ah yes, let me do the negro mating dancedisgusting bitch
i have twice the wealth than the broke bucks lmao
KEK THESE IS WHAT AEW FAN LOOK LIKE
SIX SEVEN
>>19085858imagine your slightly below average white johnson sliding between all that cheek meat.
Am I supposed to believe they aren't getting paid to be there?
Jurassic Express isn't over, the theme is over.
FICKLE
The Young Schmucks
SOVL
>>19085902Richer than you are
>>19085902Tony... sign now!
How do we feel about our former EVPs around here?
>>19085905They'll keep winning $500,000 matches every time they get that in real pay
32.17 kek another jab at ufc chez
These kids should not be at this show. AEW isnt family friendly whatsoever.
Luchasaurus over as fuck, it's like he never left
>>19085902seems thinner and more freshly bathed than the average wrestling fan tbqh
Massive pop for Luchasaurus
>>19085783are the young bucks the butthole surfers or psychic TV of the wrestling world?
this is currently my least favorite AEW ppv ever. It's just been a fucking episode of Collision for going on two hours. Darby and Mox and Mercedes and Syuri gonna have to carry this shit hard and god help them if it's not Syuri.
>>19085905It's for a 500k bonus you fucktard
Holy shit that's the loudest I've ever heard the crowd chant Luchasaurus
>>19085915dimes
>AEW trying copy Seth Rollins and Sami Zayn singalong songs wit jungle boyLMAOOOO
>>19085902>THESE IS WHATSARS
QUICK /PW/ POLL1) who wins this match?2) would you suck a penis for 5 minutes for 500k?3) favorite aew wrestler
>>19085930violent sex
>>19085930The cooler hangman is a lucky guy.
>>19085925already more wrestling time than a whole fed ple
>>19085918I don't get it
>>19085797What does her boyfriend say?
Chika
>>19085917Are these matches just money laundering?
Why did Jack Perry dress up as a Marvel characterWill MAX be mad?
>>19085930
>>19085932Kek drones really are hate watching a pape
>>19085902>KEK THESE IS WHAT AEW FAN LOOK LIKE
>>19085925It's Izzy not syuri
>>19085925yeah you’ve posted this like 10 times we get it
>>19085919I was doing the crotch chop and telling people to suck it in the 4th grade
Jack Perry is so back
>>19085945Shhhhhhhh
>>190859361) bucks2) yes3) hangman page
>>19085952nah it's Shayna Bazler
>>19085905This is why I don't believe people when they say autism is a "blessing"
>>19085932>WWE invented crowds singingplease go shwoer
>>19085925>Collision is PPV-qualityYes, us Colliders know.
>>19085961what title does she have
>>19085936BucksDepends on who'sToni Storm
Y'all should give WWE another try.Not only is it far better wrestling, but you will enjoy it much more.Its gotten a lot betterThe last couple weeks have been REALLY good
>>19085930she is so wildly hot
L U C H A S A U R U S
big man agile tonight
This show is going to go on until like 1am at the current rate.
>>19085976My nigga, RAW and SD are nigh unwatchable shows, I only watch them because I'm a no-life-having friendless loser.
>>19085976I will bro ! Thanks for letting us know !
>>19085976>C rating
>>19085931literally $0.10
>>19085976blud is shilling the AI slop fed
>>190859361. don't care only answering to talk about cock2. yes, I want to. I wish I could have in my life. I am sick and confined to my house these days. Not a virgin, did do things with two different woman, oral, sex, anal all of it. So I won't die a virgin. But time has passed me by as it relates being able to experiment with a man. Whenever I watch porn I get so jealous of the girls getting to suck cock, I think my ideal would be just laying underneath as a man and woman fuck and getting to lick both, getting to lick his and her butthole, pussy and cock. I think about it more often than I'd like to admit as like the one thing I regret in life sexually, never perusing it. I jerked off with a man when I was younger but never had the guts to say hey let me help, plus he was huge, he could kill me if he was against gays and wanted to. I would give a few weeks of my life, maybe even months at this point, which ain't many with cancer spreading, to be able to suck a cock. I hope there's an afterlife or reincarnation and I get to retry. I don't know. 3. no fucking clue.
that smile, that DAMN smile
>>19085971kek based, roasted that piggiE
>>19085984Sicko booking
Lou Thesz' wife is cringing so hard and crying inside at what AEW has done to wrestling. Tony is a selfish little fucking faggot for forcing her to be here because she needs a payday.
>>19085976>advertising or beggingFuck off
Getting beat up by Punk did wonders for this kid.
>>19085976"No."
>>190859361 bucks2 what currency3 orange
>>19085995....average AEWsissy
>>19085930pitsyum
>>19085995Kill yourself like yesterday.
Can the Bucks tell the amount of cash in a pile just by smell?
Real Poster-board
>>19086001get a life, fatso
>>190859361) JE2) I'd suck a specific cock for free (maybe even pay)3) Buddy
>>19085984Fox Sports says it ends in 3 hours and 44 minutes.
>>19086023based Buddy-buddy
>>190859361. JE2. YES3. EDDIE KINGSTON
>>19086024That could mean anything
>>19085942me neither but i figured someone would tell me if i posted it
>>19085984sounds BASED to me
Fuck Chez but How the fuck did AEW fumble this kino machine
>>19086023You’re not the buddy poster. He never says anything gay like that. PHONY.
>>19085976What was the last good match on this weeks Raw and Smackdown?
FOUR PILLARS POWER GAP>MJF>DarbsPOWER GAP>Jungle JackSEVERAL MORE POWER GAPS>SammyTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
Why can't it just be Nigel and Schivaonne?
>>19085971based sicko
>>19085995gayest post ive EVER read in this boards history
>>19085976LololololIts gotten worse in the last few weeks. Ai slop incoming too
Who's "wrestledream" was this match?
>>19086024Oh I hope not...
Anna Jay HAS to weigh more than Jungle Jack at this point, right?
>>19086034the AEW Codyverse was not very good. Even Cornette who is one of Cody's big supporters now thought Cody was the shits
>>19086038Dragunov vs samiEven though sami is a faggot and I wish he went to gAIDSew
OOOOOHHHHHH YOU’VE GOT NO MOOONEY
>>19086052Double
>>19086034He refused to turn heel, and also insisted that his annoying bulbasaur wife be featured prominently every week.
>>19086042tb h it's hilarious how lost Sammy isIt reminds me of that meme with the skeleton at the bottom of a pool
justified "you got no money" chants
COLLISION IS STILL GOING START A PPV MATCH ANY MOMENT NOW. WEAKEST FEELING AEW PPV EVER.
>>19086052wonder what her areolae look like
>>190859361)JE2)in THIS economy? well shit3)Big Hech
Everyone in the arena confirmed edrones
>>19086043That's why kek
>>19085995>I think my ideal would be just laying underneath as a man and woman fuck and getting to lick both, getting to lick his and her butthole, pussy and cock. I think about it more often than I'd like to admitFucking AEWtists man
>>19086071Definitely almost skin tone like
>>19085995MANDATORY READ FOR EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD
This match rules
Luchasaurus should audition to be the next Jason Voorhees
>mfw there’s a dronie in every aew show gamethread begging for us to watch e-slop
>>19086065he had a p-i-p promo on the preshow and half of it got cut off by the crowd audio, he's lost without Jericho
the dinosaur is super over
>>1908607195% sure he has the same light orange-pink nipples and inverse oval shaped areola like most modern white girls.
Luchasaurus is LOCKED IN, think this is the best I've seen him
I was told dinosaurs have feathers. Where are his feathers?
>>19085995Riddle?
>>19086077people are so FICKLE
You guys think Tony has a spreadsheet of everything that's ever happened in AEW that he updates every time something that's never before happened in AEW happens?
>>19086035we are tens of buddy buddies senpai
>>19086097He hasn't Mega Evolved yet
kek the bucks really are the greatest tag team ever folks
Hi, guys!
>>19086071There was a see through lace top she wore recently, someone post pls
>>19086100I'm sure he has autistic reports up the ass, yes.
>>19086085mfw it's real glass
>>19086071she has posted a pic in a sheer shirt recently with VERY visible nipples (hard)
Big Bill could be as over as 'saurus if TK got a clue
>>19085952Izzy is a horrid creature
I fucking hate aew i have tbis shit it sucks sucks sucks SOOO FUCKIN MUCHHH
CHICKEN FIGHT
>>19086070Yet still miles better than any e slop offering
>>19086104I feel like Christian should've made him wear feathers and tell the crowd that it's more accurate
>>190859361. No idea.2. Sign me the fuck up. For 500k USD per 5 minutes I'd do 12 hour cock sucking marathons every day for 3 weeks.3. I don't know.
>>19086096I believed the rumors that he retired, that one pic from when he had double pneumonia looked like a fucking corpse
CHICKEN JOCKEY
I love this match
Why the fuck is this weird corpse ref in EVERY young bucks match? Why are they obsessed with him?
asked my mom to go to church early tomorrow (8 AM) and it got really tense for some reason.
>>19086115Where tf did you get that low quality non-gif shit?
Justified this is awesome chants
what matches have happend already?
>>19086113proof
>>19086100he has a spreadsheet of his spreadsheets
tomorrow is the main event btw.
Love or hate them, the Young Bucks always deliver
Poor Jack has no ass. Lucky he got Anna's
Okay but when does the PPV actually start.
>>19086132Are you the "back from church y'all" poster?
>>19086131PWG stalwart, him and the bucks go way back
>>19086133i only post the gif when the big man is on screen
>>19086135
>>19086135just the girls
>>19086135literally just the stupid spider bitch this shitty nigger tony couldn't properly format a pre show so half the pre show match was on the main show
Alright let's wrap this up, come on.
Jericho should return as a masked wrestler named Captain Canada.
>>19086135Just Jamie beating Thekla, plus preshow
>>19086131They bribe him with coke and bald head cream
So far this is the worst PPV I've ever seen tbqh
bros the rumor about darby and the prop gun is even on reddit now.is it seriouusly gonna happen???
>>19086153>Brodito vs Takeshita and Okada
>>19086159what about the ideal Canadian
>>19086159yes in wwe
>>19086153>Darby vs Moxley will be past midnightBig fight feel!
>>19086140>winner gets an extra hot dog
>>19086159If Jericho leaves then who will make sure Luther gets paid?
>>19086153Hope this is true I could use a piss/food break
TONY THIS IS FUCKING BORING
Holonigga come back and teach me swag... plz
kek what an awesome fucking match
FUCKIN A!!
>>19086163then stop watching Crown Jewel and come watch Wrestledream with us
>>19086176Hologram is dead
am I crazy or did it used to be that you had to physically break up the pin on your partner, not just tag the other guy with your hands?
Jungle Jack looking better than before his sabbatical.
This match has been better than the entirety of WWE's 2025 booking
>>19086182NOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU CALLIS
There's no way that crowd is actually chanting BDE Trigger, they've got specialized crowd fills in that audio room
>tfw no Luchasaurus friend
>>19086176No Hologram. Only El Clon.
overbooked shit
Fuck yeah this match is dimes
this is going on for too long
>>19086186He's not doing edgy shit so yeah
That doomsday device looked like shit and didnt even look like it hurt
It's 9pmWhen is this expected to end?
>>19086173Luther hasn't been seen since shortly after Chris has been off
>>19086165Niggers are really gonna start dying soon
>>19086139Organization.
>>19086189well of course not because it's not called the BDE trigger, they follow the product unlike you.
>>19086200Monday
>>19086191>>19086182
New thread at ~290 posts. Watch out for thread splitters
>>19086186Must be nice to get paid to do NOTHING
You've seen one Bucks match, you've seen em all.
END THE FUCKING MATCH ALREADY FFS
>>19086186out of all the mentorships, he learned the most
>>19086200When you wake up buddy
>>19086194Theyre just working the smart marks
Meltzer will give this 5 stars without question.
>>19086192New to Bucks?
i thought luchasaurus had no cardio
fucking fantastic match
>>19086209If you get to suck on Anna Jay's tits the rest of life seems trivial.
nine star match, minimum
AEWbros this PPV aint it
Countdown to Extinction is a pretty fucking cool looking move
>>19086213FIGHT FOREVER !!!!!!
badass finisher
BASED ASS FUCKING MATCH
3 2 1... 1 2 3! Based finish
great match.
kino
great match
Kino. Love the countdown to extinction
>>19086225go be a fat retarded E-drone somewhere else
clean ending
WHERE IS KONOSUKE REEEEE
What's a dinosaur going to do with 500k?
fuuuuuuuck that's a badass finisherhow many meltzerinos is this one getting?
Jungle Express is in its best form yet
This was totally unnecessary.
NEW THREAD>>19086243>>19086243>>19086243>>19086243>>19086243>>19086243
10/10, no notes
>>19086240Buy asteroid insurance.
>>19086240Well, 250k after they split it.
lol Don Callis family randomly attacks
How broke can the Young Bucks get?
O M E G A
I HEAR THE BATTLE CRY
Why does Omega always look like he just walked off a gay porn set?
Kenny's body looks weird
>>19086268oh, you don’t know?
>>19085995Gays are the thirstiest people of all time. You could suck a hundred dicks a day if you just went on an app or went to a bar.
>>19086257It's a Callis Family world
Luchasaurus has a death grip on that money
Time for hurt
>>19086271He's dying
>>19086329We all are
My stream is terrible
MVP is too old for this shit
MVP has a nice gut
Shelton looked like he didn't know what the hell was going on.
Hurt Syndicate always over
can someone post the match order again, forgot it.