Merry lil' Ch'ristmas editionIt's the most wonderful time of the year! With Christmas fast approaching, the worldwide 'ritard movement rejoices to see Kairi sailing along with such vigor and cheer compared to last year. God's chosen Pirate has come a long way in the past 12 months - let's hope our CUTE & SEXO Captain continues this upward trajectory into 2026...After enjoying a happy & comfy Christmas with her loved ones, of course! Previous: >>19402761Kairi sings the anti-blues:https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-shareTheme of Kairi's Krew:https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09A very Kairi Christmas Carrolhttps://streamable.com/asvl7Socials:https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/https://x.com/kairi_official
>>19467613Love 'ri!
>the pizza bagels are ready
wascally wabbit 'wi
>>19467633lawl she comin' in hot!!
>>19467633Sanic the Hojo
Sweet new Kairi thread!!
'riposting this fine af Hojo from last thread
>>19467950There's more where that came from
>>19467972Very slutty 'rikini
>>19467979Yea I dig that strip of cloth between her top & bottoms...just like most of the ring gear she wears.
>>19468293>>19468552Based aussie lad dropping new 'ris
>>19468797Cheers bud - these were really small pics in the book so I'm surprised they turned out halfway decent.
>>19467613cute Christmas card
>>19467614Fpbp
Anime...
>>19467613It took me clicking the ops image to realize it was a Kairi plushie. I thought someone had made a sex doll of her and putt a ballgag on it.
>>19467837kek
Need to see the Captain doing the Oba strut
>>19470750I watched The Marine yesterday ahead of tonight's match, stupidly fun i can see why the bootleg dvd was so popular back then
Kawaiiri
>>19470784My buddy seethes every time he sees the Oba strut. He says a big man shouldn't be doing a silly walk like that. But I just tell him he's racist and the strut is dimes.And yes - would love to see the Cap'n do the walk.
>>19471057Alexa had no comeback at all for this viscious insult...she just absorbed it. I bet she cried into her stupid ragdoll after the match.
>>19470188lil' 'ri is something of a celebrity around these parts. You can be forgiven for thinking she was a sex doll at first glance - she's a total PILF, after all.
>>19471905>minding your own business looking for cleaning supplies in the closet to perform your household chores>this Pirate wrestler pops out from outta nowhere and gives you a heart attackThis is a fucking shame. Men already have enough on their plates without this sort of dangerous distraction
>>19470750Cena doll is half her height lol
>>19467613need 'ri singing all i want for christmas is u
>>19468293>>19468552>>19468904>>19468911QT Hojo!
>>19469884...girl brought to life
>>19474020Very anime
>>19472533Blessed little Hojo
>>19477946 Beauty. I wonder where this beach is.
>>19477903She did win, right?
>>19478074>black sand>not really any obvious mountains, maybe some in the back left
I didn't see Kairi at SNME
>>19476873'rispect>>19478711The cap'n is resting
>>19477903This should have been Cena's last match
>>19479734Cute
>>19479734Perfect teeth
>>19480329Mexi Joshis
>>19480329who got cut left of Iyo?
>>19481008SWITCHUBRADOAREXAAAA BRIIIISSSSSUUUUUU
>>19481725>>19482145YUM!
>>19481725>>19482145Holy yumula>>19482551Based bumper
>>19479454Kairi would have given Cena the warriors end he deserved and made him pass out from the anchor.
>>19481725yeah
>>19483936this was a page 10 bump, btw
>>19481725>>19482145>no more chelsea
cena shouldn't have tapped out
I need to coom inside the Captain
>>19484210Many are saying this>>19484926Anime looking for mf
>>19484926So is Kairi working a Bruiser Brody or Togi Makabe gimmick now that she's added the chain to her presentation?
I wonder if australian 'ritard is ok
>Kairi comes out:D>She's probably gonna job:(
>>19486059I hope he wasn't at that beach. It would be nice if he was the dude that took that one gunman down.
>>19484084Thanks bumper, thinks got a little crazy yesterday
>>19486059>>19486660Yea that crazy shit happened in Sydney. They targeted a Hanukkah festival. That dude who wrestled the shotgun from the attacker will be a national hero
>>19486207And look great doing it though!
>>19484110>>19484174Who are the flowers for?
>>19486494Three JAV Allstars
>>19486494Kairi's outfit looking extra-Stacey here. Leather min-skirt+boots, yum.Who's their blonde friend
>>19485448Great blue 'ri pic
>>19471437I always feel like she's gonna smack someone in the face with that chain or her umbrella during her entrance
>>19486708the girl in the middle >>19486494
>>19486207Fuck HHH
>>19487240that's not how a shotgun works, 'ri
>>19486899Oh did she die? :(
>>19487370No. She had something like her 25th anniversary in the music business, or something along those lines.
>>19488188Nice 'bama
>>19488207it looks better on the smaller girls. she kept trying to do it to girls that were too big>bliss won't take it on the apron or announce table
>>19488243Her 'rana is better on the small gals too. But that's not her fault - a botched 'rana is generally the fault of shit selling
>>19487763Love space case Kairi
>>19489336What a lovely view, beach is pretty good too
>>19489743Yea it's a great pic...but I got the horizon at an awkward angle
>>19489121Yuri>>19489791Anime looking mf
>>19467633S-She's fast!
>>19488466It’s not. Kairi botches constantly. Asuka was too soft on her as her senpai. Most Japanese only really learn to correct their mistakes through liberal application of the stick.
How much time per week does Kairi spend meticulously removing all of her body hair from the neck down?
>>19490471I prefer /arrrr/ cap'n with a big bush
>>19490250Asuka's only been with Kairi in the WWE. Like they've spent like 2 years together. They've only had from when Kairi got called up until she went back to japan, when kairi returned until Asuka got hurt and the current run
>>19490579same
>>19491359Based 'ritards in the audience
Monday Night 'ri is here!!>>19491359Kek goofy ass mf
>>19491826Never 'rilax
>>19492040kek, she does look really tense
>>19491826Rushes off to wash her hands
>>19492201kek
>>19491602Best night of the week. As long as Gaytch keeps putting Kairi on TV, he is good with me.
>>19491602My body is ready!
>>19492201Or take a bubble bath
>>19492624at the arena?
>>19492040>>19492193She knows
>>19492867Maybe Cody let her use the jacuzzi in his sweet tour bus
SD 12/15 taping>in a non title match Lash Legend & Nia Jax beat the Women’s Tag Team Champions Kabuki Warriors when Jax pinned Sane.
well there it is. January 5th Kairi will lose the title sand get betrayed by Asuka. Triple Bitch did an awful job building Kairi and right now she's still jobber tier so I really hope HOPE that Asuka does a perfect job building Kairi enough for her to have a good Rumble and possibly win.
>>19493755gay
>>19493755Shouldn't Nia and Lash get a title shot then?
Based promo by kitsune 'ri>>19494003You're probably right about the' bukis losing the title on January 5th, fuck hhh
Hell yeah 'ri kicking ass
Based babyfaces Asuka and Kairi getting the jump on those dastardly HEELS.
Hilarious that the promo omitted the part where IYO refused to get Asuka's help at ringside but was okay with Rhea interfering in the match later.Anything to create a fake narrative for the """""babyfaces""""" I guess.
My oh my, this fake scripted tv show is really making me hate those 2 actors, they're such traitors
>>19494210They're not babyfaces, she is a heel who betrayed her family. And you're right, funny how Asuka's help wasn't good enough but Rhea's sure was, eh?
>>19494247I do hate Demi Bennett though
>>19494003It's probably building to Asuka betraying Kairi, I just hope Kairi gets a good singles push out of it
>>19494210>>19494247Didn't IYO also say she was done with fighting Kairi and Asuka?
>>19494572Script writers are obviously shit at continuity
>>19494668I think they did that with Rhea too, before mania she had some promo about losing and then they just ignored it
>>19494744ChatGPT is hallucinating again, please understand
