CARDWWE Saturday Night's Main Event John Cena vs. Gunther (John Cena's final match)Cody Rhodes vs. Oba Femi (Champion vs. Champion, non-title)Bayley vs. Sol Ruca (Singles match)AJ Styles & Dragon Lee (c) vs. Je'Von Evans & Leon Slater (WWE World Tag Team Championship)>>19466307
I see subhumans
>>19472509LIVE Pre-Show:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5lEpHctd3YLIVE Main-Show:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCVmnQkDUXA
>>19472509what snacks you fellas got? i got a Fray Bentos kidney pie, two cans of corned beef, chicken bake, Um-Bongo, Rubicon Mango, 12 pack of WKD, donner pie, 3 pc chicken and chips, tinned roe, 3 Dr Oetker al Funghi, chicken dippers and a few Ginsters in case I get hungry later and a couple packs of Angel Delight for dessert
TIME TO MAKE IT ABOUT MYSEELLLLLFMUHAHAHAHA
>>19472509LETS FUCKING GO GUNTHER
>>19472509thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSfukAHKb8s&list=RDsSfukAHKb8s&start_radio=1
>>19472509Erm everyone on Reddit hates HHH? Why is the crowd cheering??
You basically have to watch a bunch of black people wrestling before you can get to the Cena match.GRIM
gooned my shit so hard today the neigboprhs called the cops and said I was torturing cats
>>19472509Who the fuck is obi femi?
>>19472525oh ffs, here we go
Joe tess is so nice for trying to fix his mic
Literally every NXT person is of the black persuasion. Cody must have done this
Are they saying drink the water? Morons.
>>19472509Why is there a black in every single match
what are these retards chanting
stream really quiet for anyone else? also fuck hiatch
>>19472545They want him to spit the water on them
>>19472534Retards spending thousands will cheer for anything. They literally cheer when he says he's ripping them off more than ever for ticket prices
What time do you guys think the ME start. I don't want to sit through everything else.
>>19472525But did you know that *he* NARRATED this cold open?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrL3RuAAAUk
https://x.com/WrestlePurists/status/1999945405195563481>kurt angle arives>he's not looking goodIt's fucking sad seeing how he is now with his body falling apart.
>>19472553NXT board, faggot
>>19472534because redditors are all shut-in faggot annoying liberals who only are on their computer 24/7 they never go outside and interact with real people
Women shouldn't be allowed at shows
Insider here, BMJ is going over
>>19472551Base HHH should start a We love Saudis Chant
>>19472563Are liberals the only ones who like good booking?
>>19472571the watch AEW so they don't, if they actually liked entertainment theyd watch wwe
excellent HHH promo
>>19472570that's the only time they booed him and that's because he gave them less chances to spend thousands
>>19472571>good
I forgot Sol was on tonight. Hope Bagley puts some hustle in her fat ass and doesn't make her look like shit
>>19472584Bayley hasn't been good in the ring for a decade at this point, she has nothing left to give
holy shit that one fat faggot in the crowd is so cringe
>>19472583If liberals are the only ones who hate paul, that must mean everyone else enjoys his slop booking
This retard is talking into two mics and causing the feedback I hate this bald cuck
Unfortunate that Cena isn't going on first. Would have saved everyone 3 hours
Excellent heel work good sir! I feel compelled to reassure you that we are not actually booing you due to legitimate upset you have caused (or "heat" as it's known) but simply to play along with the show and bolster your stellar heel performance. It's what we fans call "kayfabe" if you are familiar with that term. Anyway, keep up the phenomenal performance YOU JERK! (haha just a joke, I'm sure you're a nice man and fans have said you're a sweetheart in real life but again I'm just playing my role in this wonderful crazy theatre of pro wrestling.)
>>19472592the ginger guy ? Peacock isnt showing the preshow so I only have twitters stream
wtf i thought this shit started right now
>>19472607https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5lEpHctd3Yyoutube bro
>>19472611One more bong
>>19472509
>>19472611same fuck this i'll watch tomorrow
>>19472607preshow on youtube lil bro
kek what a GOAT
this 100 percent isnt cenas last match and youre all retarded marks getting wizzurked
BASED ELI!!!!
LMAO 18-1
these celebs have been held at gunpoint
>>19472636Based
>>19472635>say something nice about cena or get fireduh... respect
holy fuck Chez is cringe
You tell that to Terry Funk, Punk. Go fuck yourself!
Hypothetically, Gunther gets injured 5 minutes in and the match gets called. Who do you call from the back to have an improv match with Cena worthy of his final match?
A MOMENT A LAUGH SOME PISS SOME SCAT
>>19472651Triple H himself, goes over clean
>>19472509CURRENT BETTING ODDS FOR THE MATCHESthese are apparently from https://www.betonline.ag/sportsbook/futures-and-props/wwe/saturday-night%E2%80%99s-main-event but when i go there, it's blank even though they have other wrestling odds, so they may not be the most updated, but they are the most recent i could find as per 411maniaChampion vs Champion: WWE Champion Cody Rhodes vs. NXT Champion Gunther>Cody Rhodes -400 (1/4)>Oba Femi +250 (5/2)Note: Line opened Rhodes -1000 (1/10) and Femi +550 (11/2). Current odds give Rhodes an 80% likelihood of winning the match.Women’s Singles Match>Bayley +170 (17/10)>Sol Ruca -250 (2/5)Note: Line opened Ruca -500 (1/5) and Bayley +300 (3/1). Current odds give Ruca a 71.4 % likelihood of winning the match.Tag Team Match>AJ Styles & Dragon Lee -350 (2/7)>Je’Von Evans & Leon Slater +225 (9/4)Note: Odds give Styles & Lee a 77.8% likelihood of winning the match.John Cena’s Final Match: John Cena vs. Gunther>John Cena +200 (2/1)>Gunther -300 (1/3)Note: Line opened Gunther -2000 (1/20) and Cena +700 (7/1). Current odds give Gunther a 75% likelihood of winning the match.
>>19472520
wait, this doesn't start for another hour? what the fuck
>>19472658
>>19472651the miz
Why the fuck is Cena's final card filled with so many blacks
>>19472655He would literally have a heart attack after the first shoulder tackle in the 5 moves of doom
>>19472651
>>19472651Omega
>>19472651Miz
>>19472667cena requested them to be there. he's a big fan.
Nikki Bella's feet are always dirty
>>19472625Big Match Jawn is getting buried, FOREVER
>>19472658how is it legal to bet on predetermined matches
>>19472661yeah, ima watch in the morning if this goes on too long, im starting to get too old for watching live
>>19472667they can wrestle
>>19472651StylesReyDante Chen
What's your reaction when this hits tonighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm36Z4yWRkc
MODS STICKY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>19472651Romanback with The Big Dog gimmick.
I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE LET'S GO BOUNCYYYY :3
>>19472682>90 dollarswhy does he carry around all the money he's ever drawn
Mommy twish
>>19472692monster pop from my basement
>>19472686prob not worth it unless you bet a ton of money to get a somewhat decent win
Why wont buddy show up??
trish hit that wall hard
>>19472667he's giving back to the communitytrickle down thuganomics
>>19472707She's literally in her 50s
What do you think he's thinking?
There's no way Cena runs the blade but it would be based
Can they do Cena’s match first so I can stop watching?
>>19472732He’s thinking bout dat crunchwrap
SOL!!!
>>19472716exactly
Solomon "Trans Rights Matter" Ruca
they should just show some diva tits instead of yapping so much in these post shows
>>19472651For an actual good match? The ginger muslim Realistically? It'd be Cody
Sexiest black female wrestler of all time
Will Trump and Vince be there?
I would hope Cena gets chopped so hard he goes into cardiac arrest. That it REALLY will be his last match.
My bloody bitch bastards what do I do?
What would the actual reaction be if this is just a big swerve leading up to some post-match thing where Cena accepts one last match?
I hope I can stay awake long enough to make it to the Main Event because I'm fairly drunk right now.
No pre-show?
i'm going with:obasolAJ/leegunther
>>19472757it's on youtube for me.
>>19472750yes, Trump will give Cena a low blow and help Gunther win, Vince will be on the stands with the other wrestlers when Cena gives his post-match speech
They didn’t put crazy crust on my pizza I’m never eating little Caesar’s again.
>>19472744>post showsYou're from the future? How did it go?
>>19472757on right now, go to u-chub
>>19472752watchwrestling
WASUUPPP
>>19472757https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5lEpHctd3Y currently r-truth rapping about john cena with the fans
Wassup
WHATS UP NIGGA
>>19472750trump definitively will not be there, don't know about vince
>>19472760>Trump will give Cena a low blowbubba style?
>>194727545th day sober.Days last so fucking long.
>>19472761what's so "crazy" about it
Bayley vs Ruca. Battle of the Gyatts?
>>19472759>>19472764>>19472767Thanks bros I was looking on peacock like a boomer
>>19472777not even joking anon, im exactly on my 5th day without alcohol too lol
>>19472732>Bask in Red Robin's, for the fries are bottomless!
John should get the best of Gunther and go for a pin just before The Rock shows up and fucks it up. But right before The Rock does anything, Truth runs in and clobbers Rock
>>19472790Based. We will make it bro.
>>19472509>Cody Rhodes vs. Oba Femi (Champion vs. Champion, non-title)No winner. DQ via interference of some kind.>Bayley vs Sol Ruca Sol Ruca wins by pinfallAJ Styles & Dragon Lee (c) vs. Je'Von Evans & Leon Slater (WWE World Tag Team Championship)>AJ/Lee wins by pinfall>John Cena vs. Gunther (John Cena's final match)John Cena wins by pinfall
>>19472777I haven't had a drink since Survivor Series (Not quitting I just have exams)
FRED FUCKS?!
>>19472750I don't think they can have Trump without Vince by his side, and I doubt they want Vince having a spotlight there. I can see Vince watching from the back, like Shane some weeks ago, though.
>>19472800>interference of some kind
>>19472777Dude I'm ten years sober and it's still hard. But it helps that now I can't stand the smell of alcohol. Good luck, bro.
>>19472805Would make sense, yes
I'm 29 years sober
>>19472750Trump big leagued them and went to a football game
kek based konnan
>konnan lied to the dirtsheets again
>>19472800>No winner. DQ via interference of some kind.nah, Cody wins but Oba puts up a decent fight, Codys next big matches are at the Rumble and WrestleMania, gotta keep him looking at least a little strong into those
Did any of you see Cena live during his retirement tour? I saw him in Springfield, MA
BUMPY KNUCKLES MENTION!!!!!!!!
>>19472819Boston, the one where he beat Dom at
Gentleman, a toast... to the greatest of all time John Cena!
>COULD IT BE IT IS IT"S HIS LAST MATCH!!!!
>>19472816>2025>dirtsheets
my lower back hurts need to get more elastic
>>19472823Based Sheamster
220k on youtubeorabout 1/2 a dynamite
>cole is retiring soon toofuck, he may had been a faggot but the last echo of the attitude era still on camera is him
i shoot hate micheal cole
Is Mike retiring?
>>19472802
>don't ask for forgivenessbased cole
Cole sounds weird
>>19472831he hasn't felt like that for me for a long, long time. can't wait till he goes.
man based cole
>>19472775yes, the run-in is planned to have secret service for obvious reasons, they expect a shower of boos since its DC, Trump doesn't care that he's helping out a heel since his approval ratings are low and its his last term anyway (though Rubio and Johnson advised him against it because Gunther is nazi-coded, but Trump over-ruled them)
Why is Cena sill referring to himself as "The Last Real Champion" when he's now a face and pushing that fans should start caring about the younger guys?
Did a mortician do coles make up?
>show packed an hour before it begins
BRYAN SPOTTED
>Cole telling everyone how to feel ahead of time
just put my john cena hat on
Damn........Everybody's retiring.
>making wade call cena's retirementhumiliation ritual
>>19472851nice
>>19472840Let’s be honest, Cole is good, but he’s 4th on a list of 4.Jim Ross, Vince, and Gorilla Monsoon were all better soundtracks for pro-wrestling play by play.
>>19472840prob sick
why such a small crowd
It's funny how they keep mentioning wade's rivalry with cena lol
>>19472859And Mike Tenay.
>>19472856>not thinking that wade wanted because john helped the nexus and put them over
>Cena has NEVER worried about protecting his spot>And joining me on commentary Wade BarrettHoly lmaoAre we sure Vince isn’t back for a night?
DID THEY?
JUST
>>19472820i miss when the games had as good of a soundtrack as svr 06
I don't feel anything. This feels forced
>>19472852>Goldberg>Cena>Styles>Jeff Jarrett>Lesnar according to Cena>Tanahashi>Kenny Omega in a year or twoFucking hell man wrestling is headed fro a new dark age.
damn punkster crying
>>19472871I knew someone will post this kek
>>19472859no way vince is better than cole, he's terrible on pbp
>>19472871it's not that hard to fix those eye-bags
>>19472871lmao
>Cena studying tapesI need to catch up on that.>Dynamite Kiduh oh
DANTE CHEN SPOTTED BACKSTAGE
>cena was a tape trading dynamite kid mark
>>19472889thats chudjak retard
cena watching aew
>John is a data hoarderBased. I have 50 terabytes of bullshit too
>>19472819I saw him as a child like 20 years ago and he sang Take Me Home, Country Roads. I’ll never forget that moment kek
>>19472889this nigga still has a job?
>>19472871was this performative bitch crying for Cena?
crazy that trick didn't make this card
>>19472871>this was the singular downfall of AEW
>>19472897John has a NAS probably with Prowlarr on XWT
AEW sisters, Cena's All Elite soon!
Do you idiots really think theyd have cena retire on Saturday night main event on PEACOCKdespite mania being in 2.5 months and wwe exiting peacock entirely for Espn+come on. use your brains
>>19472904Trick fucking sucks
now lets hear from a camera man
>>19472915heehehepee cocklmao
Come the fuck on what is this shit?
Peacock is still stuck at "coverage will begin shortly" for me. where are you lads watching?
kek, they're chanting for stu but sounds like they're booing him
Logan Paul puts Stu over in all his videos
>>19472915let them mark. we're here to have fun, dawg.
Stu Hart?
BEEFSTEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>19472867>john helped the nexus and put them overlol?
CUNT
>>19472926youtube
>>19472915ok smark.
KWAUAMFBN
>>19472926preshow in youtube ends in around 25 minutes
John Cena LOVES kids. He doesn't have any of his own, but he absolutely LOVES children.
>>19472952and Carder
nice lil tribute to Cena's victims
>>19472819i nearly went to the MSG show but didn'ti was hoping he would show up at the NXT show the next day
>>19472957I'm somewhat of a childrenphile myself
Why does cena love watching children die?
Pity most of these kids won't see him retire.
>>19472957He also really loves Alex Riley.
>>19472957Imagine wanting kids in this KWAB-World.
Look at these e-cripples LMAO
>>19472957reminds me of every turbo leftoid who attends lgbt parades naked
Oh look it's the average Logan Paul fan
so if the cancer kid survives the cancer does he get to keep all the merch make-a-wish gave him?
If I was booking this I would project the spirits of all the children that died on the mat and have them help him defeat Gunther
hot roman stacey
>>19472983Fuck off Vince
>>19472962popped my cheeks
i'm crying like a fucking bitch bro
no tana no watch
Hope gunther taps this autistic bitch out
i'm just imagining the kids who have no clue who he is. "john cena?" "what is pro wrestling?" "why would they send y-ACK"
How long till Cena's match? Falling asleep here
I'd like to thank all the cancer kids for giving me the perfect time to take a piss break.
>>19472992KWAB
you heartless fucks
E-mongoloids should be executed on site haha!
i choose to believe cena is a pure of heart autist
bros i paused my goon sesh for this and it's just sick kids
>he was a CUNTstant in his life
>>19472973that part
https://x.com/RicFlairNatrBoy/status/1999996558566101396
If videos count in the 650 there should be an asterisk
>>19472509I used to laugh at this shit but it’s genuinely got me on the verge of tears. wtf has happened to me
Steph looking walled as fuck.
>NO CHANCE IF THAT'S ALL YOU GOT>*grabs mic* John I am here to congratulate you for the work you have done for the company personallyWhat is the reaction to the boss returning for the last night
>>19473015It's funny that Flair's probably gonna have his final match after Cena
>>19473018It's called maturing, bro.
So i vpn netflix in canada or do i vpn ypn youtube in the uk?
>>19473013Shut the fuck up you stupid faggot
a cuntstain?
we getting swerved tonight lads
John Cena is a good man.
David Otunga exposed Cena recently
>>19473022Nahh, needs some time before the biggest pop in decades can happen. I'd say give it 2 years.
They mentioned Freddie fuckin' Foxx.......Heh.
You guys own any Cena merch? I have one shirt and an autograph.
>So John you know how your entire gimmick for the past 20 years is to never give up?>Yeah well for your last match we're having you tap out to Gunther
>>19473015>Even Though Vince Put An End To Us Hanging Out Together On The Roadlol
>>19473020Ohnono Cathy bros...why is Jackie getting the spotlight?
is the show starting at 5?
>>19473028rude
it's still weird to me they're doing gunther as cena's last match when they could have had brock, randy, punk, or even sheamus retire him instead.
>>19473037I never bought any of his merchToo gaudy
al the stars are here
RVDRVDRVDRVD
>>19473022obese smarks on x will rope
>>19473028what u mean?
>>19472871Punk is undeniably KWABOTY of the modern era. He was a paper tiger cool guy rebel when in reality he's a huge woman-brained BITCH who is now a slave to HHH because he's burned every other bridge and has NO CHILDREN and is married to a 40 year old loser female who watches Japanese cartoons.
>>19473042Because Jackie doesn’t need to latch onto Rhea to get over.
I thought Jesse got booted from this stuff
Big E looks so embarrassed to stand next to Jesse "The Retard" Ventura
>>194730446:30 am IST
>>19473048boring, we've seen those match ups so many times
>>19473033>>19471913
based
RUN FOR CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR VENTURASAVE US FROM THAT BITCH KAMALA
Cena just walked through the door
>>19473048wwe is in new star building mode right now, they need people who can carry the company when codester retires in like 4 years
>>19473022I will, out loud, chant “HOLY SHIT” in my living room at the top of my lungs if Vincent K. McMahon swaggers down the ramp tonight.
Jesse taking a dig at Big E?
>in the World Wrestling... Entertainment... World
>>19473074No he was relating to him
>>19473064He really just put down that nigger just like that huh?>>19473068He might as well have a limo waiting for him.
>>19473070smarks hate him now don't they so I doubt it's gonna happen
>>19473064This dude is peak sheltered retard. The Muslim his headpiece represents would kill the stoner blacks on his shirt
Jesse is gonna call out Hogan and then tell the ref to start counting.
>>19473074lolNot all of us got a “last match.”>Looks at the black guy
>>19473082is that a Falestien towel?
MIZBROS
>>19473051Whole Fucking Show!
>HEY FUCK YOU MCMAHON
>>19473082>muslimhe fucks black girls anon kek. I'm not joking. he's like a fly wyteboi
Why the FUCK does Miz act like he was a main villain for Cena? He's Kevin Fedderline tier.
THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPENSCREENSHOT THIS RIGHT NOWTHE MASKED INTRUDER SHOWS UP TO DERAIL THE MATCH BETWEEN CENA AND GUNTHER AND IT'S CHRIS JERICHO
MIZ SHOOTIN
Based Miz
>>19473094Yeah. He also simps for Muslims.
lol they have renee paquette in young again
>>19473078Kek forgot the limo part
>>19473098miz had 2 mania matches vs cena
kek based miz shooting on cappuccino jones
Miz having another impromptu match tonight
I’m going to cry like a little faggot all night god damn it this sucks
Byron needs to fucking shave those sideburns.
Miz is right if Hunter wasnt a shit booker we shouldve gotten a Miz/Cena match
>>19473098he technically beat him at wrestlemania for the world title
>Punk wearing a Cena t-shirtthe humiliation ritual continues
>>19473114you would have forgotten about that match by now because it would have been so mid
>WHY IS PHIL TALKING REEEEEEE
Masked man is Edge btw
>>19473112KWAFB (kek what a faggot bitch)
>>19473121He gets paid to wear the merch mark.
orton was the most based heel of all time
Thread bitch where you at
still pretending cena and orton had chemistry
Alright imma stick the pizza rolls in the microwave and widdle down my ranch tub.
>JOHN CENA YOU ARE A FATHER TO MEholy shit
this bullshit has all the trappings of ending the show with a heel doing a beatdown on Cenaso who is it gonna be?
MODS STICKY
WELLCOME HOME JEAHNATHON
>>19473155Must be nice to have been raised in a normal privileged famy
got ma weed popsicles and pizza i am ready
>>19473161Trick
Lotta fatherless losers are wrestling fans
odds on trump showing up?
>>19473114He will interrupt. That's my dream.VOICES IN THE AIRI HEAR 'EM LOUD AND CLEARTELLING ME TO LISTENWHISPERS IN MY EARNOTHING CAN COMPAREI JUST WANT TO LISTEN
what are yall watching? peacuck is showing a countdown
>>19473161nothing is gonna happen, Cena needs to say goodbye after the Match
CELEBRITIES
>>19473155ANOTHER GUY SAYING CENA WAS HIS FATHER FIGURE WTF>>19473167yes i'm very grateful for it
>>19473174Based goat brady.
>>19473183>>19473183>>19473183>>19473183
>"Remember this, if he won the championship 17 times, that means he lost it 17 times. And who would want to brag about that?!"OhnonoCena bros Ventura buried us
VANESSA HUDGENS!
Oh boy, Jimmy Kimmel fails at coming up with a one-line gag.
>>19473180youtube has/had pre show
>>19473166Based retarded mark. His shoot name is literally John.
