It's The First Dynamite Of The New Year With Jim Ross Back On Commentary!...AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from BOK Center in Tulsa, OK8/7pm CT on TBS & HBO MAX!>AEW World Champion MJF Appears Live in Tulsa!>Hangman Adam Page & Swerve Strickland vs. The Opps in a Lights Out Match>AEW Continental Champion Jon Moxley vs. Shelton Benjamin in an AEW Continental Championship Eliminator Match>ROH World Champion Bandido vs. ROH Tag Team Champion Sammy Guevara>Timeless Toni Storm vs. The Problem Marina Shafir>Jungle Jack Perry & Jetspeed vs. The Demand>New TBS Champion Willow Nightingale Live Celebration!>Jim Ross Returns to AEW!>And More!** 38 Days Out From Grand Slam Australia **** 67 Days Out From Revolution **
>>19645537thats a based posterwhere can i cop
>>19645537THESE ONLY GAMETHRAD 2OP YOU ARE FUCKING LYINGONLY GAMETHRWd 2 NOT GAMETHREAD 3
How did you personally rate Tana vs Okada? I gave it 5 stars
who can we blame for the shitty ratings tonight?
>>19645552JR I'm afraid
We love our founding fathers don't we sisters?
>>19645538Brock is a big fan boy of The Bearded Butchers YouTube channel so he at least watches YouTube which is weird to think about. He liked them so much that he reached out to them and did a collaboration video with them
what a slow predictable first match
>THESE ONLY GAMETHRAD 2e-drones need to be rounded up, thrown in cages, and sprayed with hoses and beaten
>RuPaul drag race commercial KEK what a gay little bottom boy fed....
>>19645545A user on X by the name justixe26 made it. There are like 5 accounts on X that make AEW posters every week.
>>19645567You have Tony Khan Derangement Syndromelmfao
KENNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I worked backstage at the AEW Cantina Crash event mostly helping out set up the stage, and all of the talent and production seem to hate Tony. I heard this high pitched shrill noise and one of their av guys just shook his head and said "He's squealin' again." Apparently Tony has fits, almost seizures and oftentimes results in him blasting shit all over his office area. He travels with 4 of the same exact suits in case this happens. They say he's not even gay or sexually active, just retarded
this BALD menace on my screen
>>19645581I worked backstage at ur mum LMAO
Jungle BOY Jack Perry isn't over. The theme song is over.
AEW IS MY LIFE
OG Young Bucks
Yeah, I'm skipping this.
>>19645593taking notes
I miss Kenny's sweeping cheerleader entrance
we love our founding fathers, don't we folks?
monster BOO
>LIVE PHILIP BROOKS REACTION TO THIS TRIO
based
Punketty seething
we love our former EVPs don’t we folks
How do we feel about our former EVPs around here?
Sorry i didnt mean to post that
>JR is still out there
JIM IS GONNA FREAK
KENNY IS COMING BACK!
the bucks are looking fit
ew now that guy has ricochet cooties
*raises paw*Hi, I'm PudrickI'm new here
>Tea Leoni
>>19645608we really, really do
>>19645593https://www.google.com/search?q=AI+Psychosis
>>19645629HNNG
I was saying BOO-UCKS
>jr calling a group of 3 black men dangerous and harmful what does he mean by this?
I thoughted Samy Gavrara was going retiring ?
>>19645633We all saw the postYou psychopathhttps://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19645537/#q19645593
Jr is so fucking awful who the fuck still wants this?
when is she returning bros?
Love Matt but Nick Jackson should do mores singles runs. He'd cook in the C2.
>>19645643>>19645633What the fuck? Lmfao
>>19645649>Put the Bucks in the same blockI'd watch it
>JR is still alive
>>19645647>her
>>19645649Nick would be like Karl Anderson if unleashed in the C2
>>19645647never unless netflix gets the ownership stake and decides to air them
Y'all should give WWE another try.Not only is it far better wrestling, but you will enjoy it much more.Its gotten a lot better.The Royal Rumble is at the end of the month, this is a perfect time to jump back into the fold. Plus Drew McIntyre is facing Cody Rhodes for the WWE title this Friday.
>>19645653The resident drone writes literal essays to AI to create images of Tony Khan for him.Fucking sick weirdo. Needs institutionalizing.
do you guys like my new shirt?
I don't care what the crowds think, the Young Bucks still have heat with me!
>>19645665For the first time in my life I'm not looking forward to the Rumble at all.
>>19645643Qrd?
I love aew in spite of, not because of, the young cucks
>>19645665Unless Cody goes back to the Stardust gimmick I shan't be watching
Hey guys, Mitsuhara Misawa here, I'm just stopping by the thread to let you all know you're gay retarded faggots
>>19645665it’s actually gotten much worse over the past year
>>19645665>The Royal Rumble is at the end of the monthSeeing pics online of the stadium not even half finish was funny
>>19645673yeah a royal rumble at 2 in the afternoon is lame. also you can't do surprise entrance because they have to fly to another country
Jim Cornette said he officially hates Speedball Mike Bailey more than Omega, the Bucks, and Jungle Jacoff.How make feel?
>>19645665Raw put me to sleep on Monday faggot.Once they reformat the show to take out the 15 minutes of ads and downtime in between every segment, it might become tolerable again.
This match rules
>>19645682didn't karen regal just cry about aew because they were too misawa pilled?
>>19645674the resident Edrone schizo accidentally posted the prompt he wrote into AI to generate some kind of sexualised image of Tony Khan. Click the archive link to read the post.sick cunt.
>bishop khan sitting up and turning around to get into position instead of just rolling on the groundShitter
>>19645682KWADB
>>19645689A broken clock...
>>19645690i don't watch live for that reason
>>19645557He's also a huge Colter Wall fan and loves that new wave traditional country
>>19645670I unironically want that shirt
Triple Samoa drop
>>19645682How's your neck, boss ?
So... you AEWsisses do realize you will not be welcomed back into the WWE Universe when AEW dies, right?We wont let you back in.Come back while you still can or you are banned from the WWE Universe & Family.
Ric Boogs fucking MOGGED
>>19645665>Its gotten a lot better. LMAO
>>19645689why he hate speedball :(
>>19645695They’re both terrible
Justified Holy shit chants for Tea Leoni
>>19645665Dronies are so embarrassing
I’m Bub Rub and the whistle go whooooooooooooooot
>>19645695nepo hires need to get out of wrestling
Here live at the show and I'm having a great time
>>19645708smackdown last friday was actually decent for once
Was that a running brain buster?
vintage jungle jack perry
>>19645706I'd rather be a sicko in hell than a drone in heaven
Why is this thread so dead?
bucks should’ve been tag team of the year over ftr imo
Hey bitchtits why did you make this post here earlier;>>19645593https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/19645537/#q19645593>Use the images provided to create an image. Tony Khan is holding a pose that emphasizes his lower body while lying prone. His body is positioned face down, with his torso flat and his head lifted slightly to face forward. He has an expressive facial expression, with wide eyes and an open-mouthed smile, adding a lively element.Limb placement: Arms extended straight forward, reaching downward, palms flat and fingers spread, elongating the upper body. Legs lifted upward behind her, bent slightly at the knees (45-60 degrees), feet pointed toward the ceiling, ankles close together. A small tattoo is visible on her lower back.Posture: Spine arched slightly in the lower back for the leg lift; shoulders relaxed and forward. No strain, giving a relaxed yet intentional vibe.This resembles a modified Locust Pose (Salabhasana) in yoga for strengthening back, glutes, and hamstrings. Standard version: arms back or clasped, deeper chest lift. Here: arms forward for stability, chest down, higher bent-knee leg lift for display over core work. Variations: Half Locust (one leg) or props under hands. In fitness: like prone leg lifts or donkey kicks in Pilates/booty workouts. Expression suggests playful modeling vs. pure exercise. Everyday: mimics reaching while lounging, but staged for appeal.Also, describe the camera's point of view: an overhead angle from above the head, looking down the body's length toward the raised legs, capturing the full pose from face to feet in a top-down perspective.what did you mean by that bitchtits ?
>>19645725you don't know the difference between a brain buster or a suplex
jungle jack has picked up a lot of strength now he just needs to get jungle jacked
that was a clean poisonrana
I successfully convinced my friend group that AEW sucks and they all agree with me now. One of them wouldnt stop watching AEW so we beat the fuck out of him and pissed on him. We dont hang out with him no more.
>>19645633>>19645643this is legitimately fucking sicke-drones need to be thrown in the back of vans and hauled to black sites
Imagine those two big boys taking turns on Jungle Boys butthole while Anna Jay watches
>>19645730probably because nobody is watching aew anymore.
The flying knee toss was pretty cool
BASED ASS FUCKING MATCH
I am saddened to report that Jungle Bitch Hack Fairy is no longer a pillar
>>19645732...what the fuck? It seems like he was trying to make a sexualized image of TK
ticket tranny said this crowd would be bad and it's based, what happened there?
fun pwg match
Soooooooooooopaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick
>>19645701Unfortunately, I believe watching live on a vpn is the only way to see the full matches instead of having them cut for commercial break time. I could be wrong though. I just never feel assed to go back and watch a Raw I missed.
>dimeless and goyle
Callis is extra hyper today
I love AEW bros
DOYLE RULES!
that's, that's EL CLON
jake doyle and mark dumptruck davis have serious dimes potential
I'm on Reddit arguing with a drone and I need a good reason for when we lose to nxt again
serious question, do the tag rules just go away halfway through the match if the young bucks are wrestling? every time i see them they just stay in the ring for minutes during the end. who was even the legal man at the end
>>19645764kek basedI said this too
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Mark Davis chonkers
Is Andrade natty?
kek again with this fucking guy
He's back
Based
HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK THE FED
OKHOW WE KNOW
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
based mexican carny retard
>>19645744wtf is it? im not opening it on my computer
oh no no no no no what about the one heckin year no compete bros?!
>>19645769racism
IT'S ANDREW THE IDOL FROM NEW JAPAN PRO WRESTLING
Don Callis family reaching NWO levels of guys in a faction but it somehow works very well
Is the Don Callis family worse than the NWO?
>in a wheelchair Stokleybros...
>>19645769>ignoring maxlmao get a life fag
>andrade back againthe power levels of the DCF with the newly added Jake Doyle and full of vitamins Andrade is way too high
wwe lost
Andrade must have a good lawyer.
>>19645789No its better.
andrade needs to lead a splinter faction with big hech and el clon
>>19645799It was Beast Mortos
>>19645770Yes dude, that's their entire shtick. It's also always that bald son of a bitch riffing their matches.
Erm... late-stage WCW much?
WWE's contracts ain't worth shit if some Mexican lawyer can nullify them
HE'S BACK!!!......again......maybe he'll come back in 2 months
ENTER
Why does Don callis have so much control over Tony?
>>19645770>>19645804hey look its the 2 Worked Bitches faction
Somehow Andrade will end up in the Royale Rumble
>>19645803Based big brain Mortos
Tony Khan is cool enough, I guess. I actually met Tony at an indie show, he was there to cheer on Kyle Fletcher. Truly is a nice dude, we talked for few minutes. Then I shook his hand goodbye and whispered in his ear,>"I'm an E-God, bitch."Tony's brown face turned white as a ghost. He knows exactly who we are. And then he turned to scurry away so I slapped him so hard my hand went numb. Broke his glasses too, that's why he wears the new ones.His butt buddy Orange Julius was there too, looked like he was about to do something, so I just pointed at him and said,>"No."Then I slapped Tony again and walked away laughing. People were screaming " all security!", but Tony stopped them,>"Please don't, he's an E-God. They're too powerful."
>>19645823post the gens
>1. Andrade was released for cause from WWE in September. He was bound to a 90 day non-compete as a condition of his early release the terms of which are likely explicitly spelled out in the contract.>2. Andrade violates the 90 Day Non-Compete by appearing on Dynamite a week or two into the 90 days.>3. WWE contacts AEW legal with a cease and desist of some variety, citing the 90 Day Non-Compete.>4. In that 90 Day Clause it's likely that a consequence of violating the 90 day Non-Compete could include a variety of different results, among them being a 1 year extended non-compete. A fact that gets leaked by "someone" to Dave Meltzer and the dirt sheets.>5. The Dead Fed ultimately does not pursue further action allowing Andrade to sit out the existing 90 Day Clause provided he does not appear again on television.
Ex-wwe viewer here. Are all aew shows this boring?
>>19645823hey why did you post this >>19645732>>19645732You demented sick cunt
>>19645823slopdown got cancelled
Who's getting planted on that table
Putting Renee's meaty arms to work tonight
>>19645818just make it a tornado tag match... yes i sperg out if people tag when not holding the rope
my finna kween ...
O L D A N D H A G G A R DLDANDHAGGARD
>>19645835Thats U Janel
Indie darling Brygart Steez just burned his bridges with gayWWEWill Tony sign him?
>>19645836renee good
>>19645833If there's too much wrestling for you change the channel to TLC
LIGHTS FUCKED
Willow is made for missionary position, fingers interlocked, me on the bottom
Wtf happened to the lights?
I’m in love with Harley Cameron
What happened to the lights?Sloppy shop
An interference is gonna happen isn't it?
>>19645842YUMMY WUMMY *clapclap clapclapclap*
>>19645844TONYCONTRACT NOW....also>threesome with harley and willow
HARLEY TITTIES
>>19645848many are saying this (except there's two of us at the bottom)
HARLEY O_O
oh my god harley in that dress
HAHAHA I JUST CUT LIGHTSIM AT SHOW I WORK AT ARENATONY KHAN JUST POOPD EVERY WHERE IT SMEELLS SO FCKING BADHAHAHAAH!!!!! Fuck YOUUUUU GAYEW!!!
>>19645802You've always sucked Konnan.>>19645799The fed just tried big leaguing like they always do in the courts and failed. In no world is a year long non compete where they stop paying you after three months and you are not allowed to work anywhere enforcible. Slavery and endentured servitude has been illegal for a long time.
Good LORD Harley.holy Fuuuuck
This show needs to pick up. I fear we're going to lose to nxt again
Who's the chick with the tits?
HARLEY OWES ME SEX!!
i want to get man handled by stat and willow
Harley
Man, Harley is really flaunting dem tatas
>>19645870Renee Moxley
Please PLEASE cream Harley
I like that Harley only shows tits on tvHer socials are boring so you gotta watch to goon to her
Willow probably second best on the mic behind Toni
>>19645869Chicks on nxt are way hotter
>EAT THE CAKE chantsBASED
Proof im at the arena and just cut the lightsThey have the spotlight on as damage control
>TRY O-ZEM-PIC>TRY O-ZEM-PIC
Based slampig negress
What’s up with the ring lights?
I need to impregnate Willow for shoot
C E O
C E OC E OC E O
Oh no, anti dimes is here, I was hoping for one of the other women
GAWDDAMNMONE
>>19645870>he doesn't know HarleyFuck outta here
>no beltsKek what happened to all those indie titles she was "elevating"
>>19645886lmfao what a shit show
ring is full of pure sex right nowi cant take much more bros
>>19645889I clipped the cord >;)>>19645886Watch WWE
why is she coping newday/ chelsea green?
>HAHAHA I JUST CUT LIGHTS>IM AT SHOW I WORK AT ARENA>TONY KHAN JUST POOPD EVERY WHERE IT SMEELLS SO FCKING BAD>HAHAHAAH!!!!! Fuck YOUUUUU GAYEW!!!
>>19645899She finally decided to put people over
>>19645887They weren't saying that.
>CanompanyWhat did she mean by this?
>>19645898Okay bye fag
I wish I could hug and cheer up mercedes :(
will hangma'am shoot on ICE tonight?
What a shitshow... so fucking embarassing
>I'm crying I'm acting look at my acting face I was in Star Wars
Willow is going over me 2bh, she's so comfy :D
>CakedCaramel nalgas bros...
ON THE CAKE
I love my horsewife
>No cake on Harley’s titsONE FUCKING JOB
KWAB
I might watch AEW more often if Harley Cameron is always on here
this is fucking kino
>gang of babyfaces bullying a heelThis is stupid but atleast there's titties and somebody got slimed.
OMG Harley's tits are insane bro lol
Hilarious segment
okay that was a good cake bump ngl
>>19645931She shows up pretty much weekly
Tony Khan... is a weird fucking guy. Books women to be humiliated and violenced against. Also dressed up and self inserts as a serial killer
Harley had no shame exiting that ring
Why did Mercedes Hogan agree to this? They're totally burying her
vince would approve
Who is this unc
DUDE TITS MAN I FREAKIN LOVE TITS EVEN THO IVE NEVER SEEN THEM IRL IN MY INCEL LIFE DUDE TITS LMAO
aew needs to work with playboy and make harley the first cover girl
I need to ejaculate on these chesticles
this guy is a fucking mark
>HAHAHA I JUST CUT LIGHTS>IM AT SHOW I WORK AT ARENAThis is single digit IQ posting
Harley was fucking scorchingWillow was adorableMone was sexKris was thereGood segment for the Hetros.
>>19645945Harley would want to play with a weiner. Definitely a Penthouse girl
>mercedes rubbing her cake covered face all over harleys tits
Do you think Mark Briscoe would let me work on his farm if I sent him a job application? I know how to use heavy machinery and have been around shit that's smelled worse than chickens.
Why this nigga outside of a barn
OMG... ARE THOSE HECKIN BOOBIES?!?!?
This is horrific, who let crackhead joe hold a belt
>>19645947I need to see cake smeared all over them
>EVEN THO IVE NEVER SEEN THEM IRL IN MY INCEL LIFE DUDE TITS LMAO
>>19645944Go be a queer or faggot somewhere else.
I almost forgot Briscoe was the champ, Tony really let this man rot at home for a month after winning
>>19645951>Kris was thereAnd she didn't have to talk. Way to play to her strengths.
Planting chickens with Mark Briscoe
good stuff
Hey OP We need a new threadThanks
>>19645966Bye, see ya never
>>19645959Probably not.Farmers are fine with their mexislaves right now.
>>19645947She would totally encourage you to as well
SEXLA
SEX WITH THEK
isn't maximum carnage a spider man thing? isn't tbs the dc company?
What the fuck?Kekkla speaks English?
Going from the big guns down to the itty bitty titty committee.
Thekla owes me a pegging
why does she sound like that?
Tekla's titties lookin NICE
That match looks like a wreck on paper.
Damn these three are hot asf
that felt like the beginning of a porno
i guess i shouldnt be surprised drones are lashing out with rage over giant beautiful tits but well, you know
spooky bitches are so hot brehs, in fishnets ideally
>>19645951eagle eyed viewers noticed kris was braless and had pokies
Thekla is dimes but the 2 other shitters in the back can't wrestle.
>Thekla the foreigner promos better than the 2 American thotsGrim.
Imagine how slippery and grippy Sammy's little shithole is
No Dragon Ball anime intro for Sammy
Spanish God bros we are so fucking /back/
>>19645991Who were the two on the outside idc about middle
how is the foreigner the best promo out of those 3
>>19645986She's Australian
Julia Hart is hot
since the dawn of AEW and absolute crickets
>>19645993yeah..we never seen giant beautiful tits
>Sammy went from pillar of the company to tune up match for a dude that can't speak EnglishKwab
So...did they intentionally shoot that last segment that way or did they fuck up and not figure it wasn't worth turning the lights back on?
didn't Sammy say he was retiring a few weeks ago?
Sammybros... we got this!
australia-hungary empire was based
how do we send sammy to nxtranny where he belongs?
Why are the lights out?
hmm i wonder if the guy going into a title match will lose the week before
>>19646014titmogged by harley, also not nearly exposed enough. shame about the whole pg thing, huh?
I am saddened to report that Sammy Guevarra is no longer a pillar
>>19646012Lucky buddy.
NEW THREAD>>19646028>>19646028>>19646028>>19646028>>19646028>>19646028
>>19646022he isn't the right color for shawn
>>19645973Mortos sees this every time he comes home
>>19646022he needs to be with grayson waller
>>19645922you talk like a fag
>>19646031So much jiggle
>>19646008Skye and Julia have a combined IQ of 49
>>19646019Easy win
>>19646053Me recording
Choppa time
Jr is going to be dead tomorrow after all this commentary
>You still SuckSammybros...
Max is going to take Bandito's ring