ROAD TO MANIA EDITION!!!The Royal Rumble has come and gone, and Lyra was welcomed with a massive pop. Quite surprising given the audience, but a welcome surprise nonetheless! Lyra and Bayley were unfortunately eliminated by the Bella Twins, but had an otherwise decent showing. With the Rumble over, we are now entering Mania season! What's in store for /ourbirb/? Let's keep watching to find out!Previous: >>19769278WWE Unreal Season 2 is out on Netflix now and features a lot of Lyra! Go watch it!Lyra and Bayley come to a realization backstage: https://files.catbox.moe/40jp47.mp4Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t Celebratory Tyra reunion edit: https://files.catbox.moe/4cqbxb.mp4Socials:https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/https://www.instagram.com/real_valkyria/
Lyra on her way to Adam Pearce's office to talk about Wrestlemania:
>>19826963goofy ass birdi love her
Hello
So what's Lyra's path to Mania?
>>19827200tag team match, playa
>>19827393Meh
>>19827393Idk I think they're going with the Bellas on this one
>>19827200None sadly.
aoife
>>19828140Wonderful picture of two lovely ladies
LMAOhttps://x.com/Real_Valkyria/status/2018747468591292775
https://x.com/maddiemania_/status/2018756449292218745People are finding gems from lyras old tweets.
>>19828448Oof instant backstage heat with Nattie?
>>19828236Obligatory
Well. https://x.com/NatbyNature/status/2018768432297054622
>>19828727Uh oh
https://x.com/JulianWks/status/2018788495201067466
https://x.com/thebellasfave/status/2018760008205271103
>>19828961Kek are people only now combing through her old tweets
>>19829097KEKhttps://x.com/FATALATTRACTl0N/status/2018103187626934394
I don't know if I like everybody finding out about Lyra's old tweets. Felt like that was special /birb/ knowledge.
>>19829281I mean I’m fine with it because people are gonna love her more.
https://x.com/baysctrl/status/2018798593377992888
Well birblords... I ended up back in the hospital. I was so stoked that I didn't die of a fent overdose that I went out on the town and did some drinking, made it over to my buddy's place in the other trailer park and we lit off some fireworks which turned out to be a HUGE mistake on my part. I was trying to be like Steve-O and launch a bottle rocket out of my asshole. It was a terrible idea Birbgang because now I have 2nd degree hurns on my gooch and the bottom of my ball sack. Shit fucking hurts and I can't get pain killers because I almost OD'd.
>>19829504Hey. It’s not your fault.
>>19829504Damn, sitting down must fucking hurt. Godspeed to you, anon.
>>19829702Based.
https://x.com/NotLikeIyo/status/2018833811262369996
>>19830744>all these new commentsKek her notis are getting raided by birb archeologists trying to unearth deepest birb lore
>>19830744Kek
Lyra fan cosplays as her
>>19831041Kek, what an accomplished player with millions of admirers!
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/status/842528140660477952
https://x.com/JudgementDayEra/status/2018871923573420164
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/status/813086787300106240
>>19831041His smile and optimism? Gone.What can restore it? Birb world title
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/status/366681613146406912
Thank you Chelsea!https://x.com/ImChelseaGreen/status/2018831812919967937
>https://x.com/i/status/2018760575216418967THIS GUY STOLE MY MEME AND DID IT WORSE! And she reposted it! This is high on potenuse all over again!
>>19832230It’s not your fault
Mr. Birb looks like that?
>>19832252Well he’s got the Anglo teeth
>>19832230Lyra should do an AMA here on /birb/. We're her biggest fans.
>>19832252What is he doing together with AJ?
>>19832283I'm guessing this was when AJ wrestled in NOAH.
https://x.com/CringeIWCTakes/status/2018870328274137178
>>19832308Twitter's making all of our memes like a year late
>>19829519It's literally his fault and he needs to stop being a loser and get his shit together.
Birbe
Good day for bird
https://x.com/aaroncantmosh/status/2018884582540710054
Aaaand there’s lyras next feud. Grim. https://x.com/maddiemania_/status/2019035222952870172
>>19833620she would have fit in on /woo/
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/status/468177200462970880
https://x.com/HeartBreakCorb/status/2018954598816325634
>>19833708If they ever bring back the mixed match challenge...
>>19833939dimes
https://x.com/HaangEmHiigh/status/2019088900367540546
I'm thinking that Lyramania is running wild
>>19834109words to live by
Kekhttps://x.com/Real_Valkyria/status/2019114748617585101
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/status/470513599019245568
>>19834537Lmao she's such a gem
Well. https://x.com/wrestlescripts/status/2019123346445840655
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/status/478706551172366337
>>19834888I like this idea. That show needs more women badly, and since it's the three hour workrate show, we're sure to get some bangers out of it.
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/status/452863996279136256
>>19834948She's so fucking cute bros
She’s getting too popular. https://x.com/SethJoseph95/status/2019109668178546892
>>19835019I feel like the indie band I like had a big hit and now everybody knows about them.
>>19835031All this just because she’s a nerd. And people wanted her to change.
Weird cm punk fans are trying to do the weird mommy daddy thing to Lyra like they did to Roxanne. Yuck. Get pedo vibes from these people
>>19835299Eh. It’s not Roxanne and Cora tier.
>>19835299Lyra's not like thatRoxy might not be like thatCora definitely is like that
>>19835299Lyra is shoot not like that
>https://x.com/i/status/2019088900367540546THEY FOUND THE MATH TWEET!
She hates education. https://x.com/Chanceno_rapper/status/2019109132863959401
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/status/473937868390277120
NOOOO DONThttps://x.com/cashvsthewrldd/status/2019115263501955394
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/status/460366795137114112
>>19836301she really is such an adorable loser (affectionately)
PROUD PUNKERhttps://x.com/Real_Valkyria/status/473258758660182017
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/status/763474067252977665
>>19837102oh hell no
>>19837102She is a cute dork, but that is heresy.
https://x.com/AlmotsGraps/status/2019049649416307174
Kek people noticed that Solo tweeted about maths at the same time she did
>>19826950birb
>>19837828huge pop!!
>>19838375Me on the left
>>19838375Two cuties
>>19834208Her feet need to run wild all over my balls
>>19838375Gums
Math(s)
How is he coping with Lyra becoming more beloved every day?
>>19839689I knew that Lyra haters were maladjusted vandalists, KWAB!
>>19840140J Giles Band Centerfold moment
Cornette and Brian Last were going over WWE's women's division during their review of the women's royal rumble match and they both agreed that Lyra is not a star and will never be a main eventer, but they slurped up and praised Roxanne Perez who is CM Punk-adjacent.
>>19840203They'll probably still be saying that well into her third world championship reign.
I don't listen to him so I really couldn't care less about his opinion
>>19840203Cornette is a cuckold who jerks off to ftr so who cares.
>>19840360kek cooked that cuck
>>19840374I kind of forgot that Lyra was in NXT at the same time as Lola. They feel like different eras, even though I do remember Lola cashing in her breakout tournament contract on Roxanne and Lyra's match. Just felt surprising to see them together in this webm.
It may not be in my best interest to let people know about this, but if anyone is interested, there's an auction on WWE Shop right now for the feathers that Lyra wore to the ring the night she beat Dakota Kai to become the first Women's International Champion.
>>1984040390…
>>19840645$95 now
>>19840403HOW MUCH FOR RING WORN PANTIES?
>>19840681Thrown away after being soaked with piss sadly
They have cool things up for auction sometimes. I'll skip this one, but it would be cool to own.
>>19840403I wish this had been literally any other month. Fuuuuuuu. All the best to the anon who manages to get it
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/status/452140341484060673
>>19840403Correction: This isn't from when she became the champion, it's from the next time she wrestled Dakota Kai, on February 24, 2025. Still ringworn Lyra feathers.
>>19840970Birb has powers
>>19841368Very cute.
>>19841368Mommy Debs
Birb?!
>>19842721HIYAH
>>19842765Cartoon ahhh dynamic
The LA Knight of the women's division. She's being punished for no reason. Even embarrassed the same way on UnReal like Knight.
>>19843215Nah I think Knight is specifically targeted by triple H. Lyra is just being treated badly because they just want to give bayley something to do before she inevitably feuds with damage control one last time. Or joins them.
Heard that her feathers are good luck. Would like one for my hat.
>>19842721Roxy be like>CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING
Aunt and niece need the tag belts!
>>19843520any day now
>>19843891She's a star
>>19843891kek what a beloved player
>>19844184Btw is the Asian dude someone of significance of just a random guy?
>https://x.com/Saraya/status/2019653662386344170Paige responds.
>>19844184Love Lyra in this outfit
https://x.com/Saraya/status/2019653662386344170
>>19844726Oh nm you posted it >>19844618
Cute sweater
>>19844655Disgusting Irish hog on the right
>>19844901Turn on your right monitor, Hogwheels
>>19845151milk truck arrive
>>19845607Cinema.
I need more Lyra content bros
>>19845950Same
>>19845950Many are saying this -___-
Does the bird get swamp ass?>t. Swamp ass anon
>>19846033Good question
>>19845950I would not be surprised if Lyra vs Giulia was a WrestleMania match.
>>19846077The match itself would be kinda fire
>https://x.com/i/status/2019884567759388811She posted it
>>19846557Based
/birb/ may have gotten the early worm on that meme, but another birbchad had the same idea and that one found its way to Lyra and made her kek enough to post it. Meme magic really is real!
>>19846612we're the unsung heroes but we shall overcome
>>19846631Yup
>>19847353Stars
Damn it bros. Somebody else really wants those feathers.
>>19848104Jesus
>>19848141I might have to drop out at this point. I had previously set my max bid at $150. I had convinced myself I could probably stretch to $180 if I had to. I really do want them but I don't know if I want to go any higher.
>>19848104>over 100 dollars for chinese plastic feathers that were in the same proximity as LyraJesus
Lyra Valkyria is cute and I would have sex with her.
>>19848243That's the price you pay for the plumage of a goddess
Giulia is the Asian version of Lyra unfortunately. Booking wise.
>>19848797??
tatumbunny
>>19849468Kek
Just poppin in to say even tho she’s not on TV lately I still want this doughy bitch to get released
>>19828140Also this spot is fucking stupid and shame about the hair
Damn, Hoggers is seething about Lyra again
>>19849550Is he??
John Cusack
>>19849940Who?
>>19849468It DO be like that
>>19849563See the 2 posts above that one
>>19849531>>19849540This is me I live in Michigan and Lyra is irredeemable caca>>19849550>>19851470Retards
>>19851592Hoggers pls
>>19851592just stfu hoggers
>>19850559Huh
Lyra.
Raheem
>>19852154She met that fella once, back then he used to go by another name
>>19852548>kill me, Aoife
>>19853170:(
https://x.com/CenationCity/status/2020158108828332047
>>19853382I still think that Iyo may have done a little trolling and unclipped her top
https://x.com/sbevetakeover/status/2020263555258544557
>>19854261What's her issue with kneepads?
it's a cute look, like her boots are smaller than everybody else's
>>19854790It honestly puts the focus on her thighs. Galaxy brain move
https://x.com/Palletlover/status/1923034472900878569/photo/2
>>19855690something something peepfag
>>19855746Kek
g'night
>>19856155Bye bye
>>19856155Sleep well, fellow Birbamaniac
Birb
>>19856744>>19856975cutie
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/status/2020483897423741000
>>19857373:(
>>19857373TRIBAL CHIEF
https://x.com/MohaValkyria/status/2020269160836788239
Uh ohhttps://x.com/itsBayleyWWE/status/2020557975497159100
>>19858131Oh my!
>>19858180'kyria
>>19858798:(
>>19859051Abuser trying to isolate Tatum :(
https://x.com/emilyswwe/status/2020634238442406358Weird
>>19860004huh
>>19858798haha what if they had really done a lesbian love triangle angle though haha
>>19860565Canon to the manga btw
>>19860565RIP Miura
>Let me tell you something, brother! Welcome to heaven!
borb
I want Lyra in the Elimination Chamber.
>>19861812Yes
No Lyra tonight I think
>>19862037Rip
>>19861812Same.
>>19863304Yum.
She looks like that Jew lady from NCIS
She looks beautiful
>>19863560>birb will never seduce you in a cabaret club before planting an exploding pager on your testicles for a mossadfeelsbadman
Welp.
>>19864177Ah, fuck. I guess I can cope that Rhea being tag champ means she'll be busy at Mania so she won't need to be in Elim Chamber.
>>19864197Maybe Nia or lash prevents her winning?
>>19864197I mean to be fair, they have defense again Nia and Lash on Friday. There's room for an interference spot here.I wouldn't put her chances at winning better than 20%, but it's not a completely foregone conclusion.
>>19864177>>19864209Yeah a Lyra win is possible. Either way I think I'm going to really like the match.
>>19864251Lyra and Ivy gonna carry hard. Rheas been kinda sloppy these past few weeks.
It's gone up bros. Lyra's fans are dedicated.
>>19864306FOR FEATHERS
>>19864306...did he do it? >>19863551
https://x.com/itsBayleyWWE/status/2021003652673024418
I'm so glad Graves is back. He is my favorite commentator because he shoots the shit every time.
LYRA IS UP
Quick thinking from Lyra to find a different way to get in Rhea's shoulders instead of trying the exact same way again.
Man. It’s hard to beat Rhea.
>>19865307still a good showing honestly, I just don't get what Rhea gains out of being in the Chamber match when she has the tag titles already>>19865297I missed that! will have to rewatch it later
>someone jumping in during the last 10 minutesAm I seriously about to get into a bidding war over some fucking feathers to pop the board?You bet your ass I am.
>>19865518THIS IS AWESOME
>>19865518All the real bids come in at the last minute. Just gotta overbid sometimes if you really want it.
https://x.com/zelina_deol/status/2020950692962463884/photo/1
>>19865518FUCKING BASEDThe auction extends by five minutes for each bid placed in the last few minutes, so it will truly be a battle of wills.
SOLD! Did you get it birb bro?
>>19865598Oh shit, showed as sold for me for a second, but still going! You can do it birbfren!
HO LEE SHITHO LEE SHITHO LEE SHIT
1. LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FAGGOT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!2. Hopefully Lyra gets a cut of it.
DO I HEAR $265?
>>19865741Holy fuck!
I'm trying bros...
>>19865815You're a kingAmericans missed a segment apparently
>>19865792>$300 for 8 feathersI knew phoenix feathers didn't come cheap but holy fuck
>>19865844If you die while carrying a Lyra feather, you'll be revived.
LYRASTATEUNIVERSITY
Did you obtain the feathers for the low price of $302.27?
>>19865867>>19865911
>>19865940YOU DID IT
>>19865940Fucking based!!!!!!!
>>19865867>>19865940HOLY SHITHOLY SHITHOLY SHIT
>>19865940I can't believe you didn't end it with a .92
>>19865940I fucking kneel.
>>19866006>he picked .27 because that might be the year of the BIRB
>>19866064M:..maybe 28
>>19866006So funnily enough my first bid was for 192.00 but I guess whoever had the original bid when I jumped in had a higher max than that. After that I went to 205 and that sat until the final 10 minutes. Then after all this shit happened I set it to 300, someone beat it with 302.27. After that I just threw down a minimum and that finally got the job.Had an absolute drop dead price of 350, glad it didn't get to that point.
>>19866147I'm just glad those feathers ended up in the hands of /birb/, and I look forward to seeing the pictures when you get them.
>all her stuff sells out or sells for hundreds of dollars in auction >still getting giga buried LA Bird YEAH!
>Look at this lovely bird, Every time I do, it makes me smile
she looked so tasty tonight and she always does her bestpost your best Lyras
>>19826950
>She knows
Someone post the pic of the outfit she wore against Dakota
>>19866241
Lyra's Bizarre Birbventure continues here:>>19866262>>19866262>>19866262>>19866262
