>SmackDown Intro:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqveO__zwkUCard: on the pic>Last Week's Top 10 Moments:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaoNCBg0W3U>SmackDown Throwback match:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J2U6jmosVE
>>19883252
>3 womemes "matches"skip
>>19883252unfathomably grim card
>>19883252finner
>SyFyNO MILLY
No more qualifying matches. No more tournaments.
>>19883257no milly is coming
I’m her for buddy’s wife
>>19883565*HEREGOOD MORNING SIR. TO ME.
>>19883252https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6gof50JK7g
In for the Codeman, wtf is going to happen in the qualifying match?Also, where's Melo?
>>19883583take me back
>>19883252>top leftEZ miss me with that>top midNo thanks>top rightLol>bot rightLmfao>bot leftBig meh. Fast forward to chamber PPV match please.
They announced Punk vs Reigns as the main event of Wrestlemania Night 2 and it did nothing to move ticketsWWE now having hourly emergency meetings
>>19883890contrary to popular belief inside the WWE bubble, Roman nor Punk are mainstream names like a Cena, Stone Cold, or Brock Lesnar so they aren't going to do much to get normies/casuals to tune in or attend. Vince would have booked Roman vs Brock this year, and Roman vs Rock next year in Saudi. Both Rock and Brock are good enough to bring in casuals. It's not too late to put the belt on Brock before Wrestlemania though
>>19883252It’s no accident that Smackdown has a weak Latina/kween roster and it only gets half of Raw’s viewership. They need to get their honey game up
>>19883252Are they still gonna carry on the charade of Liv picking Jade and make her be there?
So is Jordynne actually going to shoot kill the negress when she keeps botching?
>>19883931Couldn't possibly have anything due to the cost of tickets.I just looked them up, and just got one night, you're looking at over 12 grand for ringside, and that's not even the front row. Nosebleeds are like 300.
>>19883252>sami shitgrin fucking wins eugh
What did tiffy mean by this?https://files.catbox.moe/ejyq1w.mp4
>>19883252Looks like a kino show, as is typical for a Friday night.
>>19884183If the matches being advertised for WM were good, people wouldn't mind the exorbitant prices
>>19884307There's a single match advertised
Decent Smackdown
I’m working another 14 hours today. Might be the whole week again. Gonna DoorDash. Was thinking Taco Bell but McDonald’s has a good free10 piece nugget deal.
>>19884449>sar jade cargill very bootyful womanBitch has arms bigger than most of the men, LA is jacked on gear and Mr Jade is not that much smaller and 'female'
>>19884483Nah, Cargrill is def a female.
>>19884240Bury the Torment Tessitore is the new Hide the Pain Harold.
>>19884555disappointing
Kit Wilson
>>19883252rhiyo graps? we are seated.
>>19884929trim ya nails tranny
>>19884929God you really are a twitterfag. No wonder we have so many of those threads spammed.
5 words were all it took to make him cry
>>19884929There are two slightly above average looking women here, unfortunately dressed in retard’s clothing. Women these days have poor fashion sense.
>>19884929>we are seated >grapsGOOD MORNING TYRONE.
>>19884566no that's the face of a man who just received a blowjob and is really appreciative of it
>>19884346we're far enough along that the matches are beginning to become evident. and the people that go to mania are smarks, they're not just casuals that were walking by the arena and happened to see a show was on and decided to spend $800 on a ticket, so they stay on top of what matches are likely to pan out. and none of them are especially compelling.
>>19884990So what’s the card then smartypants?
>>19884183>Check this out
Amazon position with Jade.
>>19885114Death by snu snu
>>19885029>brock vs knight (apparently)>carmelo hayes vs kit wilson (US)>becky vs AJ rematch (women's IC)>seth vs bron (both will be back in time)>tiffany vs jade (women's WWE)>stephanie vs liv (WWC)>el grande americano vs el grande americano - mask vs mask>drew vs cody vs fatu (WWE)>rhea vs iyo>ladder match for the women's US>MFTs vs wyatts rematch (WWE tag)>TLC match for the women's tag with all the other teams (bellas go in as champs)>lucha bros vs usos (world tag)>oba femi vs sami zayn vs randy orton>finn vs dom (IC)>the vision vs the mexicans>gunther vs the miz (miz's retirement match)>roman vs punk (WHC)this shit is so easy
>>19885267Lmao miz ain't retiring bro he's in his prime
>>19884925He's not wrong about the toxic masculinity of the Saiyans...
>>19885267>wasting the Grande Americano feud on an American crowd that doesn’t give a shitWhat a waste
JCW gamethread is more over than SmackDown gamethread>>19880445
>main event night 4 of a buy 1 get 1 free extravaganza It's crazy how much shit backfired on Punk. I like to call it, the Daffney curse
>>19885267I can see why they are behind on ticket sales
>>19883583Shane hitting people with a chair while flying across the ring always popped me
>>19885524>6 people on the poster>2 non-wrestlers>2 part timers>All over 40Talk about an anti-dimes era
>>19885524the people who already bought them get a reimbursement right?
>>19885524They're desperate, no one wants to watch that shit and they even geo banned Vegas from the PPVWhat a bunch of greedy mofos
>>19883252I'm sorry bro but they need to get the belt off Jade tonight. She hasn't improved on the mic or in the ring since signing with WWE. She's all looks and zero talent. She's basically doing the same schtick she was doing in AEW. 100 days as champion with only 1 defense means they have absolutely no faith in her. Rip off the band-aid.
>>19885731jade sucks balls but she's over and jordynne isn't. it would be a mistake to crown her.
>>19883252https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbp1r-QqAzY
I've been looking at the cards for the last couple of weeks to see if I should bother for this year's WM and each week seems worse than the previous one, how?
>>19884925Is this effay
>>19884925I demand Fallon Henley Android
>>19885843kek she do be havin a large forehead (we still love her THOUGH)
>>19885795The percentage of wrestling fans who can afford pricey WrestleMania tickets, round-trip airfare, and a two-night hotel stay in Vegas is probably something like 0.04%. They can switch around the card but it's still won't be enough in my opinion. You would need someone like Stone Cold to come back to move tickets again.
>>19883252Rhiyo wins because daddy Paul says so.Trick wins and Fenix gets one step closer to AAA.Jade wins lol what do you expect.Sami got buried in his own desert, Cody wins this despite Drew interfering so Jacob can get in the Chamber, eliminate Cody and set up their Mania match.Alexa wins, probably ends up shoot fucked up due to ungodly amounts of botching and puro hard style shittery.That's it, that's the entire show, you don't need to suffer through 180 fucking minutes of it now, you're welcome.
>>19884934>>19884951>>19884141>>19883262
>>19886172>look mom I posted a troll
>>19886205>look mom im having my 4chan friends raid an aew discord again suspiciously at the exact time our shit board is in a gamethread for WWEso transparent
this the road to Wrestlemania? grim as hell
>>19883252OOL, why are they on Syfy this week?
>>19886257usa cancelled smackdown
>>19886238umnobody mentioned aew are you ok?
>>19886257Winter Olympics
Early wheels seethe?Show isn't even on yet
>>19886406P-P-POOR LITTLE WHITE BOY
>>19886400He didn't take his meds this morning
>>19886394ITS POWERAPARTMENT HOBBES
>>19886407>>19886394Wrong pic -_-‘
was the show canceled? The jewlympics are USA
Slopdown starting
WOAH OHH OH NEVER GIVING UP
>>19886394>debut in the Rumble>don't show up on any of the shows the next two weeks >they don't run any vignettes or anything to explain his lack of appearances >but he's also gonna be on Stephanie's podcast any week now despite disappearing from the product weird situation
GLASSES RHODES LOOKING LIKE A RACIST
tjpw waiting room
Cody is starting to look old as fuck.
>>19886419It's on syfy they said it like 67 times
Women’s chamber qualifier should be a bra and panties match
Still no pop for Ghoulia.
What network is this episode on? It's all Olympics on my end
It's tranny time
>>19886443Syfy
Raheem
TIFFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>19886437this nigga turning into pepe
This dude in the back is wearing an Austin Theory shirt lol
Women are allowed to go to shows
kudos to WWE for hiring so many mtf transexual wrestlers
>starting with a pissbreakSigh
Tiffy Time to boost the ratings!
I guess it really was cancelled because I only see Olypics
Five woman
I asked you guys about my ear the other day, it still really hurts really bad, I have a docs appt tomorrow but...WTF is this shit in my ear? Seriously..
>>19886469Kek
why the fuck is tiffany starting a show
Can’t blame kaiser leaving this ugly no ass bitch
>>19886449Fuck me. Cable provider stopped providing syfy like 4 months ago. Thanks anyways.
>more tranniesGrim, even by slopdown standards
Lash choco milkies
>>19886474I wonder if he got with Iyo. Would be a based couple.
Nia is way too thin, eat something bitch
Why are you goofballs still trying to watch this show legally if you hate it so much? Just fucking pirate it.
>>198864751max dot top
No milly this week, i can feel it.
>>19886468>OlypicsIt's on SyFy, saar>>19886469Kek. Why do they struggle so much to differentiate between "women" and "woman" across both WWE and AEW? At least she got the championship name correct, I guess.
>>19886471infection bud. how bad does it hurt
all women feuds all the same when you notice this you can't unsee it
Mia’s forehead has tripled in size.
>>19886471Bro that's like lice eggs or something
Tiffy looks like a mix between Milania and Ivanka Trump lol
RAW also had a fucking terrible womeme promo to start the showWhy are they trying to drive away viewers?
Do we really need this shit to lead into a tag title match?
Iyo!!!
HOLY FUCK RHIYO
I speak for everyone when I say Rhea should get pregnant and take a break.
IYO :D
I have serious Rhiyo fatigue
>>19886486It hurts really fucking bad, throbbing >>19886490Please dont scare me like that. I have an appointment 20 hours from now...
>TIFFANY BACK FOR 1 WEEK>ALREADY FEUDING WITH NIA AGAIN
>Iyo doesn't get an intro anymoreIt's finally over.
>>19886497Vince's insiders are preparing the grounds for when he announces his new wrestling company later this year
Rheas jannetty!! :D
>Mami, Can Mexican Candy Corn be on top?What the fuck did he mean by this?
Go RHIYO!
>>19886491She would probably like that comment, I'm pretty sure she is MAGA
Already yawning. Gonna be a long night.
Look at Nia's tits
>IYO!!!! :D
What is "Mania Club" and why do I see these signs at literally every single WWE show?
Can they stop kicking off the show with femoids? Jesus fuck.
>>19886506>It hurts really fucking bad, throbbingyeah i had the same shit, not fun
Rhiyo is a way better all around tag team than bliss and flair
LETS GO RHEA
>>19886519Oh hell no fucking dropped
MASSIVE "IYO SKY" CHANTS
>>19886526What a Chad
>Valentine’s Day gearJust a big bitch lookin for love
Lmao they have to go 1mph for Nia
TRANNY OF THE SKY
Massive “Rhea is carrying the fatty” chants.
>>19886519She looks like hogans daughter
>>19886497It's bizarre. there must be some metric that justifies it but I cant think what that would be.
Nia needs to eat more
IYO's milky white thighs
lyrajeets already seething jej
>>19886527another shite podcast probably
It's amzing how skinny Nia is compared to the average Usasian
Just had a wank to chika so shan't be watching
>womennah another skip ez
>WE WANT MAMIi watch for sheyou watch for sheWe all watch for she
>>19886562>one less bong to worry about.Good.
For me it’s Rhea, Lash and NiaAfterwards Iyo can wash my exhausted body
Nia is going to botch and hurt rhea to be kicked out of the company
>Joe cumming in his britches watching that stink face
>match with Rhea and Nia>no stinkface spotLame company
>>19886506Had one when I was a kid. The medicine they give you taste really good.
Female wrestling is just as good as Male wrestling, chuddies.
>>19886533She liked a Trump post on Instagram or some other MAGA account, I can't find it right now but I remember it a while ago>>19886545Kek
Nia stink faced iyo
>>19886584It certainly can be.
>>19886562You watching tjpw later though?
Every Rhea/Iyo match is Iyo wrestling the whole match and Rhea coming in at the end for the hot tag
>>19886584MMMMMMMMMMMMMMdon't want to mess with him
Saw that video about hand placement for tags earlier today and this match has been confirming it.
this match is good
>>19886584Only if there are asians, mexicans, and a few blondes in the game
Kek at the ddt
Anyone who suggested that Rhea do lucha shit should be hanged
>>19886589>Real women aren't allowed to do stink face anymore >An obese tranny isFuck this gay company
Nia just had her nose crushed.
Rhea working the lucha style
THIS IS AWESOME
Iyo looks like she got a fat puussy
Rhea doing some flippy shit tonight
>>19886592I'll watch it tomorrow morning
>no contestFor what fucking reason?
>>19886611Payback for Kairi.
God I love Nia Snax I want her to sit on my face
Lash looking hot
What the fuck?
>dq finishbut why
>show starts out with 5 baddies>closet homos cry about itGood show so far
I'm sorry but this cunt is fucking vile. Why wont HHH tell her to put some more weight on?
HOLY SHIT
Need Nia to bounce on my dick and balls
>keeping Nia and lash protectedwtf are we doing
niasault
HARDCORE LEGEND MASAMI ODATE
>>198866351/10 bait.Try again later.
>>19886634to extend the damn storyline
jesus that was all tailbone for nia
NIA SNAXX HAS DIED
Nia is awesome I would marry that bitch
Guys I’m in love with Lash Legend. Think she’ll be my valentine?
Iyo coulda broke her leg with that
>>19886651HER HOLE
>>19886646realistically lash and nia should be the women closest to be able to actually challenge rhiyo, you need to keep them strong
Gotta get that slim Jim ad placement in
Loving this ring gear for Nia. Nice fat pum pum.
this show has already started better than raw
Cathy’s Kellys
in kayfabe why ref threw the match?
Raheem on my TV
>>19886654Jesus Cody, you are married!
>>19886662This
Bros, how large are Lash's areolas?
My wife carried the match again
BREAKING FUCKING NEWSJONAH HILL JUST WON AGAINST THAT FRENCH CUNT/TV/ IS GOING WILD JONAHBROS WE ARE FINALLY FREE
>>19886669Double count out.
>>19886673big but not too big if that makes any sensethey're a good size for her large bust
>>19886675We know Buddy.
>>19886673Normal sized and she looks like Diamond Jackson at her milf peakAnd that is a Shoot
ABOLLO :D
I'm glad Cody mentioned how 4chan is talking about the product
Abollo :D
>>19886673Not big 'nuff
>>19886483Thanks bro you saved me. Have my daughter this weekend and we planned to watch smackdown together. So happy she didn't miss Iyo wrestling. And Alexa Bliss coming up. Her two favorites.
>>19886673you tell me
Cathy still mogging the talent
Abollobros
Why are they suddenly having Apollo show up?
I don't dislike Apollo Crews, matter of fact I like him. But I'm shocked he's still around.
APOLLO ACTUALLY IN A SEGMENT
Surprisingly big pop for Melo.
>>19886688She did the billy ellish
>>19886688Nice fat fupa oh God yes nia
>>19886679it wasn't a count i think, at least not a double because nia was the legal woman
>>19886688
>>19886689based for raising her right
>>19886701Zoomers goon to this?
>>19886688She needs to lose a few desu
Hear that?You niggaz better master, inspire, and zone in.
>>19886688the table was a bit far innit
>he’s making up fanfiction about a familyGrim.
>>19886609she really needs to knock that shit off
Doot doot doot my niggas
Mattpollo Crewsdona is a good team, hope they get the tag belts
>>19886703Guess there was too much extra curricular activity going on then.
>>19886701Holy yuckola, she should show those fat tits instead
>>19886706Based buddy.
>>19886689Aw glad I could help anon
>>19886706>Buddy is in love with Iyo SkyRhea bros…
>>19886695Because he's finally back from injury
>>19886706Didn't even get her into it. She found it on her own when RAW went to Netflix.
Would love to see Cardona vs Buddy.
>>19886695because he isn't injured anymore and they need some extra midcarders
cody is so ass bros, can't unsee the white kid that talks about his anxiety pin
>>19886731On a chair in the corner match?
>>19886735He’s a theater geek with muscles and one of the tattoos of All TimeDespite that YJG
>>19886740We don’t describe our office setups here.
>going from Rhino to MeloGonna go play Legends za
>Change will cumWhat did she mean by this?
is aleister gonna turn randy heel? kekbtw no way that scarlett was a worse wrestler than zelina right?
Julia is condemned to stay forever in the midcard limbo, she needs to leave wwe
>>19886437Cody is starting to look like Dusty
why the us challenge is closed?
>>19886747You are weak. I turned off Kingdom Come: Deliverance to watch Friday Night SmackDown!
i wish alexa was my wife
ilya is a chaser
SAME OLD SHITSAME OLD SHITSAME OLD SHIT
Isn't Melo doing ebonics infringing on Je'Von?
Oh darn I have to watch more incredible wrestling, darn it!!!!!!
The US Open Challenge really is exactly what SmackDown needed. Especially now that it's three hours, having one guaranteed banger per week is so good.
Melo managed to get himself over pretty well, good for him
>SWALLOW IT ALL!
He's taking it all.
Solo is saving the day
>>19886753HHH botched Giulia by turning her ghetto and sticking her with Kiana James
>>19886767You were saying?
new MFT shirt goes hard
>>19886753nah she should have stayed as a duo with roxanne or be a babyface. her and kiana have no chemistry
>back of the bus niggerWhoa Solo
You guys literally talk about the same shit every friday
So… what’s the match?
WOOOWWW
Solo is so fucking based
WOW 2 RANDOM MIDCARDERS!
Get they ass Apollo it's your time
What the fuck is happening kek
>>19886787Why is Solo surrounded by juggalos?
>>19886810Make it 3!
SURVIVOR SERIES
Nakameme bros
>Le heckin' 10 man taggerino!Kill me.
Teddy's coming out
5 VS 5 OMG!!!
Jobbers United x MFTsLet's goooooooo
GOTTA FILL THOSE 3 HOURS
Why can't the Raw midcard be this entertaining?
big reaction for nakameme's theme
Why this nigga is glowing
>>19886833the RAW midcard is pretty much on life support
>LICKIN' THE BAWWWWLS!
>>19886838That nigga bout to blow up
this match will be based I can fill it in my bones
Abollobros we're so fucking back
>Cardona ass
THREAD BITCH
>>19886874>>19886874>>19886874
