>Je'von Evans vs Gunther vs Dominik Mysterio Elimination Chamber Qualifying Match>Asuka vs Bayley vs Nattie Elimination Chamber Qualifying Match>AJ Lee and Becky Lynch to appear>CM Punk, Oba Femi, Stephanie Vaquer, Logan Paul advertised to appear
>>19901853Roman and Punk have moved zero tickets since their match was announced. Wonder what the hell the plan is for Wrestlemania now, because it looks beyond grim
asuka will win
oh boy more boring womeme shit, hopefully the Gunther match should be decent despite the flippy black troon and dimeless dom
>>19901853>RAW Introhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1X8eGCPbuA>Last Week's Top 10 Moments:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_4V7V4Rnz0>AJ Lee titantron where they showed her boobshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9IPSN-IO8Y
I hope Gunther makes that zesty nigger tap out.
I’m here for buddy.
>>19901866Gunther’s losing. They won’t let him get pinned in the elimination chamber.Dom gets pinned by black boy.
gunther is winning dom takes the pin already spoiled
>>19901853>AJ Lee promoIt's so hilarious how with each one she does people realize she is utter shit at them and lived off that reddit/tumblr loved worked shoot promo about Total Divas
>>19901853I'll catch the 9 minute highlights on youtube tomorrow
>>19901853>Logan Paul advertised to appearBased. He just made world history last night setting a Guinness World Recordhttps://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2026/2/logan-pauls-rare-pokemon-card-becomes-most-expensive-ever-sold-in-record-setting-auctionHis livestream has over 2 million views alreadyhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLoaVZ4B6kESTILL HUMBLE
>>19901853>it’s a je’von, Gunther, & Nattie episode This one’s gonna be a rough one to sit through
>>19901853>Je'von Evans vs Gunther vs Dominik Mysterio Elimination Chamber Qualifying Matchshould be good>Asuka vs Bayley vs Nattie Elimination Chamber Qualifying Matchshould be awful>AJ Lee and Becky Lynch to appearwill be unbearable>CM Punk, Oba Femi, Stephanie Vaquer, Logan Paul advertised to appearbased LoGOD and Liv will carry the show as usual
Can't wait to watch raw!>Looks at the card and remembers wrestling has been shit for yearsnevermindrepeat
>>19901904Based that's my immigration king
Liv gonna carry another show.
>>19901853I will enjoy most of this show except for AJ Lee.
too much womeme shit
Boring
>>19901853
>>19901855>quick, switch to plan b>that WAS plan b!In all seriousness though prices are way too high nowadays regardless of what the plan is
>build to Wrestlemania>refuse to make the show interestingPauletty's days are numbered. The Rock is going to fire him.
Is oba gonna be on Raw tonight since Liv is there
Is oba gonna be on Raw tonight since rhiyo is there
kek he seethed
I want Asuka to be back in the main event scene, but it's probably not gonna happen.
>>19902141>rhiyo isYou mean "rhiyo are"GMS!
>>19901853>Je'von Evans vs Gunther vs Dominik Mysterio Elimination Chamber Qualifying Match unironically kino set up, remains to be seen how well this works
>>19902167I want Kairi to have at least one run with the women's belt but i know it's definitely not happening unfortunately
>>19902201Strange. That’s the thing that bothers you out of that sentence? Interesting.
>>19902213t. indian
>>19902219Yes you are!
>>19902167asuka will definitely get at least one more run with the top belt eventuallyif they split her and kairi up she’ll be a mainstay in the midcard and hold those as well
>>19902206its going to be awful
>>19902206dragon lee runs out and distracts gunther, jevon rolls up dom or something, leads to jevon and dom having a match or feuding for the IC which jevon wins.
LEMME PLUSH FOR YA
>>19902241this is such bad booking for dom and you wonder why they have no new maineventers
>>19902263he needs to drop the belt ASAP. he never should have even got it back from cena but his second reign has been terrible. he should have been made to vacate it when he got injured. better late than never.the only real choices for him to drop to are jevon, oba or penta. it’s less embarrassing for him to lose to jevon than it is to get squashed by oba so lucky him.
>>19902276It feels like once you win a belt you become lame as shit, and get stuck in a limbo. So I hope no wrestler I actually like gets that belt. Like Penta
>>19901853Ain't watching this fag pig slop lmao
>>19902289BASED
>>19902276the cena win did nothing for dom since he sat in the background of judgement day segments for a whole month doing nothing after the win
>AJ LeeBro stop with this bitch. And get the IC belt off Becky. She completely tanked it.
>rhiyo segment Oh brother.
>>19902311becky made the IC mean something.they’ve been teasing rehashing becky and asuka lore repeatedly over the last few months, feels like after mania that might be the feud and asuka will probably win. AJ lee will not beat becky with her current schedule.it’s heel vs heel but there’s not really any babyfaces becky can drop it to unless they call up sol ruca or something.
>>19902338Hasn’t she been jobbing to Maxine Dupri lmao. I like Becky but the way they’re booking her makes that title look like the rookie belt. Like if it was a video game, she’d be the first boss battle you encounter
>paid holiday>comfy rainy day>rawkino in the evening
Asuka vs VAQ when?
>>19902099They have to make a booking change after Mania. Enough of this.
This is it fellas. Tonight a NEW era begins. What do we call this new era?
>>19902328HumPranth post
Another rhiyo segment?Oh brother in law.
More rhiyo segments?Oh I said what about breakfast at Tiffany’s
>>19901866
rhiyo does big numbers
>>19902513wwe is so dead
>>19901853Absolutely dimeless fucking putrid card
>>19902513>going on Twitter for these kinds of screenshots
>nigger vs nazi chud vs spicSkip>nip vs walled hag vs grandmaSkIP>another walled AJ Lee and Seth's husband Skip>Phil, giga nigga, ass meme, and faggot YouTuber set to appearSkip.
>>19902513>gay4ripley
https://x.com/CupzDos/status/2023527833759609228It do be like that.
>>19902599did you know? gunther and AJ were the highest rated active (male) WWE wrestlers on cagematch dot netnow with AJ down, it’s gunther then iljacould this be hinting that gunther might retire ilja next?
>>19902618>cagematch i wouldnt know i dont go to homosexual websites
>>19902631https://youtube.com/watch?v=pzYGWF6qrts
>>19902637>admits he spends all day on what he thinks is a homosexual website
>>19901853>Men’s ECQ Match0% chance Gunther takes the pin. 10% chance someone other than Gunther wins, and if they do, it’ll be JeVon simply because they need jobbers to take pins in the actual EC match.90% chance Gunther pins JeVon, but along the way, seeds are planted for a new feud between JeVon and Dom at the midcard level. <Women’s EC MatchFeels like it’s Bayley’s turn to go over. Asuka and Nattie are wrapped up in other bullshit anyway.
>>19902407Literally the only reason why I want Liv to go for Jade.
>>19901875lmao
>>19902659Nattie's gonna get screwed by Maxxine 100%.
>>19901853>Je'von Evans vs Gunther vs Dominik Mysterio Elimination Chamber Qualifying Matchgoontah should squash dom and literal who>Asuka vs Bayley vs Nattie Elimination Chamber Qualifying Matchzzzz>AJ Lee and Becky Lynch to appearzzzzzzz>CM Punk, Oba Femi, Stephanie Vaquer, Logan Paul advertised to appearyeah this episode is skip-worthy
>>19902659gunther isn’t getting pinned any time soon, he’s not winning because he’d have to take a pin in the chamber because he obviously won’t win thatasuka is winning tonight by pinning bagley, they need heels in the chamber and singles asuka has a higher power level than bayley at this point, nattie won’t win but won’t get pinned either, they won’t KWAB her new gimmick already
>>19901923this is painfully true, and it hurts every single week.
The two Main Event title matches at Wrestlemania seem OBVIOUSLY headed for Drew v Cody on Night 1, and Punk v Roman on Night 2.….which is why I think HHH will do something swervy to mix it up between now and then. I don’t know what, but it’ll probably be gaytarded.
>>19902806punk vs roman is gonna be played straight at least going into the match, maybe seth will interrupt during it but it will be advertised as punk vs roman, a fresh match and feud that hasn’t been done and people want to seeyour “swerve” for drew cody is gonna be fatu inserted to protect cody from getting pinned, you’re welcome
>>19902806this is one of the worst wm builds have seen
>>19902823>punk vs roman is gonna be played straight at leastI don't think this match is happening anymore. I think the poor ticket sales spooked TKO. Wouldn't be surprised if Brock Lesnar somehow ends up facing Roman at Mania
I keep flip flopping on the women tonight because outside of Tiff (who's probably winning) the entire women's chamber is basically composed of everyone they've been using to prop up the tag division for the last couple of months and they're trying to get as much representation in there as possible. Nia's probably winning the last Smackdown spot and then the last Raw spot up for grabs is going to feature Iyo, Kairi, and either Nikki Bella or one of the Judgment Day girls.My gut says Bayley because they've been trying to get that team over for however many months now but the Chamber feels so babyface heavy right now that I'm trying to talk myself into Asuka just because I don't think any of the remaining Raw heels are that credible.
>>19902903i think they’ll have at least one complete tag team in there for the sake of dramatics. it could be charlexa, it could be rhiyo, it could be the kabukis. or it could be two of them if charles wins friday. but you’re right that they need heels, so charles feels less likely than kiana even. that’s why asuka is going over tonight. she has more to work with with rhea already in and possibly iyo or kairi going in last.we know iyo is in the last qualifier, i imagine it’ll be her vs kairi vs rox/raquel/maxxine. think they’ll present the bellas more strictly as a tag now.in the end, its all kind of moot because it’s obviously tiffy time.
>>19901853>>AJ Lee and Becky Lynch to appearGod help us. Not again...
>>19902167I wonder which wrestlers Asuka has fucked. You just know she has. Does she even have a husband?
>>19902995I fucking hate Joshipedos but Asuka intrigues me. She seems really interesting and shes hot as fuck. Why doesnt she have more simps here? Not childlike enough?
>>19902995asuka is a known freak she fucked becky lynch (VERY OBVIOUS LESBIAN) 1000000% that’s why the vibes are weird
>>19903015Lipstick lesbians arent real lil broStop watching so much porn
>>19903006She has plenty but you aren’t spamming anti threads about her all day so you don’t see them
>>19903006Asuka enjoyers are sane and we admire her respectfully
>>19903028>antiYou will never normalize that word here. Commit suicide immediately.
If RAW starts off with womens wrestling bullshit I'm turning it off and putting on American Psycho instead.
>>19903031what about asukaschizo
>>19903037is that one of the LWO guys in there with him?
>>19903032Shut the fuck up, anti.
>>19903044Yep
>>19903037kek trips already sending that nigga to main event on bhm
>>19903047>>19903028You do realize "anti" originates from lolicons defending pedophilia right? Then again youre a joshipedo so youre probably a lolicon yourself
>>19903037they dont know what to do with him KEK
>>19903072you're posting in a WWE gamethread. of course he knows.
>>19903072Completely untrue, it originates from idol culture
>>19901853Hopefully Roxy is back this week
JD IS BACKSTAGE
>>19903090That part. Killshot.
>>19903094wwe finally gonna move the story
>>19903097/tzg/ Raw lol-along itt?
>>19903103YOu'll finna know it!!!!!Sup my tiggaz
hello friends
>>19903115ya cripple and pedo?
>>19901853>>AJ Lee and Becky Lynch to appearOh God not again
>random ass RAW has more people in attendance than AEW's shit ppv that nobody watched
>>19903082because Hunters a shit booker, Shawn wouldve belted him immedaitly like he did in NXT just have him squash Dom because hes doing fuck all with the IC title
>>19903112How many botches we thinking tonight my t-dawgz? I say at least 3.
LAWLER VS GUNTHER
LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO
PAM'S YAMS
BOOBLEY GOT THE TWINS OUT
BOOBLEY
YEET
>>19901853They have apparently cracked down on VPNs, so this is probably my last gamethread. No reason to keep watching RAW if that's the only thing available. Not buying>a Netflix subscription>a cable subscription>a ESPN+ subscriptionJust to watch wrestling.
>memepiss
Liv decision tonight!
>>19901853USSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIT'S JUST ME UCEDAYONEISH
My urethra is still fucked from passing a kidney stone so I can’t fap to Liv tonight. Sucks
>>19903132Just another day of being an e-god
Good evening my dudes.I'm a big fan of Bronson Reed.
based logod
Based Paul and Logang
that thigh gap
LoGOD should be world champion
>>19901858>bWoBukkake world order
this vision just doesn't work logan needs to chase the whc
>loud_boos.wav>loud_boos.wav>loud_boos.wav>loud_boos.wav
Memphniggers BTFO that place is an absolute dump
Logan "$16 Million Dollar Man" Paul
>Thunderdome Theory grimacingjesus fucking christ
TOO MUCH OIL
>>19903172And the “fuck you logan” chants? Face it, you lost. And LoGOD? He won. It’s all he knows how to do.
they do these recaps to pad time
what's the point of the vision? they have zero aura, look like a bunch of gay jobbers.
>you two bum ass niggas
>>19902407That hot momma will have a lot of fun with big booty judy
>>19903182Seth and Bron were supposed to carry it and they’re both injured
so if Bron isnt gonna make Mania are they gonna subsitute Bronson to face Pierce?
>>19903184based theory got the pass
LET ME JOB TO YOU
MEGA POO
>Usos still just standing in the crowd this whole time
BANE?
>>19903006Many Asuka enjoyers in the Kabuki Klub
LADIMESYEAHHHHH!
My dad>why doesn't LA Knight get in the ring, is he gay?
la knight cutting a promo without tripping over his words: impossible
LEMME FLUB LY MINES- UH THE, UH, MY LINES FOR YA
I tune in every year for the RTWM and this making me genuinely depressed. this is zombie WWE. it's gotten worse and more soulless every year since WM 40.is there anything to look forward to on tonight's show?
Classic LA Knight flub
Who's the Michaels and who's the Jennetty in the Vision?
why isn't la knight going for a title?
>sweet filthy lordWhat
BITCH
>broccoli haired bitchKEK
>>19903196that's where the bums belong
Logan doesn't have broccoli hair
>Sweet Dirty LordWUT??
>>19903209Bron is the Michaels, the rest are his Jannetty
Kek I love this boomer
>>19902995Asuka is married and is a mother(!)She's a tease but I don't know if she's a whore
This is a way better opening than last week's AJ Lee Becky Lynch bullshit
>>19903209Logan and Theory are the MichaelsBronson is the DieselBrekker is the Jennety
THEY’RE YEETIN IN MEMPHIS TONIGHT BOYS
what if this never happened what was Adam Pearce's plan to fill in this time slot?
>>19903210He is
>>19903227Theory is dimeless
SIMPLEMINDEDBROCCOLIHAIREDBITCH
Based kiddo with Demonito puppet on his back.
JIMMY PERMA FINNER
Im a little cocksucking faggot
>>19903232Get drunk while the usos did their promo
>>19903141They're big and tanned and bouncy
>L A Shitedoesn't he practice this shit or visualize what he's trying to say? is he so old and fucked up that his brain can't form sentences?>>19903209Paul is the Michaels and everyone else is the Janetty for wasting their fucking time with this gay stable
So when is Logan going to scam the crowd?
>>19903215Many people are saying thisTony is a broccoli haired bitch lolIN HIS FUCKING 40s
Logan Paul loves browns and Hayes ICE, my kinda guy
>>19903137Tony has so much swag>>19903148Just pirate it you dumb oinkiE
When is my wife on screen
>>19903258Zoey Stark hasn't been on tv in forever anon
>Unchoosen
>>19903258Soon Buddy.
>>19903250I refuse to believe a billionaire takes random lyfts
LOGOD PURE STRIKES
IM BLACKED IN THE SADDLE AGAIN
I'd like the Usos more if they didn't act like wiggers
Why is the semi-part timer Logan Paul in better shape than the full time tag champs?
>>19903265you think he teleports up and down buildings?
>matches started on a commercial break
Where is Brock Lesnar?
>>19903269they used to be a lot worse
>glazing the shit out of Logan who is under scrutiny for yet ANOTHER scamWhat are they thinking
>>19903275Why don’t you fucking tell me asshole
penta cooled downusos cooled downdom cooled downfatu cooled downhow has paul fumbled so hard
the vision appealing to the smarks by interrupting the random yeet... desperate attempt to make these fags look dimes
>>19903269They should do their old entrance
>>19903278>worked by a heel
>>19903272I assumed it was referring to the car driving service with the same name
>>19903278wrestling is literally a scamming business, he was made for this shit
>>19903273There are no commercial breaks on Netflix outside the US.
>>19903267ooooooo hoooo hoooooooooo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I drove by Stamford today and spit on the ground when I saw that piece of shit WWE building
WTF BRONSON WAS MILES FROM THE ROPE REFPAY THE FUCK ATTENTION
>>19903281His biggest crime was cooling down The New Day after they turned heel. Booking malpractice.
>>19903278Hoping to buy a pokeman card from him
>>19903278Worked
>>19903283The Haka?
HOT fucking start to this show!!
>>19903287i recently started getting ads on canadian netflixtrying UK netflix tonight
Logod is so fucking based
Logan is so dimes
>>19903292>I shit on the groundWe know. You're Indian LMFAO
>Avatar or signature use
>The Pressure
>>19903295if E wasn’t coming back there was only so much he could get out of that
>>19903185they should do a remake of this old Kana matchVAQ would be into it
LoGod loves browns like me
Oh god it’s another LA gets buried again episode
>>19909870>>19909870>>19909870MOOOOOOOOODSDELETE THIS WTF
Another ad break?
>>19903296He trying to get that pokemon money when that old bastard never even heard what a pokeman was
>>19903315They were fucking hated. Just capitalize on that alone.
>>19903322How does one bury a jobber?
>>19903326classic paul fumble. creative has been awful this year
Who should be my 6th?
>>19903331He's a midcarder and that's all he'll ever be.t. Michael Hayes
>>19903006Asuka enjoyers can be found in /Kabuki/ Klub general thread >>19887762 #1 source for all Asuka content on /pw/We're a pretty chill bunch and >>19903031
>>19903309nice reading skills, sir
>>19903320Anon. Stop trying to bait political posts. You are currently posting off-topic. You have been warned.
ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>19903319Need ass based submission holds.
what is dude wipes and why is dom always promoting it
>>19903345get that ugly bitch out of here
>>19903323what was it
>>19903338Mudkip or no balls
>>19903340Shame those threads got infested by that guy.
>>19903345Based locker room leader
>>19903220she understands how much more appealing/valuable a cheeky lil tease can be
>>19903338fat fuck barrel boy
>>19903351come mucho tacos y necessita a limpio la culo mucho
zoomers love inflating the market on worthless childhood garbage they pretend to be nostalgic for
>>19903365What is this from>>19903340I dont post in faggot simp general goon threads
>theory has to call spots and help the other shitters know how to pace a matchNo wonder why he's in the Vision
God I hate how they make Jey Look so OP like he's Batista in his prime
>>19903351Disposable baby wipes for your ass if you can’t handle TP
>here comes the pressure >does nothing KEK
>>19903326he capitalized it great by making it the fucking dimeless raiders vs the new day as the Mania match while the Smackdown tag belts were a TLC not even on the mania card, Alpha Academy shouldve been raw tag champs
>stopped the count before logan even moved?
>>19903342Keep seething jeettranny
>>19903369LoGod is a millennichad like me
was that a kick out or just ref not counting
>>19903371it’s from the faggot simp goon general retard
Logan's hairline is cooked
Playing some TEW, sipping a brew, ripping the pen, watching some rawkino. Yeah. Life’s good.
getting real sick of this barricade spot
phew good thing THE PRESSURE broke up that pin
>ref hits LoganFucking rigged as shit
>>19903371It's from this vignette https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ONiCXjJ1iYFilmed in Asuka's sex punishment lair dungeon where she keeps Kairi
That was a terrible Zig Zag
>>19903376But War Raiders had to promote that mobile game…
>>19903371>I dont post in faggot simp general goon threadsYou're missing all the good Asuka stuff then bro............
RIP Reed’s knees
>>19903372it is so fucking funny to me that austin theory is the ring general in this match
TSUUUUUUUUUNAMI
>>19903399I look better than her in fishnets
I wanna see Bronson Reed vs Niño Hamburguesa
Why does Logan Paul do this he just sold a pokemon card for 12 million dollars
HE’S HEEEERE
>>19903356a post that won't exist for weekslook at the numberthis is the latest troll shtick around here from 1 guy.Create a fake post number and then react to it like it's really horrid shit. Check the archive. it leads to nothing,
MYSTERY NIGGA
Logang, how we feelin tonight
THE MASKETTA MAN
THATS THE WALLER BROTHER
>>19903408loves the clout he gets from Indians
Masketta Man
>>19903345popped me
so who's the mystery nigga?
AYO THREAD BITCHNEW THREAD. NOW.I GOT SHIT TO POST
Damn, when did Reed get a Suicide Dive in moveset
BANE?????
>>19903408He’s a sociopath that films dead bodies and puts it on his YouTube
>>19903393the shotas that asuka rims every night are lucky men
>>19903405I wanna see Bronson Reed vs Nia Jax in a fat fuck corner finisher match
Grande needs to shave that beard
>masked man is a WHITE MANWho's white on the roster?
FIVE LETTERSONE WORDUH UHBREAD
Who is in the box?
MYSTERY BOX
original el grande was undefeated and now they’ve got him jobbing in qualifiers
>>19903414With moves like that? It’s Jericho!
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
Please be KANE
>>1990340816.4 million
WHOS IN THE BOX
It’s Joe Hendry
NEXT>>19903437>>19903437>>19903437>>19903437
HOBBS
>DELIVER>IT MUST BE ITALIAN
CORNETTE IS GOING FUCKING CRAZY RIGHT NOW
>>19903432seth
Jericho is in the box
I'm in the mystery box
The egg is in the box
LOS REDDITORS!
>an actual mystery boxGobbledegooker bros, our time is now!
only ludwig should have this gimmick
>>19903456kek beat me to it
The mystery box is over my me
>>19903428They are men when she is done with them
>>19903445Neck yourself>>19901853REAL THREAD>>19903493>>19903493>>19903493
>>19903484Holy fuck those muscles, mmm.
>>19903359Which guy?
>>19903497Lol
