>SmackDown Introhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqveO__zwkU- Charlotte Flair vs. Nia Jax vs. Kianna James in a Triple Threat qualifier for the women’s Elimination Chamber match- Carmelo Hayes vs. Trick Williams vs. Damian Priest in a Triple Threat qualifier for the men’s Elimination Chamber match>Last Week's Top 10 Moments:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccZqGG0TxoI>Damian Priest vs. Aleister Black | Ambulance Matchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy5KKdr-QXo
>>19925297>carmelo hayesZzzzz>vs Trick WillySaved
>>19925304
>>19925323Kek based Melo
>>19925297Why aren't they airing the intro? It's a 3 fucking hours show and they don't have time for a 30 second intro? Fuck HHH
Report came out saying ticket sales this week for Wrestlemania were worse than last week. There is no way they are packing that stadium in vegas unless they slash prices by 80% (doubtful) or they start "distributing" tickets aka giving them away for free.I think TKO has milked this cow for all it's worth. Probably gonna hand it over to the Saudis soon
If I was triple h I’d have priest squash both trick and Carmelo.
>>19925323Lmao
>>19925297
>>19925323Funny reactionIs just me or kitto's sex appeal remains the same
Drew McIntyre appears - Randy Orton is advertised- LA Knight is advertised- Oba Femi vs. Kit Wilson- Nia Jax vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Kiana James (EC Qualifying)- Trick Williams vs. Carmelo Hayes vs. Damian Priest (EC Qualifying
WWE HAS LOST CHICAGOI REPEATWWE HAS LOST CHICAGO
>>19925798>Cheapest ticket available: $261.05
>>19925809That is fucking insane
>>19925798Grim
>>19925844You know who ain't guilty of this?Bobby Lashley
$261 to sit through at least a 45+ minute womeme matchFuck off
>>19925330>Sorry anon, I need those precious minutes for more women's matches LOL
They're panic booking!!! They're breaking the emergency glass. GRIM GRIMMMM
>>19926008Singles action Iyo Sky is pretty much an all hands on deck situation
>>19926008>Rhea's jannetty vs Kiana's jannetty
>>19926019KEK IT DO. IT DO BE LIKE THAT.
>>19925297>Priestthis shitter isn't going to be in the EC again this year, is he?
>>19925809$260+ just to get into the building. that's wild.
Just have Kiana James masturbate for 3 hours in the ring
>>19926162Why?
>>19926196because I can't see pussy in real life and I'm curious what it looks like
>>19925297grim
No Buddy?
>>19926008Based if they let giulia be stiff
>>19926270
>>19926008They should’ve paired these two up from the start. Iyo and Giulia vs the Kabukis would’ve been better than however they’ve been booking them. I don’t even remember, that’s how bad it’s been
>>19926196Because I want good ratings>>19926217Your mom's minge was crafty
>>19926325EST works my my pecker into a shoot
>>19925798
>>19925345Fucking grimI can see my days of watching this shit are numbered
>>19926008giulia this is your last chance to not get kairi booking for the rest of your WWE tenure
Amazon position with Jade.
>>19926008>iyo pinned giulia in the tag match>says she could challenge for her title now>match is non title
>>19927083
The simps dumped Vaquer after she told the world she has a boyfriend and they moved on to Sol
>>19927244they might not have the same amount of tickets available to begin with. sol ruca also has a boyfriend anyway.
>>19927260they seethe that vaq is dating NXT daredevil, it is borderline otaku idol cult faggotry by now
>>19927244Sol who def has a bf...>>19927188I forget, how did the big mama get injured again? Been awhile
>>19927244Sol is 37$, Vaquer is 102$
>>19927280Niven broke her neck at home.Literally a domestic accident.
>>19927280it wasn't in a match or even in training, piper apparently injured her neck at home, somehow
>>19927301Looking at the period of the injure, probably related to decorations and a ladder.
>>19927297>>19927301Gotcha. Shame. I saw her last comments were having some good days before the pain was too much to bare standing. Fucking unfortunate as she and Alba Fyre were entertaining henchwomen. Alba sold the fuck out of carrying Chelsea at the Rumble
AND NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWTriple H cancelled Iyo's appearance
>>19927341FUCK
>>19927341Booking Iyo smelled like too much desperation. I think they gotta keep booking like the house isn't on fire (it is)
>>19927185Well...>>19927341
>>19927341Iyo big leagued Paul and told him she doesn't work Smackdown shows that are on SYFY
>>19927350nigga what
>>19927341The only way to fix this, is having Rhea if she wants Giulia to get heatpops is to pin her cleanly So the us belt gets to be the title match at Elimination Chamber.But then, Road Dogg is a retard.
>>19927350Nigga it’s Rhea. She is the person you send out if the house is on fire.
>>19927341Nooooooo
>>19927428Rhea is objectively not a draw
>>19927428I'm actually quite curious about this one. For WWE fans, who is more over, Iyo or Rhea?
>>19927441
>>19925297give it to me straightis Charlotte actually Reid? Maybe Charlotte is the one who died and Reid transitioned
>>19927461Nope, Ashley always looked like a flat 2x4 even back at wcw
>>19927442Rhea 100%. I ironically think she’ll still get cheers if she betrays iyo. Right now the top female stars in wwe who gets the most pops are RheaIyo LivChelsea
Imagine being Buddy and wanting to spend time with your wife and then she gets a call saying she needs to hop over to Smackdown.
>>19927468>Iyo>popskek
iyo got regaled
Wait a minute, Rhea and Iyo should not be able to work singles matches on Smackdown since they are exclusive to Raw. They are only on Smackdown due to their tag team titles. They should only be working tag matches on Smackdown.They really need to update people on how this stupid fucking draft works. Makes no sense
>>19927442Anon, Rhea is anywhere from top 5 to top 3 in terms of merch sales in the entire company. She's an order of magnitude above the rest of the division as far as "who they like more".
>>19927323with chelsea kwabbed and piper's career maybe over i'm worried about alba
>>19927474huh what u mean she gets a gigapoo every week
LEMME PLUSH FOR YA
>>19927474As much as I hate her she’s over. Not as over as rhea is of course.
>>19927475KWAB
>>19927468those 4 + bliss & tiffany, to me those seem like their most over women, they get significantly larger pops than any of the other girls, there's a big fall off after them
>>19927475That is because Iyo is taking the title match.They literally forgot that.If they were smart, having Rhea taking the Pin, and setting the heat for the title match would be a wise choice since Iyo would go to avenge her.Plus Raquel is obviously going to the chamber inbetween her, Iyo and Kairi.
>>19927500LA Knight vs Brock at WM is so random. The booking is all over the place with no real sense of direction. Just throwing shit at the wall. And they wonder why ticket sales are in the shitter
>>19927513Raquel won't qualify lmao
>>19927400The Dogg is old and sentimental. He understands some things, but time and drugs have really fucked him over. I get it, Paul wanted to give his friend a job and I try to think of it as a figurehead position. Even the Unreal played him as such
if la knight beats brock at mania i will kms
>>19927513Iyo cant challenge for the US title. She's a Raw talent.
>>19927524they don't care about that anymore
>>19927513if iyo wins the title from giulia she has to go to smackdown. if she loses then she has to job clean or she'll be a raw talent feuding on smackdown for some reason. i'm not sure if they'll do either of those. maybe only if rhea wins chamber and beats jade and they send rhiyo over. but there's no way netflix wants to give rhea up. also iyo will probably be in the chamber not raquel.
>>19927526this was on zelina but also botching the slap completely works for chelsea so it didn't matter anyway
>>19927495Alba needs to work on going side gig as a writer or a producer in-house. She has enough ring experience to do it like so many of the guys already working that angle.
>>19927491Liv was the #1 merch seller in 24 and is the top merch seller this year
>>19927500
Embarrassing that this thread is just womeme slop. Raw and SmackDown gamethreads fell off
>>19927528They are going to separate RHIYO sooner or later.The clusterfuck the way things are, in fact no one knows who rhea and iyo will face to defend the tag belts yet for fucks sake.Also any plans with Roxanne and Liv for the tag belts, are down the water for now because til she recovers from her tumor removal from her back will take weeks and she has to go back to the PC after it to regain wresting shape.The Writing as of now is as fucked as WWF in the Year 2000>>19927552neck yourself "aerith" greene, the aew thread with nyla is over there
>>19927552Men's wrestling is Brock, Roman, Logan and a bunch of 45 year old midcarders who WWE is forced to pretend are stars.
FUCKjust got raped
>>19927541Not for 2025 she isn't.https://wrestlenomics.com/articles/2025/wwe-shop-reveals-top-merchandise-sellers-of-2025/https://shop.wwe.com/en/x-4826
>>19927560The only contenders are Charlotte and Alexa and maybe as a meme they’ll run baylyra again. Otherwise yeah they’re too over not to go for singles titles.
>>19927573If you could read you'd notice the two years I specified and not the one she missed 8 months of
>>199275845
>>19927596She missed all but one show in May shooting a movie. Got hurt like three weeks later, and came back as a manager for another three weeks at the end of the year because she wasn't cleared to wrestle yet.
>>19927560some sheet reported that they don't want rhea or iyo in a tag match at mania. but there's not enough time left to build them towards anything else, especially if they're pulling iyo out tonight and putting rhea in because obviously rhea isn't going to fucking challenge giulia for the US title. but other reports have said that mania creative is constantly in flux and not settled presently.the women's tag scene to me was clearly building towards a 6 pack ladder/TLC match at some point. there's no other way to get the belts off of rhiyo, they should never lose any other way. is there any other ppv in between chamber and mania? don't know when else it'd happen.
>>19927560so go to ur dumb gayew thread ya butthurt troon
>>19925428is this oba's first actual main roster match? unsure if the cody one counts and the thing with the vikings on raw wasn't a match technically.
>>19927658Yes.
Iyos Mount Rushmore
>>19927731some of these niggas are just saying anything
Women are allowed to go to shows.
>>19927658Oba is the most based choice, because ric covered for austin when the walkout happened and he vs brock was some funny shitAnd Austin loves Slick Ric, also Cena earned his right to be there.
>>19927731I thought El Rayo de Jalisco was her favorite wrestler
>>19927783for some reason when they interview oba and ask him this type of thing, he always knows ballall of the other NXT wrestlers from athletics backgrounds never know anything, which is funny because i don't think oba was a mark growing up either
Based Liv. https://x.com/WrestleTalk_TV/status/2024972560220242330
>>19927812she has said that rey is her favorite for some time. she does love rayo de jalisco though and named one of her cats after him.
im so excited for another cody promo
>>19927864this is an original sentence, never been uttered before
DrewGODS, how we feastin'?
>>19927864I haven’t watched in months. Does he still do “whaddy wanna talk about”
>>19927886>
10 more minutes until i could break my fast :)
DREAM MATCH ALERT
>>19927910I can actually imagine this being a pretty fun garbage match. Like if this gets thrown out or if there's a bullshit finish, I can see them running it back next week. They usually seem to have some high profile gimmick match on the go home show for the midcarders that don't make the PPV nowadays.
>>19927910They're gonna seethe over the result of this
>>19927910a month ago people were saying ilja might get to be a filler defense for drewnow he's caught in the "NJPW lore from 13 years ago" vortexhere's what's gonna happen: the other MFTs are gonna come out and attack ilja, shinsuke runs out to help him, it's still not enough, then suddenly BAD makes his debut, runs out and saves them, and they start a stable called abode of maltreatment
>>19927740>JarrettBased
>>19927864White boy cooked with that Raheem promo ngl
>>19928127just post the video nigga
>>19925297BBCchads we excited for Raheem Rhodes to talk about BBC again tonight???
>>19928127danhausen !
>>19928133No thanks.
>>19928133>rhea knows is ChrisJeriRHIYO is coming.
>>19928133iyo janetty
>>19928127>>199281332 ugly freaks with 2 lonely deaths. I'm gonna laugh when they'll die alone unloved.
>>19928206Buddys friend is a lucky man.
>>19928143You really think ol Phil got Danhausen a job? I feel like Triple H would look at the guy and be like "I don't get it"
>>19928206repugnant
>>19928206She's one of the worst wrestlers on the roster but her outfits are too sexo for me to want her fired.
>>19928206Kek’d at the kid in the back
>>19928206Do girls like this like White men?
>>19928240No woman likes insecure wh*te men lol
>>19928240Oh they do
>>19927552>Embarrassing that this thread is just womeme slop. Raw and SmackDown gamethreads fell offThat part. What the fuck is this thread? Pathetic
>>19928250
>>19928273Not enough Johnny gargano for you? Faggot
Triple H just tweeted that Sngroli Ort will be at the show tonight!
Smackdown is in Florida! I wonder if buddy shows up.
>>19928277Hulketty is burning in Hell in this very moment and I love it. Black Kings won.
>Not enough Johnny gargano for you? Faggot
>>19928277Awww what an edgy lil chudrone you are
>>19928240Are the Dutch considered white?
>>19928303kek this wooddditard finna be seething
>>19928314Obviously, Paco. They're the tallest people in the world. Despite having one of the most annoying and fucking retarded languages of all time>HITLER DOOD, WAT NOU?seriously, I think the only more annoying accent/language in the entire world is Indian
Dark match again
Anyone knows a stream?
The only reason I was going to watch Slowdown was for Iyo vs Giulia and they fucking cancelled it for a Rhea squash.
I read that Guilia was gonna wrestle Iyo? What's up?
>>19928333Guess Liv is at Smackdown to watch her man kick some ass
>>19928340Cool, then leave you fucking tranny and go back to your simp containment thread.
Main Event
>>19928344giulia said she's only wrestling white wrestlers from now on and they had to pivot
>>19928351GARZAMIGOS WE ARE SO BACK
i only watch forDrewCodyKit WilsonGiuliaDragunovTrickLash
Good evening my dudes.I'm a very big fan of Cody "The American Nightmare" Rhodes.
RHIYO WITH THE SOUND BARRIER BREAKING POP
>>19928368ah, so you love BBC too
Good evening Smackchads
that shot of trick getting out of the car was kino
I'm jerking off during the Giulia match and there's nothing any of you can do to stop me.
Florida don't like Trick? That pop was weak.
>>19928388outpopped meloetty
yer a gud man sammeh
Cody dyes his hair
>>19928344>believing in /iyo/Bad move to think a bunch of Indian comers knows the card.
>>19928400>Indian comersGMS
>>19928387Keep us posted
>I've got a feelin' you're gonnae win the big one tonight Sami, I rea-uhh hawd on a minute Sami, gonnae just order a quick snack
SRS just reported that they're in the box
>>19928400It was literally announced and replaced by WWE retard.
W H O AHOA
The Codester? You love himWhy? You just gotta
cody hugged that brotha
>>19928400>Indian comers knows the card.Good evening saaaaar how you do saaaaar?
God he's so cool
i'm gonna be so mad if cawdy wins gunther's chamber but i know he will
I like to imagine myself sucking off cody rhodes and eating his cummy wummy. yes im a woman. i am fingering myself as we speak
with aj retired, cody is now leader of the bullet club
can a nigga get heel cody already or what
1s in the chat if you think Janel Grant is a cute milf
It's always nice to see how much kids and families love Cody. Also White states in general. This is why they will never turn him.
>>19928432wolfie....bro...
Dicks out for Raheem
FATU
CHODEY CHODEY BLOWS
>>19928433good opportunity to ask where my nuuj club fantasy booking nigga at
>>19928426>gunther's chamberQrd on why people call it that?
DO IT TO HIM JACOB PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>19928435No way bro, The Codester is a fantastic babyface
i like how jacob fatu has been working on his physique since joining WWE, he's in fantastic shape now
Fatu has really lost a bit of weight in the last 6 months.
THIS IS BORING*CLAP* *CLAP*
>>19928458was gunna say he's getting visibly leaner
a very understated jacob promo
I can already tell that Fatu wants reparations.
You're not blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack you fucking wigger
>>19928458>>19928460fatu said that AJ told him to stop wrestling in a shirt recently, he was gonna keep doing it til that and not show the good shape he got inTYBB
WHAT'S NICK MAGNUS DOING IN THE SMACK ZONE?
Nick Aldis cums in Mickie James every night btw
The Champ is here!
>>19928435that partturn this nigga heel NOW
must have brought his own microphone
Mega pop for Drew
Smackdown is so much better than Raw now it's not even funny
creative way to make use of a non-sold out show
>knowing which way to look based on sound from arena speakersImpossible. How did Cody know where to look? I'm thinking shit might be fake bros.
Finally an American crowd that isn’t dead
>>19928487say thank you ryan ward
>I've bought myself an entire suite to watch the show! Incidentally, can anybody give me a lift to the next show?
is he the champ?
>>19928487It's been that way for at least a month now
>>19928487That's because you can't drink on a Monday
>>19928457fucking everyone is an over babyface. this isn't 2016 or 18 or whatever it was when seff was the only chance for a babyface and they still kept him heel after the injury. the vision can come out to cheers, fuck it give us a good heel for fuck sake. who was the last one, cena? don't bring up gunther
a what?
That's not very nice Cody
cody is my hero
>Raw guys can say shit and bitch uncensored>SD guys can't even say ass
>>19928505"an asshole" he said. I don't mind the cussing but it's clear that it really made Drew sad...
Cody is actually very over outside of wrestling watchers. I don't know what actually did it, if ot was the cod/fortnight shit or the naked gun but even my 8 year nephew who doesn't even watch wrestling only knows him from wrestling Cody is literally bigger than cena
>Because you are an asshole!>buttrock riffs of codys theme Who wrote this garbage?
So I guess nobody gets to bring up that Drew won the belt by running away, because that would just damage his character too much or something
>bullshit meaningless opening segment>arby's ad>FUCKING MFTS UP NEXTdo they even want us to watch the show nigga what the fuck man
Drew "The Asshole" McIntyre BTFO
>>19928515Oh you didn't know?
DAVID BIXENSPAN SPOTTED IN CROWD LMFAO
melo and ilja have such a funny dynamic
trickmelo gang reunion tonight...
>Wyatt 6 pose laugh>ARBY'S COMMERCIAL Someone is really fucking up the directing tonight
>>19928515Chat GPT, free version.
>>19928527As somebody who was lukewarm on both of them, they've been getting over with me
why did he get that fucking tattoo
>>19928526wtf
>>19925297>Tamer Tonger
Does anybody actually want Jacob to win the world title at mania?
show up for work u dumbass thotty
>>19928543to piss off Rikishi?100%
>>19928526imagine the smell
dead thread
>>19928543i want drew to retain but if he has to drop i would vastly prefer jacob win over cody
>>19925345Looks the same.
>>19928546Nah man.... her finger...
>>19925297I gotta say… Charlotte looks HOTT in those Wrestlemania promo commercials.
I like IljaBut the reality is that Brock needed to show the powergap
>>19928546She broke her knuckle giving Montez the Ricochet special
>>19928551the syfy effect
Giulia looked so much better without the fucking braids
>>19928560it will all be sweeter when ilja retires him at summerslam
Wait, los Garza are still on the roster?
>>19928553I can't imagine being penta or knight any other johnny come lately veteran or shit even logan or bron and see that nigga fatu winning a title before you and not throwing a fit
BEEP BEEP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP
>>19928543I want you to stop avatarfagging, pedophile
>>19928563FREEZING COLD TAKES
>>19928566Consistent Main Eventers, if you smell what I'm cookin'
Early Bake to keep the faggot away>>19928574>>19928574>>19928574Migrate once this thread hits the post limit lads
>>19928566They’re in AAA, the real question is where the fuck is Santos?
I’m here… just waiting for something to happen. Hope you bros are good. What’s for eats/drinks?
the main event is a test to see if trick is a draw or not. He's paired with two shitters(even though you guys like mello now)
Put the belt on ChelseaFire Cardona
>>19928570Real people don’t win titles. Fictional characters win titles for pre-written storylines in an entertainment show.Any wrestler who would take any of this shit personally is a fragile child who literally doesn’t understand his job.
>>1992858150 POSTS LMAO FUCK OFF
>>19928581Ty brother
you know I remember a time when fatu was screaming i love you solo and as far as I'm concerned HE SHOULD STILL BE DOING IT
>>19928581Good little faggot thread bitch. Our little cumslave.Now. On your knees.Open your mouth.Stroke the shaft, tongue the balls.And you'd better hope we fuckin' cum quick.This is your life now.Good bitch.
>>19928570why? fatu's in a similar situation as penta. penta absolutely should have held the IC title by now and be in WHC contention. doesn't mean fatu shouldn't be in the WWE title picture.
Anyone got a stream I don't get syfy
>>19928551You can thank WWE for region blocking Smackdown and NXT from American Netflix
>>19928585every single person in the world is saying this
>>19928583Frozen pepperoni za and store brand cola
E-drones are shoot buying three games this year lmfaoo
>SUCKIN' THE BAWWWLS!
who is that fat guy in the suit on the corner
>>19928582AAA. Had in ring promo with Wagner and has done a couple of vignettes since then. Will probably do something when they do the next tapings.
We're taking it all!Slob on his balls, open my mouth and swallow his loadWe're taking it all (In the ass!)He fistin' my ass, droppin' my prolapse down to the floorWe’re taking it all (Ugh!)Ready for buttplay, better than ever before!We're taking it all (In the ass!)Slip in my colon, I feel excited, arousedWe’re taking it all
Tama getting booked real strong
just catching up>fatu looking badass and beating everyone up>cody gets on the mic "hey drew you're an asshole!" that was lame as fuck lmao
>>19928593ever since joining, fatu has gotten noticeably fatter, gotten injured, came back after a few months jacked, and now is fat againpenta has been consistently over though i will concede that he botches every other fucking night and he still hasn't figured out how to nail his entrance>>19928586real people have their hard word acknowledged and enjoy a considerable pay increase when they win titles. don't give me that smark shit, you're better than that
kino match incoming
Ilja isn't going over
>>19928611Based
I will never watch aew
Could Solo ever work as a face?
>(whatever the commentary's name is) talking seriously about "arby's... bringing the meats...." in a sombre tone
I have very little interest in this bout.
>>19928625
Smackdown needs some Latino flavor. Everyone knows YTs don’t season they food
>>19928618hopefully>>19928622>hides his thumb behind his back in that match vs guntheryes
>>19928622Absolutely. He's already getting over with his comedy. Just has to be a goofy face
Wasn't there just fucking ads?
>>19928622I don't think his humor translates as a babyface.
>>19928574>>19928574>>19928574Remember to migrate once this thread is done
>>19928632Raw has an overabundance of spics and no flavor
>an offensive spurt
>>19928632There has never been a dime drawing latinx in WWE history
>>19928622Sure. He’s pretty talented on the mic. It’d take the right story and motivation, but sure.
>>19928637>adsWhat are those?
>>19928632smackdown had had a year of latino factions warring with each other and there's not one person in the world who's even slightly enjoyed it
>>19928642They should add these niggas
>>19928655I thought it was funny when this spic told that other spic that he hoped he got a disease.
this match kinda fuckin sucks tho
>>19928645Cause they don’t have an eye for talent like WCW did
>>19928680ha. I often post about how based that I HOPE THEY HAVE TO AMPUTATE YOUR LEG was. But that was the one and only entertaining moment of that feud. And alongside that you had Carlito/DP Judgement day and a bunch of other odd luchas hanging around. Bunch of fucking nothing that went nowhere
>>19928686I love Dragunov’s effort. The guy is a pro. And really good in the ring at pretty much everything (especially selling). I’m just not a huge fan of his gimmick and mic work. Not sure what they could do though…
>>19928614fatu's in the best shape he's been in yet in WWE so far right now
>>19928655They were basically the Latino version of Johnny gargano . You gotta pick the right ones
>>19928722watch him at his debut. nigga was flat- no belly and no huge ass, could fly around like jeff hardy. he's more fit than he was a couple of months ago, but still not as slim as he was when he debuted.>>19928713>Not sure what they could do though…Tattoo removal would be a good start. Other than that, keep him in the low midcard
I want to motorboat Nia so bad.
Did she just spoil the fucking qualifiers?