>SmackDown Introhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqveO__zwkU- Charlotte Flair vs. Nia Jax vs. Kianna James in a Triple Threat qualifier for the women’s Elimination Chamber match- Carmelo Hayes vs. Trick Williams vs. Damian Priest in a Triple Threat qualifier for the men’s Elimination Chamber match-Giulia vs Rhea Ripley for a non championship match, previously Iyo Sky vs Giulia>Last Week's Top 10 Moments:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccZqGG0TxoI>Damian Priest vs. Aleister Black | Ambulance Matchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy5KKdr-QXo
>>19928574OTHER THRAD WAS STARTED 24 HOUR AGO & SHOW DIDNT START TILL 200 POSTS INSO THESE NOT GAMETHREAD 2 ONLY GAMETHREAD 1
Sex with Giulia
I've seen more ads than action, what a joke of a show
Audience is pretty quiet on this match
Joe Tessitore looks like a fun guy to suck off. Like he'd really appreciate it
>>19928624cooked his ass
Ilja bleeds in every fucking match
>Mad Dog 20/20>15% ABVThe fuck is this bullshit?
>>19928624
>2026>Ilja still thinks wrestling is real
I watch for she
>>19928668You can do better than that, Ryan.
>>19928684We need torpedo moscows until Ilja's brain is 115 years old and he does a top rope steiner screwdriver to melo on live tv
I fuck guys in the ass.
tama is good tho
BASED YEYEYEYEYE BROS
When he hits that Cut Throat, you are DONE.
>DRAININ' HIS BAWWWLS!
based tama
Jesus they're really strapping a rocket to Tama
My stupid fucking caretaker just knocked over my bedpan when she was bringing me my dinnerThere is pee all over my floor now
>>19928700KWAB
>>19928727why? he's dimelessnobody is buying coconut no.4 tees
ABOLLOOOOOOOOOO :DDDDDDD
Abollo for three weeks in a row :D
>Zack “Zero Response” Ryderlol
ABOLLOBROS
>>19928730bottle chads stay winning
>>19928574i had to step away right when the ball rang and only came back right when ilja got hidden bladedwas the match good?
Mid Cardona
Will all fedophiles please rise for the WWE national anthemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImNzQMPSlUg
When are we getting the Howdy vs Solo Mountain Dew Pitch Black Match?
>Nikki Cross hasn't had a match in nearly a year and a half
>>19928689Based
Does ANYONE like this Wyatt gimmick anymore? It just seems sooo 10+ years ago.
Nicky wants to bore us all to death by wrestling Drew.
Byron lookin’ extra zesty tonight
Florida just loves wrestling
SMOL
>>19928707New Jack is pretty urban
This Solo vs Wyatts feud just isnt working. They arent showing Solo being scared or anything. Image Solo vs Undertaker. That would be amazing
I quite liked that Wyatts segment.
Yawn. When do we get back to some real action with El Grande Americano VS OG El Grande Americano?
>>19928763His brother died. You can deal with a one minute segment every other week.
>>19928761She gets to sit there trying her best to look creepy and maybe take a bump once every 2 weeks, sweet deal.
I miss these old school Mean Gene Okerlund-style backstage interviews.
WTF ARE THESE DWEEBS TALKING ABOUT
>>19928763yes. i like spooky wrestlers
>Alestair ShovelGood shit!
AJ please come back bro
Is Zelina shoot sub 5'0"?
BBAJ
Women are allowed to go to shows
>Randy you've been Ogremaxxing too hard
I drove by Stamford today and spit on the ground when I saw that piece of shit WWE building
>>19928781You’re right. About both things. 1) That’s why they do it.2) People just kinda deal with it.
look man i dont wanna be a fucking asshole but im tired of short brown big assed girls. it only takes to fuck one to be bored of the gimmick. can we go back to actually beautiful women
>>19928797she was taller before she got bow legs
How much did they hate Edge if this is the kind of send off they're giving AJ?
>>19928797yes
she got them jamaican titties out
BEEP BEEP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOP BOOPBEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP
dreamy...
>>19928809>tired of short brown big assed girlssorry bro the results came back, you're a faggit
>>19928811does Edge look like a likeable person in general especially compared to AJ?
After all these years Randy rushes through his lines and lazily falls back on a couple catchphrases. What a faggot.
WWE: Can u Swim?AEW: NoWWE: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims.AEW: Can u Swim?WWE: Yes!AEW: Then Whats the Difference between u & Dog…WWE Shocked, AEW Rocks! . . .
>>19928777Why would Solo be scared of a bunch of cringe neck beard shitters?
>>19928811Edge probably told them that he was going to tranny land so, they cut him off completely. If AJ ever decides to do the same, then they'll cut him off as well.
Lash's hats are stupid.
Nia looking yummy
>NIA'S TITS
Is this really how black married men live
welp time to get my penis out
Yikes...
she got them samoan titties out
Lash's ass is forcing my dick into a shoot.
Jade looks like a tranny if trannies weren't all fat, balding retards.
Rheas streamer friend is in the audience :/
>>19928847
Jade Cargill looks like a Mortal Kombat character.
TIFFANY SAVE US
>>19928867AEW is on Wednesday nights (for now) lil' troon bro.
>Everybody ball on ball>Everybody if a fli onlineGenuinely wtf did she just say lmao
Which wrestler does this remind (You) of?
jade just spoiled that iyo wins lmao
WWE has filed to trademark the following names:• C.J. Valor• Santi Rivera• Romeo Moreno
>>19928875She shoot looks like Marvel Rivals Storm now.I wouldn't be surprised if she mains her 24/7
does anybody watch smackdown at all
Jade is so fucking sexy
I like Jade's style. I don't care what anyone says.
>>19928888Good for Santizap, I like him.
Jesus when did Charles get new tits?
OFC they need to put the belt back on Charles for the record.
>>19928887Yeah wtf
Just looked at the previous gamethread. Why do you guys post in threads that are dead? There is a new one, nobody is going to see the last 10 posts or so.
WTF was Jade doing there? Their lips were touching.
>world champion is just fillerlol ok paul...
Chuck, the real actual might-possibly be transsexual
>>19928909blame lazy ass fuckin bianca OWWWWW MY FINGEEE
>Censor Cody saying "asshole">Jade can say "bitch"huh
Jade is so bad that I'd rather see Charlotte with the belt again than Jade
>Get out of my face niggerDamn Charles
>>19928915many people are suspecting so
>>19928912I make posts to pop myself. Idc if any of you retards get it.
>>19928797She smol
Lol was that interaction between Jade and Charlotte a shoot? Ref seemed a little anxious about it.
Women’s matches are up? Finally some entertainment, I was falling asleep
This is what you Oba fans sound like fyi
>>19928908She’s been pushing em up and displaying em a lot the last month. It’s her last ditch effort at relevancy.
Elektra Lopez almost got em out
>Charlotte beats jade>Liv beats Steph at italy >Charlotte beats Alexa later >Liv and raquel will continue their feud
>>19928856DOWN SINCE
>>19928917Bitch isn't on the list
wow jade sucks
>>19928929100% a shoot No way HHH would make her seem so pathetic
>>19928917Bitch is a female dog.Ass is a donkey.Asshole is an orifice where excrement comes out of.Figure it out.
Nice outfit on Charlotte. She needs to emphasis the titties again.
Sami is old and reasonably underwhelming but this whole world champ thing is getting fucking annoying. Give him a belt for three months or something so we can put this gay shit to rest.
>Women’s matches are up? Finally some entertainment, I was falling asleep.
>>19928929jade has been noted to have had shoot incidents with at least nia, shayna and natty
>>19928939>Wiggerlol
>>19928950what titties? shes an aging fridge body retard. She needs to be retired by foid gunther, maybe lash or something idk
>>19928954We don't want to see your home movies here, pal.
I guess that last jadeMatch was an outlier. She’s awful
The finish of the Elimination Chamber mens match was just leaked. Trick gets buckbroken. Vid related
>>19928962I didnt comment on his hips. She does have titties though.
>>19928943Physically, her look is impeccable. She’s literally a superhero character. You really couldn’t create a better wrestling physique in a lab.But beyond that….yes, she’s pretty awful at most everything else.
>>19928964jordynne's a realllllllly good worker
if Jade were white you’d all be riding her enormous clit dick
Kiana Dimes
Imagine Randy jobbing to Black
HUGE POP IN MY PANTS
The restaurant I ordered Door Dash from called and said they didn't have enough of the protein I ordered so, they made it up by adding more rice and vegetables. I said OK but, now I think they are just ripping me off.What do?
>>19928946>>19928956Lol, basedJade does have a huge ego so it seemed like a shoot, plus the fact she was going back to try to intimidate Charlotte a second time during her entrance
>>19928982Damn, this would be a shit
odds nia or charles starts shooting on the other in this match?
>>19928939>not censoring nibba>not censoring joggerIt's a field day for the inquisitive mind.
I would sex Kiana, also she was the best in the women's rumble same with Sol
>>19928976She's a woman (probably) which means she needs to be fuckable. She's too vascular and monstrous, plus she took the risk she'd get pushed to the moon fast and now shes just part of the furniture.
Why do so many of the women mouth their own song lyrics down the ramp and mouth their own names as the ring announcer says things?
Kiana is only there to eat the pin.
>>19928985you will eat the rice and veg and you will like it
>>19929004Rhea got over, started doing it, other women started doing it, now it’s incredibly annoying when anyone does it
Hi *raises paw*Anything good happen yet? Just got home from work. Looks like lots of womeme slop tonight.I've been to Souix City. Entire town smells like a gas station restroom and everyone is on meth.
>>19928980We already know what white Jade is like. The exact same type of shitter.
These are supposedly leaked texts from a roidhead in WWE>you can fist a load out of me but my dick is essentially useless
>>19928997Zero. Chuck understands how awful that shit looks which is why she didn't react to Jade going off script.
>>19929009Most likely, yes.
>>19929004Typically the lyrics apply to them as characters, so they mouth them to reiterate them. Also, if I came out to a banger song, I would sing it too. See: Tess Blanchard.
>>19929009Kiana is there to be sexy because those other two crusty tarts can't manage it
>>19929034Ew gross
>>19929018that woman has a very unfortunately unattractive figure plus no one’s ever heard of her
>>19929034Kiana knows how to network.
KELANI?
>>19929020Drew?
>>19928968That's one zesty buck. He shouldn't dress like that in public, it's like luring a moth to a flame for buck hunters like that bald guy.
>>19929034me on the left
Two muscle chicks and Nia still has to do 75% of the work.
>>19928968Wow, didn't know Val Venis liked bucks, wouldn't expect that from him
>>19929025I’m just trying to imagine Cody coming out while mouthing ADRENALINE IN THE ZONE… lolIt seems to be a curiously contagious female thing.
Tony Kahn is in HospitalNeed please say kind word to him
>>19929075He does the woooooooo thing though. Those are lyrics in his song.
>>19929075Women are basically children when you stop to think about it.
this match sucks
They should push Kiana
KIANA DROP
>>19929087Not really.
I wish my CPA was as strong as Kiana James
Wanted to see Kiana win there
>>19929084Not the same thing at all, you retarded white knight simp.Here's what I'm gonna do.I'm gonna hide this thread, and you will NEVER be able to reply to me again, because I'll be gone. Your insane seething compounded by your burning insecurities will make me live rent free in your mind and absolutely smother your pathetic limp spirit.So, I win. Enjoy seething forever, you retarded faggot jabroni bitch. Bye. :)
Sol Ruca should bury all these gross freaks
I honestly don't know why Charles isn't a heel yet, she always gets mogged by Lexi
JUSTIFIED KIANA CHANTS
Kiana chants based
THAT WAS A THREE COUNT
when will the bra and panties matches return?or at least the mud pool matches
>>19929099ok bro. Have a nice night.
SF looks so shitty when you stand there for 20 seconds getting your balance.
nice botch lmao
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
I cant believe Kiana has already surpassed Giulia in overness.Faggot pedophile joshi freaks in the mud :)
WWE is sponsored by fucking bum wine now?
It's straighter to fuck a twink in the ass than fuck charles in the pussy, and I think femboy enjoyers are legit faggots.>>19929102They spent all this time trying to stop Charles from being booed every time she opens her mouth
Charles is looking extra manly tonight
Whoooopsa. Really bad botch by Kiana. Yikes
I like to imagine just the regular everyday panties each of the women wear. Just moving around under their pants/skirts. Imagine the smell.
Was it a superplex or spanish fly spot that caused Charlotte blow her ACL out? Figured she'd have taken it out of the moveset.
Poor Kiana she took too long in both the spanish fly and the countdown
Titties poppin'.
Kiana is so much more over than Giulia it isn't even funny
BOOBA
>>19929054I’m hearing Seth’s voice when I read that.
TITTIES
that's an awful fucking botch from kiana even the crowd saw if fucking kek
Rare gentle ass drop by Nia there she must like kiana
KIANA TITTIES
....yikes. Another botch in gayWWE? Another day that ends with "y".
>>19929137She's outgrow Giulia for sure
BOOOBA
Black screen?
what did kiana botch????
>>19929130It wasn't the move that did it. It was the loss of balance maybe because old lady Asuka couldn't hold her right.
Kiana is so based
Post the boobs!
Chuck is disgusting kek
>>19929134>>19929138>>19929141>>19929145I figured that’s what must’ve happened. My screen went black for 2 seconds, so they caught it.
Kiana wins!
BASED KIANA
Imagine these 3 girls squishing tony khans face between their oiled asses and farting into his open mouth creating a suction vacuum of oil farts intestinal gas and they just fucking slather his bearded face in oil and ass sweat and bounce up and down side to side crushing his face with there asses and farting
SHE WON
WHAT THE FUCK?!
What a surprise.
KIANAMANIA
who nip slipped?also chuck and kiana are cena disciples ? they call the spots so loud
KIANA LETS GOOOOO
>>19929155No nipple, no booba
good for kiana. she's got a very bright future ahead of her. she's a very naturally talented wrestler
NAUGHTY AMERICA BROS
BASED
>>19929009Oh yeah?
KIANABROSWE WON
>>19929161Nah, it was Chuck's boobs that were exposed.
Smackdown is an infinitely better show than RAM
charlottekeks... niasnacks... KWAB
HOLY BASED
GIULIETTY
based kiana
>>19929172Charles but she didn't slip they blacked it out before
Janel Grant going to the chamber???
kiana is getting the chuck push just like lyra got the becky push
Well… now we REALLY know why the ref didn’t count to 3 when she botched. He knew she was booked to win. Lol
>>19929009KWAB
>>19929180Nice swerve. I'm not upset to be proven wrong.
>>19929009
So Raquel's getting the monster spot then.
>>19928574HOLY SHIT, BARONESS WON!>>19928964Jordynne carried her
>>19929172Kiana after the Annihilator when Charles kicked Nia to stop the pinfall
Iyo losing weight and looking good tonight to be honest. Imagine her on an off-day in just regular panties. Prob a nice smell.
What did Iyo say? I don't speak gooklish.
They already did this squash match
>>19929024Lmao you were so wrong
MR NASH GET DOWN
>Kiana qualified>But not GiuliaHuh?Also you can see Kiana is improving and wants to but she needs to work harder and a new character repackage
Remember when Kiana got squashed in her debut
Kitbros... I don't feel so good...
>>19929211Me so horny me fuck you long time
>>19929211she said>"Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as My Chemical Romance (plus the pretentiousness). Real emo sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake emo is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL EMO are Pg 99, Rites of Spring, Cap n Jazz (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta. Some examples of FAKE EMO are American Football, My Chemical Romance and Mineral EMO BELONGS TO HARDCORE NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE
How the fuck has Rhea been on top for so long yet she has some of the worst promos and speaking segments in the entire company
>>19929222Based
>the valet of the mid card Woman's champ wins contendership match for potential Woman's world title matchOkay
>>19929227Because she’s ok in the ring and she gets the biggest pops
>>19929215Yep, they clearly decided to put one young wildcard in each chamber. Je’Von and now Kiana. I like it. They’ll eat pins in the Chamber, of course, but I like seeing them each get a bump. I like em both.
>>19929221We got a win over Orton once, we got this Kitbros!
>>19929235I moreso meant how has she not improved on the mic
Kiana is only in EC to eat a pin.
>>19929227Despite the weight loss she’d immediately get over here again if she simply stopped wearing the black lipstickIt’s fun for us and her sometimes but nothing but black lips for years isn’t great
>>19929245That will be Raquel, and she will blame Liv for that.
>>19929243Why improve when all signs point yo everyone loves you already?
YO THREAD BITCH NEW THREAD LETS GOI GOT SHIT TO POST
>>19929243Because she doesn’t need to. She can botch all the time and stutter on the mic and people will pop.
WHO?
HUUUUH STEPH SISTERS....
Does Hobbs address the real age question in this interview
This is the match
>muh grandma saved me!Every black wrestler ever.
KIT WILSON
KITWILSON
But where is he?
>>19929232The Ghoul experiment is over. They realized Kiana is where the dimes are. All bugs except Iyo are getting the spray.
>>19929263The what?
Stephanie rebranded to Steph
KIT WIL-SON
what's your story, anon?
SOUND BARRIER SHATTERING POP HOLY SHIT
when the hell is royce keys gonna debut
>>19929274Kairi and Asuka are over though.
Kit is such a faggot.
>>19929254here faggot>>19929282>>19929282>>19929282
IT'S ZESTY MAN!!
Give him the mic
Wade having too much fun
>Steph has this incredible ability to have these scripted conversationsanyway put the belt on kit
no toxicity allowed in this thread
ALL THE EMPTY SEATS KWAB
OBA
Cutie NXT ref in the ring
LIVBROS IT'S TWITCHING>LIVBROS IT'S TWITCHINGLIVBROS IT'S TWITCHING>LIVBROS IT'S TWITCHINGLIVBROS IT'S TWITCHING>LIVBROS IT'S TWITCHINGLIVBROS IT'S TWITCHING>LIVBROS IT'S TWITCHINGLIVBROS IT'S TWITCHING>LIVBROS IT'S TWITCHINGLIVBROS IT'S TWITCHING>LIVBROS IT'S TWITCHINGLIVBROS IT'S TWITCHING>LIVBROS IT'S TWITCHING
HOO
I'd Oba strut if I had any rhythm
No fucking pop. KEK>B-b-b-but he's SO over with his AI slop musicPiss off
Oba lookin' chunky. Better tighten it up big man.
>>19929310Based rhiyo chad.
>>19929317Actually kill yourself
>>19929318>Not understanding how bulking and cutting works
>>19929317>everybody stands up and chantsNigga, you seething.
FROM FEMBOY TO FEMBOY
>>19929317faggot
>>19929332Should have timed it better.
>>19929309Bimbo ref got the call up with Oba? Strange...
>>19929330Sorry I can't hear you over the deafening silence this dimeless britwres cocksucker gets
>>19929351Can't figure it out.Hmmmm.
Beef bayonets kek
>>19929335>and chantsThis retard is actually worked by chants piped into themes
>9 (10) things I hate about you reference
this ref should be womens champ
Kit is an S tier heater. Like Chelsea Green levels on enhancement talent. Good shit.
Put R Truth in the box and ship it somewhere far away
Is this the first time we get to see Trick/Melo gang since their call ups?
>>19929458they reunited at NXT homecoming last year, melo was called up but trick wasn't