>Pre-Show:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWwdYlXfU5oCard:* World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk takes on Finn Bálorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqcK_ojwhzE* Women’s Intercontinental Champion Becky Lynch vs. AJ Leehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGO25qtFwco* Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, Je’Von Evans, Trick Williams, Logan Paul, and LA Knight to battle in the Men’s Elimination Chamber* Tiffany Stratton, Asuka, Alexa Bliss, Rhea Ripley, Raquel Rodriguez, and Kiana James qualify for the Women’s Elimination Chamber Match>Post-Show:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYtzUiJmOx0
>>19979060>>>/trash/
>Tiffy vs Jade 2yawn
Big Sexybros...
THE SMASH PASS HAS BEEN TRIGGEREDkek
Smash pass: ENGAGED
why did the crowd boo when raquel got eliminated
RHEA WINS LOL
>mid match ad readrepugnant
no way rhea takes two pins in a row
Post the nip slip bros
>>19979092Lot of chicanos in Chicago
Eating pizza bros
Rhea bros...
>>19979060Raquel is too lazy for me. Doesn’t sell hard for others when everyone’s bumping their butts offf to make her look good, I don’t see the investment being worth it.Also why didn’t you have her kick out of that if the point of this was to showcase her as a monster? She just looks like a regular jobber heel now
I can't believe they're wasting Liv in a shit feud with Vaquer instead of a great one with Raquel
Mods, if I could humbly ask, we seriously need a sticky. Threads are going too fast and we have multiple people making them.
>>19979099It was too quick.
Raquel should have fucking won.No one wants to see Tacky Time or Rhea in the title picture anymore
Smash Pass
>>19979092She was the only interesting one left.
Is it just me, or is Rhea's ass starting to get fat again?
>>19979081They just took the tag belt off of Rhea, might be to free her up for a solo run. I'd rather have Tiffy though.
>>19979109>Wanting Jade vs Raquel
>>19979099here
>>19979096Imagine actually listening to what they're saying on commentary
>>19979060Ignore my thread >>19979058THIS IS THE REAL THREAD!Thanks OP, ur not a fagAlso Rhea IS STUPIDLY OUT OF PACE FOR FUCKS SAKE, SHE CANT WRESLTE ANYMORE
No way cole just did a mid match ad readholy fuck it really can always get more shameless
>>19979096Miss me yet, pal?
Timothy
WHAT THE
RIP Tiffany's nose.
rhea is NOT eating two pins in as many nights
Tiffy leaking
Sticky the fucking thread already I leave for two minutes and the other is already done
where is giulia I keep thinking tiffany is giulia
Feels like the entrances were longer than the match itself
>>19979116I've been noticing that too
>>19979121id pin her so hard right there
>>19979116Is that a bad thing?
Reminder that Rhea is the most over PERSON in professional wrestling history (most financially successful era) and if you don't agree then you're an AEW tranny :3
>>19979128shit!
that was very meh
Hey look Rhea won
Enjoying the show, GOY?
rhea clearly bumping into the post after tiffy moved
And what about IYO?
>>19979128women are so bad at wrestling. how do you fuckers watch this garbage
>>19979136they literally were kek
Oh wow who could've predicted that?
>>19979140We know Buddy.
>>19979105She was manhandling rhea ripley earlier, idk i thought she looked pretty strong for a second
Of course the tranny dyke won
when did tiffany bust her nose
RHEA IS OFF RAW THANK GOD
>>19979128holy shit lol. i tuned in late and this explains why the chicaco smark crowd is so quiet
>>19979134this is fucking shit. it doenst shatter. its just thin plastic. Fuck off
so, what about iyo? how the fuck is she gonna fit in wm?
>Rhea back on SD>Jade jobbingBest of both worlds
>>19979142yep
Raquel's boobies are too cute...
I HATE THIS FUCKING BITCH SO MUCH 0/10 PPV I'm watching AEW now
wow what a surprise winner
Damn no one saw that coming
cool matchthe bloody nose at the end looked cool as fuck
>>19979128didn't quite get all of it
MAKE RHEA LOOK STRONGMAKE RHEA LOOK STRONG...
>think Thank God that was quick>remember AJ v LynchGrim
lolrheawins
Welp there goes Tiffy's return push, her nose is fucked upAt least she can bog the hell up more now
Rhea has to try and carry Jade to a decent Mania match. It's going go be trash.
Just end the brand split already
>>19979148why do you think the majority of wrestling fans are faggots and trannies nowall the men moved on
>tiffy leaknow she has an excuse to go get it fixed again
>>19979140I don't care, as long as she takes the belt off of Jade.
>>19979159Moonsault on Raquel
Oh Rhea win to the surprise of no one lol
>rhea vs jadewho tf tryna see that kek
Tiffany runner up in the Royal Rumble and Elemination Chamber. I'm a Tiffy fan but I'm happy she doesn't have to wrestle Jade again I would much rather see her have a fun feud with Chelsea
>>19979128kwab
>you lost the tag titles>now you win the EC>two years in a rowHow fucking dull
>>19979155Exactly, for a second- all of that goes away when she just gets pinned by a cannon ball + one pms, same with this ending how tf does tiff go down to one riptide???? Elimination chamber endings used to mean something
>>19979166It's not supposed to be glass.
Predictable Paul strikes again. How exciting. Ugly tranny vs Ugly tranny gorilla Cool. Shant be watching
>>19979159Whenever Rhea did that Electric Chair Face Drop.
>>19979105I think she's booked very strong tonight. Like Nia Jax. I wanted her to win but Rhea ain't bad either
>>19979128>a real discombobulation, king
>>19979121that’s the fabric inside her bra retard
so realistically, can Rhea even pull out a banger with "JADE CARGIL" on Wrestlemania? It's insane that she is literally HULK HOGAN
Literally a nothing match. Nothing fucking happened. Just moves and a couple of chamber spots.
>>19979134Me when my FUCKING MIDGET OF A WAITER gets my order wrong
RHEAWINSLOL
>>19979159i think when rhea slammed her face into the matwhat an ass match, sure rhea wins but no heat in the entire match and super choreographed bumps
fucking kek Jade Shitgil is losing 100% guaranteed
>>19979178>Rhea getting ragdolled by Raquel for most of the match>Look strong
post the raquel nipple slip
lol how the fuck can Rhea see her. They're literally doing the Hogan/Wall spot
>>19979159electric chair face bump>>19979192retard
>Rhea wins>Cody wins>Punk winsZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Rhea will give Jade the best match of her career.
Bullshit.WM42 is selling like shit, they scared.They think Rhea is biggest draw, she is not.This was a mistake, WM42 will continue to sell like shit, so will subsequent shows.
Jade vs Rhea is dimes, simple as.
And the bathroom break match of night 1 has been made
Is HHH allergic to pushing other people?
>even the fans are ads fuck this world
>>19979208welcome to wwe
If (You) thought that match was bad, you aint seen nothing yet....Chez's reddit wife and Becky are next...
post raquel's titties coming out plx
What...
>>19979205>that was bowling shoe ugly
>>19979215Exactly anon...WM42 will be shit
Why can’t mania just be at the end of march?
>>19979218she's someone's daughter, sicko
i said this in another thread last nightbutthe clear move is rhiyo challenging jade/giulia, winning both titles and running smackdownthat's how you fix smackdownthat will eventually lead into rhea/bianca when bianca comes back, that will save the women's US title scene
>>19979221Chamber is a filler show
>>19979140Sar, I kindly ask you to understanding that liking the mentally ill dyke is not a personality
did this retard jade forgot she is supposed to be a jade? she is too happy
>>19979229oh god dont remind me
Knew this was coming when they lost the tag belts
Triple Paul really does book the most obvious shit. He's a total shitter and should have the pencil taken away from him.
>>19979167Kairi on a pole match for ownership of the Pirate Princess.
It's predictable, but Rhea can pull better matches than stiffy and she put up with the tag titles for a while, I'm not mad about it
>>19979221Afraid so
Holy fuck this really is the 'default' wrestlemaniaRoman won the rumble buy default because he is the biggest dudeRhea wins the chamber by default because she is the biggest womanThey forgot to make any stories so the biggest stars win by default kek
>>19979221nahRandy wins
so what is Iyo supposed to do for Mania now...?
>>19979208Shut up and eat your slop
welp not watching one second of this shit. see you in 20 bros
>>19979229This is a pissbreak and showerbreak match
MORE WOMEN'S WRESTLING YAAAAAY
Fuck Rhea Hogan and triple FraudNo wonder the company is in the shithole its at because of bullshit booking like this
>>19979227LMAO I poped
>Becky lynch Vs AJ leeI can't decide who's more obnoxious
Shilling the AAA card for tonight for anyone that's just tuning 10pm EST / 9pm CDMXGamethread >>19976992
Raquel nippa?
>2 women's matches in a row
>>19979249also everyone got injured
>>19979252Carry Ghoulia
Wheatleyyyyyyyy so good I drink it neatly
>grown man calls himself bouncy what a buck broken faggot
>>19979182even if she broke her nose (she might not have), broken noses heal fast and you can wrestle with them
>>19979249We are back to the new generation slop
>>19979237Nobody fucking cares about womens wrestling lil bro
>>19979231It's the general. He'll save you on car insurance.Probably some promotion where they got their seats upgraded.
Doot doot doot
>Lynch vs LeeIt's a four match PPV, why even waste a spot on this?
>>19979252Nothing. She'll probably face Guilia on Smackdown for the US title
>>19979260This is the show
>>19979237You've been sperging out about it in multiple threads for over a day now. Give it a rest.
Back to back womeme matches have we not fucking suffered enough???
>>19979260would be a good mouth wash from this terrible show
>>19979221Something unexpected will happen tonightMy money is on LA Knight winning the chamber
I could go for some vodka right about now…
>>19979232kek
rhea jade is gonna be boring
Ads during a ppv is insane
yeah you should do some vodka while delivering mail
>>19979252giulia US title
>4 minutes of ads on a ple
If you don't love 2 women's matches back to back then you're an AEW tranny trolling
>>19979243plexiglass is plastic
>>19979259Becky wins by a hair
LMAO COMMERCIAL BREAK CHAMBERi bet ESPN feed is getting jewcucked right now with ads
today we're all BECKY LYNCH fans!
>>19979252she 'll just stay in gorilla
>PPV ad breaksI hope Nick Khan gets raped
Is there any chance of this match not being horrendous?
>>19979252>>19979245
>>19979273
>Do you lug bails of hay all day? Get drunk off my vodka
>>19979252I'm feeling a betrayal so it's a triple threat again, that or she goes for the US title
>>19979289Its not. PPV its a PLE
>hispanic faggot elbow dropping your food before he serves it to youGrim
>>19979279no i haven't. i wrote like 2 posts about it max.
>Roman vs punk>Cody vs drew #3000>rhea vs jade>stephanie vs livactually might be worse than mania 41
>>19979235It use to be a long time ago.
Skelly Rhea is dimeless.Thicc Rhea was dimes. Sad!
>4 minute ad during a show you literally have to pay forI fucking hate Saudi Arabia so much bros
Ads within the ads with ad merchandise and the commentator pushing ads whilst ads in the ring are accompanied by 3 ads every 30 minutes.
>first hour free on ESPN2>it's just ads tko killed wwe. it's even on ad break on netflix!
>>19979206Or it's tape
That was the most vanilla chamber match of all time. Not a single memorable moment with the obvious predictable winner
>>19979302Afraid not
>>19979296Plexiglass shatters. That was literally thin aycrlic. Learn science. Also I will rape you to death
>>19979289>>19979293the kino netflix break music is awesome tho, but yeah this is fucking Smackdown tier experience
rhea has only been at 6 wrestlemanias and has been fighting for a women’s world title in 5 of them…..
I have a feeling that since the predictable winner won the womens chamber, either Finn will beat chez (unlikely) or someone besides Cody will win the chamber
do we know yet who is replacing Jey?
>>19979311So why can’t it be that now? January to April road to mania is cancer
Is there ANY chance this Becky v AJ match is good?
>>19979313>pay forSays who?
they're not actually going back-to-back with women's matches
Wait you Americans had to pay for this shit?Lmao it’s on Netflix for me but I wouldn’t pay a penny for it if it wasn’t on the stranger things platform
WHATS IN THE FUCKING BOX
>>19979315wait what you serious? it it on ESPN2 right now? i dont pay for basic cable either lmao, either way its fucking rip off.netflix an a VPN the only way to go
>>19979330Jimmy
>>19979314I LOVE MODERN WRASSLIN!!!!!!!
>>19979330logan paul already did
>>19979330Logan Paul was announced on Smackdown.
>ppv>ad
>>19979332Becky has a good match with anyone
>>19979319pretty much. the chamber never feels original anymore. the first like 10 all had cool spots
netflix adbreak song is kino
>>19979332it’ll be match of the night
>>19979244yeahi was a huge HHH fan growing up so im not even biased, he's objectively a terrible booker. boring as fuck, there's no reason to ever tune into this shit.
oh fuck I didn't think the match would end that quickly I missed the whole thing instead of just an elimination or two
>>19979334Get em out of the way.
>>19979229They actually booked that for a "premium event"? lmao
>>19979288It’s going to be a botchfest
Just tuned in, did I miss the box?
>>19979335
>>19979335I love the demonic music during burger ad breaksMe and my daughter get up and dance during it
>TV ads during a PPVthis company deserves to die
Forgot to get garlic butter dipping sauce with my bread bites from dominos :/
>>19979244Paul books like a Marvel film. It's all about le epic moments and FINISHING THE STORY! Vince made some ridiculous decisions but at least you were kept guessing.
>>19979325she also seemed to legit fuck up her back, because she was selling it way too much even when they werent focused on her, yet another mania she'll probably win an then have to kayfabe be "attacked" to relinquish the title again...literally 2 years in a row nowthe entire match was a slopfest
>>19979313You're either over 40 or under 25.
There weren't this many ads before the ESPN deal, bet those fucks are pushing for more ads. TKO owns UFC and there aren't that many ads in their PPVs
>>19979358Nope but Rhea Hogan won to make her look strong
>>19979358Yes
>>19979349she’s never had a good match in her career?
>>19979361fuck you and your daughter
Sipping Wheatley vodka mixed with Mountain Dew while I munch on a slim Jim and wipe my face with dude wipes
>>19979332only if aj doesn't pull out this move again
>ad break ends >IT'S MORE ADS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck this company
Nah this shit is ass bros. We used to get video packages that build hype for the match. I don't even watch week-to-week so I need those to know who to care about. Fuck this nuWWE retard shit
>>19979319the last memorable chamber for me was the one Bray won because i doubt anyone predicated he was gonna win it since the dude almost never wins on PLE's
>>19979314OY VEY
Oh boy the commercial break is over now I can finally hear LA Knight talk about Slim Jims
>>19979315Shapiro and Emanuel....kikes will do that.
>>19979358Yeah it really was Jericho, he squashed Drew in 2 minutes
>>19979355that's true
when do they open the box
>>19979325The only thing she lacks is better mic and persona, outside of that she's one of the best workers and also outdraws most of the men, also her WM matches are actually pretty decent
>show comes back from ad break>to an ad
>>19979288By the time this match happens, Jade will have been champ for nearly six months. She's has one defence so far. Even Lesnar defended his title more often.
>>19979365For WM and SS, you play the hits.There are other PLE’s where you can play the deep cuts.
>Don’t you mean it’s a snapped neck?Cool it LA Knight
i miss bianca
>>19979386
>>19979362I thought the entire idea of PPV was that it’s JUST the event barring silent sponsors. Paying to see ads is INSANE
I really wish WWE had serious competition. This is fucking pathetic.
Bianca, you lazy bitch, you're doing an ad for us since you're calling in sick every fucking week over a paper cut
>>19979367? It was actually a fast paced but decently clean match for a women's match. Nothing really to complain about but of course /pw/ finds a way
>>19979349It's not 2018 anymore, bud.
>Snap into Big E's neck!
>>19979378Dude Wipes are supposed to be for wiping your asshole, you degenerate fucker.
>Goy Force adHahahaha
LET THE BOOTIES HIT THA FLAAAH
My stream keeps cutting out...
>Jobs in big matches>Gets to bang Bianca and eat Slim Jims Worth it
>>19979260Undertaker is a better booker than Haich, and that’s a shoot brother
following an ad break with more ads is so fucked up
Wait why is there a wrestling match interrupting my advertisements?I hope it ends quickly so B-Fab can tell me what the latest dominoes special offer is
GIVE ME WHAT I WANT HUNTER
LMAO NETFLIX COMES BACK AFTER 3 MINUTES, COMMENTARY MUTED AS THE CAMERA PANS OVER THE CROWD, lmao based NETFLIX blocking even the bullshit ad reads after the "ad break"
>>19979380At least Bianca is in it, tho. Miss her.
>>19979362I would rather have ads than the six minutes of repetitive music we get in Europe.
Turn this monkey slop music off please...
>>19979394I miss her short haircut look
oh wtf when I heard "let the bodies hit the floor" as the backing track for some shit earlier I didn't realize they made a remix of it. I hope this doesn't end up like the I'm blue thing
mmmm aj lee ass
>>19979349becky hasn't had a single good match in her entire life you simp faggot
this match is gonna be so dogshit
>>19979402It's not a PPV you worthless cum stain.
>>19979363You deserve shit anyway for not getting based Papa John's
I'm starting to feel this is a new era, guys
>Front loading the first have with the womenI don’t know if this is good or bad
>>19979401I'm an honest boy, a good honest boy.
>>19979416He, Austin, Jericho and mainly Shawn are.Vince was right once more.
>>19979363>You fucked up! You fucked up!
>>19979260>>19979416This is basically the AAA pre-game thread/show
>>19979429she had good matches in 2018 but probably only 1 or 2 since then
>More foidslop
Lot of build up for a match that’s gonna end in a DQ.
>>19979260OH SHIT! AMERICANO V AMERICANO?better than cmll
>>19979429She just got a good match out of Maxxine like a month or 2 ago.
>>19979427>a nigga Im tired of hip hop
>>19979434>basedsorry anon but they stopped being based for sacking papa himself
>>19979433You have to pay to view it retard
was Rhea always the plan or was it originally gonna be Binaca but her finger took too long to heal
>>19979313It's free if you have Netflix
>adam Pearce and Nick Aldis open the mystery box>inside is a big Mcdonalds happy meal to announce WWEs newest official fast food sponsor
>>19979396I mean, it’s pretty common for heels to be stingy with title defenses in kayfabe.
AJ wins = Finn winsBecky wins = Phil winsAll other options are mathematically impossible
becky is older than aj btw…. embarrassing for the beckster
>>19979442That is genuinely disgusting
>>19979401This crybaby kike is still absolutely SEETHING!
Got me some Jack Daniels for this match because sober ain't gonna be survivable
>>19979457id kek
they left out all the cringe promos from the hype package kek
>>19979456
>>19979429>>19979375Your misogyny is showing
Becky's new theme I'd so anti-hype, it'd be funny if it weren't so sad
>>19979457kek it's probably another ad for dudewipes
>womemes midcard titleLiterally what, when did this happen
>>19979454Rhea is always the plan...
>>19979454Bianca returning to win the Rumble and take down Jade made perfect sense.
This match is gonna have like 10 botches
why is the champion coming out first this company is retarded
>>19979456Netflix is not letting me use VPN anymore
Ads during the entrances. Kek.
NEW NON TRANS THREAD>>19979472>>19979472>>19979472>>19979472>>19979472
Who is the men's IC champ? I feel the belt disappeared just two years ago
hope aj gets injured
>>19979474Some time in the last 3 years
REAL NEW ACTUAL NON TRANNY THREAD>>19979490>>19979490>>19979490>>19979490>>19979490
>>19979485
>>19979474A while ago and there's two of them. The other one is also an afterthought.
>>19979486you dont watch the show
>>19979486Still Dom, he’s defending on Monday though
>>19979489Hope they both get injured desu
Music so shit the show feels like a local Indy
>>19979486Dom and its because theyve done nothing with him for months
>>19979486respect dom?
>>19979486dom lmfao
>>19979486dom dom right? although he doesnt defend i think hes injured or something
>>19979454bianca would've been awhile ago if she had healed up
>>19979486Yeah Dom's done basically nothing with it, big brain smarks like myself know it belongs with Kit Wilson
>>19979457>>19979470Imagine if The General came out. Genuinely one of HHH's best booking decisions.
>>19979485Neck yourself shartranny >>19979494THIS IS THE THREAD!
the crowd is so dead lol
>Your driver is making stops along the way. We'll let you know when they're heading to you.
I'm a about to take a shit instead of watching this bros. One reply and I'll post my dookie batter.
>>19979458She's a hoss not a chickenshit heel though
>>19979529That cat has been abused :(
this is what im watching while becky and aj slop it up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHWRVgyg1vE
>>19979522Back to back women's matches
are beckys thighs fatter have them always been that juicy i got an insta boner
>>19979535do it faggot
>ppv starts>womens chamber>come back after it's done>becky lynchI don't deserve this
>>19979458actually defending this shit lmao kill yourself swiftly
>>19979601seth dont you have to hide in the box
