>Pre-Show:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWwdYlXfU5oCard:* World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk takes on Finn Bálorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqcK_ojwhzE* Women’s Intercontinental Champion Becky Lynch vs. AJ Leehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGO25qtFwco* Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, Je’Von Evans, Trick Williams, Logan Paul, and LA Knight to battle in the Men’s Elimination Chamber* Tiffany Stratton, Asuka, Alexa Bliss, Rhea Ripley, Raquel Rodriguez, and Kiana James qualify for the Women’s Elimination Chamber Match>Post-Show:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYtzUiJmOx0
>watch thisKek based Truth
>AJ wins the belt in her first match Is Vince back?
Great match
didn't Papa John's just go bankrupt
They actually used the mystery box for an advert…….
why did they fire r-truth
A box?Heheh that's good shit pal!
>sir, we require you watching an advert in the show
Watch AAA 10 pm EST / 9 PM CDMXGamethread >>19976992
>R-Truth is just an ad guy now
>its a box of pizza
Can Punk lose this? Will he still fight Roman at WM if he does?
>>19979999Carried by big time bex
>thought they were gonna open the box>it was another adWhy do I still watch this shit
so what's the plan for the IC title at mania? becky rematch?
Is the box unveiling going on after the Main?
>Truth hired back to shuck and jive for corporations He should’ve just stayed fired
wtf it was pizza all along
I really couldnt care less about womeme bullshit, but isnt the IC belt supposed to elevate younger female talent? Kek these stupid whores are such hypocrites.
Will the crowd erupt or shit on the Danhausen reveal? Get your bets in now.
>>19979995More believable than the last match
>Tranny threads from here on out.Grim.
you just know HES in the bix
>>19979962Always was
>fedslop is literally just close up of niggers eating pizza now
Fuck me, even doot doot doot got Def Rebelled.
i am shoot only watching for the box
womeme wrestling bros what happened? most awful matches i've seen
capitalism has shoot heat with me brother
>>19980014>can Punk lose thisNo lmao he’s been politicking like a motherfucker since he got back
>another two months of stuttering "unhinged" Becky promos
>>19980005that was promoting a rock movie to be fair
Is it still Riyadh season?
>>19980012He's been doing these types of segments for years
Ayo bruh this pizza lowkey tuff!
Is Chicago a good city?
>>19980012good. what the fuck was he gonna do, wrestle? nigga's 60 and almost had his leg amputated. fans are retarded>>19980004they didn't listen to retarded fans
>>19980024they tried putting it on younger talent and it didn't workthe wrestlers elevate the belt, not the other way aroundthe belt doesn't do anything for anyone or for itself if it's stuck on someone the crowd doesn't care about
Why are Arabs so desperate for tourism I thought they have enough oil money for the next century?
why is ajs finisher a swazi
>>19980038>pulling the Lyra derp faceMaybe it's just an Irish chicken thing
>>19980038>when you shart in public again and want to check if anyone noticed
>>19980024They have to build up the prestige with legends having held it faggot
>>19980018fatal 4 way between Becky AJ Natalya and Maxxine
>>19980003I can't believe they'd tarnish the prestige of the mystery box like that...
Someone just threw a brick though my window with the words "WATCH AEW" on it
The corpse of the supreme leader of Iran is in the box.
>>19980014Yes. They’ve got plenty of time for him to get the belt back. It’ll get everybody talking about how. Which is exactly the buzz you need to generate. Finn wins.And honestly, I bet it was Phil’s idea. He probably thinks it’s fun to lose in Chicago after beating Finn in Northern Ireland.
im telling you guys DONT eat that pan pizza. its fucking vile they couldnt even make the pizza in the promo look good. You have been warned. If you want a good fast food pan pizza go to dominoes.
>>19980055>good. what the fuck was he gonna do, wrestle? nigga's 60 and almost had his leg amputated. fans are retardedI don’t care about him wrestling just give him something funny to do instead of product placement shit
>>19980012It's ok I rather have a smile when i see him than be sad for him getting squashedI would love to have seen his cancelled Ron Killings run tough
I can't believe Becks lost...
>>19980075Show me the body.
AJs finisher is making other girls tap to her stench
someone post the Becky ddt on the chair botch pl0x
>Six women EC match>Female Irish champ vs Female Chicago challenger>Male Chicago champ vs Male Irish challenger>Six man EC matchDat symmetry tho
>>19980074Final warning e-drone
What if it's [spoiler]dick[/spoiler] in the box?
>>19980005it was????holy shit i won't check it but you're not lying well goddamn they did a pretty poor fucking job of it huh?
Someone tell uncle paul to pause the show I gotta walk my dog
>>19980004>show up in Chicago>get Papa John'sThey aren't paying Truth enough for this.
>>19980074What could it mean?
>>19980014Punk/Roman is the only thing people are looking forward to right now; I doubt they'd endanger that by changing the match.
>>19980059Oil will run out. Gonna need a fall back option. Nobody wants to go to Saudi to fuck ugly brown women when they can just go to Thailand and fuck Sexy, brown ladyboys.
>>19980078>dominoes >goodPick one
>>19980078It looked like thick bread with tomato sauce and pepperoni. Gross
Need a link
>>19980058well Maxxine is over so id say the crowds carea bout her yet they took it off her to feud with Natalya
if it was me doing the booking, i would have made this punk/finn match a falls count anywhere match, and they go into the back and accidentally break the box open accidentally during a scuffleif it's really danhausen, then he crawls out of the box and low blows finn, letting punk win
>>19980020100% is going to be whille or at the end>>19980026Nope, everyone will boo that isnt jericho
>>19980078Papa John sucks but you get free sauce unlike the others.
>>19980024the young talent can't even handle the crowd they are pathetic and unprofessional until they cope better the hags will rule the division
Who else is ordering Papa John's?
How long is this show going to be?
I fully believe Drew can now only orgasm by having his asshole fingered.
>>19980035speaking of which, whatever happened to niki? did she become tag champs with brie?? where is either of themmilfi bella worked me into a finna shoot brother
Chika is in the box
>>19980024Yeah, it's retarded. It doesn't do shit nor elevate the belt considering no one gives a shit about either of them.
>>19980042Women don’t have the gravitas men do when it comes to fake fighting- lita and trish were awesome cause they appealed to the male gaze, most of these modern womeme wrestlers hate the male base and are lesbian
>>19980101Oh sweaty….Just you watch.
>>19980078For me it's dominos stuffed crust
>>19980074first funny e-drone in history
>>19980120Not after they delivered me a cold pizza
>>19980077How? Punk has been the most overpowered wrestler in the company since his return. They going to let Finn go over him clean out of nowhere?
It's hilarious how the entire build of this Punk/Balor build is>Imagine how fucking shitty Wreslemania will be if Finn wins and ruins our main event?This vanilla faggot is gay but I hate Punk even more so I hope he beats him
>>19980113maxxine was a step up from lyra but she was cooling as the weeks went by, it's actually good they took it off her because a nattie feud would not have been good for that title
>>19980054No its crime ridden with tons of yns
Natalya is gonna beat aj lol
>>19980125I'm in Chika's box.
>>19980054>midwest>good citylol
is punk vs finn next
I think i timed it perfectly to miss phil and the womeme matches. Let's see what's in that box.
This is the worst thing I have ever seen in my whole life
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>19980138never going to happen
THANK YOU FOR FIGHTING FOR ISREAL
I shoot wish I cared about these next two matches
Hate it when my Dasher makes multiple stops before getting to me. I ain't paying the extra 3 bucks, faggot.
Based zogbotsScratched off a few little Muslim children today god bless
>>19980141God how did she mindbreak you so badly
>>19980061good stuff
>>19980102Arab brains are amazing. Why invest in factories, research or farming when you can beg for tourists.
Why is the >this is OUR CITY and OUR CITY has the best FOOD and CULTURE and MUSICPromo package ALWAYS narrated by a black person?
Have we found out what was in the box yet?
>Robert GunsWell he was born to join the military.
>comes to an entertainment show in full military uniformI guess they really are retarded.
>>19980136Who said anything about clean?
FNBLR
>not the demonHe's not winning
>>19980078I second this, pan pizza is supposed to be crispy but the papa john's pan pizza is doughy
Me when I shit my pants but you can't smell it
DownsHausen is the drizzling shits. If it's him I hope the crowd absolutely craps all over him.
>>19980159Mine did two. Some if the food is getting a little cool
>Thank you for protecting Israel's freedoms.
>fighting for our freedomsPfffft
All you need to knowhttps://youtu.be/ruZue_kKnpg?si=Y_NnZEkNkopkdNIB
>FNBLR
>>19980166Papa John
>>19980161quit seething
Finnalor
No Demon.Finn loses
thats a cool name for a soldierlike from a movie
Is this another different theme?
Post becky's ass
>no demonhopefully hes saving it for wm after winning tonight right guys???
don't chicago have their own fake pizza? Why do they need papa johns fake pizza
>no demonpack it up, finn bros. we'll get em next time
WWE = THANK YOU FOR SACRIFICING AMERICANS FOR ISRAEL!AEW = FUCK ICE levels
>>19980166>have we found out what’s in the box yet?It was an ad for Papa johns pizza. I’m not joking
>no demonkek
>>19980179>when the Mayo's can't tell if you smell like shit because you're mexican or because you just shat your pants and they are too liberal to ask
>>19980077I could see it since Roman will be on raw next week, him and Finn have a rivalry and it’s a good thing to get in punk’s headBut then does it not deflate Roman vs punk? How can anyone see punk as a threat to Roman after losing to Finn?
dom in the building?
>>19980172Seems they're positioning Balor for a face run. Would be surprised to see a Misterio/JD run-in.
Finn's getting a pity WHC by the summer to commemorate the 10 yr anniversary of his Universal title win
>>19980018punk & aj vs seth & becky in a non title match
if what I'm hearing is true, poor finn
>>19980203Should I get the papa johns deep dish pizza?
This show has been shoot awful so far
FNBLR more like FMBLR
>No demon intro it's over it's fucking overgo home and fuck your latina wife short stuff
PLS WIN FNBLR
>>19980202Both are fucking retarded.
>>19980194He’s said he doesn’t want to use the Demon anymore because he hates how the WWE presents it.
>>19980206demon is for the rematch after mania
The Demon is coming back at Wrestlemania against Dominick
Go die for Isreal you dumbass goy
>gen Z retards want that corny "Demon" gimmick backPG era fans need to be beheaded
>no paintFinn gonna lose
Finn Balor can't even pretend convincingly he might win lol
CM CHUD
CM CHUDCM CHUDCM CHUDCM CHUD
Finn is never getting pushed again unless he drops the fucking pants
>>19980219Be a man and eat your nearest piece of furniture
>>19980183>>19980184>Shilling for IranCringe
>>19980220must be a wrestling promotion ending in E
WE LOVE YOU ISRAEL
>>19980240kek
Get ready, he's about to have a giga meltdown
>>19980220AAA is on in 30 min
>Prince Devitt pushed out to put over the champion before Mania againBeing a Devitt mark the last 14 years has been hard bros
>BLR CLBIs this new besides the bullet club thing?
CM CHUNK
based for burying becky
Imagine if finn was 1 inch taller
they should keep the cool electric guitar section for his regular entrence and the violins for the demons.they've shorted his theme once before and did the wrong thing by giving him the violins when he retired the demon gimmick
>>19980197
>>19980219You should get a fuckin' salad.
SNEED AND CHUCK
yeah man we can hear you screaming cm chud calm down
>SIRIUSBASED
Leaked image of who’s in the box
aight based punkster
RAPEDLITTLE FAGGOTFUCKINGCOCKSUCKERBITCH
finn no pop kwab
>>19980227After the fish floppa I can understandHoly shit Steamboat theme?
>>19980227You mean there’s another way to present going out with tassels on your head?
Best theme ever
>cm Phil bullying the Chicago bulls legacy like thisFuck off
CM CHUCK
AFI incoming!
ITS MICHAEL JORDAN TIME
What is this stupid shit
what is this gay shit
Omega seething rn
Michael Jordan rollin over in his graveScottie Pippen rollin over in his gravePhil Jackson rollin over in his grave
Punk is the best to ever do it
Cm cuck
CHICAGOIT'S CHICAGOCHICAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE BULLS NIGGA
literally the cm punk show tonight
kek PedoPhil is so cringe
What the fuck is this shit?
THE CHICAGO BULLS
Leaked image if who's in the box
Based Alan Parson's Project enjoyer.
>That guy chanting CM CHUDEye on the sky?
>>19980259Good Gawd almighty!
>>19980259PLAP PLAP PLAP
wait this is actually cool
wtf is this
>>19980220Women's Chamber was a messAJ Lee has no business wrestling in the modern eraI'm not convinced the Finn/Punk match is enough to carry this shitheap
Punk is such a self mark
King of the Smarks doing the Goldberg entrance but Goldberg has no place on this business according to smarks KEK
>Sirius for the United Center entrancePretty based ngl
yeah cm chud is losing
>>19980264Someone please post that retarded video of that thing doing the crab dance hoping to draw
>No CM Punk chants>IN ChicagoIt's over, wrestefags priced out
>Blackhawks walkoutFucking kek
>>19980292Kevin Owens is back?!
Why does this music just sound like cobra kai?
Why didn't Ricky Steamboat come out?
wrestling ?
>Punk coming out to SiriusHis narcissism is astounding
No aura. Punk is such a dweeb.
>>19980264Gross.
https://youtu.be/wTaf2l13nec?si=ow4hNURFDJCgb5kV
Lmao basado
WHO WAS THAT HUGE DUDE BACK THERE?
C M HUD
what the fuck was that
>>19980289>What the fuck is this shit?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkC_oi0ksuwIntro song from a very based album.
>>19980300Be careful, he'll complain like he always done
>>19980115terrible idea
I can tell we have a lot of young bloods not familiar with the iconic Chicago Bulls entrance theme.
>>19980302True smarks consider Goldberg a top 10 TV wrestler of all time.
>>19980312cuz its from 80s and everything sounded like that
no this fire burns just hurry up old man we do not care
IT'S KWABBENING TIME
YACHTY IN THE BUILDING BABY
>>19980271More that they use it as a story where ‘Finn’ isn’t good enough to win so he has to rely on the demon, whereas he always just treated it as an alternative costume for a bit of fun.
Poo
>>19980317the most beautiful woman in the world and a literal man
>>19980322Chicago Bulls, you retard.
We do love cm punk here
It was 90s Bulls music idiots. You have to be over 18 to post here
Why isn't Punk getting any chants lmao even Chicago has Phil Phatigue?
The Bulls are the most KWAB franchise in the history of basketball
>>19980289The music the Bulls used to come out to in the mid-90s when Jordan was at his peak. Alan Parsons Project - Sirius.
>>19980317>joshipedos hate women who have tits and assYeah that fits
>>19980328Zoomers and Thirdies just don't get it.
>>19980307The state of this anon
>finn got rid of the ugly retarded cholo bangs when turning facekinda based. he's handsome when he tries
Why is the guy who completely embarrassed himself in real sport doing a sport tribute? like leave that shit for logan or someone athletic
Yeah, Finn’s definitely winning.
>>19980300every top guy ever was a self mark for themselves.
>>19980338Indeed we doITS CLOBBERIN TIME
praying to misawa for a punk injury
ITS SLOBBERIN' TIME
>>19980299>>Women's Chamber was a messDAMN now i'm mad I missed it
hope punk gets injured tonight and they call an audible and give it to based prince
Kids today don't even know who Kennedy and Mussolini were
pure dimes. if finn wins it would actually save the ppv
>milking the entrancePunk finna jobola toniight,
where the fuck is This Fire BurnsI don't give a fuck about some moneyball unc bullshit
>not a single child in the audienceWrestling is going to have no audience in 20 years. They’ve killed a multi generational spanning business in less than a decade.
>IT’S CHUDDENING TIME
Bro it's a fake fight that you're scripted to win
Is there something wrong with me tv? I thought Chicago fans were the loudest in the world? Juat sounds like a kids basketball gymnasium.
>>19980338Love him or hate him, you finna watched
That was a tranny
it would be so fucking funny if punk gets injured and their wrestlemania plans get further fucked
>>19980347>Mina>Ass Pick one, faggot.
>>19980340That was 30 years ago unc
>>19980364saving it for Mania trust the plan
Was that music a Space Jam reference?
>>19980364this fire burns was so much better of a theme than this crap
>>19980364posts from 2011
>>19980359they’d call the match off before doing some shit like that
wtf is a self mark? He thinks wrestling is real? He thinks he's really beating these people up?
CM CHUDCM CHUDCM CHUD
>>19980358This is all you need
>>19980368Why do you only use this logic with Punk?
>>19980359if i was finn i would sneak a shoot 3 count and be like lol i'm not sniffing this title ever again otherwise
I thought he was wearing a Ribera Steakhouse jacket at first lmao
>>19980360Zoomers are chuds thoughalbeit so they do know Mussolini and they know Kennedy from Black Ops 1
>>19980337I know, but that was fucking cringe
>>19980372yum
All your packages are belong to us E-drone
zoomers didn't get the bulls referenceidiots
Yep punk is losing tonight
>hugging a tranny in the audience Embarrassing
>>19980369the sound mixing is all fucked in general tonight
>>19980369they just had to sit through 1 women elimination chamber match and 1 woman title match, can you really blame them?
Lets get this match over with so we can see whats in the box.
this entrance has been 7 minutes long and he's still not in the ring yet
>>19980387My friend....
>>19980375It’s the same guy who thinks we should all know who BowWow is.
I had no expectations of Finn possibly winning tonight, you guys talking about it are giving me hope I do not need cause I'm gonna get disappointed anyway.
WOMEN SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED AT SHOWS FUCK OFF U FUCKING SLUTS STOP WATCHING THE HOBBY YOU MADE FUN OF FOR YEARS YOU SAD FUCKING SLUT SHEEP
>>19980366Its funny I watch with my little sister sometime and she hasnt mentioned wrestling at all since the rumble. shits boring as fuck for kids now
>>19980340Sure thing old man
>>19980384lexi is so fucking hot
>>19980384oof
>>19980363buddy wrestlemania will have unprecedented ticket refunds if it’s finn vs roman
>>19980395God I wish. That'd be fucking kino
They're watching a couple of twinks with a combined age of 90 wrestle for the world title. Not much to get hype about.
>>19980394most of us don't watch apeshoot fag
>>19980338I actually hate him. But I respect his work and enjoy his programs too much to not watch.
>WEE>World Entrance Entertainment
>>19980374Compared to the average jap woman she’s got a huge one
HOW LONG IS THIS NIGGA GONNA TAKE TO GET TO THE RING
Why does Punk's song say "when a Lita speaks"? Is it because he banged her?
I was born in 85 and I didn’t know the reference I only played video games and watched cartoons, never sports
>>19980373AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA*CACKLES*SO ROMAN*CACKLES*I HEARD YOU NEED*CACKLES*A WRESTLEMANIA CHALLENGER*CACKLES*FOR THE TITLE*CACKLES*AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
>one fall!
>>19980394I mean, why would they tho?We’re all old as shit my brother
>>1998034040+ board
>>19980417its probably his final year, let the geezer aura farm
>Finish involves Vince McMahon bursting out of the box and rushing the ring, knocking both men out and absconding with the Title in a callback to MITB 2011
>>19980384Holy fuck
>>19980387He's done that before funnily enough kek
They should pronounce his name like FNBLR too
>>19980421ok then you're a loser. anything else?
CM CHUD! CM CHUD! CM CHUD!
>>19980417He's gonna have an even longer one at Mania. Wants to beat taker's record for longest entrance
how they make a skinny fat old man champion over a guy that looks dimes like finn
CM CHUD!
>>19980340when do you think 18 years ago was unc
i get asked all the time at the gym if im finn balor
Why the fuck is Finn Balor anywhere near a world title in 2026? What the hell?
>CM CHUD
>>19980384This was the only major botch of the match.The women's chamber wasn't actually that bad considering how heatless it was.
this is so trash i already miss AJs ass
>>19980421You didn't watch Space Jam?
who is this geek ring announcer?
>>19980430only thing that could save this show and company desu
I figured it was some sport shit I just dont know what sport has to do with this unathletic shitter
>>19980359If punk DOES get injured who the heck do they put against Roman as his replacement???
>>19980384can wwe go a single show without a botch? it's been every single show, every week since 2025.
>>19980405Funny that, my sister only watches the big PLEs too, raws and smackdowns put her to sleep like lullabies
>>19980430Not just Vince but Laurinaitis too
>>19980384This is why they're not doing Jade vs Alexa vs Charlotte
>>19980464>>19980464>>19980464>>19980464>>19980464>>19980464>>19980464
>A very HUNG Finn Balor
NEXT>>19979472>>19979472>>19979472>>19979472
>>19980340>Not recognizing the Eye in the Sky/Siriushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_NNCNDYEpU
I'll just say right now if any of you ITT were born after 2005 I'm gonna be DEPRESSED
>>19980384Rhea is such a shitter.
>>19980459finn nigga
>>19980343Bulls, Celtics and Lakers are the only teams anyone outside of America knows, you delusional retard.
>>19980421I was born in 95, never watched the NBA, and still got the reference. Being an ignoramus isn't something to be proud of.
>>19980422Don't manifest that evil
>>19980439Punk is an actual draw going by the metrics of live attendance increase, TV ratings boosted and merch sales are high. Balor has never done of any of that in his E run.
>>19980422kek this would be the thing to get me to stop watching again
>>19980452Fun fact. Space Jam has had the same website since the film was released in 1996. www.spacejam.com
>>19980299They need to give women their own brand/PLE so they can be ignored and go away for good. The best any of them have managed to do in the last 15 years is the occasional good looking spot but every single one lacks any coordination and look like newborn fawn trying to perform moves.
>>19980364>where the fuck is This Fire BurnsAt Wrestlemania 41
Barrett mentioning Punk's age when he's only 3 years older than Finn. KEK what a retard.
>>19980500he potentionally couldve but i think after that injury with Rollins at Summerslam Vince never trusted so he never put him any high spot every again so we never really can know for sure
