>Pre-Show:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWwdYlXfU5oCard:* World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk takes on Finn Bálorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqcK_ojwhzE* Women’s Intercontinental Champion Becky Lynch vs. AJ Leehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGO25qtFwco* Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, Je’Von Evans, Trick Williams, Logan Paul, and LA Knight to battle in the Men’s Elimination Chamber* Tiffany Stratton, Asuka, Alexa Bliss, Rhea Ripley, Raquel Rodriguez, and Kiana James qualify for the Women’s Elimination Chamber Match>Post-Show:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYtzUiJmOx0
CM CHUD is finished
is the mystery crate really being opened in a backstage segment?
This match will be worse than the one they had in ireland
CM Punk vs a pothead
>cute co worker comes out of the unisex restroom>I go in and instead of standing I purposely sit where she warmed the seat>Take a huge whiff to try and catch the scent of her pee>Our asses indirectly touched>Happy about itWhat is wrong with me?
Cocksucker!
>>19980429phil said he has 3 more years a few weeks ago
cool to see cm punk honour connor bedard with his ring gear
I'm a bit worried about the Men's Chamber bros.There's really no heat in it. And not even any heels. What's going to be the swerve?
this match was brought to you by the Israeli Air Force
Why is balor even getting a title match I dont think hes even won a match in literal years
Punk wearing Bulls colors
lots of criminal looking individuals in the crowd tonight
>The entire build for this match is just "if Finn wins Wrestlemania is so fucked"Why do they bury my boy so hard
He isnt wearing the smark shitman gearhe is losing
There are 4 matches on the cardWe've had 2 face wins so farThe men's EC will likely have a face winner as Drew, the WWE champion, is a heelThat leaves Phil vs Finn
>>19980486Perfectly normal behavior, I'd say. You have something over her now.
>>19980480It’s always been a backstage segment from the start anyway.I have 60% it’s a sponsor, 30% a wrestler, 10% another mystery like a smaller box
>>19980480>It's bron breaker
>>19980479PedoPhil do be like Epstein
They've spent the last 8 years telling us Finn isn't a superstar, why am I supposed to care now?
>it's best in the world, MA'AM
>>19980495RP Miguel :(
>>19980486This you?
Did they reveal the mystery box yet
More full nelsons and headlocks!
>>19980489he said probably his last time in australia on a wwe backstage vlog last year idk why he’d say that if he was going 3 more years
Paul leaked that Punk is eating the pin tonight
>>19980505Will be funny when punk shoot breaks his arm and they have to call an audible and Finn goes over
>>19980479BM Stunk
if he's so hungry, why doesn't he eat something?
>>19980495>What's going to be the swerve?Whoever is in the box
>>19980495Masked Man to fuck Paul. Trick Willy LA Knight set up. Randy finally turning heel. There’s options. Paul will shit them up, but theres options.
>>19980525roman did the same shit years ago, wrestlers lie
>>19980511Lil Bron is still sitting in a hospital bed trying to keep his guts drom falling out
>>19980495Logan wins
>>19980522It is now me
Punk already gassed
>>19980517it was so funny how they tried building him up on RAW with all the cool shit he's done and it was all shit from the time he debuted 10 years ago
>>19980514you this screenshot at 4am lmaowhat a loser
>>19980520I shoot thought he was Jewish the entire time i watched Twin Peaks, I felt bad when i found out he was hispanic. He was great.
>listen to how silent the crowd is>it's because finn is doing a good jobahahhahahahaha come on cole
>>19980523No.At this point, the “it’s an extra pod” theory is starting to look good.
>michael cole mentioning how quiet it is kek
make some holes to finn's sleeves and you can pretend this is Punk vs Jeff Hardy
>ad innfinnat'mdo brits really?
>>19980464The one reason we know for sure Finn won't win is Wrestlemania ticket sales. They won't dare compromise the main event even if Punk won the belt back on Raw before mania. Nobody is going to the desolate shithole that is Vegas to watch Finn lose to Roman.I don't know why this dimeless match was even allowed to happen.
Punk's tummy lookin real squishy
>Triple H letting CM Punk get a day 2 mania main eventLOL
lmao you can literally hear a baby whining
>>19980544Ok thanks
Chicago screwjob incomingPaul don't forget Phil
Yahoo YaHOO
>>19980499Blackhawks you retard
I hope finn exposes phil for the shitter that he is
>>19980554What the fuck are you doing out of /b/?
>>19980500Bálor could've been a massive merch mover with the Demon gimmick if he wasn't just banished to the midcard after his injury. Not saying his career would've been great, but it would've been easy as fuck to monetize. Even a complete anti-draw shitter like Bray was able to sell merch to his paypiggy loser fans.
I'm surprised they didn't put Sheamus in the EC or give him a shot at the title
>Finn should take advantage of Punk's age says Wade>44 vs 47
>>19980549Right? The same reason Rhea won the EC instead of a Smackdown wrestler.
KITCHEN SINK
>>19980549the tickets aren't selling so they might do random shit
>>19980553Yes I can hear Phil too
This is all you Chuds who make fun of Based daddy punk and wholesome chungus AJ for not having kids.
>>19980566He's still recovering from a shoulder injury
>>19980495rock is coming out after don’t worry
>instead of talking about Punk's MMA abilities, they talk about his hockey fighting skills
>>19980568rhea is finna be a smackdown wrestler when she wins
>>19980566log off, sheamus
>>19980563Poopy boy bout to take a whoopin
>>19980549literally because of all the injuries in The Vision or whatever the fuck it was called before
>>19980563>t. ate a log of shit out of cm punk's asshole
white and red for all the polish people in Illinois our promised land
>>19980511Bron's gonna be out for months.And he's not gonna do a surprise "finish PT early" like Cena.
Finn looks way younger than 44
wish this had a fast forward button to the myster box and chamber
>>19980567finn has aged way better to be fair
>>19980567As someone who’s currently 45.5, I can tell you there’s a huge gap between 44 - 47, lol
>>19980567Bruh, I hope I look like Finn at 44
Excellent match so far
>>19980578mox shoot beats him in a fight
>>19980590craic don't crack
>>19980575this. so much this.
jeez guys I sure hope the judgement day don't interfere and cost Finn the match that'd be tragic and totally not the most predictable fucking thing that could ever happen.
Well we can rule out Khamenei being in the box.
>>19980572That's exactly what I mean though, there's nothing to be gained in a swerve to Balor, if Punk v Roman doesn't sell tickets, literally nothing else they can do will. I don't know what the refund policy is, but if I thought Balor was main eventing I'd want my fucking money back
US crowds are just so dead nowIs it the ticket prices?
>>19980606nah the product is shit
JERICHO MENTIONEDHE'S IN THE BOX
>>19980606That and the product.
>>19980549Obviously they ain't gonna do any screwy shit
>Jericho mention
>>19980601judgment day manlet triple threat for the IC title will really bump up those ticket sales
>>19980606It's just bored rich people who play on their phones the whole time taking photos/streaming itOr posting on /pw/ like me
>>19980605Unpredictability is a draw although it's a bit late to start doing that
Women's wrestling fucking sucks
>both these wrestlers are under 6'
>>19980606they're too busy stuffing their fat faces
>>19980606it's the boring ass shows. crowd was hot the previous 2 years because WWE was interesting at the time.
>Y2J namedropHappening?
Benoit is in the box
How do you incorporate the 5th box into the elimination chamber?
I just heard a mouse piss on cotton
>>19980591Didn't hit me until my 50's. Went from banging 30 year olds 2 at a time to not being able to stay hard for more than 5 minutes.Sucks.
>>19980606I think it’s just audiences in general. People are too embarrassed to yell and scream in a big arena surrounded by strangers these days. American audiences, anyway.
What if the guy in the box is The Rock?
>both can't throw punches
The Cody vortex multiple men mania match is not going to be for the wwe title
>>19980621punk is probably 6ft when he wakes up
>>19980624he’s the same age as triple H we do not care
WWE PPV matches are indistinguishable from TV matches now, maybe less break spots.
>>19980629This is a World Championship match topkek
>>19980606>>19980633Too busy watching the match through their phone screens to be invested
this match is boringWHERE THE HELL IS THE JUDGEMENT DAY!!??
>>19980605In theory, you could spread Punk and Roman between two matches. Instead of one big match, you'd have two with each star to hopefully pad out the card more.
punk looks blown up for real
Just a reminder for when I'm right, I told you all over a week ago that the mystery box is another pod.I was first.Me.
>>19980624Save us 55 year old Jericho! I NEED my next yummy returnarino
Balor is from Chicago, cole. He's fucking Irish, jesus
>>19980634He's gonna need to take a piss something awful.
wtf
Becks vs AJ is a better match
Lizzie's in the box, lads
>>19980638ufc had him as 6’2 faggot try again
>US AIRFORCE bannersOh boy I can't wait to fight for israel.
>>19980549No one is going Vegas anyway. Mania was gonna struggle to sell tickets anyway then putting it Vegas just double downed. Every American from boomer to zoomer knows Vegas is a giga scam
>>19980645Match has been good pleb. Not enough flips for you?
i thought their match in ireland was amazing but this match is kinda boring
>>19980645> anon, I need to do this one alone...
>>19980659Israel just won lil browe will never have to fight again
Those tables still look liked kill the wrestlers spine and chest if they hit it wrong
>>19980606If I had to pay WWE ticket money and pay transport, hotel, food, etc. only being inconsolably drunk would make me cheer. In the same breath, I wouldn't go to a gayEW show if they paid me. WWE's biggest customer is Saudi, the marks are secondary.
Yo Paul Can we uhhhspeed this up and get to the mystery box/chamber? Thanks
>>19980648The mystery box is a new throne for HHH for WrestleMania, signifying a new era of big bad bossman stories once more.
>>19980660>Vegas is a giga scamThose of us who didn't know, found out last year so, they're fucked.
>>19980606Beer used to be cheaper and loud audiences were encouraged
>>19980665they've made it clear there is no chance Finn wins, so it's a bit hard to get invested
>>19980595Corbin shoot sneezes in punk's path and it sends hims to an hospital
>>19980680
>>19980464insider here. trick is winning the chamber. it was going to be cody but they feel tthey need to pull the trigger now and not let him cool off first, cody agreed with the decision
>>19980673with jews, they will never have enough, they can beat all their enemies and they would still fight each other.
>>19980673lmao
I really need to get up and take a piss from my penis but I want to watch the match
>>19980681a NEW ERA is in the box
https://x.com/FightOwensFight/status/2027919961025392988
>>19980673Not really. Even if that were true, that means they move to the final stage of their prophecy. Next comes the antichrist.
Ryback is in the box
Vince would have Punk lose this, and he would be right.
They are not on the same page at all
I'm having a match with my doggy rn for the bedtime championship (my pillow)
Triple H is in the boxHe got experimental surgery from his Trump connections and is match fit againHe will be inserted into the EC and take the title at WrestlemaniaReign of Terror 2 is here
Is Jey being punished for not being a able to take a neck breaker?
>>19980692if, if you're a trans girl, you can go in.. my mouth!!
>>19980703would pop
My god… it’s soooooo quiet
>roman interferes>intentionally costs punk the title just to fuck with him>WM match is not for the title >finn defends against someone else at WMscreencap this
i hope they repeat the Cena spot where they announce khamenis death
>ordered during the women's EC>Driver made 2 extra stops along the way. >he's now driving in circles around my building because he's a fucking retard Definitely gonna need a microwave tonight.
>>19980682Doesn’t help that a quick Google search leads to plenty of YouTube videos that all conclude with “yea you can go if you want but it’s really not worth it, you can go to Paris for a week for the same price”
SHADES OF KAIRI SANE
>>19980705no. just for being fat and smelly
They will open the box and inside will be a slightly smaller box to be opened Monday
Who's the jenetty here?
lol he bit his tongue during that
>>19980658lmao ufc said mcgregor is 5'11 one time
Holy shit, the mystery box is the sponsor of mania.
>>19980725the viewer
>>19980717grilled cheese it is
AEW has spoiled me, all WWE matches look like flea market curtain jerkers in comparison
>>19980721lawl
>>19980694i miss KO so much
>>19980725Punk is always the Jenetty when in the ring with anyone
>>19980725Balor, but it should be Punk.
>>19980730Beats Riyadh
Any of you wwe losers want to fight me, an AEW Chad, irl? I fight very dirty, fair warning
>>19980686>MMA tournamentI think Punk was a blue belt when he fought in the UFC, by now he should be at least a purple belt, he would kill corbin.
dogshit elbowhow's he even bust his mouth Punk looks old out there
>>19980714he won the Rumble why the fuck would he not go for the title?
The time machine from SDvsRaw2011 is in the box
>>19980713It’s almost like having Bálor be a loser since 2016 was a bad idea.
a true japanese crowd, quietly enjoying the match
>>19980739I thought he'd lost a lot of weight though
>>19980738that part
>>19980737you watch this gay shit lol
Here's how you save this fiasco: Shenanigans on Raw/Smackdown will make it a Rhodes/ CM Punk main event With Drew/Reigns for the other belt at Mania After Rhodes wins at Mania CM Punk will turn heel and by attacking Rhodes in rage. Punk then takes control of the Vision and MFTs under him whilst Rhodes is forced to rely on an alliance with Judgment Day under Balor. This will allow Punk to go full CM Chud and change his whole cringe iconography which he obviously regrets. He'll win the belt in a rematch at Summerslam.
What do you think they would have done if Punk bit off like half his tongue?
Why does anyone want to see CM Punk vs Reigns?Someone who can't wrestle vs someone who's too old and out of shape to wrestle.
Super Punk
ITSFUCKINGUPPPPP!!!!
>>19980753that's where the dimes are stored
I hope Dom Dom wins it for Finn
>FLASHING RED LIGHTSITS HAPPENING
Wait I just realized the cage is not there? Is this pretaped?
He NAILED that one good
PHIL IS CRYING
>gts but the guy stumbles out of the ringI'm tired of that shit Phil get new material
>following the exact same match layout and story telling as the AJ Becky match beat for beatFucking kill me
>>19980781It's there, guy. It's just hidden well.
>>19980781This is such a boomer comment. Go fucking die for israel retard
FUCK this is boringLet's end this shit
>>19980781very all arena
Finn ate all of that
>>19980747idk
is tanahashi's last match worth checking out?
how many coupm de graces can this lil irish nigga do in one match
No you can't do this to Finn
Literally nobody can do the Sharpshooter anymore
>>19980804no
Reminder that The Big Guy Ryback won and has a hotter girl than Fragile Phez
10/10 counter that people won’t respect because it’s Punk
>didn't touch itFinn bros!
>>19980781Your brain on seed oils and food dye everyone
>>19980745whatever helps you sleep at night, Phil.
>>19980631Sure you did grandpa
>>19980796It's scheduled so the chamber match starts exactly at 8. They started this shit exactly at 7:30 lol
>>19980804yes it was amazing
>>19980794lmao
>>19980796Nobody hates wrestling more than wrestling fans
the bar is so low that these two seem good simply because i can't hear them calling spots
there is NO WAY roman agreed to even have a segment with finn, let alone wrestle him
Guys I think Phil might actually lose this....
>Idolizes Bret Hart but can't even do his finish properly. What does Phil mean by this?
>>19980804It kinda sucked.
>>19980820kys boomer virgin
Poor finn
wow so surprising
sling blade is such a shit move
that was it? what the fuck was the point of doing this shitty match again?
GODDAMN IT MOTHERFUCKER STOP MAKING MY BOY JOB GODDAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOOOOOOO
anticlimactic ending
That match didn't flow very well
>>19980601Wow, it was even fucking worse, what a fucking embarrassment.
>>19980804As a completely neutral party, I did not think it was anything special
That's a sharpshooter?
This is painfully predictable (and boring)
Worst ppv in years.
the fuck was that ending
BOOOOOO
ONE(1) GTS!
Buried. Finn's career is just one huge humiliation ritual.
Okay that does it I’m gonna watch Collision instead
Did wade just shart himself? kek
cuck man phil wins lol
>>19980830>>19980826>>19980824>>19980822>>19980821
Bbbbooooooooo
WM ads spoiled who is gonna be there since a year ago.Its absurd.
FUCK YOU PAUL
BOOO imagine the Kino of Punk losing in his hometown
finn bros...
>>19980832I don't know where this Roman is an asshole meme started because in every interview people like Mox and Seff call him humble.
Darn that was quite a banger I am so very glad they ran that back ha ha
weird nothing finish?
the fuck that's it? after only one GTS? twice in a row? holy fucking shit paul kill yourself
>49 sleepsFuck off, cole
Their match on Raw was miles better than this bullshit.
Ugh. That was shit and Phil knows it.
Think of the sex they will have tonight
BOX TIME
Fine match.
It felt like they had to finish early because punk was gassed as fuck
Oh boy time for the dei chamber
Who did this help?Who is getting pushed from this?
What a waste of time
barely a reaction for hometown man yikes
>>19980856>IT'S A FORBIDDEN DOOR, USE IT!
>Roman winning the belt off phil only for him to fuck off again
>oh uhhhhhhhhhh you wanted a face finn balor world title run?>how aboutuhhhhhhhhhh a heel finn balor midcard run instead?how do you respond without sounding mad?
If Cody wins it'll be the just predictable ple ever.
I was hoping Drew came out and ruined everything. WrestleMania lans, Punk, Roman, etc. and he laughs about it all
Pinn Balor looks like fucking shit, which is great, why wouldn't you want the world heavyweight champion to roll over his challenger like this?
>>19980888he always seems gassed. i like punker but god damn this guy is old as shit
>>19980890It boosted Punks ego
Finn face turn. All is well.
>>19980890not me i'll say that much.
there is no way any of you really believed an anti draw jobber like finn was going into WM as champion right? fucking retards jesus christ
>>19980862There was 2 of them....
Okay, show us something good. Show us Danhausen.
finnbros… :(
Why even bother having that match. Holy fuck
If Balor was 6 inches taller, he’d be a star. Such is life. Cursed to fuck any beautiful woman he wants but be no more than a fuckboy
pinn balor
>>19980901I have to guess at this point that Knight is winningSurely Paul can't be THIS boring
>>19980819Neither of those 2 chumps could do the indie scene in the early to mid 00s.
BOX TIMEBOX TIMEIM A LIL DROONIE PIGGYME WANT BOX!ME WANT BOX!
>>19980814Who’s the cute nipple-biting femboy?
open the fucking box so i can go to bed
Boring fucking match
>>19980899The fuck are you talking about? They're turning Finn face.
>>19980887Only at the end
>>19980899Absolutely nobody gives a fuck about pinn balor
Finns going after Dom
was that the palestein flag or the lgblm flag?
>>19980924This but unironically
pretty good match
LOOK IN MY ASSWHAT DO YOU SEE?A LOAD LEFT THERE BY BBC!
This wasn't even better than the Dublin match
The hurricane is in the box
YES WE GOT THE HAPPY CHUNGUS ENDING
WHATS IN THE BOXAWWWWWW COME ON WHATS IN THE BOXWHATS IN THE FUCKING BOX
>>19980934>pinnSAAR
Punk looking kinda doughy again. Match was meh too.
Pin Bálor got pinned
OH BOY HIS REDDIT WIFE YAAAAY TAKE THE INSTAGRAM PICS U ZOOMER RHEA SLUTS
>>19980924me af
They brought Ron Killings back just to do ads....
JUST LIKE THOSE LEGENDARY LOVERS BENOIT AND GUERRERO!
>>19980878i think something unironically changed in Roman ever since he got covered in dogfood that led to him taking creative control and getting the heel turn people wanted for years
LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME SHIT AS THEIR LAST MATCH JUST WORSE AND IT MADE FINN LOOK EVEN WORSE THEY EVEN DID THE SAME RESPECT THING AND YOU KNOW THAT FINN STILL WON'T TURN FACE WHAT A FUCKING WASTE OF TIME
>>19980932They've been turning Finn face any minute for like 2 years
When is Finn's contract up?
>>19980924>>19980943unironically excited for the box
>>19980901Huge fan of the Codester, but we've seen him and Drew ad nauseum. Unless they do inject Fatu, it won't be too interesting. And if they do, it's not like we're seeing that done tonight.
i am OFFICIALLY out of threads this was my last onesomeone else must make the thread
Jesus fucking Christ that was cringe
What does Phil have on Paul to get this kind of push?
>no kiss
So Finn is confirmed face now
>>19980928Every match has been deathly boring
>>19980917Gable has it worse desu
>>19980939Hahahahahaha
>>19980955he re-signed in 2024 i think on a 5 year deal
WHY ARE HIS KIDS BLACK
Face it: LOLROMANWINS
>>19980903That would've actually been dimes, most people wouldn't have seen it coming even though it makes sense. Builds a new feud, etc.
>>199809552029
How nice that he brought his wife's sons
>>19980919Kekked
NON TRANNY NEW>>19980962>>19980962>>19980962>>19980962
oh god get this shit off my screen
KEK COLE
lil yachty
30 years ago I sucked dick to watch ppv now I don’t even watch them and just follow what happens on here
random blacks moment
Lil Yatchy is still alive?
Paul stop getting your ideas from Youtube memes.
>>19980954He told the JD to fuck off and just gave Punk the sportsman handshake.
Anyone got a reliable link? My usual site keeps skipping around on all the mirrors.
Vince would have told them to kiss
Uh why does the ufc fighter got 2 black son even if he is not black
>>19980980this is the tranny thread someone make a real one
AEWs looking pretty good now huh?
Did those white people get a nigger kid from niggerland?
>GIANNIS I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK COME TO NEW YORKChill down Cole.
>>19980980>#14fuck off derailer
>>19980980Fuck off
If Finn just too short to get pushed?He's in great shape, can wrestle a decent match, he can talk and has a killer gimmick sitting in his back pocket.Why do they do this to him again and again?
this is such a nothing ple
>>19981000Lol no
guys aren't you excited to see little yaughty?>>19980985
lil yachty gonna have to take that bump like machine gun kelly
>>19980980>14Tranny thread.
>>19980944Not even that anon but it's a play on Finn you ding dong diddly retard
>>19980991same shits annoyingand no i dont pay for wrestling i barely watch this trash anymore
>>19980986YesLast I heard he was saying you can't call his music shit because Rapper's Delight was also a shit song
SOMEONE MAKE A REAL THREAD STOP COMPLAINING AND JUST MAKE ONE
>>19980955>my guy lost a fake fighting match so he should leave the company paying him six-seven figuresMaybe the most annoying type of poster.
What's in the fucking box!?
>>19981009to make people root for his comeback
>>19980971Thanks for the (you), friend :) Please feel free to save and repost! All yours.
mystery box bros, how are we doing?
>>19981009Yes that's literally it
BOOOOOOOX
BUDDY I SAW BUDDY!!!
>>19980989That means literally nothing.
>>19980960imma do it >>19981024ASK AND SHALL RECEIVE>>19981032>>19981032>>19981032MIGRATE!
>>19981028A bronze HHH statue
>What if for no fucking reason we had Punk and Balor again? Whata ya say Road Dogg? Good good...this is why we do what we do.
>>19981000lmao
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
is it actually meme man
>>19981024ok, bitch tits, I'll bake it, give me one more picture, you better make sure it's a good one
>>19981016pinn just sounds retarded, pin balor looks better
At least put some pyro on the man
>>19980540Ayyy sup hapa
